Hoelific pussycat .

Ewa ati agege bread(beans and bread) .omi ewa

Last last this one go beg man to engage her even if na with wrist band,finger rosary or just tie rope for her finger when she don clock 50.

cruzita:
SEE AS D MAN JUST STAND STRAIGHT LIKE ELECTRIC POLE

Lol,that's because he's used to standing straight (at attention!)

Here's what's going on with ur girl. She's been lying to u about her being a virgin all these years,is she allows u access into her pot hole and you discover that the road to her temple is wide and gateless you'll feel disappointed and leave her,so the best thing for her is to continue with the "I'm not ready yet " lines while the other guy is oiling her engine countless times per day. .
On a second note,ur girl may truly be a virgin and not ready to receive your anointing now.


In conclusion, To be sure of ur stand,take a short and quick trip to her temple and see if any one has worshipped there b4.

efesodje:

Imagine the guy 5 years without sex
Oga you are not dating her. Na your church member be that

Lol,they even dey nack church member join self. na dem nack pass .

Angy55:

Arhhh, e must enter oo,
After all Nigerians generally love benjor(second) things.

Lol,that one be say we go dey get 12months warranty plus 6months of testing .

Haaa,make this thing no enter Nigeria o,some people go just dey marry fairy used thinking say na tear rubber.

fulaniHERDSman:


u spotted that too.
CKC Onitsha is an all male school. Crazy bloggers

Actually, some all male schools in Onitsha were turned to mixed school around 2006/7 ,metropolitan college, our lady's high school ckc etc. I don't know if it was later reversed, though some all female schools kicked against it.

Soji man,these girls thinks it's everybody they can play with. Lol,

Lala234:

Maybe I should keep throwing questions at her....like


What's your date of Birth?
Father's Name?
Mother's maiden name
Your permanent home address....
Does your father have a voters card?

Then we keep the discussion flowing?

Lol,be sure she'll never pick ur call again after these questions..

you can start by telling her u just called to hear her sweet voice ,that's after asking her about her day,her response will determine ur next flow ,tell her u always find yourself thinking of her and picturing her pretty face,then again she'll react to this. just keep flowing like that. say sweet and nice things to her

you don't have to say anything. Just use her number go play baba ijubu

Eminem any day any time.

Oyindidi:
You will come back begging for my food.

That's if he doesn't end up in the arms of another lady who gives him more food than he can consume.

pocohantas:

I'm not happy with my father. Send me 800k, I promise to tell you where to fall

Hmm,and I heard sex doll is 800k,hope it's not what I'm thinking.

Bross this na 5k investment na,your investment fit bring profit or lose.

E sure me die say na her internet u wan browse so no big deal,deposit the 5k and get ur dividend in a week time ,that's if u really know how to collect.

pocohantas:
Guys, whenever a 'random' babe tells you she is sad and it's personal. Apply caution

Let it remain personal, except you are prepared for whatever.

If you press further, once you hear " Can you do me a favour? I want some help from you..." Na you use your hand buy market o.

Very funny babe with good sense of humour. I'm kind of falling for u ,I just don't know the particular place to fall yet.

Whatever works for her. I must say ,I admire her patenting method.

Since you said the guy is ur real hommie bro,I'll advice you spill it out already.
No bitch is gonna Bleep with my real gee and get away with it!
friend over bitch!

Continue fooling yourself, you chose to bring your empty brain to 2018. keep paying o,I'll tell u wen to stop. oga payee

burner44:

no be hunger but wen i enta uniben i restructure my diet i bliv say nai make am

OK bro. Lecture me on the diet restructure, help a brother out. my own growth don dey on pause for long. i need to resume am.

burner44:

dont know how but wen i entered d university all of a sudden i started growing again

Lol,I'm happy for u bro,maybe na the hunger strike draw all the bone for ur body. abeg which school be that make me self follow u testify?

burner44:
No 6 is a lie i remember having a crush on a girl along the line she told me she wanted to date a tall guy and back then i was really short ( briefly summarized by nature) thank God my growth resumed and am 6 ft tall today

.

Lol, @ my growth resumed! How did you do it? I mean,which machine stretched you?

sacluxisback:


I be 8/10

u better go baff up dey there dey allow small girl dey deceive u ontop ur body odour .

It's a well planned situation, how can he be fucking her for 4 good years without thinking of marriage!
If he loves her ,he should go ahead and see her parents no big deal

Raiyell:


This is not about money. Both babes have better jobs than me and the new babe sef even has a car so I'm sure it is not the peanuts I earn they're after.

I am just wondering when I became such a desirable male

Bros no be money matter they dey talk now,na ur destiny and luck .

Jamariwolf4:
I don't have an answer to this your question. But I know for a fact that broke guys (less than 100k salary monthly) shud just stick to their vaseline.

I'll only take you serious if youll boldly repeat this same comment wen u turn 45 in ur father's house .

Jamariwolf4:
I laugh when I see University guys on 15k per month feeding from daddy want to enter into 'relationships'. I laugh really hard.



Young Ladies don't fall for their antics,

They want to chop you freely and when they graduate and make it, they forget you.


Follow matured men (from lecturers to guys around your school) with a nice ride (it doesn't have to be a Mercedes, just any nice ride) so they can take care of you and do all op listed.


University love Issa scam

PS : I didn't say married men ooooooo, edakun my hands is out from dah one ooo

This one don open her nyash for public ,ur parents sent u to school but u in ur small fish brain capacity turned it to an avenue to be servicing lecturers and old men around. well done o.

I can tell from that ur ancient lace material how well ur lecturers and older men are taking good care of you.

Lol,congrats bro Your side chick just got herself promoted!

That teacher should be rewarded for relieving those students from stress .

Preshy561:
thanks dear

you're most welcome. can I borrow you from your boyfriend for a while?lol

Preshy561:
so you have not stopped smoking

You're so pretty preshy