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I have been looking forward to breaking up with my Gf due to unmatched genotype......Even tho the spirit is willing but the flesh has been weak, but the day finally came yesterday....

I'm typing this with a wounded heart but I know it will heal with time......Faith, I wish you quick recovery wherever you are right now...

This hit me right in the feels. Feel like crying rn

CreamyBanana:
chinyere na my life. i never think of breakup with her since 9 years wey we don dey together.

Pls get married to her.You both have been together for 9years almost a decade,


what are you still waiting for??

ceeroh:
Everyday

Lolz Why??

faithfull18:
What an achievement.

Lol!!He deserves an award!!mtchewww

solz007:
U Make Me Laugh'
U Call It Love??
I Bet U If He Hits U His Leaving ASAP!


Girl There's More To Relationship Than Just Having S#x Do Other Things That'll Make Y'all Grow In Love!
The Question Isn't if He Loves U, The question Is Do U Love Yourself??
#LoveGod
#FleeFromFornication

Do other things like what tho??I would like to know

Stevengerd:
Just take ur time to listen FALZ Child of the world.

listen attentively to the lyrics...

LOL!!bros why na??You want her to feel bad??

JasonScoolari:
Some people come online and say whatever they want to say just to feel good about themselves.


Thanks to Nairaland.

Boss hwfar??Where have you been??

NarnieSnyper:
Lmao. I kind of exaggerated it but for real the girl screamed that it was touching her stomach or something like that. Me and a friend were in the living room while my other friend took his girl to the room. It was that loud.

LMAO!!!womb destroying dick



I still don't like it

victorian:
Well, your curse is going back to you. Keep cursing yourself.

Now lemme update you and all my haters

I have a new outlet in Lekki
I got it towards January ending.
My biz and company is moving to lekki, furnishing and all is taking place there as I type.

And Huncle! None of your wailings online can stop me.

Bye bye to bad rubbish!

Awon eyan mi, awon clients mi, awon supporters mi on nairaland, please let's Leave the cursed people ranting here like crickets. God is always blessing us and God won't stop, amen.

Then you! U will die of poverty! Mark my words! Amen

Ntorr!

Why am I even wasting my precious time here sef.


Mtchwwwwww.!

Victorian calm down.
I don't think you have to prove a point to anybody by talking about your accomplishments. If they don't believe you that's their issue.You've to be careful, lots of people are watching/stalking you.The quarrel you had with some females here should make you understand that you're being watched

Just calm down.Select the people to reply,don't reply everyone that mentions you.Keep your achievements off social media because not everybody would like the fact that you're doing well.
It is not ideal to talk about everything concerning you on social media.

you sef reason am..e nor legit na

Djsylar:
She told me she was going to see her sister only for me to pass by her ex boyfriend house and bam babe was outside the gate �

I seriously don't know why some girls go to their ex houses or even have an affair with them.This is so sickening. Wtf!!!

luminouz:

Lol...MannieA!! U and ur subtle jabs!!!
U seem to get me twisted as some daredevil fvckaroo Casanova! I'm not,I promise u!!

How do I describe myself: I'm real and raw to the core,no pretenses with me! I also understand women to the core too...their emotions,needs,wants,mindset and game!!! Some women don't want love,they need SEX or companionship or attention,it doesn't matter if she is SU,once she is starved of that,she gets it somewhere else,except she has strong self control. So I don't blame women who express themselves,after all,they are humans!!! I just don't like married women behaving as such,so ion do that shiit!! So if u think fvcking a girl with a LDR is wrong, that's on u!! I never forced any babe! I know as humans, they have the right to express themselves. I'm not hypocritical too,so if I have a gf who does the same to me,I'll totally understand!!!

To ur questions, A man or lemme say a real man is not defined by fvcking and sleeping around. he is defined by his decisions to stay true to himself without being manipulated otherwise,to his goals,his dreams and his needs!! A real man loves a real woman but keeps his virility and manliness intact,he scolds her as needed,loves and cherishes her as needed,takes care of her according to his means and makes her happy, while retaining his essence as an Alpha male!!! He knows his duties,carries them out and expect his woman to do hers as well. He is the head of the home but knows he can't do it all and his woman will be his bestest fan/supporter/helper till he dies and treats her accordingly! A real man doesn't see beating a woman as fun but never hesitates to correct her wrongdoings!!!

Oh there is so much more I can tell you about men!! We are not the beasts u count us to be!! We are loving,caring and sacrificial when the cause is right,unconcerned and cold when its not!! We are capable of loving women but stops at being sissified by them! When we fvck around(like u point out),its not cuz we hate u,we don't(i dont count revenge sexists as real men),but since women are so many,lines are bound to be crossed in many places! Do you know how many women would have committed suicide without a man's touch? We are the joys of your lives!!!!

