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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is D Most Foolish Or Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done Because Of Religion? by mariovito(m): 11:45am On Apr 13, 2022
Ahn ahn, shuoooo!

You hound me reach here?

You can't have a decent argument without degenerating it to insults, reason I quit having the argument with you. And you're doing same thing here. I may have to block you.

Now you used a real analogy, the plateau villages, now that's a situation that needs a saviour, not your religion hogwash sinner/saviour tales.

And who dies when you're not saved?

So you mean to tell me that those who are saved by accepting your Jesus story do not die? heh?


Dtruthspeaker:
And who dies when you are not saved? Is it the Saviour?

This just proves that you carried your foolishness into religion.

If you were in those plateau villages that were attacked, you would not care if a green man had come with his armoured Carrier to rescue you.

And lo, we all saw you have run away from our other argument, as is your right to choose foolishness.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram/bandits Cells: Kaduna Govt, DSS Tango Over Intelligence Report by mariovito(m): 9:32am On Apr 13, 2022
Normal sturves. Its business as usual
Politics › Re: Didn’t Tinubu Just Goof On MC Oluomo? by mariovito(m): 9:25am On Apr 13, 2022
Na ona sabi
Music/Radio › Re: Why Do You Feel Better When You Listen To Sad Music? by mariovito(m): 8:38am On Apr 13, 2022
grin grin grin

You understand....

Make e for nor be like say na you olodo pass.

So if you dey tell people say you get carryover, e go be like say na the lecturer winchi everybody.

VirileNelly2420:
Lol... I remember back den in school. It was believed dat "carryovers" dey sweat wen una plenty get am.
Literature › Re: Ola Rotimi: Google Celebrates Nigerian Playwrighter With A Doodle by mariovito(m): 8:16am On Apr 13, 2022
OP, this is a post celebrating a literary icon, such blunder will not be permitted.

Go and change the subject, the word is "Playwright" and not "Playwrighter".

Thank you as you do so.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Saudi State-funded TV Aired A Sketch Mocking Biden As A Forgetful Sleepy Old Man by mariovito(m): 3:51am On Apr 13, 2022
Well
Pets › Re: Giant Sea Snakes: Discover The Largest Sea Snakes In The World (pics) by mariovito(m): 1:04am On Apr 13, 2022
La LA LA LA hey hey hey goodbye
As this heads to FP by morning.

Snakes are quite versatile, living on land and sea, remaining flying snakes.

If snakes like other reptiles are cold blooded, meaning their body temperature depends on that of their environment, how do sea snakes maintain homeostasis?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukrainian Pro-russia Politician (putin's Replacement For Zelenskyy) Captured.. by mariovito(m): 12:59am On Apr 13, 2022
Their business
Crime › Re: Head Usher And Pastor’s PA Allegedly Defile Church Boy In Kwale. Give Him Infect by mariovito(m): 12:56am On Apr 13, 2022
Crazy things are happening
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Biden: Russia Is Committing ‘Genocide’ in Ukraine by mariovito(m): 12:01am On Apr 13, 2022
One of the Symptoms of old age is talking gibberish.
Crime › Re: Security Agents Taking ₦60 Million Ransom To Bandits Arrested In Kaduna by mariovito(m): 12:00am On Apr 13, 2022
One and same people. Just different branches of same jihadist army.

So nothing to see here.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is D Most Foolish Or Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done Because Of Religion? by mariovito(m): 11:52pm On Apr 12, 2022
Believing that a fictional Caucasian was gonna save my black ass.

When I became critical, I asked, save me from what exactly? Fire of hell?

If you ain't saving me from a world polarized in favour of the Caucasians, if you ain't doing anything to make my position as a black man better on earth, if a white saviour has nothing to say to his fellow white men on why they should stop pilfering from my continent (oh, he already endorsed their actions by his parable that he ended with ; the rich Will get richer while the poor gets poorer)
Then I don't need your saving because the only saving I need is from the same people with the same skin colour as him.
Business › Re: D by mariovito(m): 11:50pm On Apr 12, 2022
If you have the truth, contradict him then.
Politics › Re: VP Osinbajo Riding In Over 100,000 Million Naira Maybach, In A “poor” Country!! by mariovito(m): 11:46pm On Apr 12, 2022
We never ready
Politics › Re: Two Major Lies In Osinbajo’s Declaration Speech--Farooq A. Kperogi by mariovito(m): 10:18pm On Apr 12, 2022
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Foreign Affairs › Re: UK And Germany Won’t Send Tanks To Ukraine by mariovito(m):
Moral of the story;

When shixt hits the fan, you'll most likely be the only one cleaning it up because the truth remains that everyone else is busy with their lives and also, resources are scarce man, you can't please others while displeasing yourself.

Zelensky fumbled by banking on these guys now they're using him to score cheap points.

Was he thinking his "Allies" would have by now rolled their thanks into Russia?

Dem just dey use the guy catch cruise.

Government and international politics actually requires experience and some fox-like slyness.
Crime › Re: Blackaxe And Vikings In Lagos Another One Killed - PHOTOS by mariovito(m): 6:01pm On Apr 11, 2022
Carry on!

