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CultureRe: Are You Proud To Be A Nigerian? by mamaput(f): 9:04am On Mar 13, 2006
I live in Germany too , someone was saying the Nigerians here say the are from the states?
this is a lie the reserve for German girls because German girls are into Americans.
Well am mixed if people ask me were i come from i say Nigeria . I don't say am mixed.
But some ask more questions why am not that dark and only then do i tell them that my mum was German.
I was born in Nigeria and i was there till i was 20(something).
But its the Nigerians here that tell me am not (what do they call it)Pure Nigerian.
Nigerians have a very bad reputation in germany more than the "Bushman" reputation , the think every Nigerian is a drugdealer etc etc.
FoodRe: Dishes You Know You Can Cook Anytime, Anyday by mamaput(f): 8:15pm On Mar 12, 2006
I have big girls soi dont have to cook, they cook most of the time grin grin grin
FoodRe: Coca-cola Or Pepsi? by mamaput(f): 8:12pm On Mar 12, 2006
cola any day any time.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Beautiful ladies! Ugly Ladies! Who are richer? by mamaput(f): 4:04pm On Mar 12, 2006
Lets put it this way the fine ones use their body to make their money the ugly once their brains.
The fin once that are smart know how to invest their money so that they stay rich.
The stupid once don't .
Claudia Shaffer for example Naomi cambell
But I know that my last daughter tried to fail the last exam she took on purpose because someone told her that smart people are ugly.
i had to met the teacher that now forces her to complet her work when she writes a test.
she had started submitting them in complit,so as not to land in the school of the ugly.
EducationRe: Is Spelling Your Biggest Problem? by mamaput(f): 3:31pm On Mar 12, 2006
For me it is worse because i live in Germany .
My English is becoming very rusty because i hardly use it.
i write very often sie instead of she and i mix up[b] ie [/b] and ei .Because i think German first now and write in English.
But spelling in German is easier than English because you write it the way you hear it and the way the alphabets are pronounced,

With numbers its even worse because they are read the other way round
58= fifty and 8
CultureRe: Let's Interprete Pidgin Language On This Forum by mamaput(f): 9:22am On Mar 12, 2006
The bush meat no ugly like dat
the girls were not that ugly
Na so dem come talk after them chop bellyfull free
thats what they said after they ate for free

But na craz boyfriend i get dat time no be everybody fit follow am so me i no fear
i had a crazy boyfriend so i was not so worried about him with other girls

na only the friend i come pity as im come yellow resemble 1/4 to albino come fat come ugly join put
i felt sorry for the friend because he was ugly fat and almost looked like an albino
CultureRe: Let's Interprete Pidgin Language On This Forum by mamaput(f): 12:22am On Mar 12, 2006
Seun:
What about the interpretation? huh
I talk say one fine day like this log time a go, me with my boyfriend and em friend come de ride for moto .dat day we no get plan and an only me hold money .(they others use their own buy ibo)
The friend to my boyfriend come see this 2 bushmeat for road and come beg me make i sponsor am.
After heavy begging i come say ok.
So we come carry the bush meat go fine fine place no be mamaput we go.
The friend come ask them weatin them wan drink them talk say chicken.
as them go laterin so I come give the friend my monye were i hold dat day.
As the girls come chop so , dat chicken no full them , dem come order more. I no remember again
But wetten i remember say dat day my money finish.(my mony pocket money for one month my mama give me)

As dem come belly full dem talk say "ok you fit drop us here"
no thankyou no bye bye.
the plan the boy get come spoil my money come finisch , the boy with my boyfriend vex insult the bush meat.

me i just come laugh. i even fall down for ground. de laugh.
CultureRe: Let's Interprete Pidgin Language On This Forum by mamaput(f): 12:01am On Mar 12, 2006
from wich side you come see 3 bush meat ?
na only 2 dem be.
beacuse why? they always come 2 bei 2
Na me with my boyfriend de try discourage the Freind but em no listen.
Maybe my boyfriend use stly come put eye for the bushmeat nr two.
Dem talk say if you cover the girl face with pillow then the thing fit stand because say to***** na TOt***** .
But as for me i no care because everybody for the whole town come know say na me be the madam and first lady of my boy friend.

