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Celebrities / Re: Mompha Shows Off His N118m Richard Mille Wristwatch by Masterchef(m): 11:14am On Mar 11, 2021 |
For any N50m watch, you can get a N50k Grade A imitation in China's black markets. |
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Gives Ossy Prestige's Family N10m For Last Son's Education (Photos) by Masterchef(m): 12:43am On Mar 11, 2021 |
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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Gives Ossy Prestige's Family N10m For Last Son's Education (Photos) by Masterchef(m): 12:41am On Mar 11, 2021 |
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Politics / Re: Buratai, Olonisakin, Ex-Service Chiefs To Forfeit Salaries As Ambassadors by Masterchef(m): 4:47pm On Mar 10, 2021 |
As if they've ever depended on their salaries. |
Autos / Re: A Nigerian Youth Is Manufacturing Great Cars Like Innoson by Masterchef(m): 8:12pm On Mar 07, 2021 |
Since assembly easily passes for the final process of manufacturing, these local companies are manufacturers though they add next to NO value in the aspects of design, actual conversion of raw materials into parts and prefabrication. Kudos to Nord and Innoson Motors nevertheless. Such industries have to start from somewhere and then embark on backward integration or re-engineering. This, perhaps is the Growth Process that EXOUSIAng is so keen about them having in place before having these guys labelled as real manufacturers. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Bandits Kidnap 50 On Tegina-Minna Road Rafi Niger State by Masterchef(m): 3:12am On Mar 03, 2021 |
So sad. If they had been school children, you would have seen enough 'activity forming' with some officials assuring us that they'll be released within 48 hours. Meanwhile, I wonder why all kidnapped school children end up in the government houses wearing the same kind of caftans or hijabs as if the tailors were contracted ahead of the kidnaps. |
Politics / Re: Native Doctor In Court: Sowore Is Mad – Aisha Yesufu Laughs (Pictures) by Masterchef(m): 3:00am On Mar 03, 2021 |
Wetin Sowore do sef? No be same Naija where bandits get paid allowances and terrorists are begged with amnesty? But for this masterstroke piece of humour sha, Sowore deserves a medal. And for those who read in between the lines, his message is very clear! |
Politics / Re: Ram Costs N1million In Lagos As Cattle Traders’ Strike Bites Harder by Masterchef(m): 2:35am On Mar 03, 2021 |
With the number of unemployed Northern youths hanging around every corner of Lagos and other parts of the region, Southern Nigeria is sitting on a time bomb. Interestingly, you don't get to see as many southern youths over there in the North riding okadas; working as maiguards; hawking cigarettes, selling tomatoes, carrots, fried rice ingredients & yam on wheel barrows; cutting nails for people; trading fake forex in the black market; fetching water to sell from house to house or picking plastics from waste bins. 90% of street beggars here are these northerners unleashed on us (though mostly for no direct fault of theirs) by their wicked leaders cum religious and ethnic bigots / boko haram apologists. So, why wait for these northerners to add banditry, kidnapping and full scale killing by fulani herdsmen to their trade until we force them out of our neighbourhoods, highways and farms? If it's about 'blood' beef, then it's high time all Southern governors come together and invested heavily on fishing trawlers and feed their people from the abundant waters in their domain. We all must commit to boycotting cows from the North while those who can afford it should eat chicken, pork, snails etc. Afterall, its even healthier being vegetarians. So what's the fuss over some killers blocking one of several food supply chains. A word, they say is enough for the wise! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buratai: Nigerians Are Not Appreciative; I Was Ambushed 3 Times By Boko Haram by Masterchef(m): 10:04am On Feb 28, 2021 |
