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Politics / Re: Tinubu To FG: Recruit 50 Million Youths Into Army To Fight Insecurity by Masterchef(m): 4:45pm On Mar 30, 2021
I won't believe this until I see the video. But really, our politicians never close their lips until they goof.

Anyway, its in the scriptures that even fools who better keep silent are considered wise and intelligent.
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Travel For A Medical Check-Up In London by Masterchef(m): 2:30am On Mar 30, 2021
AsomughaChuks02:
It is not good to wish harm upon anyone even if he/she is our enemy. Those insulting Buhari day and night will not do any better if given the opportunity. He is a human being like the rest of us. May God Almighty the most Merciful grant President Muhammadu Buhari a quick recovery and forgive him his shortcomings, amen.

Would you forgive a father who goes drinking trophy and pepper-soup in his friend's house yet dashes the gateman there a tip, while his children back home are starving to death?
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Travel For A Medical Check-Up In London by Masterchef(m): 1:51am On Mar 30, 2021
macaranta:
This one the wife is coming and him he's going... Issorait no comment

Aisha possibly came back to pack her things outta the azza room since zaddy might not be coming back from Sudan till after the elections in 2023 grin grin shocked
Politics / Re: Tinubu Hails Ganduje For Fighting Corruption by Masterchef(m): 4:47pm On Mar 29, 2021
VaselineCrew:
This is the guy sarrki is ready to die for, all because of tribe

Tribe has finished Nigeria man! No lie.


One thief was caught red handed stuffing contractor dollars into agbada, another was caught with bullion van a day before election.

Yet, to awon tribal Nigerians, it doesn't matter, as long as igbos or other tribes cry, even if they cry too.


I mean the evidence is as clear as day


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGCvXTISNns


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCx7UXpQPF8

I've believed these videos since I first saw them; but are they truly for real?

Without wanting to assume that Gandollar is that refined or he's any different from our rotten bunch of corrupt politicians, I see no logic in some contractors counting money into a governor's hand in this piecemeal fashion.

Something seems not to be right!!.
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Replies Garba Shehu Who Said Nobody Can Bring Down Buhari's Govt by Masterchef(m): 10:23am On Mar 29, 2021
Even Aisha can't make a distinction between a failed government and one that's down.

Sadly, we focus on the wrong things and never get our arguments right. In fact, that's how EFCC intentionally scuttles cases of corruption against politicians.

Garba Shehu was more or less threatening that Buhari remains unaccountable to no one and that who ever dares the government will be dealt with, perhaps like they did with #Endsars. This is serious issue and the argument here!
Health / Re: "50 Guests Died After Attending A Yahoo Boy's Party In Alagbole Akute, Lagos" by Masterchef(m): 9:46am On Mar 29, 2021
koladata:
its not a fake story, its close to my area, i live at ojodu berger, lagos. akute is very close but an outskirt of lagos. This thing happened for real, its not fake news

So, is the story real because you live at Ojodu Berger or because you verified it yourself?

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Politics / Re: Doyin Okupe: I Will Defeat Tinubu In 2023 Presidential Election by Masterchef(m): 8:53am On Mar 29, 2021
Okupe must have been paid to play the mascot in Tinubu's presidential bid declaration.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Criticise Gov Wike Over ₦10 Million Gift To Burna Boy, Others by Masterchef(m): 1:11pm On Mar 28, 2021
SarkinYarki:
Infact Burna Boy is said to have demanded 100 million naira from his rivers govt to attend his own home coming ....See Buhari is not the only problem we have in Nigeria even though he is the engine oil of most problems

That's Burna telling the governor that time is money.

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Politics / Re: Atiku: Insecurity Result For Youth Unemployment by Masterchef(m): 11:58am On Mar 28, 2021
The type of corrupt and visionless leadership we've had since Gowon's era is the reasony we're here today. Unemployment is just one of the symptoms.

Islamic fundamentalism was the 'final straw'.

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Politics / Re: Hakeem Baba-Ahmed Mocks Garba Shehu: It’s Very Difficult To Sell A Bad Product by Masterchef(m): 3:18pm On Mar 27, 2021
The guys at ChannelsTV and Baba-Hammed made it too easy for Garba Shehu who easily deflected all the jabs the latter threw at him.

When interviewing people like Garba Shehu, you need to come with facts to get them depressed. One would have expected him to be taken up with facts about what the President's views are on

1. The fraud allegations against Buratai et al by the NSA.
2. What we stand to lose by engaging international support in the fight against BH
3. Why our military can't adopt a full scale military offensive like Chad did (and why we did not work in sync with Chad last time)
4. Why the military seems to have no intelligence on the location of bandits whereas everyone that's come on TV including Gumi (who met them) know their location
5. Why $1.5b must be spent on a refinery whereas same amount can better be used as 10% equity in a JV say with a consortium of the IOCs for one or 2 new refineries
6. Why the PIB could not have been passed say since 2015 and made to force all IOCs to build a 100k bpd refinery each over 4 years so that Buhari has some sort of achievement to point at after everything
7. How the government is convinced that investors will be happy bring to in funds to establish refineries in a market where the government is also a player / competitor or
8. How the government has helped Innosons and co (or hope it is encouraging new investors) by reducing import duty on imported cars.

