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Rubbish and lame excuse...

reading this is like drinking garri with plenty sand inside...wetin be this? go school dem say no...kai!

this is not too pleasing to look @ this is not too pleasing to look @

Realitycheck007:
Good day,

Good people of nairaland, I am new to the thread so please bear my mishaps. Nairaland was Introduced to me by a colleague of mine at the office yesterday. So i said i should seek your advice on an issue bothering me.. Back to the topic.

Name withheld, My fiancee has been my girl for over 4 months now, and by early next year am thinking of taking it to the alter by God's grace but here is the problem....

On 3 or 4 occasions i have invited her to spend the night at my place, she do agrees but the problem is she over sleeps. She would sleep from 11 till 7am, A working class lady. I dunno how to tell her again, Cause i told her jokingly she laughed about it and said Is It my sleep. Imagine marrying her and she wakes by 7 or 8, Were is the time to take care of our kids nd d home I.E, Preparing breakfast and bathing the kids and also preparing for her work hour..... Please Nairalanders, Your opinions will be highly welcomed.

Mods please push to front page for more assistance

if thisnis all you need advice for then I must say that I am disappointed in you and your story....this is something a simple dialogue can resolve...why bring it here? besides,if she wakes up late all the time. can't you help her by waking her up same time you get up from the bed? Na wa o! You ain't married to her yet and you are complaining about something you ought to find a solution to yourself.....abeg!!!

NextGovernor:
Some women can be wahala sha. I had a girlfriend recently that almost made my life misreable. Anytime she come over I will never have rest. I talk to girl on the road problem, I greet my flat neighbour sister or daughters problem, I make calls to female problem, long conversation to male friends she will just be angry say I just kept her and calling since. I dont come back from work ontime peoblem, I say I am tired anytime she wanna bring conversation problem.

My broda/sista I ranaway before I die b4 my time. She curse the hell out of me over the fone just becos say I say make we give break. Some girls can be so problematic.

lol! bro believe me your case before you ran was like living in a haven....my gf has broken about 4 of my phones already...whenever shebgers angry na tie she go knot me for public and start threatening fire and brimstone like say she go fit beat me....if she calls and my phone is switched off...just know that I'm in soup.....one day as she was throwing her usual tantrums I vex tell am say I no do again....babe beg me till evening saying I don't understand her and all that.Till today she don learn to respect herself I! lol!

Had an experience with two SARS guys...@ the end of the day they ended up telling me that I should thank God I had an uncle connected so highly..if not they would have dealt with me..hate those demons with passion

this is not to be labelled fatal na....op no dey give person heart attack news....thank God no live was lost though

I believe we can do this and gain greatly from it...Christmas don dey near o! lol!

coputa:
@Mask,this is a laudable idea,if like minded people should put their resources together to attain a common goal.but I am afraid,it will not be possible by placing bet everyday,especially in volatile leagues.The only football league that is predictable in the world is the UK England league.which is played only at weekends.So you people need a compiler who will give you the games weekly.

@coputa thanks brov...that's why I actually wrote games from now till weekend...I actually have ideas of other leagues even basketball...all we may need would be just like minds who really want to make money....

Needing 20 guys for a bet group....3 sure games per guy.....we can win collectively if we all can just bring ideas together....the games can be from now to weekend...but it has to be 3 games per each person....if you are down with this pls let's discuss here and know how to go about creating a whatsapp group....I believe we can break the betting jinx collectively....let's talk....bet9ja only....let's talk via whatsapp...08121368762

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aksule:
Most of the commentators are either living in big towns or towns or big villages. Go to hamlets settlement and you won't be surprise. In any case child abuse etc is a foreign innovation to a poor Nigerians. Suffice it to say that no parent wants his children to suffer if he can afford it. There are genius; the loosing and tightening can be done by his father. Don't blame the poor man, rather blame the society. His is trying to make ends meet in a dignify manner rather than sending the poor boy to beg in the streets. You can never satisfy a human being. Either way you will be criticized. Those shouting blue murder should please render help otherwise keep mute. While the children of wealthy Nigerians are paying millions in private schools, the children of the poor are busy begging in the streets to eat not to talk of schooling.

nice words brov...but a point of correction too...the man is to be blamed and not the economy....bro, it's 10k o? this man I'm sure didn't start repairing bikes...what's the need giving birth when you didn't have a plan as to the child's upkeep? the economy has nothing to do with his lredicament...but lack of planning

sarrki:
This is slavery

When did he tart learning ?

