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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Tinubu In Aso Villa (Photos) by Masterchef(m): 9:29am On May 04, 2022
There's something I don't like about the President appearing in the news dressed like this.

Politics / Re: Doubts Over Suicide Committed By Soldier Working With B/haram Fighters by Masterchef(m): 10:47pm On Apr 30, 2022
SamuelAnyawu:
Definitely I never believed such story.

Someone in handcuffs shoots himself easily with an AK- 47 wey long like Wetin and not a pistol.

Naija go Dey alright Las Las


This can indeed happen...





....in those silly Indian dramas
Politics / Re: SIM-NIN Linkage Now Frustrating Terrorists In North East – NCC by Masterchef(m): 10:19pm On Apr 30, 2022
So, why haven't they used NIN-SIM linkage to rescue those people abducted on the bombed Abuja -Kaduna train?
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by Masterchef(m): 2:34pm On Apr 22, 2022
Hello Gazzuzz.

What will make a Honda Accord 2008 EX-L, 4 cylinders start to temporarily lose power for like 1 second while being driven?

The power failure is hardly noticeable by passengers except when the radio system is on and it goes off and comes back on immediately for like half a second.

I noticed an improvement once the AC is switched off as the frequency is longer

Please help out!
Crime / Re: IGP Receives Women Affairs Minister, Reveals Progress On Osinachi’s Case by Masterchef(m): 12:42am On Apr 21, 2022
They should put this guy in the same jail with Chidinma so he sees pepper.
Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Drinking Joint At Taraba Cattle Market. 3 Dead, 19 Injured (Pix) by Masterchef(m): 11:10pm On Apr 19, 2022
What's with Buhari's regime and blood

Politics / Re: Chris Ngige Declares For President, Jogs, Dances (Video) by Masterchef(m): 8:47pm On Apr 19, 2022
Another small boy

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Politics / Re: Amaechi, Buni Pay Courtesy Calls On The APC National Chairman (Photos) by Masterchef(m): 1:26am On Apr 18, 2022
Dreambeat:
Is this how 'P' is written? nawao, see people wey dey rule Nigeria.

What do you expect when even the president cannot pronounce 'P' correctly.

These useless Almajairi and quota-loving people brought Nigeria to where it is today.
Politics / Re: Bode George: Tinubu Is A Serial Betrayer, Has No Right To Label Osinbajo Judas by Masterchef(m): 7:31am On Apr 17, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWG22KrtLnQ

First time, I'm seeing anything constructive come out of the PDP. Coming very late in the day but If only the opposition parties have been doing this over the last 7 years, perhaps Buhari and Osinbajo wouldn't have destroyed Nigeria to this extent
Politics / Re: Nigeria With Yahaya Bello: Is this the Best Presidential Declaration Video? by Masterchef(m): 10:00pm On Apr 07, 2022
YEYE BELLO - THE GENIUS

Now, Yeye Bello was born in June 1975.

He started primary school in 1984 at 9 years and 3 months old perhaps. What the hell was he doing all the while?

However,10 years down the line, by 1994 he had finished primary school, JSS and SSS education. A genius indeed.

After that, in 5 years, he attended Kaduna Polytechnic but finished at ABU Zaria with an Accounting Degree. That was in 1999.

Same guy then probably did his NYSC and obtained an MBA in the same ABU by 2002.

He went on to became a chartered accountant in 2004 after which he started working (only God knows where) in 2005.

10 to barely 11 years thereafter, he became the governor of Kogi State and had already gotten a US travel ban for being among a group of Politicians undermining democracy in Nigeria.

After his swearing-in as governor in January 2016 and in an abracadabra style, he spent over N250m on security in a couple of days.

In 2021, he became a professor from a UK university. That UK university have since come out to debunk his claim while the school in fact does not offer a course in the field claimed by Yeye Bello.

The rest is history.

A man without pedigree nor any documented corporate world experience.

A man with a shady educational background only akin to that of the certificate-less mannequin.

That's the sort of worthless youth who wants to become the Nigerian President.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahaya_Bello
Politics / Re: Nigeria With Yahaya Bello: Is this the Best Presidential Declaration Video? by Masterchef(m): 7:33pm On Apr 07, 2022
Naijafever1:
This is powerful

Clueless lazy Nigerian youth who doesn't have an idea of what 'powerful' means sighted.

Who Nigerians offend sef? Same person do us very long thing oh?

Anyway, same Yeye Bello not only failed Kogites but he could have used his supposed closeness to the certificateless brain-damaged cow-loving-Boko Haramist to give
those advices his co-traveller psychopaths in power won't give in the face of a rapidly failing nation under his watch.

