₦airaland Forum

sean1000x:
Biafraan women are just so beautiful.

Oyah Afonjas...come for my throat!

Me don cut am already, ethnic bigot..

NCANpatroller:
She wouldn't be in that location if not for nysc

Dey post people without proper planning..no accommodation, security or whatsoever..and we have idiots they pay for just sitting..

evansjeff:
this story is long dead na...

No b my fault o,bros..na NL no gree me sign in.

ifenuwon:
Good day pple,

I need your advice on some issues bothering me now
My girlfriend (dating for 2 years now with pastor and parents consent) has been behaving very funny these days.

She suddenly starts flirting with other guys openly and anytime I ask her who those guys are, she gets angry and tells me I have no right to ask her who they are even after I discovered she is having hidden chats and dates with them.

The first instance happens to be on her birthday, I planned to take her out and on getting to her shop I met this man there, though I didn't ask her who he was but on getting to the eatery she became very cold and didn't eat any of the things I bought for her...On asking her who the guy was she started telling me I shouldn't ask her but I later got to know the man cos his wife happens to be a patient of mine (I am a male nurse)

Second instance happens to be with a street guy I know
Though I recently started seeing the guy in her shop every day but didn't ask her anything. My suspicion arose wen the few times I actually met the guy in her shop. She starts acting strange and both of them get very quite In one instance the guy was just in front of her and she texted him not knowing I saw what she was doing...

And the following day, I met them together on the way and immediately the guy saw me...he pretended like he wasn't with her and stylishly walked away.
When I asked her who he was, she started over reacting and telling me I shouldn't ask her and if I don't trust her that is my problem.

Now I don't know what to do about her cos our families are close and we go to the same church...pls I need your opinion.

No insults

Just read your first paragraph again; with the consent of your pastor......Dont you think she aint supposed to act wayward given the fact that, the union has the consent of your pastor(who is a mere man before God)? My point is, the sooner we Nigerians wake up to certain realities, the best for us. The pastor has NO right to ordain a woman for you. He is only to celebrate the union of you both before witnesses and not "ordain".

Try to talk to her about your grievances and watch her for weeks. If there are no significant changes, then you know what to do. Please, DO NOT MANAGE A PROSPECTIVE SPOUSE that has refused to turn a new leave. That's a shortcut to the grave.

redsun:
This is the kind of culture that clearly needs modification to suit the time. Our people tend to rigidly bind themselves with all the cultures of the past,both progressive and retrogressive,without realising we are in the present and that is our responsibility to shape the future with our plausible actions of today.

We are the culture makers and we make it to suit our needs and life style.

Exactly what they have failed to realise. E.g, in France, no more veils for women (esp the muslims)..We all know the reason for this; this is to combat terrorism.

LorDBolton:
you're embarrassing yourself and displaying ignorance.

You cannot be in one region in naija nd think you know EVERYTHING going on in other nations.

In some nations it's in their constitution In others it's an unwritten rule...

As for business ventures? Maybe u think the queen of England sits in the palace waiting for. Govt alert? She's never even declared her personal business interests publicly and Only VOLUNTARILY pays tax on them(even the amount is never revealed)

He collects tax & forwards it to govt purse...if that is wrong then I believe you're not really educated... if u consider tax collection 'exploitative'

Lmao...they don't infringe on people's rights? Oga I see no point replying u any further. Bye

Like @ cyrilmax posted 'if you don't respect your tradition, I do mine'

It's not our fault your king's are powerless n subject to 'political enthronement' thus trade their respect for governors support to beat other ASPIRANTS to the throne.

Bro, read books..when you do sufficiently, come back and restructure your premises; i am sure you do not know her powers have limitations too.. Read about King Charles 1 of the 17th century and get enlightened.

evansjeff:
and "federal character" told you to disrespect the culture of your place of residence?

Do you understand the difference between freedom of expression which is my fundamental human right and disrespect in it's truest sense?

Israeljones:
Nawa oo.. Una no dey 4get somethings

Forget fire.

PalmchatApp:
The best place to catch the lifetime moment is sometimes in the bus. This does not apply to you when you are not in a good mood, because there are some annoying things when you board a bus. There are some extremely annoying things people do that makes you regret even starting the journey.

1. You meet the preachers; imagine when there is intense traffic and everyone is praying for the traffic to reduce, then you see one sis/bro preaching the gospel. P.S nobody is saying this is wrong, but it could be annoying. The bro/sis start singing and after that they tell you why trousers is bad, they even use you to preach if you are unlucky. After that, they ask for what you can use to support the gospel and cajole you to drop anything.

2. You see the hawkers; all these ones are good at what they do. They always pray for traffic, so they can sell their goods. Aside the hawkers on the road that sells the basic things you need. There are some that are in the bus, they sell everything in this world ranging from agbo jedi, body soap, drugs, story books, love book, lyrics, multivitamin, insecticides and so on. These people have sweet mouth ehn.

