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Politics / Re: Primate Ayodele To MURIC: You Are A Disgrace For Comparing Buhari To Jesus by Masterchef(m): 12:06pm On Jun 17, 2021
Esseite:


Of all the passages in the Koran and history of life and time of Mohammed, why use Jesus?

Excellent post and this is the point.

Religion is a personal belief. As such, a Muric bigot who doesn't believe in Christianity (his valid right) as the only way to salvation has no grounds to extol Christ above Mohammed except he's just out to cause controversy as usual.

Beyond that, religious has no place in governance just like in business.

Among Buhari's campaign lies to Nigerians were to make $1 = N1, build economic clusters within each of the geopolitical zones and personally lead the war against Boko Haram.
Politics / Re: Military Bombard Bandits In North-West, North-Central Forests by Masterchef(m): 11:12am On Jun 16, 2021
There'll never be pictures because this government sees bandits as Northern freedom fighters.

Besides, how much does a bomb cost? There might even be corruption behind these audio bombings.
Car Talk / Re: VP Osinbajo Drives Kona, Nigerian-Made Electric Car At #MadeInNigeria Exhibition by Masterchef(m): 5:53pm On Jun 15, 2021
There's no way that car could have been made in Nigeria. I can bet no single part in it was made locally.

Way back, Nigeria used to have Volkswagen, Peugeot, Leyland, Anamco and STEYR. More than 20 years ago, Nigeria also had Exide (making Batteries) , Isoglass (Windshields), Dunlop & Michelin (for Tyres), Vono Products (making seats for locally assembled cars and trucks) and Ferodo (making brake pads) etc.

Today, we don't even have stable electricity to power this type of cars. So, this is like the mumu VP Just celebrating his mediocrity.

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Politics / Re: Wole Soyinka: Buhari’s Comments On Open Grazing Unfortunate by Masterchef(m): 4:36pm On Jun 15, 2021
The US, Brazil, the European Union, China, India, Argentina, Australia and Mexico produce over 85% of the world's livestock and beef. These guys don't have grazing routes nor engage in open grazing!!

As such, it's frightening when this stubborn Buhari is in support of the crude way his people wants to practice this livestock business. Can't Buhari or his Ministers for Agriculture, Labour & Employment, Interior, Science & Technology etc. read and learn from others?

Instead of Buhari having his kinsmen overrunning farms across the country, they can acquire loans from banks to build ranches. It's their private businesses. They can also grow hay right there on these ranches and have a meat processing facility for exports.

Buhari also needs to learn that agric science offers some very fast growing teff and soghurm grasses which is one industry that can also be developed on the Iivestock food chain! As such, this is like killing 2 birds with one stone.

So I imagine how a country that has produced brilliant, sound minded and accomplished people like Chinua Achebe, Wole Soyinka, Prof. Ayodele Awojobi, Akinwunmi Adeshina, Okonjo Iweala, Abubakar Dangiwa Umar, Gani Fawehinmi, Mallam Aminu Kano, Balarabe Musa, Olikoye Ransome-Kuti, Tunde Idiagbon, Adeoye Lambo, Dora Akunyili etc. ended up having one mor*n as the president?

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Politics / Buhari's Niger Rep. Rail Project vs Niger-Benin Export Pipeline by Masterchef(m): 11:56am On Jun 15, 2021
In Buhari's recent interview with Arise TV, he didn't hide his obsession for the Niger Rep. and ignorantly justified why he's expending scarce resources on building rail lines right into Maradi, Niger Rep. His only valid explanation was the fact that he has first cousins across the borders.

He then made further mockery of himself and his tutors when he tried to explain to us that 'we don't want to cut Niger off' because they now have oil.

Even kids have heard that Niger Rep. not only discovered oil but they now export refined petroleum products to Nigeria. Meanwhile, Niger had always depended on Nigeria for petrol and diesel. Buhari probably doesn't know this and feels no shame in it that we were over 40 years ahead of Niger when it comes to refining crude oil.

So who's cutting the other off? While Buhari is building a rail up to Maradi in Niger to transport crude oil and other stuffs, his cousins on the other side have since started the construction of a 2000 km cross-border crude oil pipeline from their Agadem Rift Basin to Seme Port in the Rep. of Benin. Niger Rep. indeed shunned prospects of building a 150 km pipeline to a refinery proposed for Katsina (Buhari's own home state) for a 20 times longer pipeline at an estimated cost of $1.5m per km.