Shey na only grid failure you still dey grapple with? Yeye Bello will break all records taking Nigeria back to stone age.
Career / Re: Meet Husseini Jidauna, The Dancing Traffic Police Officer In Adamawa State by Masterchef(m): 12:56am On Mar 26, 2022
What's dancing got to do with controlling traffic?
Politics / Re: Atiku: Losing 2023 Presidential Election May Lead To Death Of PDP by Masterchef(m): 12:24am On Mar 16, 2022
Trustedhands:
Baba was trying to remind us that if he should lose next year elections, he might die.

Gbam!
Politics / Re: Ado Doguwa Calls Toby Okechukwu ‘Messenger Of Doom' by Masterchef(m): 12:00am On Mar 16, 2022
Same illiterate who believes Nigerians living abroad do not have the right to petition the federal government on issues pertaining to violent crimes
being committed by herdsmen in Benue.
Politics / Re: 20 Lawyers To Defend Abba Kyari by Masterchef(m): 10:10pm On Mar 09, 2022
These criminal lawyers are part of the plot to ensure the tailor cop doesn't get extradited to the US.

Kyari will eventually get convicted here in Nigeria but instead of serving his time in our prisons, he'll be sitting in his house enjoying the money he made from tailoring.
Travel / Re: Zulum Launches 500 Tricycles, 100 Toyota Corolla LE Taxi & 10 41-Seater Buses by Masterchef(m): 11:31pm On Feb 03, 2022
Misplaced priority coming from a hypocrite and calculating lip-service governor. Shame on him!

Same clown should be taking on Buhari all day long for the lack of strong will to address the issue of kidnapping, banditry and terrorism.

Anyway, Wike remains the best but just a one-eyed governor in the midst of blind many

Lovenorth:
His work is more than the entire Nigerian governors put together, Zulum would make a good president
Politics / Re: The Best Lagos State Governor From 1999 Till Date? (Pictures) by Masterchef(m): 6:06pm On Jan 28, 2022
None of these guys should impress anyone. The current governor however seems to be the worst.

Been in Port-Harvourt for the last 2 days and I just can't believe the amazingly crazy work Wike is doing.

Any responsible SWner should be ashamed of these our governors' combined accomplishment compared to what Wike alone of the 'thieving' PDP has done and is still doing.
Politics / Re: Lagos Police Confirm Arrest Of Magodo Estate Security by Masterchef(m): 12:36am On Jan 05, 2022
Since Odumosu was not visiting the estate in his capacity as the CP, he should have followed the procedure for entry. It's for the same reason he won't arrive at Dangote or Mike Adenuga's gate without an appointment or a warrant
Politics / Re: You’re Pathetic – Aisha Yesufu Blasts Bishop Oyedepo, Islamic Group Over Buhari by Masterchef(m): 12:43pm On Dec 12, 2021
She's just a mad woman.

Jonathan tried to get the girls back.

On the other hand, someone reportedly maintained the ground that 'any attack on boko haram is an attack on the North' .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq0MFpRmrYU

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Business / Re: How A Loan App Wiped My Account And Left Me Broke by Masterchef(m): 12:30pm On Dec 12, 2021
pdppower:
You claimed they wiped your account yet you still don't want to mention their name. Kwantinu

I wonder o.

At least, others can learn from this experience.

Its just so sad the type of disgusting human beings we have as Nigerians today
Politics / Re: How Lives, Revenue Are Lost On Moro Bridge In Kwara Community by Masterchef(m): 12:30am On Dec 08, 2021
If Davido can receive close to N100m under 24 hours using Twitter, the lazy politicians ruling Kwara can learn to use same medium; the goodwill of those benefiting from the regime, the NURTW, aspiring governorship candidates in Kwara, their neighbouring state, Olofa or Ofa, David Oyedepo, Lai Mohammed, Saraki and other billionaire indigenes of Kwara etc. etc. to raise N1bn and quickly fix that bridge. Its like a 2-week job once the fund raiser is done
Politics / Re: Travellers Abducted In Fresh Kaduna Attack by Masterchef(m): 12:27am On Nov 23, 2021
Where is Buhari by the way and when is he going to declare these bandits as federal civil servants?

https://www.icirnigeria.org/declare-bandits-federal-civil-servants-if-they-cant-be-tagged-terrorists-sani-tells-fg/
Crime / Re: Bandits Kidnap Travellers On Abuja-Kaduna Road (Video) by Masterchef(m): 12:00am On Nov 23, 2021
ignis:


You are talking like a fooool. So those that don't have money to fly can be kidnapped?

