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RomanceRe: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Marvyx(m): 4:25pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
But what happens if my future husband ends up with a curved joystick? Shouldn't I be prepared for such a situation?
A curved joystick is not a death sentence for you or your future hubby. It's absolutely normal and can be medically corrected in extreme cases. Someone had earlier mentioned it. Most times, it even gets corrected on its own. You can read up about it.

That being said, young lady I'll reemphasize that you stay away from Pre-Marital Sex please. That everyone does it doesn't make it right. There's joy and honour in staying pure. Have respect for your body and your God who derives joy in seeing you pure. Good luck.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend's Joystick Is Strange by Marvyx(m): 3:03pm On Apr 29, 2020
MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.
How about you stay away from Pre-Marital Sex and give that body to your husband?? It'll save you a whole lot of headache.
RomanceRe: Why Has Some Ladies Turned Relationship Into A Poverty Alleviation Scheme? by Marvyx(m): 3:12pm On Apr 27, 2020
Adams011:
She came back again begging me to forgive her , she said frustration made her say all what she said
Something still tells me you'll accept her back. Will you??
RomanceRe: Why Has Some Ladies Turned Relationship Into A Poverty Alleviation Scheme? by Marvyx(m): 11:28am On Apr 26, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Better tell him
Your sorry type is why men will continue to degrade ladies on NL and offline. Please change your mindset for the good of yourself and your future daughters.
LiteratureRe: Amazon Kindle Publishing: Gateway to Financial Freedom by Marvyx(m): 2:33am On Apr 22, 2020
Ikpemalueziokwu:
It barely 3 weeks I started the online class on whatsapp. Today, my students have started earning. I feel so proud. More coming...
Hello, please I've always wanted to monetize my writing skills. Can I send you a message on WhatsApp too?
Christianity EtcRe: Dealing With The Coronavirus As A Christian: What You Must Know by Marvyx(m): 8:11am On Apr 05, 2020
Dunno about other Christians, but I want the rapture to happen. Let this hustle, fighting and struggles come to an end.

Fact check - - - - > Do you know many atheist will run back to Nairaland to search through threads when the rapture happens?? I would have loved to see the comments they will make that time but tufia.. I won't miss the first flight. cheesy

When it's all been said and done, may we be with him eternally.
CareerRe: Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria And How Much They Pay by Marvyx(m): 9:03pm On Apr 04, 2020
bonnyhope:
Ordinary people are getting it buhh you have to be very good and sound to pass their aptitude test
They rarely publicise recruitment but people get in every day. That's what I mean.
CareerRe: Highest Paying Jobs In Nigeria And How Much They Pay by Marvyx(m): 6:41pm On Apr 04, 2020
The great question is how do a common man without connection at all get to work in these places?
FamilyRe: Coronavirus Giveaway Thread by Marvyx(m): 3:59pm On Mar 28, 2020
Aurelius1:
Sorry bro, I'm just seeing your post. I don't have access to the email I used in opening this account anymore. You can reach me through my real email : sagayt@gmail.com
Alright then.
FamilyRe: Coronavirus Giveaway Thread by Marvyx(m):
Thane:
Omo, just went through it too. People are really suffering. God bless as you help him sir
I've been waiting for his DM since. Prices in foodstuffs are really increasing astronomically in Delta here. The earlier one stocks, the better.
FamilyRe: Coronavirus Giveaway Thread by Marvyx(m): 3:27pm On Mar 27, 2020
Aurelius1:
Please I am interested in this garri. I am in Sapele. How can I get it ?
Hello Sir,
I've gone through your previous thread and you look like you could really need some help. Send me a DM and let me see what I can do by His Grace.
FamilyRe: Coronavirus Giveaway Thread by Marvyx(m): 11:13am On Mar 27, 2020
A bucket of Garri... Location - Asaba.. The little I can afford now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by Marvyx(m): 6:38pm On Mar 23, 2020
Heineken:
don't worry I've saved your details. I'll check back.. Now it's showing An internal server error occurred. Exactly what it showed when I checked for someone yesterday before it opened. Don't worry it'll open
Bro, Help me with the med fitness report. Marvywisdom@gmail.com. Thanks
EducationRe: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by Marvyx(m): 12:36pm On Mar 22, 2020
vivalavida:
Really wish I could help u. Just be on LinkedIn and network. Something might pop up. Try to learn other skills too
Thanks man. I really appreciate your response. Since you're doing what I wish to do, I was wondering if you could point out one or two things to me. I'll like to send you a PM, if you don't mind. It's okay by me if you'll find it uncomfortable.
EducationRe: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by Marvyx(m): 11:27pm On Mar 21, 2020
vivalavida:
Studied microbiology

Presently heading the microbiology unit of the quality control department of a pharmaceutical production company
Hello Sir, I'm also a Microbiologist too. 2.1. I'm done with NYSC and I want to practice. I did my IT in a the quality control department on drugs and I really love it. I'll be really grateful if you could link me up. Thanks.
RomanceRe: JOHNSON SULEMAN , What God Told Me About Corona Virus (video) by Marvyx(m): 8:58am On Mar 18, 2020
Even atheists will shout amen.

It's amazing how the whole world turns to God in time of crisis. I watched '2012' yesterday and I could not but help to imagine what the world would look like when the rapture happens.

