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Emmannn101:
Your fact is just baseless,,all fingers are not equal.... Well, its because their ways are devilish, that's why they can't help.....

Lol. If you thinking that people not owing your anything is baseless then you need to grow up and knock off that childish sense of entitlement. All fingers are not equal doesn't mean that you are entitled to anything from anyone.

If the poor masses want to be rich or at least want a good standard of living that will last for generations, they must do the following :
1) Stop giving birth to children that they can't comfortably take care of.
2) Work hard and leave religion and clergymen to the trash bin. Poor people need to dread religion and clergymen more than those that are rich and religious. Off your knees and up your feet.
3) Take politics seriously and vote with sense. You cannot be complaining of poverty while voting APC or PDP and you expect anyone to take your ordeals seriously. Also, poor people should vote rightly and take away tribalism from politics. It's naive to think that because a candidate is from your tribe/home town, he will have your best interest at heart.
4) Take education, the acquisition of knowledge and the creation of jobs/platforms for human capital to flourish seriously. Bling bling on instagram is not what will build your society.

A Nigerian lady is currently under fire while thanking God for delivering her from the habit of smoking.

With her boobs almost spilling out of her bra, the lady was heard dishing out words of encouragement to those who are still in the habit.

EvilMetahuman:
There are thousands of rich sadio manes in nigeria. We don't need politicians to do small stuff like this.

Only problem is, instead of doing what mane did, they would rather use their money to oppress the poor or donate it to church and mosques.

They contribute heavily to build mega churches and mosque with zero impact on people.

The one that do it is probably looking for political post.


Change in orientation of nigerians generally will go a long way.

The rich don't owe anyone their money and they can do what they like with their money. Why don't poor people hold their leaders accountable instead?

AngryNigerian22:
but you decide to stick your nose where it didn't belong

I was talking to ubunja. You should learn to mind your business dude.

AngryNigerian22:
Excuse me. was i posting to you? you need to mind your business dude

I was referring to ubunja not you. You need to mind your business dude.

ubunja:
so cute makes it OK?

The anaconda is also cute. So we must all now go hug it?

Don't mind AngryNigerian22. Tigers and mountain lions are cute as well.

Lol. Possible plot twist: the initial story might actually be true but the department exercised their authority to bring up this damage control.

Hell no. Stay away Pogba.

Naijatask:
True talk. I can even use buhari for rituals if na the only way to leave naija

The gods said I should tell you beforehand that you should not try that rough play. Buhari is not worth it and his blood and flesh are unacceptable to the gods and they will only contaminate their holy ground.

For proper sacrifice, the gods recommend UyaiIncomparabl, Ishilove, XxSabrinaxX, biacan, NwanyiAwkaetiti or funmisticqueen. Bring any of these as sacrifice to the gods and the gods shall help you leave the country.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Be like say na suicide deh control everywhere now o!
You sure say me sef no go follow drink this sniper?
Na to just add for my early morning custard remain o!
Make I rush go buy am before 'Aboki' close abeg.

I think the OP just needs a major credit alert to wipe away strife from his life.

I have already added the sniper to my Pepsi and I plan to wash down my gala with it. I just waiting for you to take your snipered custard, you know its ladies first. See you at the other side.

Do you have children? If you have children, then you need to sit up and take care of your children. Be there for your children and double your hustle. Besides, how can you tell your wife that you want to commit suicide? It unserious and quite a let down. You should have just told her that "you are FEELING suicidal" instead of "you are PLANNING to commit suicide."

If you have children, don't quit. They need you. You brought them into this world and it's your responsibility to be there for them. Besides, I don't know the full story behind your life. What do you mean by bad luck in your wife?

He needs to lose weight and he needs to shave. He looks like Pete Edochie.

Very touching.

Guys : ubunja, Tozara, CAPSLOCKED, HopefulLandlord, HardMirror, Hahn and Auduku

Girls : Lepasharon and Ishilove.

mvem:
...you as a Utd fan where do you stand... Why did you leave utd thread ...you never understand the kind of mess Utd are presently in

Who told you I am a man utd fan? Just asking.

mvem:
..please if you are a utd fan cover yourself in shame ....utd has never attained 97 points in there club history ever

But Man United has more Premier League titles than the club that got 97points. Which one is better? Get your priorities right. To make matters worse, you guys where leading Man Utd by many titles but you guys bottled that up just like you bottled your seven point lead. Cover yourself in shame.

fecta:
Go back to your Man Utd match

Hurray! Man City are the champions. Liverpool, the club that never wins anything despite coming close, has taken second place.

Final whistle. Man City are the champions.

This thread suddenly became cold. Liverpool fans are downtrodden.

When Man City where down by a goal and Mane had scored, Loserpool fans thought they were up to something but Man City gave them

Man City has scored a fourth goal. Gundogan scores a free kick! 4 - 1!

Liverpool fans now

Man City has gotten a third goal. Mahrez has scored.

3 - 1! HOPE CITY WINS. Pep has done greatly and must be rewarded. I wish he won the quadriple.

Man City is leading.

Liverpool fans right now.