tnerro1: You can say that again! Ask Buratai to tell us the number of times our soldiers were ambushed and scores of them slaughtered. We appreciate those soldiers he sent to their untimely deaths. So, Buratai was going on his way 'jeje' and Boko boys came to disturb him. How silly and what a contradiction! Meanwhile, in Chad, it was a whole president that led the siege and ambush on Boko Haram. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buratai: Nigerians Are Not Appreciative; I Was Ambushed 3 Times By Boko Haram by Masterchef(m): 9:50am On Feb 28, 2021 |
bunto: Even soldiers jubilated, danced and fired shots in joy over Buratai's dismissal. So what's your defence for leadership failure? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Bandits Kill 22 At Zamfara Gold Mine by Masterchef(m): 4:56pm On Feb 27, 2021 |
The gold was their target but that's expected when Buhari allows illegal gold mining in the North while his military keeps bombing illegal oil refineries in the niger delta? |
Celebrities / Re: Saheed Osupa Storms Mushin Market (Photos, Video) by Masterchef(m): 10:59pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Nigeriadondie1: Heard Pasuma is always sharing money while this one no dey drop shi shi. |
Politics / Re: Bandits: Governors, Lawmakers Donate Money To Us (video) by Masterchef(m): 7:15pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
Masters of the Game! Past and current northern leaders romancing insurgency & anarchy to divert attention or cover up massive looting and pending EFCC cases. Bala Mohammed, governor of Bauchi and ex-FCT Minister is a classic example. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Leaked Conversations From Aso Villa Demons’ Annual General Meeting 2021 (Satire) by Masterchef(m): 6:09pm On Feb 09, 2021 |
Nice play |
Politics / Re: APC Registration Will Improve Job Creation – Ogbonnaya Onu by Masterchef(m): 4:57pm On Feb 09, 2021 |
This rubbish deserves that his ministry be 'occupied' by the youths in protest until Bubu sacks him. Only a minister who's no one's father can be so shameless. |
Politics / Re: List Of Nigeria's Chief Of Army Staff Since 1999 by Masterchef(m): 2:25pm On Jan 27, 2021 |
Buratai's major achievement was presenting Buhari with Shekau's quran and flag in 2016.
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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Nigeria’s Security Situation Better Than In 2015 by Masterchef(m): 5:00pm On Jan 25, 2021 |
This guy wan kill me with laughter. But I agree with him, Lai Mohammed and the rest of PMB's sycophants and praise singers are deluded and they know it. Draslo: 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Man Curses Governor Makinde As He Survives Herdsmen Attack (Video) by Masterchef(m): 4:53pm On Jan 25, 2021 |
The fulanis will sure have total control of Nigeria's highways and forest roads by the time Buhari is leaving office 1 Like |
Family / Re: Elderly Man Weds Little Girl In Northern Nigeria (Photo) by Masterchef(m): 4:43pm On Jan 25, 2021 |
The 'north' is always ahead of the rest of other tribes in Nigeria; for behind their religion, as obnoxiously practiced, is always a sinister motive. Time shall tell; but these guys know what they're doing. Until the rest of us start challenging their barbarism and backwardness, Nigeria will remain what some cows want it to be. |
Crime / Re: Abdu Usman: Gunmen Shoot Bauchi Auditor-General, Kidnap His Son (Graphic Photo) by Masterchef(m): 4:21pm On Jan 25, 2021 |
Audio shooting . By the way, security is a lot better now than during GEJ's time as president. Shame on all Northern elders and the national assembly who won't insist on PMB doing the needful. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iraq Court Orders Trump Arrest Over Drone Strike On Iran General by Masterchef(m): 4:07am On Jan 08, 2021 |
If Trumph doesn't go to jail, he'll most likely be assassinated before the end of 2021. I pray he's not |
Crime / Re: Leo Anuforo Assassinated In Imo By Gunmen (Graphic Photos) by Masterchef(m): 4:00am On Jan 08, 2021 |
Why would anyone buy a bulletproof car and roll down the glass?
