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prettyface06:
Hhahahahahahahahahahaha, See you.

Yels ke,I dey kampe like Obj ..@fynijebuchic tell dem to shove it in dre bomboms

prettyface06:
Na so Mapist and Fynijebuchick chick dey form shawarma. Asked them sup and Mapist was asking me if he was lost. Mtcheeeeeeew , abeg Lawatog free them jare, Maybe they are not grateful to God for the invite.#sadface+pickingmynose#

..oya,eat us na,tief..but,u shuuda known I got na gven dose huge smiles..cos,if I dint,I for don close this THREAD..

Errm,in all honesty,I wud av wanted a date with sexyseun gven d fact dat she stays arnd altho,she's turned me down b4...so,no hope for moi..but,Seun,u spoil sha..

FynIjebuChic:
Ask mapist

Sept 2002.. ..u no well o,Ijebu..

FynIjebuChic:
16th of February?
So this guy no go give me val gift abi?
GT una do well o.

Congrats to all who got the invite.
Wishing you success in the TS.
Make una do jeje ooo
Remember Mapist is your class rep. Lol

If you know you owe me *sideeyes*, start gathering the money o.

;DCongrats once more.

Ifa hear

prettyface06:
I have always believed God for this. Thank God for this Invite. Mapist, Fynijebuchick and others, sup?

I lost? ..me wey don travel since last 2 yias..

Nneka123:
I just want to feel loved from anyone, not really a boyfriend, besides i don't even have one.

Can I b d 1 to make u feel so? *seeking permsn*

chipatra:
want to be all alone with my guy that day o!
4 him room with d door locked from inside

U jaasi abeg

obongproff:
I am not a pervert.

I am not a reverend father.

I am not going celibate.

I cant do without sex for a pretty long time, and

I like to fucck:@

Any chic dat doesnt like it dis way, I will gladly pay her transport dare for her to walk away.

Finito.

Choi..

obongproff:
Of course I can date a girl without having sex with her but I need to like ur person and enjoy ur company. And once she says she doesnt want sex, our meeting place becomes public, eg eateries, restaurants, etc. No bedroom meetings! No coming to my place ish!

And while she is not giving me sex, I wd be getting sex elsewhere and d relationship will eventually die a natural death.

Dats was wot happened when I was dating one jehovah's witness chic way no want gree.

Guys are different. I cant stay without sex for long cos I've got a fuccken high libido. U dat can stay without sex for 5 yrs and without self-servicing kudos to u.

Just leave am like dat and dont try to judge us. U hear? :@

Gracias!

I get u sha.lol..e hard gaan,I won't lie..bt,I know u can.lol..abi,u b pervert ni?

obongproff:
Okay we don hear. But seriously, of wot use is love without sex? Of wot use is a relationship without sex?

For as much as I wud want sex in ma r/s,abeg no dey embarrass guys wt dis kain Q.so,u cnt date a gal w/o aving sex wt ha? And even if u can't,m certain many guys can,me inclusive..na wa o..

Tinubu:
Another slave recruitment exercise


I would rather go to Malaysia and sell my kidney, than become a white-collar slave in a Nigerian Bank....


Outrageous emoluments accrue to the bank heads, who disburse outrageous and questionable loans, while the 'recruits' are given outrageous targets to meet, even at their dignity's expense... A perfect example of "monkey dey work, baboon dey chop"

Op

Please let me know when either Elumelu or Ovia or Segun Oloketuyi needs a kidney transplant

LMAO..I no fit laff abeg..chai..

AnnieBeyonce:
Y ar u guys always jokin over crious stuffs lyk diz

Pple joke cos,OPs smtmes post irrelevant topics.u aint a kid I assume so,u shud know wats good for u.why wud u date sm1 cos he did u a big favour(prolly a favour dat has to do wt exam issues cos,I don't wanna blv tz money related)?so,wud u date any man dat does u huges favours too?u just sounded so naïve gven ur original post..smtmes,we ought to think abt issues properly b4 posting such issues on NL to avoid unwarranted replies.

Mprex:
you bera believe me because you dont have a choice

Ok ok..I gve up *hands up*

VickyyB:
Any guy that has good command of English language/grammar is intelligent to me.

Ahhh,madam,I pointed dat out deliberately cos,av met pple(ladies and guys) who do bt aint clever..Grammar is completely diff fm intelligence cos,intelligence has to do wt ow best u can use info dats within ur disposal and grammar simply has to do wt communication..some pple are good when communicating bt,poor at initiating.

VickyyB:
His gentlemanly and good command of English Language

Best choice so far..errm bt,intelligence shud sum t up..

Mprex:
no

Lol..why d face na?me no blv u o..

Godmother:
This is not true. Almost every girl wants a good guy. Girls that date bad boys date them for fun. But when it comes to settling down, we use tourchlight to find the good guys.

When you hear women praying for a spouse, do you think they don't meet and get hit on by those bad boys everyday? But cos you know what u want , u don't settle for them.

