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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Threatens To Prosecute Parents Who Enroll Children Into Almajirai by Masterchef(m): 9:36am On May 27, 2020
Of what benefit is stopping the almajarai practice in Kaduna state when other Norhern governors see nothing wrong with it. Apart from being a fundamental infringement on the rights of innocent kids, the practice just like shariah, the boko haram ideology and several other plots of the Northerner elders is simply to keep their population uneducated and perpetually poor so they can use them for selfish political interests. You know what? I have personally seen almajarai kids eat from the gutters and trash bins in Northeen Nigeria. So, this cannot be about religion like many of the Northern leaders (including Nassir El-Rufai) want us to believe they also passed through the same system. I should say it is an embarrassment to our many reasonable Islam brothers elsewhere that most Northern leaders in Nigeria are Muslims or Islamists. The almajarai practice has no place in a modern world where all you need is practical productive skills more than anything else. Unfortunately, like the last hypocritical ease of restriction on Covid-19 lock-down in some states of north just before the Eid, most Northern elders only love to see their region destroyed in the guise of religion.

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Pets / Re: My Pet Snake by Masterchef(m): 11:50pm On May 14, 2020
Now, that's a classic response.
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Politics / Re: Nigerian Governors Demand Inclusion In Recovered Loots’ Sharing by Masterchef(m): 11:44pm On May 14, 2020
The governors are trying not to be outsmarted because Malawi (the AGF) was recently saying there's no recovered loot but recovered assets belonging to Abacha. And I guess this is the body language of the president. It's possible some of these monies are being returned to the Abacha family proxies through the back door
Politics / Re: Wounded Rivers COVID-19 Task Force Members Speak (Photos) by Masterchef(m): 6:11pm On May 12, 2020
Sensible post.
wagazala:
So after taking time to find vein and fix line in his wrist area, then they remove it and take it to elbow area or vice versa??

Na wah o. The wall is on his left sie, then on his right side. Person wey get bodily injuries dey toss and turn for bed?
Politics / Re: Ajaokuta Steel Coy To Become Fully Operational Next Two Years — Minister by Masterchef(m): 11:48pm On Jan 14, 2020
Today, same minister said he needs Ajaokuta to make engine blocks for cars. Ignorance in high places won't just stop
Politics / Re: EFCC Urged To Seize Dan Etete’s Private Jet Over Malabu Scandal by Masterchef(m): 8:09pm On Apr 13, 2019
Should EFCC only want to seize his private rivate jet if $1.1b was truly paid into his accounts? What about getting a conviction against him and seizing everything he owns?
Health / Re: FG To Ban Private Practice By Doctors In Public Service by Masterchef(m): 4:03pm On Oct 11, 2017
Hypocrisy!!! The same minister operated a private clinic while he was a consultant at UCH Ibadan

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Politics / Re: Ag-dangote Commissions Longest Concrete Road In Nigeria by Masterchef(m): 1:15pm On Jul 29, 2017
Not true. Nothing like a concrete road up till yesterday btw Obajana and Kabba.

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Celebrities / Re: BBC Team Visits Olajumoke Orisaguna, Interviews Her At Home (photos,video) by Masterchef(m): 10:58pm On Jul 27, 2017
You just earned someone's respect. Thank you

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

BBC is a shame to professional journalism!

What's Olajumoke's merit?
What's her story?
What's her future?
I bet BBC doesn't even know the name of the boy who graduated with a 5.0 CGPA.

How is she an inspiration?
Olajumoke is simply a product of sentiments and corporate prostituting.

She has never caught my attention, empathy or respect, she never will.
She has been constantly shoved down our throats by the harlotry cabal that all of a sudden, she's now someone to reckon with.

God forbid!

A generation and nation which celebrates nobodies out of sentiments, fad and ethnicity has no future.

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Politics / Re: Abia State Secures $1.5B Deal From China Shoe Factory by Masterchef(m): 12:44am On Apr 17, 2017
deomello:
China is obviously looking for cheap labor, granted they are going to create jobs in the process just like the same company did in Ethiopia, but the spent $250 million on a cluster of 80 factories and industrial park in Ethiopia so the $1.5 billion sounds way way off mark us usual with Nigerian journalism deceptive Nigerian politicians.

