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Romance / Re: .. by Marshalxv(m): 11:49am On Jan 03, 2018
She constantly telling you to say sweet things to her means she love u and wants to stick with you.
She wants to hear those sweet words other guys say to her from u .
You can start by calling her sweet funny names in the middle of ur conversation, names like. my cup cake,my burger ,my balance diet....and the rest.

tell her how much she mean to you and the future plans u have for both of u.
tell her those things u text her,these are the things she wants to hear from u bro.Do this and you'll have her for good.
Romance / Re: Pls Advice Me ! Am Sacred Again by Marshalxv(m): 11:21am On Jan 03, 2018
SeunDobo:
And i was just getting better from heartbreak after a lady I just think she love me was just dating me cuz of money and Used Me As Her Source Of Income ! Cuz his boyfriend cant afford for her like i do! I check her phone she didnt even save my phone no# sef , I almost kill myself and my friend always warn me on spending for her PLZ I NEED UR ADVICE

What exactly do you want us to advice you on?
someone is already toasting bread with ur head this early 2018 and ur here looking for advice!
Romance / Re: Please Advise Needed. by Marshalxv(m): 11:33pm On Jan 02, 2018
bross ur just her client, u go pay tire if u no borrow sense before tomorrow morning.
Romance / Re: Confession Yours As The Year Ends. My Confessions by Marshalxv(m): 10:20am On Dec 29, 2017
sekxy:

from your own point of view naw

Lol,its from a calculated general view . girls are very secretive. take here for example, how many girls have said anything or confessed anything here? they dare not but my guys are as open as the sea .
Romance / Re: Confession Yours As The Year Ends. My Confessions by Marshalxv(m): 10:05am On Dec 29, 2017
sekxy:
not here to judge anybody.


but I believe guys are the worst set of people on this planet earth.

if only girls could be as open as guys you'll see and know that girls are worst than worst itself.
Family / Re: Zimbabwean Man Caught Having Sex At His Wife’s Funeral With A Prostitute(Photos) by Marshalxv(m): 1:44am On Dec 29, 2017
pocohantas:


Honestly, e worse for una. Wetin una never talk?

--- "Okay, you're not in the mood...just lay down, lemme enter. You don't have to do anything. Okay, okay! I won't move. I will stand at attention, lemme just enter and feel the warmth.
Baby pls, if I don't cum, my balls will pain me.
I won't sleep through out this year."

---"It's not like I can't do without sex in a relationship, but...it connects us"Oshey! Wifi connection grin

---"I promise I won't cum inside, I will cum out"
Is it that easy to cum out of a speeding bus? undecided

---"You're so tight, so sweet...whenever we make love, I am happy"

---"I can't wait to stop using protection, then you'll be the mother of my kids" Sweetie, you're not even in his 2018 blueprint.

Lolz,its obvious you've heard and seen it all. oshey baddest .

You even talk my own scope join. But konji na bastard I swear.

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Romance / Re: He Has Been Having Sex With Me For 8 Years Now He Wants To Dump Me, Why by Marshalxv(m): 7:06pm On Dec 28, 2017
amunkita:


Thank God I viewed ur pix before replying.
U re still a kid, seeking knowledge eludes you but if u still doubt beyond reasonable doubt, let get someone here to play a role, I stake 20k while u do same, if it's not in the constitution, u win....

And the constitution states that man must marry a woman after years of friendship?
Nairalanders,hope you'll are reading this cus I'm sure we have learned people and legal practitioners here .

Oga ancient of days ,ur just as funny as your argument.
Romance / Re: He Has Been Having Sex With Me For 8 Years Now He Wants To Dump Me, Why by Marshalxv(m): 10:15am On Dec 28, 2017
amunkita:
One thing about Nigerians is that we don't know our right..
Saw a thread last night about this dude wasting a gals time nd ve promised her everything...

Under criminal code of Nigeria(dont know of penal code) if u can prove he promised u marriage nd can be corroborated in a law court, the court would certainly grant u damages or the man serves his time...


