₦airaland Forum

sunnyb0b0:
What do you know? Naira has depreciated to about N294 from N199 in the official market meaning that every $ the FG earns is sold for N294 against N199 previously. So, for every N199 earned initially, they are now earning N294. So the naira earnings would increase even if actual earning in $ didn't.

For example, if the govt earned $2bn in the previous month, that would be N398bn while the same earning of $2bn today would be N588bn.

You gerrit?

See one-way-traffic-thinking? So those that source for Dollars for forex transaction, FG inclusive, also buy the Dollar @N199?

WowSweetGuy:
d nigerian govt gave d yorubas lagos..gave d hausas abuja but cant give d igbos a capital city so they can pride on it where investors wil run in to beautify...I feel for d yeebos..no wonder they wanna opt out

The Nigerian govt gave the igbos Enugu...... gave the South-South Port-Harcourt.........

The question is what did you do with it

obailala:

Mrchippychappy: :
There is no money to pay workers, no money to empower students, no money to empower the Nigerian youth, no money for power supply, no money for infrastructure in the densely populated middle / low economy class residential areas and YET there is money to spend on frivolous "eye candy" projects. SMH Nigeria. So much for being "progressives"

Firstly, this this is a private sector project, its like a private estate being built for the top echelon. There's nothing frivolous about it; it brings jobs, will keep bringing jobs even far into the future, it boosts the economy of the state and country, it's extremely beautiful and it boosts the reputation of Nigeria at large.

And remember, the main reason this project was conceived was to act as an embankment/barrier to protect victoria island from being washed away by the encroaching sea. Talking about great ideas, if this is not a PROGRESSIVE idea, then I wonder what could be progressive according to your school of thought.

While we can excuse @Mrchippychappy's bigotry, his arrogance in ignorance and laziness in diligence is questionable. You mean people can be ignorant when virtually all the facts are right in their faces.

higherpower:

AllTheWayUp: :
grin grin grin


Amaechi how market,

ur loyalist "Mrs Semenitari has been relived of her position as NDDC Acting MD, the next Amaechi loyalist to be relived of his position will be Dakuku Peterside DG of NIMASA
Amaechi vs Buhari.....loading

And who do u think nominated Nsima n Ndoma? [size=20pt]Ur ignorance is factory fitted[/size]

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Thylord:
bro no mind me jare you know english and the wahala.make the tin day like dat for the main time.who english help.

U be corret man joor!!!!! no mind me!!!! who engrish epp!!!!!

Davecafary:
Don't even go there...Coz i can remember vividly back then she's always smiling back at me from the TV. Our chemistry was very strong and a sure it was for me alone and no one else. (singing Michael Jackson's Girl is mine). I Don't Understand The Way You Think
Saying That She's Yours Not Mine
Sending Roses And Your Silly Dreams
Just A Waste of time
The Girl Is Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine.

Ok I'm a lover not a fighter

Meanawala,

@Bros Anazodo, abeg na yoke o! if you dey here

Bethelwealthy:
.........is that the priority? hungry men planting trees in a forest vegetation, what a waste!

You better let's thank God he's doing something slightly useful, else he will continue to show us "kolobe" constituency projects

DjAndroid:
Since name checkers associations have a lot in common, why not come together and form a common front, join forces to achieve something positive.

Outside this country, you are a Nigerian, not Igbo or Yoruba.

Tribalism can't take us anywhere.

Supported

realmenrealhats:
who seeks your empathy? did i tell you we reside in a camp? look at this one oh! oh k i am a loser. winner biko go your work. i am not in your league at all. did i tell u he has no certificate? i said to save a job he has been doing for 5 years already. he didnt study the field but he practiced. my dear if you had read my first message all these wahala wouldn't have started. abeg make una come see me oh. wetin be this one again? my dear oya no vex, sorry! bye!

Ok, have a nice day

OK!!!! God forgive me why do I always stop reading when I get to the name

"Guilty as uncharged"

Thylord:
Genetic inteligency. cthem try.

Intelligency Oshe!!!!!

Bros, no complicate things, commot the y and replace with e

aAK1:
jeez! i had a disturbing crush on the babe back then. am express.uncle yinka comes to mind GOD rest his soul

How many crush Marian get dat time shey?