I mean! That conversation with Garba Shehu was just a total waste of time and didn't achieve anything. In the end, it was just a rofororo beer parlour argument between a Garba Shehu and one Baba Hammed who won't have done any better had he been the one in government.

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Sports / Re: Pictures From The Super Eagles Trip To Benin Republic Via The Waterways by Masterchef(m): 8:24am On Mar 27, 2021
LZAA:
Why is this country retarded ffs
I was expecting these boys to be onboard a ship
Smh

Ships are slower and the players would have had to travel at sea for several hours instead of shallow waters. The small boats were just perfect.
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu’s “Alpha Beta” To Earn N6billion Monthly From Lagos State Gov’t by Masterchef(m): 1:01am On Mar 27, 2021
Okay

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Politics / Re: Obadiah Mailafia: World Powers Want To Destroy Nigeria by Masterchef(m): 8:49pm On Mar 24, 2021
Fahdiga:
It is Buhari that wants to destroy Nigeria

Buhari is only a tool being used in the destruction process since terrorism festers wherever there's a leadership gap.

Indirectly, all the tucanos and other war hardwares being bought feed the economies of these world powers.
Politics / Re: James Ibori Releases Document Of How He Helped British Airways Under Abacha by Masterchef(m): 12:11am On Mar 21, 2021
na2016:


In as much as I don't support stealing, I dare to tell you that the Brits are a bigger problem to us. Currently, our Universities are nothing to write home about [b]yet every year brits Unis recruit so many Nigerians [/b]just cos of the international fees that they will end up collecting from us. I dare to tell you that the brits are hypocrits.

And this makes them hypocrites? Na dem spoil our universities ni?

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Politics / Re: FG Set To Go Ahead With $1.5 Billion Refinery Revamp Despite Criticisms by Masterchef(m): 7:44am On Mar 20, 2021
Same way they revamped Nitel, NTA, PHCN, Nigeria Airways, the Molling Mills, ALCON, Ajaokuta and even Aso Rock clinic shocked grin.
Politics / Re: Fayemi: Not All Of APC's Promises To Nigerians Have Been Fulfilled by Masterchef(m): 7:36am On Mar 20, 2021
I wish Buhari gets interviewed one of these days on how he'd intended to make $1 =1 Naira.

He also needs to explain how it makes sense to want to spend $1.5b on PHCR hoping to have same functional in 4 years' time by when Dangote's Refinery would have been catering 100% to our needs. Who will advice these morons that $2b can build a brand new 100 bpd refinery even though NNPCorruption has no business competing with private refineries.

Lastly, when is Nigeria going to start having steady power so that the likes of Michelin and Dunlop can come back.

Fayemi on his part failed woefully as a Minister; he had the opportunity to make Ajaokuta Steel work. He's also failed as a 2-term governor and sits hopelessly on his area's potential of cocoa export.

When exactly are these guys going to diversify Nigeria's economy as they keep proclaiming?
NYSC / Re: Should I Serve In Zamfara Or Redeploy? by Masterchef(m): 5:52pm On Mar 18, 2021
AKONE:


It depends on what you intend to achieve at the end of your service year. If you want to have a broader perspective about Nigeria and diversity of humanity, Zamfara is a place to be.

Broader perspective of the zoo!
NYSC / Re: Should I Serve In Zamfara Or Redeploy? by Masterchef(m): 5:43pm On Mar 18, 2021
JosephXavier:

Even if you no like yourself why not pity your parents that spent so much in seeing you through education


Enough said
Politics / Re: 3 Soldiers Killed In A Shootout With Bandits In Kabasa, Zamfara by Masterchef(m): 12:08am On Mar 18, 2021
Sabotage as usual!

We can expect the killings to continue for as long as Gov. Bello Muhammad Matawalle, Sheikh Gumi, other beneficiaries, sympathisers & sponsors of terror (including those in the military) keep distracting us by insisting on negotiations with bandits and Boko Haram.
Crime / Re: Residents Break Bottle On IKEDC Staff’s Head For Disconnecting Power (Graphic) by Masterchef(m): 10:15pm On Mar 17, 2021
fireback:
a very big GBOSAA!!! for the person that broke that empty head... why would NEPA be climbing pole like MONKEYS, when they can just simply issue a pre-paid meter to residents to avoid all this scenario.

Thank you very much!

They rip off the masses with their estimated bills and engage in all sorts of illegalities.