When did he got his freedom or graduation from learning the skills?

Pls we should stop celebrating stuffs like this

We are losing morals here

Also celebrating mediocrity

What lessons are we giving to others

I'm with you on this...a 5 year old?this is really child abuse and the
poster had the effontery to celebrate this...kai! this country really is. bleeding......

ijebuloaded:
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nice replies...he really was loaded to the teeth with ammunition

Therock5555:
Due to the various news of the death of former PDP chairman's son who was murdered by his wife, I just thought I should share my own experience with y'all.

I had a girlfriend that was everything a brother could wish for, Rich, working class, beautiful, curvy, and brilliant, it's hard to get all these kind of qualities in a lady but there she had it all.

Her family are also well connected in the Army and Navy forces so she also had backup in case of any trouble, any party we attend, guys would always be admiring me but I alone knew her major flaw, she possessed a fiery temper. I'll just be receiving compliments and smiling but in my heart I'll be praying that somebody comes and snatch her from me cus we barely spend two days without quarreling and she's also quick to raise her hand on me, since I'm stronger than her I'll overpower her and tell her to respect herself.

I came from a home where I have never seen my parents arguing infront of us, they'll go to their room and talk it over without raising their voice so I promised myself that I'll never fight my woman no matter what but that was to change soon.

One evening I hosted her, her friend and boyfriend for a sleep over, they took the second room while I slept same room with my girl, around 5:30am I was awoken by a hot slap, I jumped up in surprise to meet my girlfriend fuming, she started screaming and calling me a cheat, I was surprised, asked her what happened and she claimed that she dreamt that I was having sex with another girl and when she woke up she wanted waking me to tell me of it when all of a sudden I muttered the name "Loveth" twice.

Chisos, I was mortified and tried explaining that Loveth was the name of my manager who is getting married later this year at my place of work and I had nothing going on with her, she kept accusing me, the next thing she slapped me, it was too early in the morning for me to get angry so I just grabbed my jacket and went to the parlour, her friend and boyfriend were already in the parlour wanting to find out what was the matter, I explained to them and went to kitchen to rest, not up to five minutes later she showed up and grabbed my boxer cus that was what I slept with.

When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us.

I dragged her to the second bedroom and locked the door, I was trying to reason with her that my balls were aching but she wouldn't hear, out of anger I slapped her twice and yanked her hands off, she came at me again, I grabbed her two hands, twisted them behind her and took of the jacket, tie her hands and pushed her towards the bed before walking out. seems like she fell on her hands cus she screamed that her hand was broken, I ignored the shouts and went to the parlour as her friend went to attend to her.

I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead, good Lord, I could barely see again as I screamed out, my nose was bleeding as she realised what she did and screamed too, her friends ran in and grabbed me, I told them they needed them to call my family doctor, that was all I remembered before I woke up that evening in the hospital with a throbbing headache and sprained wrist.

She later came to apologise but I wasn't gonna throw away my second chance at living, and we broke up few months later after numerous obsessive stalkings and threats, later found out that fighting was like a sport between her parents.


So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.

Nearly had hot shit come down my pants laughing....but I'm grateful to God you survived. I have really learnt from this.

I don't believe this story.there's something that we are not being told.....if this is not the first time they are doing it(sex)

NENigeria:
Source: http://youngnaija.com/little-boy-disrupt-couples-wedding-pictures-image/

love this picture a lot.....nice!!!

PointZerom:
Is the Ooni God?.

No sir he is not .....but I believe even in the bible we have leaders who were highly respected and not worshipped.....we had leaders who were respected and not feared....

I'm igbo by tribe.but I will be very sincere and blunt. Take a look @ both pictures....the first one:the lady knelt down out of respect of the office the man is holding. There is no fear but just respect...... The second picture:The men actually knelt with heads bowed. For what? this shows a very deep degree of inferiority. the man being bowed to is no God and doesn't hold any political or high office...besides that is not respect...that is worshipping your fellow human being. It's outrightly ridiculous when people who are learned just try to cause mischief in things that can be reasoned logically......