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Health / Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by Masterchef(m): 10:16pm On Jan 01, 2021 |
With discipline, better as possible to restrict toilet usage to when at home. This way, you can use tissue paper and take a shower afterwards. When outdoors, premium quality tissue paper may suffice. |
Car Talk / Re: FG To Commercialise NASENI Automobiles by Masterchef(m): 10:14am On Dec 31, 2020 |
Like NASENI like RMRDC. Wasteful 'contract awarding' research institutes that should all be scrapped. Before then, they should even be subjected to proper forensic audits. This will make you laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hirCNG4cdyo |
Politics / Re: Gov. Zulum Visits Villages Where Boko Haram Killed 3 And Destroyed Schools by Masterchef(m): 4:27pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Buhari once compared Boko Haram terrorists to Niger Delta militants and had said, "any attack on BH was an attack against the North". Since becoming president, he's granted these terrorists amnesty and given them a NDDC equivalent as if its part of the "North's grudges. Meanwhile, against the wish of many Nigerians and the law, he'll rarher keep a team of underperforming service chiefs and expect their men to be motivated? There's a YouTube video where a NA personnel was on radio asking for approval to open fire on already sighted terrorists? That's why we'll always have cases of mutiny within the military because those BH guys live to later kill our soldiers. A theatre commander, on video, also talked about wrong intelligence, perhaps sabotage, that left many soldiers dead. That general has since been demoted while the untouchable boss goes about like a politician commissioning bridges and hospitals as priority. |
Religion / Re: Tunde Bakare: "Any Graduate Looking For Job Is A Compound Fool" by Masterchef(m): 1:29pm On Dec 27, 2020 |
This pastor should've directed his abuse to the system which drives businesses out of Nigeria and also supports job creation in other countries by mindless importation. The same government is responsible for our poor university curriculum and has shown no will to create the enabling environment and laws to industrialize Nigeria given her potentials in iron and steel, aluminium smelting, car manufacturing, petroleum refining and mining etc. Sewing agbada or making adire adds only little to a country's GDP in today's world economy. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Reps To FG: Release N3bn For Local Production Of Firearms by Masterchef(m): 12:34am On Dec 22, 2020 |
NMDC can't produce jack shit while DICON won't give Boko Haram a run for their NATO grade ammos lest to talk of firearms. For the records, this rep member's name is Abdullahi Ibrahim. His motion is not only mischievous, its also diversionary and likely sponsored by the same BH sympathisers at the helm of Naijas security affairs; thieves waiting to steel the N3bn. Enough said, the war in the North is simply business!. Trust no Nigerian politician nor these civil servants-run companies. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Govt Alone Can’t Provide People’s Economic Needs by Masterchef(m): 1:29pm On Dec 20, 2020 |
achorladey: You said it all. Nigerians are already overburdened while the APC government lacks policies and the will to urgently 1. Reduce cost of governance 2. Restructure, promote equity and allow states to control their resources. 3. Encourage large industries that will feed SMEs and allow us to start exporting cars, steel, aluminium, power, petrol, rice etc. within a single 4-year term 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Ajiri In Borno by Masterchef(m): 10:12pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
We expect a spike in these attacks because the ransom paid by FG on the Kankara boys must have hit the bank account of Boko Haram by now. .... Your guess is as good as mine they are already buying ammunitions and paying their mercenaries for Xmas. It's just a war economy and advanced looting to enrich the Fulanis. Book Haram won't end until the cashflow stops. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Buhari: Security Chiefs’ Efforts Not Good Enough For Me by Masterchef(m): 11:05am On Dec 19, 2020 |
The man on the left could in fact be your next CinC
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Politics / Re: How Bandits Tortured Us For Six Nights– Freed Katsina Schoolboys by Masterchef(m): 10:55am On Dec 19, 2020 |
ruggedtimi: This is like the pupil showing sympathy for their kidnappers. That he could differentiate between kidnappers and Boko terrorists in Katsina (not Borno, Yobe or Adamawa) is as indicting on that pupil as it faults the script of the kidnap. |
Politics / Re: "We Rescued Kankara Schoolboys" — Military Contradicts Govs On Miyetti Allah by Masterchef(m): 10:37am On Dec 19, 2020 |
Richy4: What guys are asking you is; how can you lay claim to 'forcefully rescuing' people who were 'freely released' by the terrorists for a ransom?. |
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