Bros,

I go woz you o Leave my ex-crush alone

Davecafary:
Marian my crush back then, because of this woman am always the 1st person to switch on the TV in the morning and my mum use to think am a very serious boy for watching early morning news on AM express . Anyway congrats to you and your hubby

wellmax:
Marian don dey old ooo, women change more after marriage

You read my mind. But we all get old......It's the grace that shine thru

martineverest:
good.a lesson for wife beater,frank edoho

Very unfair statement.........you don't know what went down, so quit helping unnecessary media slat

ChukwuIbrahim:

lalasticlala: :
Marian Arthurs in A.M Express then. I admired her. Cute couple.

even Lala himself was crushed by a crush.
goodnews 4 em busy body nairaland ladies & potential babymama'z.

Lalasticlala LUVS WOMEN!
grab ya forms

Me self had a crush back then o
I recently hailed her on twitter, told her where she'd been? She say na child bearing and rearing slow am down.....that she will soon be back

realmenrealhats:
we are not jobless. and you are in no right to judge me, dear. it should have been more unfortunate that you failed to note that "intent" goes with "full" and not "filled" (would you get another skill now that you are judged based on your grammatical error? I do not think so). It is unfortunate that we have a system that disregard the value of hard work or skill. It is unfortunate that even our leaders placed us in a situation to do such cheating. It is unfortunate that our educational system that certifies graduates failed to teach them before unleashing them to the field. It is unfortunate that even our president cannot defend his own certificate. It is unfortunate that sitting governors themselves have no clue what schools they attended. It is unfortunate that our system cannot afford for citizens of their own ancestors. It is unfortunate that you find my cousin's situation unfortunate without trying to change the cause. It is also unfortunate that bankers without any skill as to money handling and business management training are sitting in place of finance management while business professionals hawk the streets selling groundnut and riding Keke for their daily bread. It is unfortunate that you cannot advise my cousin to look for a job in his field of studies, rather you flung him to the class of learning a skill. It is unfortunate that you failed to see that the skill a man has perfected for 5 years already is not a skill. It is unfortunate for you to see that someone is suffering from prejudice and disregard. It is quite unfortunate that you got judgmental before typing your comment. It is unfortunate that you showed no feeling as to the content of the message, but you chose to condemn two persons. It is unfortunate that you will also proceed to judge others without looking inwards to judge yourself for the unfairness that you dish out to others on daily basis. IAnd finally, it will be even more unfortunate when you look closely to note that others who are more qualified and certified are dying to get the opportunity or position that you have right now and they are being denied. Lastly, it is unfortunate that you failed to read my comment properly to understand that comments like yours would not be appreciated.

Starting from your last statement, I was never patronising you, neither is there any sense in your litany of excuses. I do not even think neither your cousin nor you deserve any empathy with the useless excuses you laid down. You have not said anything new, that had not been seen before. That your cousin is skillful, and so what? If he was that next best thing after slice bread, then you will not be here shamelessly making appeal to buy forged certificate. Are you that lazy that you cannot advise your cousin to enrol in evening classes in NOUN, to say the least.......if he needs a certificate?

Secondly, your reply is so filled with a looser mentality.......blaming everybody and every other conditions for your circumstances except yourself. No wonder you seek to buy a fake certificate

Meanwhile, quit the cousin smokescreen. Tell the truth, it is you who want to buy the fake certificate

luvinhubby:
So a project that has been ongoing since 2012 is the one that you Osinbajo & Fashola started this year after getting Babalakin to withdraw his suit, looking for one lie to cover up another lie since it is very obvious that you do not live anywhere near Lagos or Ibadan.

Since your Fashola & thin-god Buhari has nothing to show Nigerians after 14 months in office, fabricating lies to decieve the gullibe is now your best route out.
Very soon pictures of Ore-Benin expressway will be posted by Fashola as his completed project.
Cancelling babalakin concession was good riddance to bad rubbish & up until May 2015, JB & RCC was at work and [size=16pt]JB has finished the Ibafo-Shagamu axis of the road while RCC had completed work on the Ogere axis of the road[/size] so look for who else to lie to because that is a road i ply monthly.