or dem get another Friend to pass that other bushmeat to

do i know how men plan dem thing
EducationRe: Is Spelling Your Biggest Problem? by mamaput(f): 11:52pm On Mar 11, 2006
I have that problem too. And its only when i came to germany i found out what its all about.
My daughter has it too
But that did not stop her from making the best result of her whole set when she passed out of her school. (jr high)
It still brings down her notes and that es why she too is more maths inclined.
she says she loves subjects were she can figure out her self how to come on the answer like maths.
CultureRe: Let's Interprete Pidgin Language On This Forum by mamaput(f): 11:30pm On Mar 11, 2006
I hate bush meat.
short story.
My boyfriend and I with his Friend were on the road, there was this bushmeat the friend saw and wanted to what ever.
cutting a long story short I was the only one with money on this day and after heave begging i promised to pay the bills if the bush meat comes along.
they stopped the car and asked her if she would like to go for a drink she said "yes" and she was with a Friend.
Well we went to a fine place and my boyfriends friend ask "what will you drink" both of them said "chicken".
The friend looked at me i nodded ( my money was enough)
Bushmeat and bushmeat(the girl friend ) went to the bathroom.
My money changed hands (in Nigeria a woman dose not pay the bill)
they ate more than only chicken then meatpei joined the list maybe salad i have forgotten not to talk of the cola.

After that they said "drop us here" that was it
i never saw my money but i had a good laugh
my boyfriend and his friend were mad .
its about 20 years ago this happened but i will never forget the look on their faces when they dropped the bushmeat. She did not even say thankyou or turn to wave,.
Christianity EtcRe: What Passage In The Bible Keeps You Going? by mamaput(f): 11:13pm On Mar 11, 2006
The good old palms 23 : the lord is my Shepard i shall not want.

then there is this one i don't know were :?: now oh lord thou dose dismiss thy servant in peace according to thy promise

then romans 3 vers 23 for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god.(i think)

all off head so am not sureif all is right.
CultureRe: Let's Interprete Pidgin Language On This Forum by mamaput(f): 11:03pm On Mar 11, 2006
The one i like best is[b] JJC[/b] jonny just come

someone that just came new abroad and has not fitted in.



in my time there was bushmeat
a girl thats not up to date.
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Favor Some People Over Others? by mamaput(f): 11:01pm On Mar 11, 2006
If i read my bible the old testament then i will answer with yes.
he loved David more than Saul and he loved Solomon too.
The other kings were just by the way.
CultureRe: Let's Interprete Pidgin Language On This Forum by mamaput(f): 10:51pm On Mar 11, 2006
I never open but i go inform una
by dat time i no go get time for forum self
CultureRe: Let's Interprete Pidgin Language On This Forum by mamaput(f): 10:36pm On Mar 11, 2006
Amibo

gossiper
CultureRe: Let's Interprete Pidgin Language On This Forum by mamaput(f): 10:35pm On Mar 11, 2006
I piss for body

i was so mad
CultureRe: Let's Interprete Pidgin Language On This Forum by mamaput(f): 10:34pm On Mar 11, 2006
how body? (answer) e de inside cloth

how are you fine thankyou.
FamilyRe: Does Mixed Religion Marriage Work? by mamaput(f): 10:29pm On Mar 11, 2006
Kave:
The bible says, Marry only in the lord.Jehovah's witnesses will never marry an outsider, if he does,his standing in the congregation will not b firm any more.Note that there marriages hardly break up. They hardly divorce.
that dose not mean that all are happy in their marrage in Germany they are regarded as a sekt.
As in Big brother is watching u.
Any religion thats like that is not one i will go in for.
They go from house to house telling people that god will punish them if one dons not have time for them.
The best is they come early in the morning.
They last time they came here i was still sleeping (nude) my bell rang and i went to the door wrapped only in a blanket. They only said sorry and left,
ja i guess that shocked them.
FamilyRe: Husbands Who Beat Their Wives by mamaput(f): 9:48pm On Mar 11, 2006
i mean a[b] Man [/b] can take one slap every ten years grin grin not that many A Be
FamilyRe: Husbands Who Beat Their Wives by mamaput(f): 9:46pm On Mar 11, 2006
Seun:
Well if my (future) wife slaps me I reserve the right to slap her back. Inasmuch as I do not support violence against women, this position is not intended to give women a monopoly on violence. I will also not accept that.
I would think that a Man one slap every ten years don't you. grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Husbands Who Beat Their Wives by mamaput(f): 9:34pm On Mar 11, 2006
A man that beats his wife is a bastard.
I pray 4 every woman to have brothers to show the bastard what its like .
I will not even allow a slap.
well i slapped my husband once he slapped me back , i called his dad and sisters and told everyone about it. (i did not even feel the slap) but i claimed i did.
If he had slapped me hard that would have been the end.
My daughter dated a boy once they had just been 2 weeks together and he once told her he will "break a bottle on her head if she dances with another guy.
I made her break up with him (the fool had even gotten her expensive presant to say sorry).
But I warned her from the start then the signals are always there , she did not believe me calming i did not even know the boy . But what she had been Telling me was enough for me.

No one can claim they did not see it comming.
RomanceRe: Dating A Vegetarian Or Vegan by mamaput(f): 7:16pm On Mar 11, 2006
No can do .
I need my meat.

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