This is probably going to be $15m or $150m.
Religion / Re: What's Your Say About TB Joshua's Prophesy On US Election Now The Result Is Out? by Masterchef(m): 11:25pm On Nov 09, 2016
He's a school dropout yet he's better than many. His business is thriving and he is worth millions in US Dollars. At a time, some Pan African guys even rated him as one of Africa's top 50 most influential persons. Ask yourself, will you ever achieve anything near being able to consistently f00l a whole congregation for this long. On top, he guessed right many other times and its not even as if the new president has been sworn in yet. Nairalanders just can't have faith in a prophet
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Vs Clinton: When Did Nigerians Start Having Opinion In American Politics? by Masterchef(m): 12:18am On Nov 09, 2016
The American presidential election remains a tight race and ALL candidates will lift America further. People all over the world are only at liberty to comment and make noise but to no effect. In the final analysis, this is only about the many good Americans who will vote for both main candidates
Politics / Re: What Will You Do To Save Nigeria If You Are Elected As President Tomorrow???? by Masterchef(m): 12:12pm On Sep 24, 2016
The chairman of Capital Oil once came on air to challenge all that if given the chance he would make 1 US Dollar equal N200. He will be in the first on my list of ministers. Failure means sack within 2 year.

There will be an initial 2 year program that will start from stopping the craze for FDIs. Rather we start mega national companies using say the Transcorp model of those days while targeting:

1. A mega garment industry that will clothe all of West Africa and even export clothes to the West. Quality will surpass ones being imported from overseas. Common Nigerians and those from the diaspora will buys shares in the company and bring their experiences to bear

2. A mega agric farm across the nation that will provide all of Africa with chicken, cocoa, tomato paste, rice etc. currently being imported

3. A local industry making glass, wind screen, brake pads, car batteries & tyres in partnership with Toyota, Hyundai, Kia, Nissan, BMW etc. based on a policy that will ensure that cars imported into Nigeria come without tyres, batteries, brake pads or any component made out of glass. Same extensive policy will extend to imposing damming taxes on luxury cars, private jets, holidays abroad etc

4. Two units each of a mega Refinery /Gold mining / Nickel & Iron ore processing / Power companies run by Nigerians from the diaspora using the template of the Dangote Cement / Refinery.

Regarding infrastructure, a percentage (as may be determined) of all universities, polytechnics, secondary schools, roads, airports will see upgrades and will form the benchmark for future projects in terms of cost and quality

Apart from the above, the political class will be lobbied for the country to be restructured with a view to cutting the cost of running the civil service in local, state & federal government including the house if assembly by 80%. This will record as the biggest SACRIFICE in the history of the Nigeria. The current template of government is based on a money sharing. One can get the House of assembly to let Nigeria revert to 6 regions, doing away with up to 90% of political office holders.

Lastly, there will be more focus on going forward and less of recovering money from the looters of the past. To discourage looting, plea bargains may include anyone convicted of stealing peoples' money from 1999 till date going to jail for between 2 months to 5 years (for say every N10m stolen) in a regular prison with other common criminals.

These will ride on the back of a "National Movement or revolution" for laws backing all the above to be passed. [color=#000099][/color]
Religion / Re: Born Again UNILORIN Student Withdraws Himself From School by Masterchef(m): 8:35am On Sep 11, 2016
It's possible the guy simply wants to change his course
Politics / Re: FG Spends N5bn On Presidential Fleet In 15 Months by Masterchef(m): 11:32am On Sep 10, 2016
MrSkyNaija:


http://punchng.com/fg-spends-n5bn-presidential-fleet-15-months/


Incomplete & useless reporting. Of what use is this if we can't relate it to what obtains elsewhere, what budgetary provisions was made, what was spent in previous years etc... To the ordinary man on the street, Buhari may not have done well in retaining such a large fleet.... but laziness and journalism @Punch Nigeria are sure like 5 and 6

Autos / Re: Super Clean Toks Infinite G35 04 1.7m 08061311315 08028612026 by Masterchef(m): 12:17pm On Jul 07, 2016
Nice and clean car.

