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DeSepiero:
The silliest thing you said was comparing $5,000 to N5,000. That's so damn f*cking stup!d. Jeez!

Go school yourself and remember to stay away from discussions beyond your level of understanding.

XxSabrinaxX:
Lol . I don't even care. If anyone insults me, I'm coming 4 dat person lol

Shelumiel:
You're just a lowlife

Vic2Ree:
James 1:26
If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person's religion is worthless.

XxSabrinaxX:
Did you, Shelumiel, just use the word "logic"? Did you? ROFLMAO
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Shelumiel, do you even know what logic means lol? You're hands down the most unintelligent individual I've ever had the displeasure of meeting on Nairaland. You don't engage in debates, the only thing you know how to do is spam threads with your trolling comments. Even if I was a christian, I'd be ashamed that you share the same beliefs with me; You're as braindead as braindead can be lol . 4 out of 5 flies prefer your mouth over sh!t. If autism speaks, Shelumiel you are actually shouting.
Please leave this thread while you still can before the full package of your stupidity is exposed to the public. Useless garbage of a human being lol.
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MJBOLT:

goals scored from direct free kicks since 2014

Messi 19

Juventus 18

Lyon,Roma,Real madrid 14

Bayern 13

Sampdoria,monaco and PSG 12

chelsea,liverpool and milan 11

CAPSLOCKED:
PEOPLE WILL BREAK UP OVER ANYTHING - FOOD, EGO, RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES, INFIDELITY, SEXUAL PERFORMANCE, MONEY, AND MANY OTHER SILLY STUFF, SO WHY SHOULD I NOT BREAK UP FOR A BOTTLE OF LEGEND?
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE 3 MILL. FOR THAT AMOUNT I CAN GO SINGLE FOR DECADES!

CAPSLOCKED:
BETTER TO END A RELATIONSHIP FOR A BOTTLE OF BEER, THAN END IT OVER AN ARGUMENT ABOUT JESUS AND HIS FAIRYTALES.

Rockyrascal:
Me!














It's been a good year

MuttleyLaff:
"I dont see a lesbian, I see a strong woman.
I see a "woman, where are those thine accusers? Has no one condemned you?" woman"
- by MuttleyLaff: 10:22am On Dec 29, 2018

I am not trying to make light of the ordeal or commonize it nor being insensitive to the pain and wound that's still very much fresh but honestly, c'est la vie. It is sad, we don't all take personal responsibility for ourselves and it is doubly sad when we are taken advantage of

Sexual assault, as we all know it, is unwanted and unlawful sexual intercourse period. In the case of adults, it is any sexual contact with someone, when a person, male or female, touches another person sexually without their consent, and touching can be done with any part of the body or with an object. It essentially is, when a person is coerced or physically forced to engage in sex against their will. I remember on Dec 29, 2018, as clear as day, saying, I see you as a strong woman that you are and that's was from knowing that you are a beautiful, fearless, feisty, tough and strong survivor.

"Listen! I am sending you out just like sheep to a pack of wolves.
You must be as cautious as snakes and as gentle as doves."
- Matthew 10:16

Most people, really aren't who they say they are and that's why I wish people look like their true personalities because, take for example, the "born again married boss" that is a wolf among sheep. He didn't appear as a wolf in wolf's clothing but came as a wolf in sheep's clothing. Now blaming the wolf isnt going to help the sheep much. The sheep taking cognizance of Matthew 10:16 above, must learn not to fall into the clutches of the wolf

"Every test that you have experienced is the kind that normally comes to people.
But God keeps his promise, and He will not allow you to be tested beyond your power to remain firm;
at the time you are put to the test, He will give you the strength to endure it, and so provide you with a way out."
- 1 Corinthians 10:13

Is this a rhetorical question?

If we are to ask, "why me?" about bad things, then we equally, should also ask, "why me?" about the good things that's happened over, in our lives, so if to counter "WHY ME?" with WHY NOT YOU?, then obviously, it's purely because as in 1 Corinthians 10:13 above, you could handle it.

MuttleyLaff:
Intriguingly asked, what chronic illness since birth that scientifically has no cure is this?

Michellekabod1 certain things are usually done in tandem. Also one doesnt go to the baker asking for a block of brick instead of a loaf of bread

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"You don't have enough faith," Jesus told them.
"I tell you the truth, if you had faith even as small as a mustard seed,
you could say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it would move.
Nothing would be impossible."
- Matthew 17:20

It isnt "...faith more than a mountain..." but correctly, it is faith the size of a mustard seed.

Have you ever at all, seen a mustard seed before? There above is a picture of one and the correct reading is "... if you have faith the size of a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, "Move from here to there," and it will move..." Now, are you familiar with hyperbole(s) and understand them?. Well Michellekabod1, that statement by Jesus is constructed as a hyperbole, it used extreme exaggeration to make a point and show emphasis. If I say, I am so hungry, I can eat a whole horse. You dont really believe, I can eat a whole horse, do you but you do get from statement, my point of how ravenously hungry I am

"¹⁸Then Jesus asked, “What is the kingdom of God like? To what can I compare it?
¹⁹It is like a mustard seed that a man tossed into his garden.
It grew and became a tree, and the birds of the air nested in its branches.”…"
- Luke 13:18-19

"³⁰Jesus said, "How can I describe the Kingdom of God? What story should I use to illustrate it?
³¹It is like a mustard seed planted in the ground. It is the smallest of all seeds,
³²but it becomes the largest of all garden plants; it grows long branches, and birds can make nests in its shade.""
- Mark 4:30-32

“³¹The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed that a man planted in his field.
³²Although it is the smallest of all seeds, yet it grows into the largest of garden plants
and becomes a tree, so that the birds of the air come and nest in its branches.”
- Matthew 13:31-32

Jesus, also used mustard seeds as a hyperbole elsewhere, and that's in a parable. Luke 13:18-19, Mark 4:30-32 and Matthew 13:31-32, above, is where and how He used mustard seeds in a parable. Now, there's that certain knowledgeability by Mark, who knows, birds cant possibly build nests on mustard plant branches but do nest in its shade, however the extreme exaggeration in Luke 13:18-19 and Matthew 13:31-32 were not only used to make a point but also were used, to accentuate the point, that faith is powerful and faith grows from small beginnings to beyond the realm of reason unimaginable great happenings.

