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Romance / Re: Enderlin Chinenyenwa Ambrose: Lady Offers Free Sex For Depressed Nigerian People by Marshalxv(m): 9:27am On May 20
Lol. This is humanity if you ask me.

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Romance / Re: Enderlin Chinenyenwa Ambrose: Lady Offers Free Sex For Depressed Nigerian People by Marshalxv(m): 9:27am On May 20
MJBOLT:
dumb idiot,she probably thinks lack of sex causes depression or sex will cure depression


Mr smart fool, the lady said her service is for sexually depressed men.. And yes, sex does cure depression for people who are depressed cuz of lack of sexual partners

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Romance / Re: Enderlin Chinenyenwa Ambrose: Lady Offers Free Sex For Depressed Nigerian People by Marshalxv(m): 9:24am On May 20
SageMK:
Funny. sad
But since when does sex cures depression?

OP she is not offering any help whatsoever.
She's just another prostitute for brostitue to patronize.


She said sexually depressed men.

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Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me, Lost Her Virginity, Now She Wants Me Back by Marshalxv(m): 9:38am On Oct 27, 2018
I won't advice you but I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I'll accept her but this time with little or no emotions attached,a kind of friends with benefits stuff, I'll just use her as a backup plan to quench my urge anytime big bross is on standing ovation.

I let no female toil with my heart.
Romance / Re: For The Guys Looking For Big Dicks I Bought This Fruit On Alibaba.com And Behold by Marshalxv(m): 2:29am On Oct 21, 2018
Viserion:
please can you get it for me? iam in Kaduna.
help a fellow in need pls.

Hmmm, pm me okay
Romance / Re: For The Guys Looking For Big Dicks I Bought This Fruit On Alibaba.com And Behold by Marshalxv(m): 11:13pm On Oct 20, 2018
Viserion:
OK so I just go and tell them i want pandoro seed?


Yes
Romance / Re: For The Guys Looking For Big Dicks I Bought This Fruit On Alibaba.com And Behold by Marshalxv(m): 1:42pm On Oct 20, 2018
Viserion:
please what's the name in English?


I don't even know but you can get it from any native shop. or herb sellers
Romance / Re: For The Guys Looking For Big Dicks I Bought This Fruit On Alibaba.com And Behold by Marshalxv(m): 8:56am On Oct 19, 2018
obonujoker:
This concortion can be done naturally...

items needed...

Pandoro fruit
Shea butter... ( also called Ori)

WHERE TO PURCHASE
items can be bought at/from these persons that sell herbs (agbo) at their shops (elewe)

PROCEDURE
After purchasing the items;

The pandoro should be pounded to powdery form
Then mixed with Shea butter until it forms a jelly-like texture
Then massage your joystick at least 2ce a day for a month...

Wait, and see changes....

*** please don't quote me...


I must quote u o... But pandoro fruit has water in it, it can't be in powder form when grinded
Romance / Re: I'm Afraid Of Loosing My Girlfriend, What Should I Do To Get Rid Of Such Fear by Marshalxv(m): 11:55pm On Oct 17, 2018
First you have to work on yourself as a man and get that manly confidence and esteem. You're scared of loosing her cuz you believe you may not see someone else as pretty as she is.

Never you give any girl more attention than she give to you

While going into relationship,put it in mind that nothing good last forever

while you hope for the best, always expect the worst

And why the hell will you be in a relationship where you always find yourself begging ur partner!

Since she ask for space, do yourself good by deleting her contact and anything relating to her on your phone or in your obsession .If she ever come back don't just rush to take her back be the man and place her on a watch list for a while

if she doesn't come back, live your life as the happiest man on earth.
Romance / Re: I'm Afraid Of Loosing My Girlfriend, What Should I Do To Get Rid Of Such Fear by Marshalxv(m): 11:31pm On Oct 17, 2018
IamD18:


Go get married if you need a woman in your life, not girlfriend shiiiiit. Be a man and face realities, ask yourself what that girl is adding to your life and tell if there's anything apart from pussay.

The only set of women that worth your stress and care is your mum, sister, daughter and wife, not prostitutes parading as girlfriends.

Go and marry if you want to enjoy the benefits of a woman. Make una try dey get sense.

Tufiakwa!

Spit on girlfriend pussay worshippers.