Hope it doesn't share the engine & transmission problems of the Maxima's and Muranos of the same era?
Autos / Re: Very Clean Toyota 4runner 2001 Model @ 1.2M Naira by Masterchef(m): 11:45am On Jul 07, 2016
How much extra will get this car to Lagos?
Autos / Re: Super Clean Mitsubishi Endeavor 2005 In PRISTINE Condition. by Masterchef(m): 1:58pm On Jun 27, 2016
praiseandpeac:
Buyer Beware

This same vehicle was advertise by the OP with Mileage 163000 but suddenly the mileage now reduce to 119400.
Check the first post below

https://www.nairaland.com/3173903/super-clean-mitsubishi-endeavor-2005

Autos / Re: I Need A Super Clean Reg Camry 96 08061311315 08028612026 by Masterchef(m): 10:44pm On Dec 17, 2015
You may wish to have a look at the Honda Accord 1992 in the link below:

https://www.nairaland.com/2808005/need-car-urgently#41103321
Autos / Re: I Need A Car Urgently by Masterchef(m): 10:30pm On Dec 17, 2015
Last 2 pictures

Autos / Re: I Need A Car Urgently by Masterchef(m): 10:28pm On Dec 17, 2015
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Autos / Re: I Need A Car Urgently by Masterchef(m): 10:25pm On Dec 17, 2015
Please call 08129930660 if you are interested in a Honda Accord 1992 (pictures attached).

Car was used as a stop-gap car by a female Dr., comes with a/c (needs gas), DVD, very good light truck tyres and super clean. This car has never broken down before, power windows and roof work. Only needs new shocks to be as good as some tokunbo cars and is currently parked in Ibadan.

Autos / Re: COTONOU CARS BUYERS FORUM, ORDER FOR YOU CAR(S) NOW @ AFFORDABLE PRICE by Masterchef(m): 8:26am On Nov 28, 2015
2005 Toyota Camry (V6, with Fog Lights, Rear A/C Vents and Rear Wing)
2005 Audi A4
2006 Audi A4
2004 Landrover Discovery (4.6L, V8)
2003 Lexus GS 300
2004 Lexus GS 300
2005 Lexus GS 300

Kindly advise prices (for full options) landed Lagos
Autos / Re: COTONOU CARS BUYERS FORUM, ORDER FOR YOU CAR(S) NOW @ AFFORDABLE PRICE by Masterchef(m): 10:02am On Nov 25, 2015
Hi Tadeus, I need one of the following cars before Xmas:

2005 Toyota Camry (V6, with Fog Lights, Rear A/C Vents and Rear Wing)
2005 Audi A4
2006 Audi A4
2004 Landrover Discovery (4.6L, V8)
2003 Lexus GS 300
2004 Lexus GS 300
2005 Lexus GS 300

Kindly advise prices (for full options) landed Lagos and do give your expert opinion on any of the cars.

Regards.
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Breaks His Ramadan Fast With Friends In Ilorin (Photos) by Masterchef(m): 10:54pm On Jun 21, 2015
animalz:
ANIMALS undecided


AND THEM CALL THIS FASTING angry

THIS KIND OF FOOD GO HOLD BELLE REACH THE NEXT DAY NA.


DEM DEY BREAK FAST WITH BIG GIANT FOOD.


I WONDER WEATHER NA FAST OR PLAY UNA DEY DO.


Simply means that on non-fasting days, those animls eat multiple portions of what's on display. That's the spirit. It's still self denial, but in relative terms

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Politics / Re: We Are Shock That Kaduna Gov. Has Stop Feeding Muslim In Ramadan - Sheikh by Masterchef(m): 10:38pm On Jun 21, 2015
viczing:
Hmmmm. Are the hausas so poor that they can't feed them selves? Just asking