Did you record the act? If you did. I suggest you take the matter to the right authority...because calling the attention of the man like trying to talk him out of what he is doing may not stop him from doing it again. Also try to get hold of the girl's mother's number.Try persuade the mom to come carry her daughter.....Your friend is a bad person Op...13 year old daughter of his? That's too bad.About stigma...is saving the girl not better than the stigma thing? if your friend's neighbor knows don't you think other people too around there knows as well? Pls help the little girl.

sarrki:
Ipobs criminals
Ipobs occultist
Ipobs miscreants

it's clearly written on your name....I don't blame you

Lalas247:
Source: https://www.today.ng/news/metro/33523/88-year-man-seeks-divorce-55-year-wife-infidelity

the part where the .an smells his wife's draws is just stupid..I'm thinking what kind of name to call this model of investigation....some men sha!!!

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Nedfed:
My elder brother happen to be a Managing direction of a private Organisation. The Organisation conducted aptitude test and interview for the qualified applicants on Monday, but only 6 out of 25 applicants were picked (4 mens and 2 ladies). This afternoon while I was in his office, he showed me the names and the Cv of those people.
But to my greatest surprise my Ex who break my heart back then at the Polytechnics happen to be among. This lady drop me purposely because am from a poor home and follow another guy despite all the love and cares I show her.
I think this is the pay back time, Should I block her way? Cause what she did then is still fresh in my heart.

people,this Topic and the Op is seeking attention.....This story is very hard to believe with the kind of grammar I just read....chai! see lie.....lol!

Oma307:
you need marriage experts on this

agreed

freah fish...hate the taste and feeling it gives me......

BeeBeeOoh:
Frying dodo with long sleeve shirt all buttoned up, abeg teeme anoda story

A very factual and realistic comment I have read this morning....those pictures were taken for cheap news and relevance....cheap attention too...

Op...your daughter was rude to the "GIRL" you mentioned offered her water.
you didn't state to us in your initial story if it was a bowl or cup she was served the water until someone here corrected you. then the story of the bowl came out which I found very hard to believe.
You shouldn't have even posted this story or news at all op.
I believe you would have scolded your daughter(corrected)her then corrected the girl too.
And also work on the way you talk to the girl because our little one will only behave the exact way they see us their parents behave......That's all about that......

I took my time to read all the comments on this tattoo topic this morning...So many interesting views. But the one that really amazed me was that of billyonaire...it's funny when you "FEEL" and not "BELIEVE" that you are wise when you know NOTHING at all.....It's ridiculous arguing something even you yourself can't attempt. You don't insult people who are wiser than you are all in the name of proving a point(baseless). I'm a free thinker too but I'm very careful, analytical and logical in my reasoning.Tattoos ain't bad.but be responsible about the places you draw it...Simple!!!!

Kolababe:
This photo has gone viral.No one knows who the swaggalicious pastor is. There has been a high rate of pastors healing private parts of church members lately.

this is a picture....taken for fun

Billyonaire:
This timid generation of humans do not recognize tattoo as a creative body art that it is. They just harbour stupid biased convinction that tattoo must be bad without asking themselves if Body art is what commits crime.

timid humans brov? I believe he met 30 different or more human beings with the same opinion about tattoos....haba bros! this is not about being timid......I believe there are standard rules in any organisation about how you should look...if that tattoo was drawn on his arm or any other place that isn't REALLY obvious I'm sure he would have nailed a job by now. I believe it wasn't a proper place to do the art on if you are planning on working in a decent establishment

coolcharm:
What will make grown up men and women become so docile and stupid if not religion?

Fake pastors sabi press the mumu button of their stupid followers and use them do marketing sha

If you have a problem with erectile dysfunction or why not seek proper medical attention rather than fooling and ridiculing yourself on TV? Isn't that part of the miracles of God too?

As for the fake pastor, very soon, you will enter permanent 'one corner'

Men...I totally agree with you on this one.....People are really funny....