A major question is, what became of our foreign policies and Buhari's ties to his cousins across the border? Tomorrow, Niger might as well build a rail line into Benin Republic.

Related to this is the fight against Boko Haram and banditary. It's for the same reason that Niger Rep. has French airfields and and American drone bases in their country but whereas no square meter of Nigerien soil is safe for Boko Haram, same terrorists occupt vast territories in Nigeria.

So why was Buhari fooling Nigerians?

https://www.euro-petrole.com/savannah-petroleum-plc-signature-of-niger-benin-export-pipeline-transportation-convention-n-i-19384

https://dailytrust.com/amp/why-construction-of-katsina-refinery-stalled

https://nigerinter.com/2021/05/terrorisme-dans-le-bassin-du-lac-tchad-cuisante-defaite-de-boko-haram-a-diffa/
Politics / Re: Ganduje Stamped His Feet On Kwankwaso's Poster At A Function (Photo) by Masterchef(m): 9:13am On Jun 14, 2021
emorse:

Bros, I said it LOOKS unintentional. I am not in Ganduje's mind to know his intentions. My reference to Kwakwanso's poster was by the way.

You should know better now!
Politics / Re: Soldiers Burn Houses In Ohafia, Abia Over Death Of 7 Soldiers By Unknown Gunmen by Masterchef(m): 8:47am On Jun 14, 2021
A well orchestrated genocide is already being staged against the SE like one Sudanese guy threatened on Twitter.

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Cow Routes Gazette Doesn’t Exist, Grazing Ban Stays, Say States by Masterchef(m): 8:38am On Jun 14, 2021
Buhari and his marauding killer herdsmen.

Same man also once lamented that any attack on Boko Haram is an attack against the North.

Got reasons to believe same guy is also behind those already comparing 'Bandits' to MEND.
Politics / Re: Insecurity: El-Rufai Reveals Why States Must Co-Operate by Masterchef(m): 3:26am On Jun 11, 2021
Ita Enang started this buck passing. Buhari's interview immediately followed the same script. Then this midget. When SW and SE came together to form Amotekun and Ebubeagwu, respectively, it was same Buhari, through Malami and other hypocrits in their clout that started crying blue murder.
Politics / Re: Arise Interview: Buhari Evasive, Dodgy, Claimed Our Projects - PDP by Masterchef(m): 10:46pm On Jun 10, 2021
I watched the interview and here's a fair summary.

Buhari used the opportunity to pass the buck to previous governments and the current bunch of governors.

His composure was poor, responses depicted elementary view points, he's pro-open grazing, his use of the English language was embarrassing and he made a mockery of his position the way he laughed over a few serious issues.

Where he wanted to make a point, he was not convincing on why rail and roads infrastructure have Rep. of Niger's crude oil as a focus.

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Politics / Re: Did Lai Mohammed Say Adeboye, Kumuyi Will Be Prosecuted For Defying Twitter? by Masterchef(m): 10:22am On Jun 09, 2021
I wonder why Malami, especially, doesn't think before he talks. Last time it was about comparing honest spare parts dealers to marauding herdsmen. These guys are always giving Buhari and the government bad publicity, perhaps for a reason.
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB, The Main Reason Twitter Was Banned by Masterchef(m): 3:59pm On Jun 08, 2021
Kanu was many times careless with him tweets but I don't think he's a major influencer in the scheme of things happening in the South East. On the other hand, government, by Buhari's tweet demonstrated the highest level of irresponsibility unexpected of government anywhere. Tweeter did the right thing. Fact is there are millions of Ibos who only want to conduct their businesses and put food on the table for their families. Apart from this, a vast number of Nigerians depend on Twitter for many positive things.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets With New Chief Of Army Staff; Receives Security Briefing by Masterchef(m): 5:20am On Jun 08, 2021
arejibadz:
Dem day always start meeting with "WHAT'S THE WAY BACKWARD"

Funny grin

After all, they know where the bandits are but will never order the military go on full scale offensive.