The thing tire me o, sometimes I wonder if these guys are under spell

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Romance / Re: I'm Afraid Of Loosing My Girlfriend, What Should I Do To Get Rid Of Such Fear by Marshalxv(m): 11:25pm On Oct 17, 2018
Liliyann:
The only way to ensure you don't lose her is to love her completely!!
Satisfy her needs!!
Make sure she doesn't lack financially!!
Always be there for her!!
Don't wait for her to ask before you give her anything, surprise her all the time with material gifts and expensive trip!!
Don't be stingy to spend on your girl coz she ain't cheap, she is your wife to be, your love and companion!!
Where I come from, women are known as ORIAKU!!

Op do all this things and watch your life transform for good.

Well done o.
Romance / Re: Am Enjoying My Sexless Relationship With My Girlfriend.... by Marshalxv(m): 9:01pm On Oct 17, 2018
Brunosamel:
mind you a not advertising anybook if you one I send it for you free....

oya send for me
Romance / Re: Am Enjoying My Sexless Relationship With My Girlfriend.... by Marshalxv(m): 8:31pm On Oct 17, 2018
kokakola:

Please, how can I get the book from you?


Op strategy is finally paying off, telling a story while advertising his book. Nice one

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Romance / Re: Am Enjoying My Sexless Relationship With My Girlfriend.... by Marshalxv(m): 8:30pm On Oct 17, 2018
QueenBelle:
people change until their last breath. Don't ever forget that


Haba ! can you please allow this brother to enjoy his relationship in peace !

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Romance / Re: Her Honey Pot Is Smelling Like Ogiri Igbo, Dawadawa, Iru, Rotten Egg by Marshalxv(m): 8:10pm On Oct 17, 2018
In my adventures as a youth, I've come across many kpekus and I can boldly tell you that most beautiful girls you see on the street are walking around with smelling kitten. But I have these two exceptional ladies that I'll never forget in my life Cynthia and peace.

I never believed that kitten could be odourless till I met Peace... I don't even mind serving my food on her vj. May God bless all our neat ladies all around the world. keep that department neat and healthy.

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Romance / Re: [photos] I Want To Be A P0rnstar!!! What Should I Do?? Young Girl Asks by Marshalxv(m): 7:48pm On Oct 17, 2018
Sorry dear but your standard is too low for a porn star. ...The highest u can go in this ur new hustle is the olosho level.
Politics / Re: TRAVEL BAN: Dasuki, Badeh, Daniel, Amosu, Yuguda, 45 Others Top Travel Ban List by Marshalxv(m): 11:50am On Oct 14, 2018
seborrhic:
How can you ban someone that has not been convicted by a court of law from travelling.
Any person with a commonsense should know this act is utter bu llshit.
The judge that affirmed the order is a quack for affirming something he/she didn't have an understanding of.
Hope a higher judge with commonsense would overturn it if challenged now that people have seen how it wants to be used.

EO6 is constitutional and legal, the judicial arm affirmed it b4 the order was carried out.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Finger A Girl? And How Do You Suck Girl's Breast? by Marshalxv(m): 8:00am On Oct 13, 2018
MissRaine69:

1. None existent due to being removed as part of female circumcision
2. Some women have smaller clitorises, which are also located further from the vagina which makes orgasams difficult or unlikely
3. Hooded clitorises is a condition tha mean the clitoris is under many folds of skin
4. Fused labia - there is partial or no vaginal opening ( congenital birth defect)


Thanks Miss, now I know better
Romance / Re: How Do You Finger A Girl? And How Do You Suck Girl's Breast? by Marshalxv(m): 11:06pm On Oct 12, 2018
MissRaine69:

What if the girl is one of those where GPS is required to find the clitoris?

Hanty biko, can you be kind enough to shed more light... is there anything like hidden clit?
Romance / Re: Pls,how Do I Overcome This Nonsense by Marshalxv(m): 10:35pm On Oct 12, 2018
Ur situation is not uncommon. you have to learn how to talk to people around you, start with those people around you b4 taking it to outsiders.

You can't do this alone you need a friend that's good in communication ,who can relate to both male and female fluently, move with him and you'll be amazed by the changes you'll notice.

Don't make it all about talking to girls alone. make friends, not necessarily intimate friends, hang out with people and try not to isolate yourself from crowd.

Dont try to be too careful and too perfect, you're probably afraid of making mistakes and rejections. Those two are the things that sometimes bring out the best in us. Good luck bro

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Crime / Re: Herbalist Sleeps With His Twin Step-Daughters In Aba, Impregnates One by Marshalxv(m): 8:33am On Oct 10, 2018
victorian:








That's true.

But even seeking for divorce won't stop the unless Randy lover from sexing the girls angry

She messed up big time.