So,a gal ll date a bad boy knowing fully well dat he is and lerra wanna settle for a good boy?smh...well,shebi na if d good boy b mugu..

omenka:
Bwahahahahahaha!! The tin (propaganda documentary) don backfire!!

This is just a tip of the iceberg. By the time Buhari is sworn in as president, they will take down the entire tv station to maintenance mode and not just the website.

Lol.

Well,aint surprised..AIT is a station based on LIES just like NTA..so,aint fazed.

elsieisy:
I met this guy January 2 2014 through a mutual friend, we got talking on phone as I’m in Nigeria and he is abroad, we got connected so much that it seem like we’ve known each other all our lives, I was not in a relationship when we started talking and him too just got jilted at that time by his Nigerian girlfriend who couldn’t cope with the distance any longer, our relationship started so well that as months goes by I couldn’t see life without him, with time I got to meet with all his family down here in Nigeria as we planned to settle down the moment he comes down.

7months in our relationship we started making plans to join me here but the mum blatantly refused his coming to Nigeria, the mum said he need to make so much money before coming, and because of that incident, the mum started having issues with me that I am the one dragging his son to Nigeria because I am desperate, she called me all sorts of names which really hurt.

To keep everyone at peace I then suggested to my boyfriend that I could join him over there since his mum and siblings doesn’t want him coming to Nigeria anytime soon, he obliged and we started my application, Nov 2014 he asked me to give my apartment up in Lagos and go to the village to spend some time with my parents since I will be traveling in few weeks, I Haven’t been given visa but I hate to turn him down when he talks so I did exactly that, I’ve been in the village now for 2 months with no place to fall back to, visa is not being approved by immigration, we now quarrel with every flimsy reason, I am 28yrs old, a graduate with nothing to fall back on, I’m in my father’s house, I need your advice, should I still stick to Him and wait or move on with my life

Source - http://www.elsieisy.com/should-i-still-stick-to-him/

NB: any reasonable comment or advice might be transferred to the blog for the recipient to see. Thank you

Frankly,afta reading ur post,I just laffed and said "do ppl stl fall for dis?"..u need to read ur post as a neutral to see d stupid decisions u made.sm1 u av neva met,seen,have no history with(or u think u av a history wt him gven d fact dat u two have been talking for smtime say a year or 2?),yet,u made life's major descns just to please him.how else wud u expect his family to see u.ofcourse,as a desper8 gal who's willing to tie herself to sm1 who's now successful or on d verge of becoming so.I see NO REASON on earth why u shud move ur tings outta ur apartment for a village just because sm1 u tink loves u who's so so far away asked u to.when I read dat line,I had to laff out so loud..I wanna ask u just one thing and u don't av to type an answer ere.just gve urself an answer and dat wud serve as a guide for u."If dis guy were to be in d east,Anambra precisely and u were in Lagos,wud u av indulged in such a distant r/s?"..as a matured lady,I wanna blv u shud be afta men who r promising ere in Nigeria..not just in Nigeria bt d state u r resided..cos,u won't say dre r no promising men arnd u..stop letting dese men who r overseas deceive u wt d prospect of bringing u down to join dem cos,trust me,there r lots of cuties dre for one to start disturbing himself abt anoda cutie in Nigeria.ow r u so sure he neva slept wt anoda gal all thru dis period u were busy staying chaste for him?frankly,I think u shud move out of dat village NOW,so as to gain ur respect back,start a new life and along d way,get a rsnable man cos,as u and I know,u r getting past ur prime slowly..I hope dis bittertruth of mine helps..

Mprex:
i will sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep and then i'll shower and



















SLEEP!!

U won't knack?

moneybag4411:
bros, i see you...you still dey target me abi

..Frankly,I dint even know u were d 1..me jst wan talk sha..make I taasi d person small not knwing say na my old foe..LMAO..God haff catch u today..lol..omo,ow d wait na?dis wait no b ere o..no b small ting.In less dan 2.5 weeks,TS ll b totally empty o..yet,no invite.God dey.

Nneka123:
yeah! who needs bigger butt

carrying overdose for back, nonsense!

i love my small bum

Bt,dat bumbum on dat profile pix aint small na,abi na my eye?

MzErica:
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Hello,ma'am..can I PM u?if yes,just ff back and I wud,tanks.

shumuel:
kk, so i guess it should had been

Dont mind all these Ladies they want to have their Cakes and still eat it.

Lol..God wee fish dem out 1 afta d oda..lmao

shumuel:
Don't mind all these Ladies they always want to eat their Cake and still have it in full

Yes o,bro...bt,contrary to popular view ts "have and eat,not eat and have"..

saintiago1980:
Nigeria should be happy that God gave them a good president like GEJ the who vision transparent the who have change in this country.

Afta reading dat lengthy piece,u stl went ahead nd wrote dis.na wa o..do u find t hard to process information?smh..no wonder Soludo said t dat,pple wud vote Jona based on self interest or fear of d unknown and not achievements..smh..