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Politics / Re: Twitter Ban Is An Attack On Freedom Of Speech - Kadaria Ahmed (Radio Now) by Masterchef(m): 5:05am On Jun 08, 2021
Nigerians need to keep talking until the message to government is clear and the same irrespective of whether it's coming from the North or South. This is what the anarchists in power will never tolerate.
Politics / Re: Power Supply Suspended As FG Discussed Twitter Suspension With Envoys by Masterchef(m): 4:45am On Jun 08, 2021
Masterchef:
Onyema was forced to summon the envoys as the meeting made no sense at all and he probably never believed it will hold.

But it's shameful a minister can't plan a hitch-free meeting. Ask them to buy just a 1kVA inverter for that meeting room, they'll say it costs N5m or more
Politics / Re: Power Supply Suspended As FG Discussed Twitter Suspension With Envoys by Masterchef(m): 4:44am On Jun 08, 2021
Onyema was forced to summon the envoys as the 0meeting made no sense and he probably never believed it will hold.

But it's shameful a minister can't plan a hitch-free meeting. Ask them to buy just a 1kVA inverter for that meeting room, they'll say it costs N5m or more
Politics / Re: Senator Ahmad Babba Kaita Booed, Chased Away From Wedding In Katsina by Masterchef(m): 4:10am On Jun 08, 2021
For as long as Nigeria's constitution treats Senators as being more important than Councillors and Local Government Chairpersons, who are closest to the masses, Nigeria will never develop.
Politics / Re: Gumi To FG: Sponsor Factional Bandits, To Stop Abductions by Masterchef(m): 3:53am On Jun 08, 2021
Government granted some bandits amnesty last time, shortly after, they returned to the forests.

Once government listens and goes ahead to arm these Gumi's good bandits, they will immediately turn the guns against the people.
Politics / Re: 2023: Nigerians In Diaspora Endorse Yahaya Bello, Set Up Office In Germany by Masterchef(m): 1:18pm On Jun 06, 2021
MadeINchenzen2:
Yaya bello is an unmasked Shekau & a likely vicious caliphate... mark my word !!!

This man will be worse than Buhari... Nigerians are so gullible and myopic. Nigerians always fall for cheap antics... I have come to a conclusion that 95% of Nigerians are unintelligent to start with. The so called giant of Africa is a circus, where dumb clowns are elected into power by naive followers.

Some robots thinks his recent exploits cum calculated shenanigans as governor of Kogi makes him a qualified & eligible candidate, or enough to label him the next president come 2023? Same template past administrations has used to get into power before bringing and unleashing hell on the people?

I am ashamed to occupy and share desame country and oxygen with over 200 million brainless individuals.

You can't be more correct!

Yahaya Bello of all people you have in Nigeria? Even Ganduje is 100 times better than him in terms of performance. Better to pick any Nigerian from the streets at random.

However, at this point in time, Nigerians don't even need individuals. They're simply asking for affordable education, healthcare, power, clean water, an export based economy and so on. One would have expected these hungry m*rons from the diaspora to be talking about the real issues and institutions
Autos / Re: Cheap Tokunbo Cars From Canada To Nigeria by Masterchef(m): 2:25am On Jun 04, 2021
MystiqueTaurus:
2009 Mercedes-Benz B-Class B-200

103K miles

No reported faults

N1.250 million (purchase and shipping alone)

Interested. I'll chat you up.
Politics / Re: Sultan Proposes Unrestricted Wearing Of Hijab By Muslim Women by Masterchef(m): 8:07pm On Jun 01, 2021
owobokiri:
Of all the problems facing this country that needs to be handled in the constitutional review process, it's the issue of hijabs that this overdressed clown considers the most pressing that needs to be handled urgently.. That tells you everything you need to know about the mindset of these funny looking aliens we inhabit the same space with..

A country based on no ideals apart from religious jihad and ethnicity. What else do we expect!

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Politics / Re: Police Capture, Neutralize Ahmed Gulak's Killers (Graphic Pictures) by Masterchef(m): 1:04am On May 31, 2021
Ddokie:
You kill all the killers and tag them ipob/esn. How convenient.

I suppose the police have a list and passport photographs of all ipob/esn members, as well as the plate numbers of vehicles they use.

Ndi ara



It’s very simple: the masterminds of the assassination gave the boys up to cover their wicked act.

