₦airaland Forum

mzjaydeeh:
It's really irritating When ur trying to have fun and it all comes up behind u, I be like WTF.

1dafullymade:
What exactly do Nigerians want from GEJ?.I just can't get how & why some pple are so hateful, full of vile...worst of, some of those who spew all these insults on GEJ & his family are supposed christains..some1 called him a scumbag & asked wen will he address Baga killing, d other said he is celebrating while pple are being slaughtered & e.t.c..if GEJ addresses Baga killing, will it change anything? if he does address Baga killing it is still u dat will call him all sorts of names, shld he not go ahead and celebrate an already fixed ceremony cuz of Baga killing?...why can't u pple b angry at doze trying to make d nation ungovernable for him & not him...phew! it is well

30ammy:
When my neighbours daughter died,a guy that came to sympathise said "eya so them go bury this girl with her big bossom" I just looked at him and told him to remove the bossom and preserve it in his fridge.....thats the most stupid stuff have heard.

ireneony:
I hate Valentine's day, especially the way is being celebrated in Nigeria...
here are my reasons:

1. I hate it, when I go any boutique, all I see is red
2. I hate it, when I see both males and female put on red
3. guys use the opportunity to get into ladies panties
4. the rate of STD will skyrocket on that day
5. I hate it, when some churches celebrate Valentine's day, last time I checked Valentine died because of a woman..so.why do some churches in Nigeria celebrate Valentine's day, cos in oversea, is not so

these are just few of reasons out of my long list ....
let me stop here for now, before people will label me a sadist

shumuel:
10 Characters Of a Prodigal Girlfriend

A Prodigal Girlfriend is your ex-girlfriend who left you because she feels you lack what she needs, it could be financial, emotional, se.xual needs e.t.c or she just feels you don't Love her as she deserves, sometimes she just want to be free, have fun and enjoy her life but once she feels something is missing in the relationship she calls for a break-up, with the intensions that one day she would return to you when she knows you now have what you lacked, such ex-girlfriends her Prodigal girlfriends.

1. She friend zones you .
Once your girlfriend breaks up with you but wants to keep you as a close friend.

2. Keeps contact with you
She broke up with you but keeps calling, chating and Messaging you everytime.

3. Maintains close relationship with your Friends
You are both no longer dating but she is so close to your friends, now her plan is to get updates about you from them so she would know when to come back.

4. She set one of her friends to spy on you
A lot of Ladies do this, they beg one of their friends to keep a close friendship with you so she can give her updates about you, this friends would alway call just to say '' Hi '' whenever you post something great online but would hit you with JAMB questions like e.g
Q1 - Is that you Car ?,
Q2 - Who is that girl beside you.
Q3 - Where are you.
Q4 You are a Rich dude o, tell me your secret.
Once your ex-girlfriend's friend start asking you such questions then you now know why.

5. Friendship with your family
When (No 4) doesn't succeed or maybe she doesn't trust any of her friends then she plays the spy herself, maintaining close relationship with your family is one garantee she would get all the informations she needs about you.

6. She stalks you
She check you up online all the time, you find her everywhere you go, she is making friends with all your new friends, she is even present in all your family functions, you dont need to be told.

7. She scares off all females around you
Yes i believe i dont need to explain this one because you should know she is doing it to keep you single until its time for her to come back.

8. Jealous over you
Also i believe everyone understands, when an ex-girlfriend is jealous over you it means she wants to come back some day.

9. She is over protective
Once your girlfriend who left you is over protective and care what happens to you, Man she is going to come back so be prepared.

10 Shows interest in your life
She cares about your position in life, your goals, achievements, education, wants a good future for you and she is even ready to support you one way or the other then she is a Prodigal Girlfriend.

Bandeco:
I met a girl @ a fast food center, we exchanged
numbers, we started chatting, I asked her out she
said
she has a bf, but we can b frnds, I invited her ova 2
my
house, ntn happened I gave her tfair of #1500,
mean
while, her place 2 my place is jst #200, she called
me
dat she wants 2 make her hair 4 #5000, buy cream
4
#2000, I told her I would give her #3500 4 d hair
and
buy d cream 4 her.. She agreed, she came 2 my
house
4 d money, I wanted 2 give her, but as a guy I
started
feeling somehow, so I asked her 4 a kiss, she gave
me,
It triggered my emotions.. I wanted 2 go further but
she reminded me that we are jst friends and she
have
a bf.. I didn't disturb her, I only told her 2 go and
meet
her bf, 4 d money she needs, I gave her ntn, she
deleted me frm bbm, block me frm whatsap.. But
my
question is, what I did was it wrong?

Penissucker:
I can manage for 40minutes

Kentrizy:
plz do u HV any idea when gtbank will recruit again?

vivian001:
Huh...

Lawatog:
@ Mapist, how have you been? Any news on TS?

bunmibello16:
lol very funny @ mapist. pls i just got this mail
Good day,

Your application for an entry–level position in Guaranty Trust Bank Plc refers.

Please be informed that you have been invited to write an aptitude test in the next stage of the GTBank recruitment process.


Please see details below:

Venue: Guaranty Trust Bank Training School
48, Town Planning Way,
Ilupeju,
Lagos.
.
Date: Tuesday, 27th of January 2015.