Ole Gunner Solskjær is like a girlfriend that washes the plates, does the chores and keeps the house in order unfailingly during dating/courtship but relaxes, becomes very lazy and gets fat once she gets married. For goodness sake, what are Valencia and Young still doing at Old Trafford? Players that refused to challenge themselves, improve themselves and got stuck in their comfort zones after Alex Ferguson left. How can two people who had so much potential to good wingers settle for wing back? They also suck at being wing backs and they can't cross properly. They just relaxed in their comfort zone and kept receiving fat pay. When Jose Mourinho complained about his players, people bashed Mourinho. These guys are not world class players.

Goal!!!

Man City scores a corner.

Man City have equalised. Aguero scores!!! Man City equalises in less than two minutes.

Man City fans now.

TheArranger:
I don't know if these spiritualists often hear themselves when they talk. I've just been cracking up reading this thread .

Big ups to tintingz & XxSabrinaXx. They're really taking that guy to school Lol.

Back in the days, I used to very patient but I just grew tired. I remember Paxonel, a supposed christian, telling me that witchcraft doesn't exist. How can you claim to be a christian and not believe in witchcraft? He later claimed that according to the bible, God does not answer prayers. He also said that if you earnestly wish for something, then you have prayed. That's prayer to him. Instead of these people to admit that their beliefs are bullcrap, they try to twist and redefine to conform with reality and moral norms which makes them all the more stupid.

A muslim lady, after hearing the part of the quran that says men should scourge their wives, she said, surprisingly, that "scourge" can be interpreted differently and it could mean "to deprive your wife good privileges." So absurd. I wonder if they ever listen to themselves to grasp how ridiculous they sound when they keep twisting and redefining their absurd beliefs to suit obvious realities, scientific truths and moral norms that are contrary to their holy book. They could have just been sincere to simply say that their beliefs are absurd.

selemo:
Apart from the story of Adam and Eve in the book of Genesis in the old testament of the Holy Bible,written by the male hegemonists, it has been scientifically proven that man was formed from woman. Not the other way round. Since every baby in the first 7 weeks of pregnancy is female. A male child is formed if only the Y chromosomes exist otherwise all babies would have been girls. It was also discovered that the Y chromosomes which determine the male sex was formed from the female X chromosomes by mutation or evolution. The female clitoris formed the penis, while the labia and ovaries formed the scrotum and testes respectively at the 7^th week of pregnancy.
However have you forgotten that the oldest human fossil remain was a lady called LUCY.
Men are just Women in another form.
So therefore every child should bear the name of his/her mother as surname not father.
Men should leave their parents to stick to their wives not the other way round as it is been practiced now.
Men hijack these rights from them because of their strength.

The reason sugarbelly gave is different from this and it reeks of the entitlement mentality. Had she given this reason, she might have had a case.

tintingz:
And Calcium is Ogun.

Uranium is Esu. Stay away from Esu.

His stupid wife wanted to divorce him because of an accusation that has no evidence. She didn't even know what her husband is capable of despite living with him for years. Shows she has been looking for an opportunity to reap the benefits of a divorce.

Chamber2000:
Update : Shola is here and she is explaining to me That a man has no right to demand for transport money from his girlfriend because it will seem as if she is paying for sex.

I'm thinking of what to tell Shola

As Shola is explaining to you, you are typing and posting on nairaland, right?

A surrogate mum and prostitute are cheaper and better than having a wife in the long run. With a wife, you will :

1) spend on her during dating,
2) spend a lot on wedding (because women are crazy about weddings and like to be the center of the universe during weddings),
3) spend on her and your children in meeting their basic needs.
4) you will keep spending on her for the rest of your life even though she has lost her sexual value and attractiveness all because she is a wife.
5) You are limited to one woman all the days of your life even when she hits the wall and loses her sexual value and attractiveness. You also dare not cheat.
6) You can't have sex when you want because she might be tired and you are in a position where you are subject to a woman because you want to have sex with her.
7) You are living, for life, with someone that loves you for what you can provide and will not hesitate to loath you when things get hard. If a higher bidder is available, she leaves you cold.

But with a surrogate mother and prostitutes,

1) no money to waste in the name of dating. You can use that money and invest in yourself and children.
2) No money spent on a flamboyant wedding to please someone who will like to be the centre of the universe on that day and no money spent on bride price. You can use that money to invest in yourself and children.
3) you can have sex whenever you want for a few bucks and the money you will spend on prostitutes in your life is way way lesser than what you will spend on a woman in the name of dating, "providing for her," buying her shoes, clothes, phones and jewelries for the rest of your life all because she is a wife even though she will still lose her sexual value and attractiveness. Just use protection and you are fine.
4) No body to disrespect, insult and abandon you during hard times and fill you with anger and sadness on realising that all your immense sacrifices in the relationship for her were all for nothing.
5) You get to have your children appreciate you and no jezebel is there to poison their minds against you.
6) You are free to smash any young fresh blood without the fear of any wife finding out.
7) You are likely to afford good things because there is no one draining them and you can train your kids properly.
8] You will employ a nanny but as soon as you children are old enough in a few years to keep themselves safe around the house and get things done by themselves, the nanny can go. The money you will spend on a nanny is way less than that you will spend on wife. To make matters worse, a wife stays for the rest of your life.