3. The commentators; All these people make traffic condition over tiring. You see them commenting on everything they see. They talk about how poor the economy is, they argue about anything from politics, religious, tribe et.c. They engage people in the bus with all manners of unnecessary talks. I don't ever want to stay close to them.

4. The bad odor category; hmmm the list wouldn't be complete without these people. They have awful way they smell that you just want to throw up. Sometimes, they are either passengers or even the bus conductor. Mostly fat people do this when they start sweating. Pray you don't sit next to them through the journey.

5. The food mongers; all these ones buy and eat anything possible they see in traffic. first they are having puff-puff, next thing is rice, pop corn, biscuit, lacasera and gala. They don't ever tired of putting something in the mouth. Bad thing is if you are next to them and you are hungry.

6. The Proud ones; all these ones are something else, they fight for front space in the bus, they sit so comfortably, even when you tell them to adjust a bit, they find it difficult. They complain about how small the bus is, and even brag about how they would have gone with their car or cab. hmmmm.

7. The parole guys; you must have come across this guys. They want to set P at all cost. They don't mind dropping at your b/stop just to exchange contact. They even offer to pay for your t fare. They always want to engage in conversation with you by all means. Sometimes they always have poor English or mouth odor, too bad.

8. The Sleepers ; all these ones can sleep for Africa. they can sleep any where so far they are OK. They sleep, open their mouth and some even snore. They sleep through the journey even when the bus is noisy. Unfortunately, some of them over sleep and miss their B/stops.

Which category/ies do you fall in? lol.

None.

samincredible44:
u become proud of naija when u make it in naija

You just echoed my mind. Abeg, one odeku + isiewu peppersoup for you

WotzupNG:
Olajunmoke the Bread seller and overnight phenomenon in modeling seems to have joined the list of celebs who don’t mind clapping back at any fan of theirs who criticizes them on social media.

Below is a screenshot of her giving it to a fan who brought it to her notice that she’s yet to give a shout out to her husband on Father’s Day.

http://wotzup.ng/olajunmoke-the-bread-seller-claps-back-at-fan-who-criticized-her-on-fathers-day/

I wonder why people carry other people's life issues/matters on their heads like Jumoke's bread; i so love that response of hers..

eezeribe:
I don't condemn his action,after all there is nothing new that would be preached in the church,it's still from the Bible that sermons would be recycled,or maybe he has a different perspective of what was being preached because most times,these priests and pastors preach according to their own understanding and sentiments,thereby imposing their opinions on others.
Anyway he should have just stayed at home,maybe he acted under compulsion or trying to please someone or maybe it wasn't really a church service,probably a programme​ like a wedding or burial mass... But even at that....
Maybe he saw something interesting in the newspaper... Why am I even stressing myself...Mtcheeeeeeew

Word @ sentiments

MALIK15:
you need to be careful when you use your tongue, which court will you sue him and which judge in this country is innocent and truthful enough to preside over our Oba, or do you think his throne is compared to that of the ones you mentioned, this installation is powered by the Gods except the person filling the suit does not want to see him first day in court.

Dear friend, please change your "Gods" to "gods". Thank you in anticipation.

evansjeff:
young man keep quiet before something you can't explain happens to you, typical example of how people cause misfortunes for them selves without even knowing, don't dare compare your politically appointed or elected Oba to the Great Oba of Benin Kingdom. No one flouts his orders and go Scot free, even religious leaders in Benin know this and wouldn't dare him.

I don't think those religious leaders are true Christians then. Bro, to respect a monarch as a Christian is one thing, to fear him is another. No true religious leader will fear a monarch.

evansjeff:
you already answered your question, go home and do your burial, as long as you're in Benin Kingdom, then you must not dare

Please, read more about FEDERAL CHARACTER.

Ezechinwa:
Tradition is responsible for killing the growth of Africa, while the whites are busy planning on building the next IPhone, we are here worshiping our traditional leaders. Not that we don't have the brain to think, we just rely so much on religion to the point that some people believe God/gods will repair their roads and build hospitals. Pastors now move in private jets funded by gullible Christians. Search YouTube "stupid Christians" and you will cry for mumu worshipers who allow their pastor instruct them to eat grass and they all ate it, what's the difference between them and goats? Jesus please save us all from this bondage called tradition.

Most enlightened write up so far. THUMBS UP..

LorDBolton:
Lols @ the bolded.
If aggressively defending my king & culture makes me rude and arrogant then thank you...that's a great compliment

Only poorly trained people attack other peeps king n tradition & even urge them to mutiny that shows his king or leaders have failed them so much RESPECT is now alien to them

He's lucky it's NL maybe he should stroll to benin & tell a benin man what he typed if he wouldn't be lynched.