Mr law,what has relationship between two adults got to do with criminal code?
Before you come here spilling trash,make sure u get ur facts and points straight. There's no such provision in Nigeria constitution .
Romance / Re: P*rn Movie Appeared On A Church TV Screen During Christmas Eve Service | Photos by Marshalxv(m): 9:30am On Dec 26, 2017
This one na Christmas bonanza
Romance / Re: I Got A Self Contained In A Brothel by Marshalxv(m): 11:46pm On Dec 25, 2017
Luxuryconsult:
na wetin dey happen be that when you dey find cheap hotels upandan. Why can't you book your hotels yourself through jumia travels or hotels.ng.. You'd pay @ the hotel with jumia travel while hotels.ng would deduct the money straight from your account since you'd be booking with your card. You people should stop to dey suffer yourself, we are now in a digital world.

Did you read the post at all? it's like thus ones brain is paining him

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Romance / Re: Pocohantas Has Refuse To Take Down My Clients Quote by Marshalxv(m): 10:12am On Dec 22, 2017
oh! our op has gone mad again!
Romance / Re: I Find It Hard To Forget My Ex-girlfriend by Marshalxv(m): 9:57am On Dec 22, 2017
I was once in your shoes bro,a relationship of almost 4years died and buried without a mourning song or condolence...It was unimaginable, tried all my best to get those memories off my head but failed woefully. Finally I moved on but I still have those flash back and wishes still lingering.

We're in the same fucking boat bro!
Romance / Re: Am I Wasting My Time With Her? by Marshalxv(m): 12:39pm On Dec 21, 2017
Lawalsuleiman:
Op you're not in the friend zone yet - because you at least have made you feelings known. To take things up ensure you upgrade some logistics like shake hands when you meet, hold her hands briefly when walking and slight touch to demonstrate things when talking and hands around the shoulder if things permit. The aim is to act like dating her not just saying it, the chemistry in this will let her give in eventually to dating you.

op this is ur best chance. act as though ur dating her already, the "I don't catch feelings easily is just a format ,she likes u,she may end up loving u".It only begins with one kiss
Romance / Re: Help! What Can I Use To Kill This My Pimples? by Marshalxv(m): 1:41pm On Dec 19, 2017
It will disappear with time,its in the blood and its just a stage .
my friends own was worst than yours,constantly dripping blood and water,I was the only one that comes closer to him then,he used everything humanly possible, still no improvement, dude spent nothing less than 150k buying all sorts of drugs. Now his face is as smooth as a new born baby.How did he do it?

here's your answer.

drink enough water,eat a lot of fruits ,keep good hygiene and wash ur face regular with warm water and take ur mind off it,u won't know wen they'll all disappear

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Romance / Re: Let's Be Real Ladies And Gentlemen by Marshalxv(m): 10:24am On Dec 19, 2017
phintohlar:
His chest and lips
I have a nice chest and sexy lips,why not try me too? lol
Romance / Re: Let's Be Real Ladies And Gentlemen by Marshalxv(m): 10:22am On Dec 19, 2017
IAMSASHY:
undecided touch and follow
.


Lolz,where can I get the touch and follow? I wan touch one fine babe for my area
Romance / Re: Guys Rate Me... (pictures Attached) by Marshalxv(m): 10:15am On Dec 19, 2017
see as this one take him hand dey do himself, u know say u no fine u com still carry ur padi wey fine pass u join for ur pux com dey ask us to rate u.bro na the second man for that pix we see and I think he's fine. lol. na joke I dey o

ur OK bro

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Romance / Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 10:04am On Dec 19, 2017
Northernonyenku:
Bro if u had told her to sit well, the same over sabi gal would still ask "wetin carry ur eye go there, na the road wey u suppose dey look be that?" If na me I go bend down pick stones sef till I see the end of the tunnel.nonsense

the place clean die ,no stone or dirt to pick. bad guy
Romance / Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:58am On Dec 19, 2017
habsydiamond:
Lolxxx.....op u are very funny .....so u don forget say no be all ladies get human brain......some get chicken brain, fish, ant and so on....its not even normal for a guy to dey tell a ladies to close her shop Wen he no be her boyfriend.....what if she insults u in return....