The guy must be more than a foool for asking people to fly from Abuja to Kaduna.

Meanwhile, why is Buhari and most Northern politicians protecting the bandits by refusing to pronounce them as terrorists?

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: APC Poor Outing ''Self Inflicted,' - Uche Nwosu by Masterchef(m): 2:18am On Nov 10, 2021
Soludo for the presidency come 2023. Insha Allah

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Politics / Re: Anambra Governorship Election Results From Ihiala (Live Updates) by Masterchef(m): 2:13am On Nov 10, 2021
Now we have a true leader among the Ibos. I must say big congratulations to Soludo and all our Igbo kinsmen.

As a Yoruba man, I wish to personally reach out to Soludo; Nigeria's next president in waiting, so he uses the next 2 years to prove his mettle, for all Nigerians to unanimously endorse him for the higher office he deserves come 2023

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TV/Movies / Re: Bukola Samuel-wemimo Leaves TVC For Channels TV by Masterchef(m): 1:44am On Oct 09, 2021
BKO na double speak journalist politician. Those small boys in Channels TV get dignity pass am. He can never work in Channels even for free. Ask Babajide what he thinks about Buhari's administration, Zulum, insecurity in the NE, the Kogi governor, Buratai etc and you feel where he's coming from.

He's just a mother fucking crazy cheap double-speak praise singer to the failed government. Let them get him to anchor 'Fireworks' and you'll see how he ass-licks the idiots destroying Nigeria


longetivity:
Na babajide kolade otitoju be next
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Politics / Re: Obadiah Mailafia Was Hounded By DSS Till He Died - Sowore by Masterchef(m): 12:04am On Sep 20, 2021
The commodore will sure die before before 2023. Please bookmark this.
AntiBMC:
The man was killed for simply speaking up. It's common knowledge that Truth stings the bodies of these quota system people like acid.

First it was Gana, then they went for Sowore's brother, now it's Malaifia. Who's next? ex-Commodore Kunle?
Politics / Re: SERAP Asks Lawan, Gbajabiamila To Reject Buhari's Fresh Request To Borrow $4bn by Masterchef(m): 12:00am On Sep 20, 2021
They should just ask Dangote to borrow us the $4b cash meant for equity in the new refinery na.
Politics / Re: Obadiah Mailafia Is Dead: Former CBN Deputy Governor Dies In Abuja by Masterchef(m): 7:54pm On Sep 19, 2021
Just last year, he raised an alarm about a sitting governor being the leading commander of Boko Haram. After that, he got hounded several times and subsequently raised concerns about his life being in danger.

They had caught up with him before now!

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Politics / Re: Army Rescue One Of The Abducted Chibok Girls, Hands Her Over To Borno Governor by Masterchef(m): 2:59am On Aug 15, 2021
All Northern Muslim elders and politicians need cover their faces in shame over this 'audio' rescue.

It's the same shari'a and almajari structures which Zulum and others support that has led to Islamic extremism and terrorism in the North. As if they care about the girl?

Smwhhhhh. Same backward bigots who marry under-aged girls and purposelessly lust for power while hard drugs make their boys mad.

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Politics / Re: Bill To Ban Female Driving In Kano Underway by Masterchef(m): 9:18am On Jul 31, 2021
A government that banned the use of mannequins for displaying clothes can ban anything.

Anyways, Kano's commissioner for information has now come out to deny the plan to ban women from driving. What is scary though is that his only excuse was that Saudi Arabia's authorities lifted a similar ban in 2018.
Politics / Re: Buhari Cracks Stubborn Projects. And It's Just The Beginning - Femi Adesina by Masterchef(m): 8:46am On Jul 31, 2021
Femi Adeshina playing mind games with Nigerians since 2015 grin.

Anyways, those against can always argue that this is not just about the infrastructure but more about the timing and morality behind the claims.

A government that promised Nigerians lots of hope but has <2 years to return 'exchange rate' to say, $1=N 200; that needs to grow the agro sector by 5000%; that needs to industrialize massively and reduce importation of refined petroleum products, steel, vehicles & accessories, food, poultry etc. by say 85%; and one that needs to increase spendings by over 3000% to deliver basic healthcare, affordable housing & free education but is rather borrowing heavily to fund expensive government structures, fund inflated projects and fight terrosism nurtured by the same government should be ashamed to point at those mediocre achievements listed by Femi Adeshina.

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