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For any N50m watch, you can get a N50k Grade A imitation in China's black markets. |
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As if they've ever depended on their salaries. |
Since assembly easily passes for the final process of manufacturing, these local companies are manufacturers though they add next to NO value in the aspects of design, actual conversion of raw materials into parts and prefabrication. Kudos to Nord and Innoson Motors nevertheless. Such industries have to start from somewhere and then embark on backward integration or re-engineering. This, perhaps is the Growth Process that EXOUSIAng is so keen about them having in place before having these guys labelled as real manufacturers. |
So sad. If they had been school children, you would have seen enough 'activity forming' with some officials assuring us that they'll be released within 48 hours. Meanwhile, I wonder why all kidnapped school children end up in the government houses wearing the same kind of caftans or hijabs as if the tailors were contracted ahead of the kidnaps. |
Wetin Sowore do sef? No be same Naija where bandits get paid allowances and terrorists are begged with amnesty? But for this masterstroke piece of humour sha, Sowore deserves a medal. And for those who read in between the lines, his message is very clear! |
With the number of unemployed Northern youths hanging around every corner of Lagos and other parts of the region, Southern Nigeria is sitting on a time bomb. Interestingly, you don't get to see as many southern youths over there in the North riding okadas; working as maiguards; hawking cigarettes, selling tomatoes, carrots, fried rice ingredients & yam on wheel barrows; cutting nails for people; trading fake forex in the black market; fetching water to sell from house to house or picking plastics from waste bins. 90% of street beggars here are these northerners unleashed on us (though mostly for no direct fault of theirs) by their wicked leaders cum religious and ethnic bigots / boko haram apologists. So, why wait for these northerners to add banditry, kidnapping and full scale killing by fulani herdsmen to their trade until we force them out of our neighbourhoods, highways and farms? If it's about 'blood' beef, then it's high time all Southern governors come together and invested heavily on fishing trawlers and feed their people from the abundant waters in their domain. We all must commit to boycotting cows from the North while those who can afford it should eat chicken, pork, snails etc. Afterall, its even healthier being vegetarians. So what's the fuss over some killers blocking one of several food supply chains. A word, they say is enough for the wise! |
tnerro1:You can say that again! Ask Buratai to tell us the number of times our soldiers were ambushed and scores of them slaughtered. We appreciate those soldiers he sent to their untimely deaths. So, Buratai was going on his way 'jeje' and Boko boys came to disturb him. How silly and what a contradiction! Meanwhile, in Chad, it was a whole president that led the siege and ambush on Boko Haram. |
bunto:Even soldiers jubilated, danced and fired shots in joy over Buratai's dismissal. So what's your defence for leadership failure? |
The gold was their target but that's expected when Buhari allows illegal gold mining in the North while his military keeps bombing illegal oil refineries in the niger delta? |
Nigeriadondie1:Heard Pasuma is always sharing money while this one no dey drop shi shi. |
Masters of the Game! Past and current northern leaders romancing insurgency & anarchy to divert attention or cover up massive looting and pending EFCC cases. Bala Mohammed, governor of Bauchi and ex-FCT Minister is a classic example. |
Nice play |
This rubbish deserves that his ministry be 'occupied' by the youths in protest until Bubu sacks him. Only a minister who's no one's father can be so shameless. |
Buratai's major achievement was presenting Buhari with Shekau's quran and flag in 2016.
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This guy wan kill me with laughter. But I agree with him, Lai Mohammed and the rest of PMB's sycophants and praise singers are deluded and they know it. Draslo: |
The fulanis will sure have total control of Nigeria's highways and forest roads by the time Buhari is leaving office ![]() |
The 'north' is always ahead of the rest of other tribes in Nigeria; for behind their religion, as obnoxiously practiced, is always a sinister motive. Time shall tell; but these guys know what they're doing. Until the rest of us start challenging their barbarism and backwardness, Nigeria will remain what some cows want it to be. |
Audio shooting . By the way, security is a lot better now than during GEJ's time as president. Shame on all Northern elders and the national assembly who won't insist on PMB doing the needful. |
If Trumph doesn't go to jail, he'll most likely be assassinated before the end of 2021. I pray he's not |
Why would anyone buy a bulletproof car and roll down the glass?
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With discipline, better as possible to restrict toilet usage to when at home. This way, you can use tissue paper and take a shower afterwards. When outdoors, premium quality tissue paper may suffice. |
Like NASENI like RMRDC. Wasteful 'contract awarding' research institutes that should all be scrapped. Before then, they should even be subjected to proper forensic audits. This will make you laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hirCNG4cdyo |
Buhari once compared Boko Haram terrorists to Niger Delta militants and had said, "any attack on BH was an attack against the North". Since becoming president, he's granted these terrorists amnesty and given them a NDDC equivalent as if its part of the "North's grudges. Meanwhile, against the wish of many Nigerians and the law, he'll rarher keep a team of underperforming service chiefs and expect their men to be motivated? There's a YouTube video where a NA personnel was on radio asking for approval to open fire on already sighted terrorists? That's why we'll always have cases of mutiny within the military because those BH guys live to later kill our soldiers. A theatre commander, on video, also talked about wrong intelligence, perhaps sabotage, that left many soldiers dead. That general has since been demoted while the untouchable boss goes about like a politician commissioning bridges and hospitals as priority. |
This pastor should've directed his abuse to the system which drives businesses out of Nigeria and also supports job creation in other countries by mindless importation. The same government is responsible for our poor university curriculum and has shown no will to create the enabling environment and laws to industrialize Nigeria given her potentials in iron and steel, aluminium smelting, car manufacturing, petroleum refining and mining etc. Sewing agbada or making adire adds only little to a country's GDP in today's world economy. |
NMDC can't produce jack shit while DICON won't give Boko Haram a run for their NATO grade ammos lest to talk of firearms. For the records, this rep member's name is Abdullahi Ibrahim. His motion is not only mischievous, its also diversionary and likely sponsored by the same BH sympathisers at the helm of Naijas security affairs; thieves waiting to steel the N3bn. Enough said, the war in the North is simply business!. Trust no Nigerian politician nor these civil servants-run companies. |
achorladey:You said it all. Nigerians are already overburdened while the APC government lacks policies and the will to urgently 1. Reduce cost of governance 2. Restructure, promote equity and allow states to control their resources. 3. Encourage large industries that will feed SMEs and allow us to start exporting cars, steel, aluminium, power, petrol, rice etc. within a single 4-year term |
We expect a spike in these attacks because the ransom paid by FG on the Kankara boys must have hit the bank account of Boko Haram by now. .... Your guess is as good as mine they are already buying ammunitions and paying their mercenaries for Xmas. It's just a war economy and advanced looting to enrich the Fulanis. Book Haram won't end until the cashflow stops. ![]() |
The man on the left could in fact be your next CinC ![]()
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ruggedtimi:This is like the pupil showing sympathy for their kidnappers. That he could differentiate between kidnappers and Boko terrorists in Katsina (not Borno, Yobe or Adamawa) is as indicting on that pupil as it faults the script of the kidnap. |
Richy4:What guys are asking you is; how can you lay claim to 'forcefully rescuing' people who were 'freely released' by the terrorists for a ransom?. |