.Hmm
Okay oo
Good morning

lefulefu:
wats d title of this movie biko"?

So you think naija girls can't love or can't be loyalmtchewwww

luminouz:
Finally, a real Gee!
Let these pussy niggas know what it means to be called a MAN!!!

How do you define a man??
Is it by the number of women he has slept?? Or the fact that he can't keep a woman and f**ks around

Godskidk:
Growth happened

hmmm..that kind of growth is not cool. She's supposed to become fresher.

mhisbliss:
I know, but boys ain't really my problem, thats why i work hard like I'm a boy.

Doesn't mean you should lead them on till you get tired..If they aren't your problem then don't bother getting close to them, make your money well instead.

Horlaslim:
When I was in ss3 I met one girl in my area, approached her and sharp sharp we started talking along the line we started dating least I got then was hug, I always smile home after the hug cuz this girl is damn beautiful yellow paw paw. Fast forward we finished ss3 time for VS party, told this girl we going together to show off to my friends to see my beautiful gf she said no p. A week before I started showering this girl with stuffs cuz my mum has a provision shop I will go to my mum shop in the evening to help her pack and will steal danish cookies, shortbread or any imported biscuits reachable did that for like a week damn it this girl still hug me. Cut it short VS day reach I call and call her number switched off my eyes don red and bad mood. After VS I went to her house with anger this babe just use her hand rub my head to calm me down naso I forget about it, still vex say why I de vex las las na me beg before I leave her house. As time goes on I no no say this girl na almost every guy don browse her internet later she con learn hairstylist behind my house one guy still enter her again. Naso my eyes de always big say I must have my own share too. Brother and sister to talk true o I no see nipples suck talk less of p*nna. Her uglyness now na grade 1

hian!!She was fine before but ugly now..na wa o.Wetin happen to her na??

ecstasy357:
Ya almost correct. The guy was literally poking her from behind but nothing happened according to her.

The guy was her best friend. It's amazing how best friend and boyfriend are both bf

lol

if it was her best friend why the Bleep did she switch off her phone

UyaiIncomparabl:
You must be talking to your mother. Yes, I'm sure it's her this message is referred to.

.I don't think you should Insult his mother.The innocent woman is not part of your beef with him.It's best if you tackle him only and leave his mum out of it.

ecstasy357:
Funny Story

I was serving in a remote area in Anambra state. She was still in school. She was very beautiful, one of the most sought after girls in school. Lots of guys were constantly flocking themselves around her, and she loves the attention as well as the perks that comes with it.

One night around 11pm I called her. We were talking and then I heard a male's voice in the background. She stays at the school's female hostel. This particular hostel shuts their gates to guys once its 6pm. I quickly asked her, "who was that?" She said it was her roommate, Amarachi. "Let me talk to Amarachi," I requested. Then her phone went off until the following day.

Six months later, she told me the truth while mocking me.

She did abuse my trust and my willingness to turn a blind eye. But now I've learnt how to smell rat from a thousand mile away.

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LOL


She was prolly receiving a good dick from the back!!

Gofwane:
Not me though...

That she was walking into the bedroom when she hit her leg and accidentally fell on her ex boyfriend's erect dick and it went straight into her pvssy - that was how she lost her virginity

lolz........wtf.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Omo see booby Wish I could pour my sperm on those soft booby after a hot sex

ikr.....lmao

kennybelle:
If she had not been wearing that sort during courtship, she'd not choose it for her wedding. This is rather too revealing, what is she advertising sef?

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BREAST

MRSoftapples:
I have seen worst.

Where??

ceeroh:
You don't have to be, it's my own interest that matters. All you have to do is just watch.

Excuse me, I have every right not to be interested. It's my breast and not yours.

ceeroh:
Come lemme show you And you will never remain the same.

LOL. Thanks I'm actually not interested tho.

DanDeeBoss:
True!!

THANKS A LOT!!
GOD BLESS YOU.

ceeroh:
Before I answer you, are you a male or female?

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Female

DanDeeBoss:
Many will still fall...

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.Yes they will but it's very important that the OP passes this information.It shows she cares.
Think about it,how would you feel if your 16 years old daughter starts taking contraceptives at such a young age?? We need to raise awareness.You guys can help us.

ceeroh:
For people like us, breast is our weakness.

Chai.... wetin dey sweet una for breast??

Raalsalghul:
We heard this over and over again. At the end of the day still doesn't matter.

It matters.It wouldn't to you but to the female folks it should matter to them.

DanDeeBoss:
La breast la squeeze well well...

La ass LA press well well

Kenzico:


IT IS FINISHED....Nothing remain again for Husband to suck again

She's still hot tho