Time: 9:45am

We strongly recommend that you come with a colour passport photograph with ONLY the documents specified below (Original Copies):

· Identification documents – Driver’s Licence, International Passport or National ID card
· Birth certificate/ affidavit of age declaration
· O’ Level certificate (WAEC & NECO with 5 C’s including Mathematics and English)
· Degree certificate (Full-time with a minimum of 2.2 in any discipline)
· NYSC discharge certificate

i just want to know if it is the same as the documentation stage

rubey:
Nothing can ever make me date a broke guy...broke guys are always boring. No adventure #eyes rolling#

ThoniaSlim:
So on point with that list. The most annoying is at the bank. Imagine some random guy trying to chat you up at GTB Bank! Anyone who banks with GTB would tell you how bad the queue at most GTB Banks can be!

HALLofFAME:
Invitation Invitation Invitation...Inviting u all to join me celebrate d birth of my lord and saviour jesus christ on d 25th december 2014...I wish u all a merry christmas and a happy new year in advance 2015 ...I love u all ,despite all d attacks 4rm left, right and center. Especially 4rm my broda mapist ...God will grant u all in dis thread ur career desires ,d way he granted mine amen ...

PhockPhockMan:
Do it here.

Flets:
I am not sure what you said your major is cos you are yet to say anything. The policies on Agriculture, automobile industry, downstream deregulation, railways reinvigoration, education, power reforms were all by this govt.

On power, go read the power reform roadmap. The current investors have 4years to improve existing power infrastructure before the introduction of foreign competitors. The power facilities nationwide is in disarray and needs to be overhauled and is ongoing... even your own transformer might not sustain 72hrs power if supplied if not upgraded. Various IPPs are at various levels of completion. In the next few years the efforts will begin to yield dividends. With the introduction of the competitors by 2016 it gets even better... you might have a choice of who your power provider will be.

Security will be addressed and we are getting there. At the beginning, the northern elements felt it was an adequate tool against GEJ to the point that Buhari said an attack on bokoharam is an attack on northern Nigeria. But its consuming evetyone at the moment. I feel very sorry for the victims and their families and they remain in our prayers. Sometimes I ask, what else should GEJ have done?... funds were provided, we've continued to buy arms despite the challenges, changed service chiefs. .... however the only thing missing is the support of the northern elements. They are currently offering their support to Buhari to end ot when he becomes president but will not support GEJto end the menace. We cannot afford to have a counter militants insurgency in the ND in this period of low crude oil prices..... that will be absolute anarchy. That is why all hands must be on deck to end bokoharam.

We are a people of extended emotions and seeking immediate gains without plans for the future. The next president after GEJ will be criticized too and will continue but we will never ask the real question for the future.
More than ever, I have more confidence in the future of Nigeria today because of the policies I've seen put in place by GEJ today.

PhockPhockMan:
Sharaaaaaaaap, what do you know? I believe you're blaming Jonathan for oil price fall?
No wonder Buhari said he will stabilize oil prices, imagine a fool that want to rule Nigeria.

Flets:
Falling naira is clearly driven by falling crude oil prices and not Jonathan. This is the most fundamental form of economics.

As a matter of fact, the policies GEJ is putting in place by diversifying the economy thru agriculture, automobile industry, deregulation of the downstream oil and gas sector thru removal of subsidy etc will shield Nigeria from such situations in future.

Flets:
Only a sworn enemy of Nigeria will wish to have a terrorist and extremist for a president.

temitemi1:
Our father in the Lord is no a fool like apc members. How can baba adeboye support bunch of criminals parading themselves as progressive GEJ till 2019!!!

fagbalex:
well that's her own cup of tea, all we know is that the time for change has come........ we are tired of clueless ness, we are tired of stealing is not corruption we want a new Nigeria.

Babymama1:
Are u drunk? what is the connection between Myself and OBJ
Check my posts and see what I think of OBJ

cap28:
Do we know how many women these thieving pastors sleep with? Is it because Fela was unfortunate to have contracted HIV, do you know how many pastors have contracted the disease? At least Fela was open and honest about his life, 99.9% of Nigerian pastors are thieving adulterous scum who sleep with their female congregation, and that's when they are not milking their dumb congregation for every penny they can get. Fela made positive contributions to the struggle of the black man against oppression, how many Nigerian pastors speak out against the corrupt and evil Nigerian govt? Isnt it funny that Fela is respected more by foreigners (particularly blacks in the US and Europe) than by his own people?

balash:
Lol well to be frank is this the way to ask an unbeliever to embrace jesus and quit evil ways? U want to convert a son and u telling him to his face that his father is going to hell?? How are u sure u going to heaven yourself regardless of the fact that u a pastor?


Talk warmly with an unbeliever and they would be pleased to embrace a new faith, but act like an and your formal church would be a car park for them. Jesus never talked rudely to an unbeliever to embrace the lord.

You can't. publicly insult someone father publicly and u expect him to love u, no matter what the case may be, be warm in your speech when preaching and u will touch lives, am a muslim and I can't deny some alfa don't also preach in a vulgar way or thereabout. Religgion is something sacred, its not because u know bible or quran then u have to bring out P.A system and disturbb my peace, first learn how to speak respectably and warm then I will be pleased to listen..

FynIjebuChic:
Lol!
You are on a long thing......*in Dbanj's voice*

moneybag4411:
My mama used to tell me, when a lady likes you, she would yab you on a social media...

LMAO..u b plantashun boiz?see lyrics kwanu o.


Boss...i see you oooo...2-0

Chai..u don lead me gan o.my defense weak like Arsenal own..lol








woooow....i said it..



baba, I dey feel you...sharp guy

FynIjebuChic:
Lol!
I like you already!