The guy should count himself lucky he wasn't set ablaze. grin

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Killings, Destructions In North Going Out Of Hand, Elders Cry Out by Masterchef(m): 4:47pm On Mar 16, 2021
In summary, Northern elders are giving an excuse on Buhari's behalf that the military not giving necessary security briefings & true situation reports is the problem.

How mischievous can these Northerners get and where were they when people were calling for Buratai and co. to be fired?
Politics / Re: VIDEO: Nigerians Abroad Have No Rights To Complain About Killer Herdsmen: Wase by Masterchef(m): 11:06am On Mar 15, 2021
Until we stop voting illiterate HoR members, governors and presidents, the country remains doomed.

Imagine having a lifeless dullard in charge and then a bunch of mostly house of rep monkeys!!
Politics / Re: 2023: Zoning Presidency To North Will Mean Third Term – Ndume by Masterchef(m): 3:30pm On Mar 14, 2021
How would this count for third term after people have made superior arguments for rotational presidency even though it's not enshrined in Nigeria’s constitution.

Many abokis, including Ndume never come straight. His is simply a deceitful sympathy for the South. Plus, why must he make an argument against the South East in this same argument? Hypocrisy!!

Same Ndume in a recent TV interview blamed the military for insecurity in the North. In that same interview, it was same Ndume again making excuses on behalf of the military citing lack of equipment, funding and what have you.

Its so disgusting. People of Ndume's ilk stand for nothing and they are part of Nigeria's problem.
Politics / Re: Datti-Babawo: I Sponsored The Bill To Reduce Minimum Wage Because Govt Is Broke by Masterchef(m): 12:49am On Mar 12, 2021
The leadership of NLC and the governors are behind this. Yes! plus the guys at NLC are just about to cash out big-time. Believe me!. You can see it clearly from their very weak response.
Culture / Re: Alaafin Adeyemi And His New Wife, Chioma (Photo) by Masterchef(m): 12:31am On Mar 12, 2021
Syphilitic madness and shameful seeing Nigerian youths always fighting over irrelevant issues.

But then, what makes men over 60 keep thinking new pu*sies while most mothers think about their children?

Many of our politicians are equally guilty of this barbaric practice using religion as cover.
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Shows Off His N118m Richard Mille Wristwatch by Masterchef(m): 11:14am On Mar 11, 2021
For any N50m watch, you can get a N50k Grade A imitation in China's black markets.
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Gives Ossy Prestige's Family N10m For Last Son's Education (Photos) by Masterchef(m): 12:43am On Mar 11, 2021
Triangles1:
I remembered during my secondary school era I was among students that represent my school, the minister gave us money before we could get that money we spent half of the money for transportation and photocopy.

Is only in Nigeria you bribe to get paid of your salary.
They should make sure the (10 million naira). money is giving out completely because everything about this country is bribing.

grin shocked
Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Gives Ossy Prestige's Family N10m For Last Son's Education (Photos) by Masterchef(m): 12:41am On Mar 11, 2021
Triangles1:
I remembered during my secondary school era I was among students that represent my school, the minister gave us money before we could get that money we spent half of the money for transportation and photocopy.

Is only in Nigeria you bribe to get paid of your salary.
They should make sure the (10 million naira). money is giving out completely because everything about this country is bribing.

grin cool
Politics / Re: Buratai, Olonisakin, Ex-Service Chiefs To Forfeit Salaries As Ambassadors by Masterchef(m): 4:47pm On Mar 10, 2021
As if they've ever depended on their salaries.
Autos / Re: A Nigerian Youth Is Manufacturing Great Cars Like Innoson by Masterchef(m): 8:12pm On Mar 07, 2021
Since assembly easily passes for the final process of manufacturing, these local companies are manufacturers though they add next to NO value in the aspects of design, actual conversion of raw materials into parts and prefabrication.

Kudos to Nord and Innoson Motors nevertheless. Such industries have to start from somewhere and then embark on backward integration or re-engineering. This, perhaps is the Growth Process that EXOUSIAng is so keen about them having in place before having these guys labelled as real manufacturers.

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Crime / Re: Bandits Kidnap 50 On Tegina-Minna Road Rafi Niger State by Masterchef(m): 3:12am On Mar 03, 2021
So sad.

If they had been school children, you would have seen enough 'activity forming' with some officials assuring us that they'll be released within 48 hours.

Meanwhile, I wonder why all kidnapped school children end up in the government houses wearing the same kind of caftans or hijabs as if the tailors were contracted ahead of the kidnaps.
Politics / Re: Native Doctor In Court: Sowore Is Mad – Aisha Yesufu Laughs (Pictures) by Masterchef(m): 3:00am On Mar 03, 2021
Wetin Sowore do sef?

No be same Naija where bandits get paid allowances and terrorists are begged with amnesty?

But for this masterstroke piece of humour sha, Sowore deserves a medal.

And for those who read in between the lines, his message is very clear!

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