₦airaland Forum

joshuaidibia:
I sight you. GREAT dy/dx

KendrickAyomide:
Who can Solve that problem on the board?

BlackSaints:
you bully women so that you can have your way with them. lol you are not that bright Mr Ubunja

CAPSLOCKED:
MADAM EVEN YOUR SONS WHENEVER YOU'LL HAVE THEM WILL HAVE THEIR MANLY PARTS TOUCHED BY WOMEN MISTAKENLY.
UNLIKE NONSENSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU MOST MEN DON'T LIKE TO PULL CROWDS OVER SUCH MATTERS.

MONTHS AGO A FIGHT LIKE THIS STARTED IN FRONT OF ME. WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT THEY BOTH ABUSED EACHOTHER VERBALLY OVER A VERY MINOR ISSUE ON THE ATM QUEUE, NEXT THIS OLDER LADY SLAPPED THE YOUNG BOY AND THINGS STARTED TO GET SERIOUS.
SEEING THE CROWD GATHERING AUNTY CHANGED IT O THAT THE BOY GROPED HER FROM BEHIND.. I WAS SHOCKED CUS I WAS AT ONE CORNER OBSERVING ALL THROUGH AND THE CLOSEST THESE TWO PEOPLE GOT WAS JUST THE SLAP.
I HAD TO SAVE THE BOY FROM BEING LYNCHED BY THE ANGRY CROWD AND ALMOST GOT THE JEZEBEL ARRESTED. I WAS PAINED FOR WEEKS.

THIS LONG POST IS TO INFORM READERS THAT QUICK JUDGEMENT IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT AND TERRIBLE BITTER WOMEN (AND MEN) ARE OUT THERE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WHO TO DISGRACE AND FRUSTRATE.

Starboytwo:
Times are hard, but Nigerians are good people..


Fix match people will come now

Capensis:
Gentlemen,

Ishilove is just one of the very many aggressive women out there, who have so much gamma energy in them due to your failure to 'tame' them seductively. I can not for any reason condescend so low to exchange words with a woman. They are our wives, our daughters, and our mothers.

I blame the man in her life for making her so aggressive because he has not made enough love to her to quench this aggression, which is just a feedback loop from excessive adrenaline secretions. Multiple orgasms would have generated enough sex hormones to neutralize this aggression. It is not her fault, it is our fault as men, for not doing it right to quench this aggression and I think you will aggree with me when I say, Ishilove is not the only victim of lack of enough orgasm. There are very many other unfuccked women like her.

So, please I will write a little template on how to tame the Lioness in 'Case Studies' like Ishilove:

Setting:

Place: Bedroom with a massage table readied.
Temperature: 23 Degrees
Sound: 2 Bluetooth wireless Boombox (Surround Sound preferably BlueRay)
Music: Boombox 1 - Jazz @ 15 decibels
Boombox 2 - 7.83Hz Binaural for Earth grounding @ 12 decibels.
Both sounds will mix to produce a sedating effect as if the lady is on crack-cocaine laced on cannabis sativa.
Lighting: Blue and Red Incandescent Light that mixes to produce Green in a dark room.
Tools: 3 Vibrators, 1 Love Machine, Massage Oil, Rosemary Candle.
Time: 2hrs.

Process: Let the Ishilove, steam for 15 minutes, run cold water through the body and clean up, lay her on the massage table for 5 minutes, get her just a glass of wine, not more, not less. Let the music, the temperate, the dark green room give her the necessary sedated effect.

Then place one vibrator in-between her thigh, one each nipple. And set it to vibrate at the lowest. Use the Love Machine, first to engage. Be creative there, cos although I can actually teach you the strategy on how to use, it is too graphic for the kids who might stumble on this.

Take is slow,but ensure she has at least 20 Orgasms within the 2 hours, then you can begin your sexual explorations as a man for the next 1hr or 2.

When you are through, walk her to the bathtub, and bath with her and keep her in warm embrace then clean her up and lay her on bed. Ensure you lie with her and 'pretend' to sleep along with her.

When she falls asleep. Sneak out and go to the club and be with the guys and get BJ from a slay queen and return soon enough to ensure she thinks you were with her all along. BUT if she finds out you went out, tell her a story that touches the Soul. How a friend of yours had so a terrible experience with the police and you had to go bail him out.

Learn to lie, it is a part of the game. BE A MAN, MASTER THE GAME.

EmpresFIDEL:
I thought you are intelligent from your previous post, you don't need to type this and think is funny.

Simplep:
Billionaire indeed,send me 50k na

ImaIma1:
you have miss road

Richdad50:
A certain Man called John G. Lake in the early 20th century in South Africa would hold specimen of very deadly viruses in his palm and when checked under the microscope, they were all dead. They asked how and he told them it was the fire of the holy spirit living in him does not permit the growth of disease.
There is also an incredible power in the holy communion. I have used the symbolism of the bread and wine to wreck the power of disease in my life and family.

#Richdad

ImaIma1:
My husband is the most intelligent person I know. Really intelligent and knowledgeable in many fields.

earthsync:
10. Yes thanks to iPhone it has helped those in Nigeria who suffer from poverty stricken mentality gain a sense of belonging. This apple logoed overpriced phone has helped boost the self esteem of some youths in Nigeria.

fayded:
baboon. go and check ur dictionary. "bested" is a word.
all this piss-poor vocabulary- raped underdeveloped English teachers.
Lookat the way he said medical student..
it's like u wrote jamb for mbbs numerous times and was rejected.
oponu

lookatew:
hmmm..

As Nigerians, we owe it to ourselves to always tell eachother the truth, and not just write anything to drive traffic to our blogs.

The only reasonable and practical way to prepare for JAMB within 3 weeks (from scratch) and hope to have a high score, is to join a tutorial (lesson) where you are assured that you will be given authentic "expo" (mgbo, bullet, result text, etc) on the day of your exam.

If u are writing JAMB and u've nt started reading by now, try read o, bt also go join "sure lesson". Do ur best. If u fail, its not the end of the world, go and learn handwork.

University education in Nigeria is grossly over-rated, people wey learn handwork and professional courses dey hammer pass graduates.

Namaste

AntiBrutus:
Where Joy and Temmy dey now?
I hope they haven't gotten dickstracted or relegated to the kitchen and other room?

ubunja:
lol
it should read: but I want to change him

A woman's love is a changing love. She wants to change you, to impact your life in a positive way. If you are perfect you're impossible to love. But if you're hard to change you're hard to ignore because apparently you are desirable. It's a very peculiar mindset.
and dangerous too.

ubunja:
your first love will always be your true love. I think.

once you fvck around and see women for who they are you have been ruined. ignorance is bliss. love is better when you know very little about women.

ubunja:
I'm hurt when I see men created to dominate the world being dominated by something as small as pussy.

i write to make men get an accurate estimate of how much pussy is worth: which is NOTHING.

Kalatium:
ubunja wow this is the best thread you've written so far... You really edited this thread lol

ubunja:
Agreed. Niceness is a losing game. Unless you're dealing with your mother

ubunja:
feel free to visit the Business Section.

BeLookingIDIOT:
I sometimes wonder who on earth could be as intelligent as I am...this is no exagerration!
I could worship such a human if I found one.

okoroemeka:
Back then in my secondary school year,there's this guy in my class we call him scientist,when we are still in ss1 ,the guy took waec/jamb and got admission into unizik (computer engineering)and we are still entering ss2,the guy later came back and wrote the school waec with us and got the whole 9 subjects A1,but I don't wish to be him,the guy is so brilliant and brainy that his head is deformed like an extraterrestrial and he is just one step away from being an slowpoke.