Pour some liquor and a minutes silence for hard man.
Family › Re: Mother Wants Him Muslim, Father Wants Him Christian by mariovito(m): 11:54am On Apr 11, 2022
Be free, choose none!
Music/Radio › Re: Why Do You Feel Better When You Listen To Sad Music? by mariovito(m): 12:13am On Apr 11, 2022
Misery loves company!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Ambassador Warns Of Direct Military Confrontation With USA by mariovito(m): 12:09am On Apr 11, 2022
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Christianity Etc › Re: Evidence In The Bible That Jesus Is Truly God. by mariovito(m): 12:07am On Apr 11, 2022
Are you aware that up until 325AD, there was no generally accepted persona for Jesus?

Are you aware that it was at the Council of Nicaea that a generally accepted doctrine of the persona and character of Jesus was finalized?

Are you aware that it was at that meeting that Jesus was "agreed" to be God?
Romance › Re: Beat This Pastor Wilson by mariovito(m): 6:17pm On Apr 08, 2022
So many things I can do with that tongue...
Romance › Re: Pics by mariovito(m): 6:02pm On Apr 08, 2022
I think it all boils down to most people on here wanting to enjoy unfettered freedom of expression without accountability.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives FHC For Secret Trial: Video by mariovito(m):
Ohamadike gburugburu niné.

Ofu onye ha na si unu abiala?

Ofu ji ha n'eme off load.

Obele nsi n'emebi ike nizooria.

Gaa n'iru, anyi kulu gi chim na azu.

If you don't understand, its not meant for you, so keep it moving.
Christianity Etc › Re: Wakan Island In Oman Where People Fast For 3 Hours During Ramadan (pictures) by mariovito(m): 12:34pm On Apr 08, 2022
Allow a wack bar
Crime › Re: Guys, Share Your Experience Of Sexual Abuse by mariovito(m): 12:30pm On Apr 08, 2022
Can you religious folks for once not be opportunistic?

I just narrated my experience and you think the best you can do is sell me your snake oil?

simplesearch:
Now that you know, there is no excuse for you to continue in that path. Give your life to Christ and that yoke will be broken.
Romance › Re: Marriage Vow Is Inconsequential: Where Did Marriage Vows Originate From? by mariovito(m): 12:16pm On Apr 08, 2022
If you understand that most of what we have today as Christian religion is just a syncretized form of old pagan religions with a mix of European lifestyle and norms, you'll find most of the answers you seek.

Monogamous marriage was entirely a European thing, they needed a way to coopt others to join, so they standardized it as Christian marriage.

For me, I still stick with traditional marriage.

I Also think this monogamous marriage of thing and all those plenty vows associated with it must have been whipped up by one pussy whipped simp.

They not even actionable in a law court. At best, they're just a play on the emotions to set you on a guilt trip.

Monogamy is one of the most laughable concepts ever introduced in Africa. There is yet to be anyone convicted of Bigamy. That doesn't mean that I may not end up monogamous.

Now, after they cajoled and forced us into being monogamous, next they're asking us to marry into same sex or even entirely abandon our sex through this rubbish they call sex change therapy. Now they're having it bite them on their heels with the present debacle of the Zach Emily Bridges the British transgender cyclist who is being refused to compete in an all female category because of his history of being a man which is an added advantage for him.
Crime › Re: Guys, Share Your Experience Of Sexual Abuse by mariovito(m):
The year was '93, location Igbuzo Delta state, I was barely 5, we were on holiday. A game of football stopped because the ball got into a compound which belonged to one "director" who is never around. You know one of those big houses they build and leave for only august occasions.

So I volunteered to go retrieve the ball by climbing the low fence which was topped with those fancy gates on top. The ball was retrieved quite alright, but after I handed it to my fellow comrades, a girl who happens to be the house help in one of the houses around called me. She was much older than me, should be in her teens then. Apparently, her house owners and members had all gone out for the day.

She first threatened me for jumping into the "director's" compound, I became very remorseful and pleaded with her. Next, she blackmailed me that the only way she won't tell is if I do something for her. I was already scared so I was willing to do whatever.

She took me inside, spread her legs and asked me to lick her snatch. I did. That was how I got initiated.

The next 3-4 years was me just trying my way with different neighborhood girls my age grade or slightly older.

There was one who was a daughter to a family friend, my age as well, one time she came to the house, I took her to behind the curtain, got her to open her legs and played with her, no insertion though.

I became haywire in my subsequent escapades. Then, we lived in this face me I face you, one of our neighbors had a litany of daughters, about three of them.

One Saturday late afternoon, while most people were out, I took one of them inside our house, we had this book; "A Village where there is no Doctor", a book about alternative medicine and first aid for communities without easy access to health centres. One of the pages was an illustration and guide to for pregnant women about to deliver, it depicted a woman lying on her back, with her legs open in anticipation of birth. I quickly opened to that page and asked her to lie and that position, and I did a little penetrating before i started hearing noises outside and we had to stop.

My saving grace was that we eventually left that town for Asaba, to a more serene neighborhood where I didn't have access to young girls my age that I could toy with.

Though that helped just a little because till now, I'm so fixated on cuninglingus and anything sexual.

Who knows, if that house help never got me to lick her, maybe I wouldn't have towed that reckless path.
Celebrities › Re: “this Is A Big Slap!!” – Nigerians Frown As University Uses Buhari As Bad Leader by mariovito(m): 1:47am On Apr 08, 2022
Abegi!

I nor follow the Nigerians wey dey frown.

Like say buhari nor be bad leader.

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