- World Class LiarLair
It is useless arguing with people like you. It is of no benefit. I will only highlight the glaring lies in this your write-up and allow folks to tell you the true state of things

Kobicove:
This is one of the reasons why we are the most backward race!

classically backward

Trunaijian:
we are indeed poor people.

..and mentally poor

buharisbae:
Lol mine was when I was in secondary school I carried expo for my biology (due to diagram and labelling) it was my 1st term exam in ss2 and I hate cramming the labelling part of biology so on a faithful morning I read my biology note back and forth I prepared for the exam as I got to the exam hall I slid the paper inside my stockings I went to the middle of the hall where u won't be suspected [/b]That much so as we settle for the exam then the invigilator enters (our Yoruba teacher) [b]God that woman is mean and heartless! I hated her ryt from ss1 so since I Dont relate with her I said I Dont really have a problem so I did all my objectives and theory aspect remaining the diagram part as I brought out the paper I put it under mY skirt I already drew the plant cell and labelled so it remained the animal cell so I was drawing the animal cell my mind was sweeting me as I was expecting my A (This witch looking woman has an eagle eyes ) I was covered by many people and its hard to get in the middle as I looked up the woman was pressing phone I was like ahhh thank God! as I looked down at my paper to continue 10secs later the woman just came direct to me and said "wow u must be intelligent this exam that is giving people sleepless night" mumu like me just smile the next thing the woman change face and said isn't that ur money that fell at ur back as I turned my neck to look the woman just dragged the paper from my laps (I have never felt so embarased in my life) I was trynna explain the woman no gree! I tod her I wasn't feeling too well and that's not how I do chaii Yoruba women gat no chill naaso she dragme outta my seàt she threatened to disgrace me on the assembly ground I beg tire! this woman called me names "fyn girl like u no brain" "oloriburuku" she was screaming like I snatched her husband later she lay me down flogged my ass (the medium one I was flexing ) she then tore my paper and told me to stat again. chaii I had only 15 mins to finish But I Sha finish after I came out of the hall I saw people looking at me I felt like stabbing them to death then my friend came to tell me sorry I felt the wall should swallow me I said I will never carry expo in my life again

but i still carry my first as usual

I was still made a prefect and I never had issue again in ss school

THE END

(story not really complete but my hand is paining me ) and sorry for my typo I still dey vex over the issue

Gkemz:
While he's busy executing building projects, his counterparts in Kaduna and Imo states are busy demolishing structures and rendering their citizens displaced and economically incapacitated.

and someone will look at you and assume you function properly

bidaho:
Fake and biased award

because it didn't go to your governor?

ggirl4real:
Uniuyo! Hmm

I struggled to reach 4.49, best in my Faculty and Uniuyo wouldn't give me a Graduate Assistant job.

Maybe because I don't know someone that knows someone up there

I wish I took time to have fun while in school. I feel like I wasted my time studying hard.

I'm even sadder that they did not upgrade you to 4.50....pretty sad

justhenry:
That result looks like EFCC result. so so E, F, C, C!!!

realmenrealhats:
How can i get authentic fake BSc certificate? See, my cousin is very skillful and very knowledgeable in his field that he has been working in for 5 years now. he has even trained many certificate-claimed engineers in the field. He is about to be dropped on account of his certification. Now, An opportunity has come for him, but he needs a B.sc certificate to back it up. He can very well defend himself practically and theoretically, but lacks the certificate. Times are hard now and one cannot let opportunities like this slip away. He is the breadwinner of 5 kids without a father and he is about to lose it all or get it all in this company. He has OND in political science and that is not a criterium for this job. so, how can he get an authentic fake Certificate ASAP? I no holy pass. we no want your preaching. even the president sef no get certificate. we no the implication but that is secondary at this time. if you have any clue abeg help realmenrealheart@gmail.com

It is unfortunate that as articulate as you are or sound, your mind is filled with intent to cheat.....

