To my fellow guys, u can use any means and tricks at ur disposal to get to her promise land, u can even promise to serve her the head of ur father on a platter or create another heaven for her. But pls, Biko don't ever promise a lady marriage just to browse her internet. The repercussions is mostly disastrous.

Ladyhippolyta88:
I am a firm believer that some boys have octopus brain but they would want to argue are you one of them?

Haa! octopus brain? I've never heard this before, but "fish brain" is an established attribute of eem.......... the monthly bleeders.

we were having this serious quarrel cuz I cheated but she came all the way to the pitch to watch me play, I got injured seriously on my shoulder and she ran into the pitch and held my hand while I was down with pains. I managed to continue the game and she was outside almost screaming "pls stop you're hurting yourself, pls... " .when I finally broke down and was taken to a nearby chemist.she was at a corner shedding tears as I was screaming in pains due to the massage. her words that evening Was The sweetest and most romantic. That was the end of our quarrel..

highqueen:
allow the girl to think abeg,this is how you people will jump into someone's life only for you guys to mesmerize with it all over again,stupid lots.

Sign of frustration.
I suggest you try a glass of chilled juice.

coolh3ad:


Exactly. He shouldn't have just made the "sex" happen....

Comon mechonugi there! gbenue so!

Jamesrock:


Thank you very much, but what if she's not willing to learn??

If you apply the right techniques, she will. don't make it look like you're teaching her, you can start by doing to her those things you want her too do to you.

Shugavee:
nice job!!

Funny thing is that we can't even imagine dating any of those girls we were swagging up for then now.

Shugavee:
How did u do ur headboy duties n still be a big boy in school!!cus bigboys r confirmed rule breakers

Lol, you're right, I was a constant rule breaker b4 then, but after the post, I had to adjust, plus some of my crew were also prefects.
How I did it? in the face of the teachers and principal, I pretend to be the good headboy but behind their back I connect with my guys and we do our things. plus I gave my guys a line not to cross.

From your description of her, I can say you have a good lady,
Your ambition is to be an entrepreneur while hers isn't.

you're a street boy, while she's a home chik

You're romantic while she isn't
these are individual differences bro, it will be selfish on ur part for u to force her to become what she's not, u both can't be compatible in all areas. try to meet each other halfway.
As for the romantic part ,it all fall on u bro, I'm sure if u teach her she'll learn, I don't mean constantly telling her how she's not romantic, I mean teaching her and guiding her through with ur actions. you'll be amazed at how much she'll improve. Good luck bro

Lol, it was fun filled good old days.
Mine was from grass to grace, I joined ss1 from another school, east precisely, had no friends, extremely stubborn,average swag, but then this particular girl was the only one close to me, I'll always give her my notes to write for me even though her writing was awful. At the end of first term, I came out 7 out of 60something students in class.Next term took a total dimension for be, got extra two uniforms which I always make sure I leave a nice iron design o, became assistant class captain and the newest member of the big boys crew, lol I miraculously became the center of attention for the ladies both junior and seniors. ss2 became headboy, coded headboy and automatically the chairman of the big boys gang.To get any babe you have to go through me lol.Some girls will come to my house to help me take my kid sis to school while I walk majestically behind. lol. it was really fun back then, we did lot of touching and kissing but no sex cuz somehow we maintained our innocence.

Marialavina and Bbbbbbbbbbbbbb, I beg u both not to take this candy off my mouth, ahswear I'm enjoying the diss and savage. if una stop Eeehh!

interesting , we're waiting for episode 2 and 3.

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with ur headline, I was expecting to read something about a guy having issues in his relationship and needs our help, I was disappointed when I discovered it was just two kids toiling around. call us up when you're in a relationship bro.

tee59:
Oko ibeji. Better thank your star that a twin is interested in you. Do you know that, twins are special ?If you date or marry a twin, your life Don change for better.

So non twins are not special abi ,is like brain is paining this one �

Maybe you should allow him sample your kpekus for his MALE OPINION after that you can come back to us for advice.

"APC and PDP patronize the same market,” he said.
Fact!

so the thing has become a kind of job where people get promoted

IamJix:
How can they expel someone within the range of of 4 days?

Were they planning to expell him before the incidence?

No o, they for organise expulsion ceremony b4 they can expel him

She's the chairlady and grand patron of emotional blackmailers association of West (EBAWA) Africa.

Amazonboss:

Send me a mail to add you to our whatsaap group

I just did bro

Amazonboss:
Will delve into this amazon too!
I made a whooping [/b]N84000 just yesterday as an affiliate on bitclub advantage. No stress! Just binary bonus......

It was da bomb...my daily bonus still hit da akant[b]

Abeg, amazon,here I come......

Space booked
I want to learn

Pls ,how does this bitclub work and what is it all about?

accept it and take another jamb if you still wish to go for ur course.

ivumar:


Bro, please stop saying what you don't know.. If the corruption in this country has not touched you, It does not mean it has not touched others...
What of me that opted for yabatech as my first choice of institute(yeah, I did that because I needed some kind of practical knowledge before doing direct entry into the university). I scored high in jamb(314), my O'level was verified.. Everything was set... Finally, they released their cut-off mark for my course(computer science)... The cut off was 58.88. I scored 69.25.. I gave d damn cut-off mark a long gap,,,, but guess what,,, the damn school released their merit list and my name was not there. Now, I have to go, get another jamb form, to write jamb this year again. Waste of time. Waste of money. Waste of effort . Just because I don't have ”connection”... It's alright.. We will continue trying.. What I know is that Nigeria and its corrupt system is too small to make me give up. At the end, I will overcome.

I love your courage bro,that's the spirit,you'll surely overcome.

mrvitalis:

Nigeria is not only in Lagos
Unn don't , Uniport don't , unizik don't , Abu don't most university don't
Stop adivising people wrongly

Mr man u better get ur fact correct before saying what u don't know, the above schools u mentioned accepts ijmb. uniport accepts but you'll start from 100level. How can u even mention ABU when they're the owner of ijmb. Abu accepts 75-80% of ijmb for it's direct entry. go make ur research

I don tire for this over sabi people sef ,the woman jejely open her thing by herself one mumu just go cover am. who send u? na ur aunty breast?

mrvitalis:


Most university dont accept that rubbish

The only known university that don't accept is unilag and lasu cuz they have their own program, which is jupeb. u can also write the exam while doing ur ijmb. its widely accepted and not rubbish like u called it bro

coolcacuz:
Despite my score of 290 and my good neco result I wasn't admitted, Which makes me convinced that in this country your best is never going to be enough if you don't know somebody.
So right now I Don fold my trouser enter street na hustle get me make I do commot for this country

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You can do ijmb and get direct admission to 200level in any university of ur choice bro,its sure and easy. Don't give up.

Opportunity comes but once bro,
you can use that situation to ur own advantage.
This is the best time to be in good terms with ur olosho(olosho). Milk the hell out of that sin(ator).

I trust myself it takes me less than a minute to demote a gf to mere friends with benefit. I cannot come and go and loose .

Ighoga898:
The law of virginity return.

Lolz,can you please state the law

It's so unfortunate that people didn't see the humour and sarcasm in her post