In the first place, won't it be a contradiction to be feeding people supposedly denying themselves of food and possibly sharing their conserved stock of food with the less priviledged?
Politics / Re: Five Things General Buhari Should Do If Elected President - Yahoo News by Masterchef(m): 12:34am On Apr 02, 2015
Foremist, kindly lets us all admit that no one is perfect and find a place in their hearts to forgive GEJ?. Afterall, contrary to predictions of doom from disappointed haters; he showed unprecedented love in keeping Nigeria as an entity especially compared to previous deceitful, sit-tight and our do-or-die leaders. Once denied leadership by a coup and 3 times at the polls, this is not necessarily a victory for GMB but for June 12, Awolowo (president we never had), Bola Ige, our other numerous fallen heroes and all Nigerians. GEJ deserves our standing ovation!..............
How about allowing him a bow in admittance into the New Nigeria's Hall of Fame - the reigning founder of our democracy?. Now is time for us to stop all the hatred, unite behind the president-elect and focus on all the catching up we've got to do, while shaming our detractors, colonialists, boko haram and remaining unprogressive / business-as-usual cabals and politicians. Great Nairalanders, please let the real discourse begin
Car Talk / Re: Ladies What Is The Longest Distance You Have Driven A Car? by Masterchef(m): 2:38pm On Jan 02, 2015
appini:
Doing a 145km/hr on a nigerian road. Kudos!

Hello friend, people go above 190km/hr on Benin bypass going towards Warri interchange . You can also do well above 170km/hr on Benin Warri Highway. My own least cruising speed on these roads over a period of 5 years that I worked in Warri and shuttled from IB was 160km/hr. Sure you won't believe that I once got dusted at 200km/hr by a biker on Akure-Ilesha Highway? Mind you, this was on the single carriageway portion about 2 years ago. I regularly chased the particular group of bikers in question. On Ilesha dual carriageway up till Oduduwa University roundabout near Ife, you can enjoy your car steady at slightly above 200km/hr. FYI I did all of this in a Maxima that I bought here on Nairaland in Feb 2010 from "Arnold.... .? " I changed oil/tyres etc at less than 1/2 the due periods though. In conclusion, as someone said earlier, Nigerian roads are not as bad as to limit us to a meager 145kmph

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th December 2014 by Masterchef(m): 4:07pm On Dec 28, 2014
sammycarz:
I swear Mikel is only good when we're gonna defend a lead.

I see Chelsea losing should Mourinho keep Mikel for longer than 10 minutes of the 2nd half. What happened to the lineup that started the last match. Is William injured? What of Oscar?
Business / Re: *****world Currencies The Naira Is Bigger Than***** by Masterchef(m): 1:21pm On Oct 24, 2014
wristwatch:
Agreed we tried but I want a situation where 1Naira - 2 dollars
2Naira - 1 British pounds
3Naira - 1.5 Euro

If this happens tomorrow, your salary of N150,000 will have to be reduced to under N1000 per month. It's as simple as that.







period!
Business / Re: *****world Currencies The Naira Is Bigger Than***** by Masterchef(m): 11:05pm On Oct 23, 2014
bushdoc9919:
It still does not mean the Naira is the greatest currency.

For a currency to be considered great...it must be strong enough to be used by other countries as a reserve currency....and that is where the dollar, the euro, and even the yuan stand out.(And the yen too!).

And all the countries of origin of these currencies have one thing in common.....THEY ARE ALL INDUSTRIAL ECONOMIES....not resource dependent economies like Nigeria.

If Nigeria's Naira must be a world standard, reserve currency.....we must become an industrial economy...exporting industrial goods across the world.

Oil is a curse.
Business / Re: *****world Currencies The Naira Is Bigger Than***** by Masterchef(m): 11:05pm On Oct 23, 2014
bushdoc9919:
It still does not mean the Naira is the greatest currency.

For a currency to be considered great...it must be strong enough to be used by other countries as a reserve currency....and that is where the dollar, the euro, and even the yuan stand out.(And the yen too!).

And all the countries of origin of these currencies have one thing in common.....THEY ARE ALL INDUSTRIAL ECONOMIES....not resource dependent economies like Nigeria.

If Nigeria's Naira must be a world standard, reserve currency.....we must become an industrial economy...exporting industrial goods across the world.

Oil is a curse.

Most people don't understand that exchange rates don't really indicate which currency is stronger than the other. Haven't we heard of re-denomination before? Ghana did it before and immediately, their currency became almost as strong as the US Dollar and stronger than the Naira

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