Chaos everywhere, confusion, tears, it's not a joyous sight to behold. Remember your creator now people and draw near to him!!!

While we prepare for His second coming, no plague shall come near our dwelling!! Amen.
FoodRe: Chinese Restaurant in Lagos Condemns Closure by FG, Says Gov't Lied Against It by Marvyx(m): 8:56am On Mar 16, 2020
Something is fishy. They are not innocent.
RomanceRe: . by Marvyx(m): 6:56pm On Mar 15, 2020
Mehn.. That guy is really enslaved by demons. He needs real deliverance of the spirit and mind to break free. It's too bad that you can't help in that area. Because you too are enslaved. The best thing is to confront him at least, he'll know you want to help or severe all ties with him.
Christianity EtcRe: All Nigeria Satanist Lets Meet Here. by Marvyx(m): 3:50pm On Mar 15, 2020
alhaji04:
This is an old thread I just stumbled on, but then pls keep your silly advice to yourself and to your church members.

SATAN is evil and I should not allow myself to be used by him, but I should allow myself to be used by your yahweyhuh right? and who told you that Satan is evil? please can you prove it? and don't tell me the bible say so, because even you cannot prove that the bible is error free. I have been a satanist since 2011 Dec. and I can tell you more of what you don't know.
You sound so angry. What do you have against Yahweh??
SportsRe: Jurgen Klopp: Atletico Don't Play Proper Football by Marvyx(m): 7:06am On Mar 12, 2020
Kai. This champions league is getting too predictive now. Only Bayern and Barca I'll watch out for. I'll be surprised if anything less becomes the outcome.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: INEC Recruitment 2020. How To Apply by Marvyx(m):
PastorandMentor:
OK everyone. I just collected the questions.
Not difficult but cool.
Drop your email and I'll send it straight to you.
Gmail is fine
Jobs/VacanciesRe: INEC Recruitment 2020. How To Apply by Marvyx(m): 8:36am On Feb 29, 2020
leadborn:
Damn! So should I register with my call up number since I won't get my discharge certificate till after POP on Thursday? What do you suggest?
Better than doing nothing in my opinion.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: INEC Recruitment 2020. How To Apply by Marvyx(m): 8:23am On Feb 29, 2020
leadborn:
Hello house, please when is the deadline for Inec registration? I need this information because I'm a serving corps member scheduled for POP/NYSC discharge certificate on Thursday.
It's ending tomorrow
PoliticsRe: Lagos Embarks On “Operation Show Your Planning Permit” (photos) by Marvyx(m): 5:33pm On Feb 26, 2020
Wickedfacts:
People need to obtain these permits for their own safety. The soil type of Lagos particularly the island requires absolute carefulness in building in order to avoid collapse.

Go to Gbagada, Soluyi side. You would see 4 storey buildings sinking. Newly built blocks of flats sinking without the owners being able to make a single kobo.
The sad thing is that You think they care about your building or they care about revenue generation??
Christianity EtcRe: "Don't Bleach Your Skin" - Apostle Suleman Warns Ladies, Men (Video) by Marvyx(m): 9:43am On Feb 25, 2020
I love this man. Always speaking the truth no matter whose ox is gored.
Science/TechnologyRe: Video Of A Manatee Dragged Along The Road In Niger Delta Region Sparks Outrage . by Marvyx(m): 9:09am On Feb 25, 2020
Godsfavour78:
if possible I will even use grenade launcher on the rat. I hate this animal so much since I was a kid I remember driving nail through the skull of a rat caught in rat gum and it started bleeding from the nose and mouth and eyes and ears. I also burnt out the eyes of another one with matches.

Just last week I saw a weakened rat outside my house I buried it alive.
cheesy grin grin
FamilyRe: I Always Watch Porn Video And Masturbate Please I Need Your Advice To Stop by Marvyx(m): 3:02pm On Feb 23, 2020
deltaboyo1:
I always watch porn video and masturbate after finish doing that I always regret and I will promise God and myself that I won't do that in my life other day or week I now judge in my life that it is not a sin and go back to it again please I really need your help please
Hi Bro, go to sexuality section in romance section you'll find like minds who are determined to break free. You might find the strength you need. Some of us have overcome it. Cheers.
FamilyRe: . by Marvyx(m):
Abortion is murder. No two ways about it. Some mistakes lasts for a lifetime, you just have to live with it. The way you brought the child can be a mistake but the child himself isn't a mistake.

I hope you find the strength to pull through.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Guys, Am I A Seer Or Prophet Now? by Marvyx(m): 7:06pm On Feb 16, 2020
Mymynd4u:
How
Assuming what you narrated is true, somehow you've tapped into a portal that opened you into the realm beyond this 3dimension wherein time and distance are no important factors or let's just say that you're a prophet by default.

Mind you, not everyone born with prophetic gifts open churches. Some might just be your next door neighbour but know everything about your life - what has happened and what will happen.

If you train yourself either by the Holy Spirit (highly recommended) or by another spirit, you will truly be advantaged. Imagine how knowing what will happen before time and how that could entirely shape your life.

Anyway to enter that realm requires a whole lot of discipline and training which few people are willing to go through.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Guys, Am I A Seer Or Prophet Now? by Marvyx(m): 3:11pm On Feb 16, 2020
Actually if what you are saying is true, you have an advantage already over the mortal or ordinary man. Too bad you may not take it seriously.

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