I no even fit try that one sef ,one of my friends tried it and he got the insult of his life .
Romance / Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:55am On Dec 19, 2017
Lastpharoah33:
Op them use super glue hold ur own mouth ni?,
Bash her too.... . All this girls in guys body

Bross,I can boldly tell you that walking out was the best thing to do,if I had stayed to exchange words with her it would amount to a great chaos . u never can tell how united ladies can be in a matter like this ,na like 20 ladies to single me. Did I forget to mention there's a hair dressing salon there,oya do the calculation yourself.
Romance / Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:51am On Dec 19, 2017
bigcee:
Stfu If you don't have a sensible comment. Anuofia.
Don't mind the stupid kid,that's what happens wen a kid gets 10mb free data
Romance / Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:49am On Dec 19, 2017
Kingsley1000:
You don chop the one wey eye dey chop,e remain the one wey deek dey chop...

Lol,I no intent to chop anything o. I'm still a virgin .
Romance / Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:48am On Dec 19, 2017
ucnwafor:
Op u are jst a misfortune, jobless, unlucky fellow kk

You're sick,stupid and senseless at the same time. what I make in just an hour will feed your whole family for one full year. I don't blame you,I blame your parents for allowing a minor like u access to phone and internet.
Romance / Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 9:44am On Dec 19, 2017
nelsonebby:

why you no slap the girl?
wish this had happened to me, I for don beat her life comot!
I just waka comot,to avoid disaster .
Romance / Re: What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 2:23am On Dec 19, 2017
AroOkigbo:
International Standard Version
1 Thessalonians 4:11 says
"Also, make it your goal to live quietly, to mind your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we instructed you"

Lol,but I was quietly minding my business na when my eyes jam the thing and I sharperly comot my eyes

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Romance / Re: Let's Be Real Ladies And Gentlemen by Marshalxv(m): 2:20am On Dec 19, 2017
Kingsley1000:
NA NYASH
My brother in the ministry,we're together.
Romance / Re: Let's Be Real Ladies And Gentlemen by Marshalxv(m): 2:19am On Dec 19, 2017
whonamehelp:
her breast.
Tiri gbosa for u bross
Romance / Re: Let's Be Real Ladies And Gentlemen by Marshalxv(m): 2:18am On Dec 19, 2017
Stepsse:
Things that attracted me to my date ba?
(1) The design of the calendar (2) The type of launcher installed (3). Temmy's birthday, if I should forget, na to kukuma die remain.....
Lol, you know I meant your girlfriend
Romance / Re: This One Strong O Abeg!!! by Marshalxv(m): 2:16am On Dec 19, 2017
Buy her a mouth wash .
Romance / Re: Should Women Sleep With Their Husband's Corpses? by Marshalxv(m): 1:48am On Dec 19, 2017
What a weird question to ask
Romance / What Was I Supposed To Do? Close My Eyes? by Marshalxv(m): 1:45am On Dec 19, 2017
So I was going home yesterday around 5pm I was coming from a friend's place and decided to take a short cut after I dropped from the bike . I walked into this tiny road and the first thing that welcomed my eyes was a Lady of about 26years old sitting outside her house wearing a very short gown with no undies ,if not for my short sightedness I would've sworn I saw her lower chamber .

Coincidentally another girl coming from opposite direction saw the same thing and caught my eyes as I made to turn my face.
The foolish girl began pouring insults on me as if I was the one that asked the lady to put up a free viewing center .in her words "bross u no even dey shame u dey look woman nyash,u no fit tell her make she sit well,see as u fine com dey do this kind thing"I felt like entering the ground. What will you do if you find yourself in such position?
Romance / Re: Let's Be Real Ladies And Gentlemen by Marshalxv(m): 1:28am On Dec 19, 2017
Mine was her charisma and playful nature .So caring and intelligent.
To be frank,her ass was the first attraction .

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