You seem to suggest Igboho's men and OPC better be careful as someone was recently caught taking their number plates.

Meanwhile, Gulak (a former disputed PDP National Chairman) reportedly got involved in a controversy on his APC assignment in Imo. Among pertinent questions is, who else stands to benefit from his death?
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Lists Buhari's Achievements In 6 Years by Masterchef(m): 1:17am On May 29, 2021
He achieved all of this yet the Naira fell from N199 to N412 in 6 years? What a shameless government

In the same same period, Nigeria's foreign debt also increased from $9b to over $30b.

Unemployment similarly increased by over 20%.

Price of petrol increased from N110 to N166.

Both GDP and GDP per capita failed to grow whereas our GDP should be at least 4 times where we are today for Nigeria to be a better place. This government won't even patronize made-in-Nigeria cars for elected officials. They recently reduced tariffs on new cars from abroad so we create jobs overseas for foreigners. Who are the people in Buhari's economic team? shocked

Boko Haram's activities have now extended beyond the NE to the North Central & NW while Bandits (Boko affiliate) carried their activities as far as the SW? A former COAS even said the ongoing war can't be won in 20 years. Same is now an ambassador nominee.

All the refineries remain dysfunctional. Why on earth will Nigeria start importing petrol from Niger that started refining only 10 years ago but now exports refined products to Burkina Faso, Mali etc. Yet Nigeria is the giant of Africa?

Meanwhile, even Lagos has oil. So why can't our holy but dumb Vice President push for a Lagos modular refinery considering the strategic nature of that state? Lagos' IGR for 6 months will build a sizeable modular refinery over 2 years. This would have help cut 'petroleum subsidy' payments, reduce pump prices, increase GDP, reduce demand for Dollar and stabilize the Naira.

How can Femi Adeshina forget that Buhari's promises include resuscitating Ajaokuta, completing Mambillla and building industrial parks across the 6 geopolitical zones? Six years is more than enough to achieve these ambitions and more.

In all, we need to blame the PDP for not putting this government on its toes and playing it's role as a major opposition party so that the country can start developing while creating opportunities for its citizens.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Is This Job Interview Genuine, I Just Got It Now by Masterchef(m): 9:33pm On May 28, 2021
Co-operate dress code ke? angry

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Politics / Re: Bashir Salihi-Magashi On Yahaya: Buhari Chose National Interests Over Ethnicity by Masterchef(m): 6:02pm On May 28, 2021
prinsam30:
even if the guy dey use ODESHI dey fight boko Haram, the day he bombards those miscreants that's the day he will toll the path of his predecessor, bcoz buhari will never agree to killing his kinsmen

You mean the fulani cabal deleted the former COAS because he was about to 'change it' for BH? Interesting!
NYSC / Re: NYSC Not A Waste Of Time, Says DG by Masterchef(m): 2:22am On May 27, 2021
The DG should first send his children and family members on NYSC in places like Yobe, Borno, Zamfara and Niger etc.
What a lazy soldier crying over NYSC while real Generals are dying over the problems caused by the retrogressive 'North East'.

At this time, corp members from non-Almajairi-breeding regions, for instance, will be safer in their states of origin under a skill acquisition scheme devoid of anything to do with the military.

By the way, since the military is short of personnel, there's no better time for them to get their hands off the NYSC scheme.

It's Buhari's work to unify Nigerians behind a national ambition, not Corp members'. He can sack all the ethno-religous bigots / hypocrites in his government and spend the next 2 years leading so we catch up on the almost 60 years of growth lost since that first military coup that destroyed Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Nigerian Flag To Be Flown Half-mast For 3 Days In Honour Of COAS by Masterchef(m): 7:39am On May 24, 2021
The late COAS recently refused to address the parliament over possible cases of corruption in military procurement.
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba: 'To Those Celebrating The Death Of Attahiru, I Have A News For You' by Masterchef(m): 1:42pm On May 22, 2021
Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy Cancels 65th Anniversary Over Gen Attahiru's Death by Masterchef(m): 1:38pm On May 22, 2021
Politics / Re: Fact Check: Late COAS Didn't Say "Over My Death Will Biafra, Oduduwa Emerge" by Masterchef(m): 1:37pm On May 22, 2021

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