...& b4 u attribute it to backwardness pls go to developed nations like thailand n japan, Brunei & other emirates & belittle their king or sultans or emperor & see what happens.

That we are all still in a unified nigeria doesn't give ANY ALIEN the right to insult or belittle the king of a previously powerful & independent kingdom .

Point of correction, those countries mentioned do not have their monarchs infringe on people's rights; besides,since you are aggressively defending your king's wrong doings and tradition,i want to put this up to you; Who owns AKUGBE VENTURES - a money collecting entity at motor parks headed by him which in turn remits to the selfish govt. Atleast, the monarchs named above don't exploit their people and not even the absolute monarch - Queen Elizabeth II who can do no wrong according to the British Constitution does that.

There should be sanity and fairness in every by-law or traditional laws passed because these subjects that these laws inconvenient make the crown what it's worth. CAN A KING RULE HIMSELF AND HIS CHIEFS WITHOUT SUBJECTS?

gregyboy:
i dnt blame all this stinky yorubas who der father is a sky diver and a treaker from eastern part of d world to west africa wit leg imagine d lie thats y dey comment rubbish i dnt blame dem i blame d so called nairaland for posting what ever he sees on his blog d day when any chief go here ur matter for benin d rutt dat fell oyeberulem will fall on u

Are you a Christian?

ogbonti:
Oghobaghase..... THE KING'S WORD IS FINAL.

All you typing trash here, try knock the above meaning of this popular Benin name into your head...and this is why you will never understand the Benin Kingdom on naira land.

No one needs to understand a BREACH OF HUMAN RIGHTS not to mention how illogical and irrational that so-called press release is.

LorDBolton:
Are you edo? If not pls shut up!

If ya'll have no respect for ur king no wahala.

It's clearly stated there 'the king can give consent'

Classless illiterate with no identity

Please, read that communique again.

omonibo200:
please, mapist all the guys I did panel interview with are all through with training school and are already working. We all got success mail together. Is there still any hope?

Mail or no mail, you shall be called. However, for rest of mind, you can do a mail to the sender of your success mail.

Phonefanatic:
Goat pooo!!

Isiewu rather...

SMH..Ignorance and uninformed decisions..Well, i am glad we all have FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS..and that includes Freedom of association..

Phonefanatic:
Digging is sometimes important if you want to take a relationship to another level. On 2 occasions I tried this trick before.... Opened another account, chatted up so called Bae's and after about a week guess what? On the 2 occasions I rented a hotel and invited Bae of which she had no clue I was the one chatting her.... That night she gave me excuse that she was sick and can't come around but ended up going to see the ghost chatter in the hotel room lo and behold she met me in the hotel room....... Case closed relationship ended on both occasion.

I've tried that on current Bae e no just work... She simply told me she is in a relationship when I pressed further she deleted me.

Being techy I got her password codedly and once in a while I snoop her whatsapp chats only to see all my chats with her since we started others are business related, no funny sms or whatever then I felt guilty cos if she check my whatsapp I'm dead .

I scored her 95/100 then changed to team Bae only even at that I will snoop once in every 4months . The day I will see funny chat I think she deserves forgiveness and I will know there's something I'm not doing right.

You deserve one nsiewu with odeku to top am all up..

Craven:
I never implied that you did.

ahhh..you can lie o

Craven:
Lucky her. It's not the same for many though.

I only answered your Q to clear the air and not to assure anyone.

Craven:
Do you honestly believe this? That sending your CV to that email address on a constant basis would land one an invite? Let's be truthful to ourselves.

YESSSSS..and this is due to the fact that,a lady in my "Group" at work got an invite after sending her CV just once..

bioduneberry:
Yes please.


Good evening, I do like to know how to apply "PROPERLY" for GTBANK entry level. Have sent my CV to the official recruitment mail a few times but never been invited for assessment. Can you be of help please?


NB: I have 1yr+ banking experience.

you can send your CV on a constant basis to RECRUITMENT@GTBank.COM.

Nellz19:
Hello guys I know this post is been a while I wrote GTB test and it's been more than 5 working days I dunno would dey communicate if I didn't make the test? And again is there an HR i could call?

You ll be reached. Just be calm. I hope you did well too.

@Biodunberry Please, i assume you tried to reach me but to no avail. Could you drop your Qs here? Thanks.

nebokings:
thanks for your response.
But bro how sure are you because i went through the pages and at a time,i saw an applicant that authoritatively said they accepts 2 sittings.The said applicant is working there based on what i saw....pls i would appreciate if you make the enquiry for me since you are already in d system.

Well,I guess dat answers ur Q...just gv t a try no matter wat u read ere.

XtraSmooth404:
@Mapist, what's up? It's been ages.. How is the job going?

M good,bro...just tryna enjoy the moment..

viara:
Is it true that one cannot write d test more than once?

You can...after 6 mths,tho..