Who says you wasnt and/or havent being healed? Who says your healing hasnt been sanctioned?
Michellekabod1, it is with a heavy heart I am reading and responding to your post. I see a lot of familiarity of the knowledge of the bible in your comments and worrisomely see your vast swathes of lack of understanding the information in and/or knowledge of the bible.

Michellekabod1, do you know the potential of an acorn oaknut seed?
In that acorn oaknut seed, are furnitures for a home, like beds to sleep in, chairs or settees to sit and relax in, dinning tables to eat on, is the scaffolding planks for building a home, is a tree that birds will build nests in, is wood to make coffins with, you get the drift as the list goes on

Everything needed on earth is in a seed. Keep this in mind, because I am going to refer back to it and talk more about it, when responding to you next and immediately below

How and in what circumstances, did your health hinder you from studying abroad, when as you stated, you secured two admissions to study in Europe?

Aside you wondering, why what you saw on TV never occurred to those you know personally, have you also ever considered that, you might be the cause behind that, that it is you, withholding that healing?
Do you know what you would have learnt, if you had gone on that course, to study medicine?

Remember you secured two admissions to study medicine, two admissions to study in Europe?. Do you know the symbolic meaning of that number two in the context of your narrative? The two "admissions to study in Europe", the repetition is a guidance, advice or information aimed at telling you, to pay attention. That is why it is repeated twice. The repetition was encouraging you to build on faith and trust wholeheartedly in a latent supernatural ability you already have and residing in you, as a seed, that requires growing from and by going to medical school. Somehow you didnt figure this out, so did not follow on and follow through on it, now the miracle and healing is still inside that "seed". Its possibly you, from not going on to study medicine after securing two admissions in Europe, that's kept and still is keeping the world waiting on and waiting for this miracle and healing to happen.

The world has rules it obeys and abides by, and so everything happens within the rules, even miracles that Ranchhoddas is fascinated over it too is no exception, as it as well, happens within the rules. Checkmark that rules are obeyed and abide by, then Walla! Miracle happens

Now, you should appreciate and be getting to understand the reason why Jesus often uses hyperboles and especially with faith inconjunction with the mustard seed. My intention is not to set you off on a guilt trip, so I apologise in advance, if I have come across, being hard on you, direct, honest and brutal with the truth to you, especially moreso in what can be construed to be, revealing unpalatable facts to you.

Michellekabod1:
Healing
I have battled with a chronic illness since birth that scientifically have no cure. I have been prayed for the umpteenth time by men of God,prayer warriors, infact i even had the handkerchief blessed by a VERY POPULAR MAN OF GOD in Nigeria placed on me. My health got no better at all. Saying i had faith more than a mountain is an understatement,so why wasnt i healed? My health hindered me from studying medicine abroad when i secured two admissions to study in Europe.
Also, i realised i never knew anybody personally that got healed of any ailment. Nah! It nevers exceeds the television. I have known people with ailments that are christians and born agains despite a devotion to God. I often wondered why what i saw in the TV never occured to those i knew personally

Earthbound:
I love women who can dress modestly and still look hot.





But don't be deceived. When you see a very voluptuous woman such as this running back to Jesus, there's a serious, underlying problem.

Pearl05:
I got what your saying but I think .....

It's either your friend and you are broke dudes for you to lament about 8k or that you don't place much valve on your ex- girlfriend, 8k only. Next time tell the friend to bet #50k -#100k if he meant business.


Now listen, any friend that can go to the extent of sleeping with your girlfriend in the name of bet is best tagged enemy. He can do same with your wife, sister, daughter, aunt, mother, mother -in- law or even your she-goat.


There is a limit to every thing. What stopped him from getting chat or text evidence of her willingness to sleep with him? But he actually did the do. To me that is gross. You are better off without that friend.




But above all things the babe is not worth keeping except on friends with benefit basis no mutual commitment where every party knows what is on the table for him or her.

Belafonte:
Girls are saying you did a stupid thing because they would have failed the test, themselves.

Putting money on your girlfriend is the height of trust. Think about it, should a right-thinking not be happy that you trust her enough to bet on her fidelity?

Hoes everywhere getting butthurt cos they don't want to be put on the spot. They're trying to discourage guys from doing this. So fûcking predictable.

donmelinga:
God works when the doctors are tired. This is one of such cases

Giftysteve:
She should take it to God in prayer. Nothing is impossible with God.

spartan117:
So sad I feel for her

But the beautiful thing is that there is still hope for her because there is power in the name of Jesus!

Kingsleydr:
Africans are they laziest set of people intellectually, they hardly make research, they just love to follow the crowd and all they're concerned about is how to make money with their empty heads and zero innovative skills . You wonder why ritual killings and religion thrives in Africa. We are the cum of this earth , removing Africa from the map of the world would be a very nice thing for the rest of the world .

Jayslicky:
You're just a kid, I knew you were going to resort to insults, won't you go to sleep, you may wake up late tomorrow morning and your teacher may flog you.