₦airaland Forum

A sister is a sister .
I will forgive my sister but never a gain let her near a man of my n.
Family always have to come together for one think or the other.
Mostly weddings and burials.

What a mess ,
This means that i can never live my sister withany of my men again.
I somehow don't believe in a one time slip.
What a sister!!!!
I mean in some cases men think with their dick .
The sister should have known better . The bastard is only an outsider

I am just thinking about one Abba song

"Men are the toys in the game that you play when you get tired you throw them away its only natural but::::"

ho yes the look on their faces when they try to defend them selves and you tell them you are only informing them .
Then i add do what you want but don't take me for a fool , that i will not forgive you.

My ex Husband can cook better that i and he loves cooking.
the only thing he could do very well .he can even magic up a new dish from leftovers.
I was lucky then i never had to cook .
He always said he dose not like to it what is cooked when he comes home, but wants cook what he feels like eating at that moment.
But the kitchen was always a mess and i cleaned up after him.

I will inform him on what i know and let him know what i think about it.
And i will not and never put what i said in a question form so that he will know am not expecting an answer and that he has the right to be silence and not even answer me.

No wounder
anyway i was me that asked my husband "so when are we getting married"
I was me that told him I want to be married be4 the baby comes .
On christmas day he gave me the ring in march we got married.
Ten years later it was me that ended it all. I told him "no do no can do so please go"

A be na police you be @ ono
so if nawah step down from plan you go come put her in front of Shari court.
Ho sorry na Christin you be

If you were still in school and were told to write a topic on your country Nigeria what would you write about.

The traditional way of life EGA marrage ceremony , female circumcision juju , traditional religion
or would you write on more up to date issues .
please note you are just 12 years old and its a class project.
You are schooling abroad.
Would you want to impress or shock the class.

If to say my papa na big ,big man(MR Okoro)and every were I go the greet me as Madam Okoro
I will keep that name .
Not after i will answer Mrs Nwafor and when i come no one will greet me again they will ask Mrs Nwa what?
Then shannon has explained why . No need to play parrot.

My uncles will also hear my screams.

I say say even if only out of security reasons.
God forbid if something happens to the man ,the way family will run to make their claim.
When I was in Nigeria, my mum always gave me a blank check when she and my father travelled just in case:::
With the instruction to withdraw every thing if any thing happened and fast.

A girl will stay (to try later) or go or trap the man with a baby .
If am a man i will run and buy my condom or make sure she is taking her pill

If you were still in School and were asked to pick a topic about your country and write on it - not an essay, but a project - what would you write about?

For example Religion, Traditional religion, Traditional wedding, yam festival.
If you were not schooling in Nigeria, could you write on something like juju or female circumcision just to shock or because you think thats what "they" want to hear, or would you pick something normal to show "them" that we also have roads and houses in Nigeria?

say yes or no . so that she will know what to do

I would have laughed too if i were the wife.
You had no good intentions did yo ?
Any woman playing with a married man should know her place if at all.
Once long ago a friend was having an affair with a married man who happened to be a friend to my boy friend.
The wife knew me as that girl that brings letters to her husband to give my boyfriend and the same way he will collect letters from my boyfriend and give to me.
That my foolish friend started phoning her lover in the house saying she is (me) so that the wife will not suspect. Till the phone calls were getting too much.
At the end of the day she went to tell my boyfriend that am having an affair with her husband,
Ho yes he came down from Lagos first flight hooting mad.
He told me the wife has left her husband and she is telling every one because of me.
The husband said he was sorry my friend did not care then her name was clean.
But i got back at her.
The wife had packed out and my friend taught she is now the madam and ask me to follow her to the lovers house , I went with her (my boyfriend had forbidden me to go near there again)
Well the man was sitting there with an other lady, and when he saw us he said he is comming and left with the lady.
I rolled on the floor laughter my friend was annoyed. we waited for an hour , loverboy did not come back. the brother was there and offered us food .
I ate my friend was not hungry "Merrily said "all the more for me" even the brother had to laugh at this stage.
After eating i left her there .
Loverboy told her later he is not planning to take her as an only girlfriend then he loves many women , if she is ready to line up no problem.
Now that the wife has left he is free and not ready to bind himself in a hurry.

I have that problem here too. people ask "you come from Africa" i just say "yes" i don't even bother again.

I spent some time in boarding school
Bush baby mami water, witch, to crown it all talk of armed robbers that come to steal girls for raping
I remember on night we were all talking about what we will do if they armed robbers come,
I said jump out of the window.
The others laughed at me that they will not take me , then they wanted girls with ass and breasts.
I was one of the late developers.
The first school i was in was horrible they kept punishing me for nothing and forced a school mother on me.I left to become a day student.
The second school was OK ,it was a new school and we were the first set that was in class 2.
there was nobody to "deal" with us only teachers.
The principal was a nasty woman Jehovah witness but when we had exams she petted us extra good food , she even brought cola and snakes in the exam hall for us.
And in our fainal year we did no work . no cutting grass , or sweeping classroom or what ever she petted us.

right!!!!!
What I find so funny it was a group Project 3 girls from different countries that cooked their country dish but she was the only one in her group that made a 1 (A) and i think its just because of the dress that made her get a better note than the other two .
She only cooked rice and stew and strictly speaking rice cannot be counted as a Nigerian dish.

By the way Senu the way she is now i have put one house on her head if she goes to university , i will make it two.

right!!!!!
What I find so funny it was a group Project 3 girls from different countries that cooked their country dish but she was the only one in her group that made a 1 (A) and i think its just because of the dress that made her get a better note than the other two .
She only cooked rice and stew and strictly speaking rice cannot be counted as a Nigerian dish.

By the way Senu the way she is now i have put one house on her head if she goes to university , i will make it two.

Thank you.
I just wanted to show that there are people that are proud to be Nigerians even if they don't look it.
she has never been to Nigeria.
She also has fights in Class even with teachers when it comes to stupid Nigerian topics (elephants ,lions etc)
For her exam she wanted to cook Nigerian dish , the Teacher wanted her to decorate the table with elephants and stuff.She told her Nigeria is not like that, But the teacher said thats what people want to see.
It was for an exam so she did it the way the teacher wanted even dressed African to school on that day to present her food.
And all were happy (apart from my daughter).

I hope it works thats my first born she tells everyone she is a nigerian.

My daughter wanted one she was out voted by her sisters.
No snake here.
I hate snakes too.