Tell your "skillful" cousin to go look for jobs that requires skill and not certificate

cephaswizzy:
Out of about 100students dat offered dat course, about 70 of them FAILED. if abt 70pple out of 100pple taking a Course fails: My view is that its the LECTURER that has FAILED & not d students, because it only means the lecturer did not impact anything in them.
I'm out of that jungle alright but I think its time things change in that Alma Mata of mine, lecturers should stop releasing their frustrations on students!...
I hear pple talk about d amt of 1st Class graduates from UNILAG, Covenant or other universities in 9ja & d only thing dat comes to my mind is ; "thank God, them no come UNIUYO"... The truth is UNIUYO students can read for Africa ehnn... & a lot of very-very brilliant students graduate with a grade not proportional to what they shud have had becos of the wickedness from some lecturers in that compound.
There is one que I would like to ask all lecturers(help me ask them too pls);
IF EVERYBODY TAKING YOUR COURSE PASS, WILL YOU DIE?

"This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man." - Shakespeare

Bros,

Let's tell ourselves some home truth, this generation of youths are on the average lazy. We want quick fixes and don't want to pay the price. We want to take the fast lane. Blaming the lecturer is like living in fools paradise. University is not a place where you are taught like secondary school. You're expected to have attained a level of independence in capacity to study. There is a level of diligence that is necessary and no matter your claimed brilliance, your results at the end of the day determines how you're rated.

luvinhubby:
Obviously you are either superflously ignorant or you are pretending to be literate when you are intellectually hollow.

Of what benefit was a concession when for 5yrs the concessionaire could not resurface 2km of a 110 km road & to you, GEJ should have allowed the lame concession because of the legal 'palava' which is like allowing cancer to kill one because of the fear of pain & bloodletting of a surgery.

To you an awarded contract that has reached 40% completion is a smoke screen, i see, education is truly not literacy if you cannot differentiate an ongoing contract & a white elephant project.

There is an adage in yoruba that says "two people don’t lose out in a lie. If the person being lied to is unaware, the liar cannot be". I am at loss where to properly place you, an ignorant village bush living in denial or patent liar. Either ways you will achieve something in your game of deceit

Your needless questions does not negate the fact that GEJ took crude and costly decisions in way of cancelling the concession and caused Nigeria more. Truth be told, the concession that he met was a political approach to slieze that the PDP folks concucted and partook in. GEJ's reversal of it led to Bi-Courtney going to court. And I guess you didn't know that the "lame Legal palava" grounded the project for over a year, even after GEJ/Julius Berger/RCC initial gragra. That this project was not going to move an inch further, when Babalakin went to court and rightly got an injunction on Julius Berger and RCC. That it took Fashola & Osinbajo's intervention this year, facilitating and out of court settlement, before Bi-Courtney could sieze fire

An awarded contract that has reached 40%? Bros, are you here to provide comic relief? The last quote on the completion by the govt. rep was less than 30%, and that is a combination of Bi-courtney's and JB/RCC. Even as we speak, the project cannot in all sincerity claim a 25% completion. But considering that you obviously do not know a thing about the scope of the project, neither am I sure you've passed through that road of late

EvilSeeed:
Which Lagos are they talking about?




The Lagos wey I dey, never get light since GEJ commot for office.

Bros,

He's not talking about the Bush path in Otuoke signposted Lagos. He's talking about places on the national grid

bluecircle470:

HungerBAD: :
Nice pictures.

My concern now is the Ooni. I know he is young,and trying very much to give the Yoruba race a relevant voice in the scheme of things around the world.

But,over exposure is bad. And this can lead to the trivialization and casualization of the throne.

Take a cue from all the past Oba's of Benin. It was a rarity to see any of them. Just imagine?an Oba with his goddess sitting on an ordinary party table.

This is not good.

Oba of Benin is different from Oni of Ife. Benin is not an authority on how Oba's must behave.

This is what I don't understand with Benis............. When did Benin become standard?

glossy6:

angels09: :
JUST CHECKING NAMES.

THE JEWS OF UGANDA AGAIN.

Sey you no see Wasiu there abi?

Anyway, don't mind the idiot, he didn't know he was going for robbery, yet he had assorted charms. Mofo

Which Wasiu? There is no Wasiu anywhere. Believe that guy at your own peril