May God help and protect our girls from evil men and women
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Producing Adulterated Fruit Wine. Photo by Marshalxv(m): 8:24am On Oct 10, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
wink grin shocked sad grin sad killer bEAST from potopoto republic.Crime/evil is their lifestyle. Abeg CP,gather all fl@theads in lagos and let them drink their kinsmen PIGS mixture. Bastard

I'm sure you read the rest of the post where your brothers were caught stealing.

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Celebrities / Re: Mary And Martha Dixon: Mamuzee Twins Celebrate Twin Wives' Birthday Today by Marshalxv(m): 11:24pm On Oct 09, 2018
[quote author=Cyriloha post=71941259]

Please brief me about there mom[/q
Me too �
Crime / Re: Herbalist Sleeps With His Twin Step-Daughters In Aba, Impregnates One by Marshalxv(m): 11:11pm On Oct 09, 2018
victorian:






That's one of the problems single mothers married to another man faces in life, especially if she has a girl child or female children undecided

in her case, she didn't divorce her husband, the man was still alive when she left to live with her lover. if you're tired of marriage you seek for divorce.
Crime / Re: Herbalist Sleeps With His Twin Step-Daughters In Aba, Impregnates One by Marshalxv(m): 7:08pm On Oct 09, 2018
The innocent girls are the ones paying for the sins of their mother. What a world we live in

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Romance / Re: What Good Sex Does To Women - Lady Reveals On Twitter. See Reactions by Marshalxv(m): 12:29pm On Aug 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
Guilty as charged!
One of the one-minute men grin
Lol, You just won yourself an invite to my place. �

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Romance / Re: What Good Sex Does To Women - Lady Reveals On Twitter. See Reactions by Marshalxv(m): 12:12pm On Aug 13, 2018
MariaLavina:
Sadly these men are lacking in that department grin

My regards to your man

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell A Friend To Stop Bringing Girls To Have Sex In My Apartment? by Marshalxv(m): 12:00pm On Aug 13, 2018
internationalman:
1 it's either you are not guy enough or

2 you re jealous.

If it's number 1 you have to learn the guy code

If it's number 2 tell the guy to tell his girl to come along with her friend next time she's coming.

What you do with her friend is up to you

I don't even know why op is complaining. Maybe that guy is not really his friend. My and my real gee can go as far as smashing on the same bed at once.
Family / Re: My Wife And Her Family Are Driving Me crazy by Marshalxv(m): 9:27am On Jul 25, 2018
I still can't understand nairalanders and this "sit down and discuss" thing. so you think this man have not done that severally? or you think he just woke up one morning and decide to relocate to Abuja without trying to fix things first? Even after reading it from the post that he's told his wife many times to adjust some hypocrites still keep on saying he should sit her down and talk.

OP at this point in your life, your sanity and peace of mind is all that should matter.

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Religion / Re: Pastor David Ibiyeomie: Any Love That Does Not Involve Giving Is Fake by Marshalxv(m): 7:22pm On Jul 20, 2018
TheUbermensch:
How am I sure he won't turn this around to say "how can you say you love God without giving tithe?" ?!

True love is not built on giving.

I'm appalled a man of such cadre would say such.

You're appalled because you're only thinking of it from the money side of it. Giving doe not necessarily have to be money, it can mean, giving your time, attention, care, joy or even happiness. Don't monetise the man's perching. peace be with you.
Romance / Re: All Julyborn Come In by Marshalxv(m): 12:24pm On Jul 01, 2018
cooldon4u:
Any 7th July in the house ?
Proudly 7 7 bro, Happy birthday in advance to us.
Romance / Re: PLS Help!!should I Continue With This Girl by Marshalxv(m): 12:15pm On Jul 01, 2018
Akinbahm:

Bro, you shouldnt av profess ur love to her u ought to av allow things to flow naturally no dey ask girls for dating relationship (am not talking abt marriage proposal) that awkward moment u ask her 4 relationship u gave her the power to manipulate ur feelings/emotion. Girls love it when u sneak into relationship not when u seek for it u shud av assume the boyfriend role without professing ur love towards her....
My advice goes thus; Never disturb her again about her dating u maintain the role of bestie nd things gonna flow naturally she's trying to play d victim card cause she doesnt want u to toy with her heart nd for u to be free from heartbroken also. Hence start treating her as ur girlfriend don't go extra mile trying to please her and do give her d attitude of her missing u(try to distant urslf from her do it manly) u r to do this to make her do the chasing not u chasing her cause ladies tends to value more things they chase to what chase them thats why they av alot of friendzoned guys in their custody bcuz those guys do d chasing most...

You've said it all bro. This approach has worked for me many times than I can remember

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