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MemoriesAndMe:
I had a similar experience in the past from eating lobsters from a Chinese restaurant. I didn't know I was allergic to it as that was my first time trying it.

My body started itching and my face got swollen just like hers. Wifey simply got me Benadryl and another allergy pill. It was gone overnight like nothing happened.

I've since avoided lobsters from then.

Apart from marrying a Reasonable Woman,
Guess, your wife is into the medical field. Either a Pharmacist or a Doctor. Glad, You are okay.

Fear Women oh

The Set of females one should beware of, are ladies that have female Best Friend.
Once a lady introduces her Best Friend, especially the single one, to her man, that is the Beginning of Infinite Trouble.

This propels the Best friend to desire her friend's Man even more further.

After Six Years, all of a sudden, it is her Best Friend that comes into the picture.

Hmm, It is well.

Just calm down, just do what someone said.
Wipe you tears, apply make up, take a nice selfie, and register on a date site. You just might be advantageous to get a man that you desire. It is well with you oh

Dantepet3000:
First and foremost most girls don't realize that most men spend more than they earn. All in a bid to enhance affection towards them.

I dated her for two years until that faithful day she found my salary voucher on my bed. Tho I do other side hustlE that enabled me pay her bills.

I've always known that when she discovers the amount I earn in my company, she will be scared of the future between us. I remember the days in shoprite that I was only able to afford bread. Oh my God, I don suffer. Anyway I had plans for us despite my 45k salary of an MSC holder. There is no financial hole I did not help her block. Infact I did what guys who earn more than me couldn't do.

She started misbehaving towards me ever since she saw that pay cheque. What she didn't know was that I did not use my other professional qualification in the company and when she left me.

I decided to forward other qualification to our management. Like play like play my salary rose to 75k after 3months 100k after 6 months 120k, now I am a site manager and I earn 360k. I believe the whole graduates in her family don't earn what I now earn combined. I am not proud or beefing anyone. Am just reminiscing. By the special grace of God I will even go higher...

PS. Now I am spending my money on my mum and family. I thank God for another chance. Bless

I connect to your Grace oo... More and Much Upliftment and Fulfillment, Bro

Jeon:
I can't date anyone that own 1 bodycount it's so irritating..
Just be bodycount free...

Just Like Me, Sweetheart

EMMARNUEL:
Tell her you will forfeit the job just for her..
Invite her over 2 nights bfr u travel, Bleep her and leave the bitch alone.

Idan is King!

Goldie - Brotherhood

Nawa oh
Could it be that if he had not announced his traveling plans, he would not have died
OR He has enemies of his advancement lurking around?

Rest in peace Bro, in the bosom of the Lord

South Hampton out
Burnley In!!
South Hampton really tried this season spoiling games for teams at the top 10 on the Premier League

Let us see if Burnley can stay in the Premier League for a long time.

[color=#006600][/color]Nawa oo
Well, He is KIA
Please, Magun is Real!
It is a trap and many are still falling into it

Beware!
Know this and know peace
Peace Be Unto You

Wow!!
I might not understand what he passed through just to have her in his life.
I am also trying to understand what made her, his 'ex'
I hope she accepts him Back with an open mind.

If this was reported to happen in Nigeria, I just do not have an idea what would have happened.
It is well!

See,
The question is not a bad question.
You are only applying caution before you step your foot on the Gas!
Please go ahead and ask the lady the question(s) you wanna ask her. There is no need been scared or ashamed doing this exercise!

The only thing is (that) it is one thing to ask her the question(s) and another thing for her to be intentionally honest with you via her answers.

Peace be unto You!

This is just simple Multiplication rule
For Example:
For number one
1. 1 1 3 x 5 = 5 6 5
Box: 6

The Redeemed Christian Church of God
Omen of Manna Parish
Lagos Province 28

The man na correct otondo!

How can a normal human invest in what is not his?
Nawa oh

Dey play
Just, dey play!

Make Dem Talk by 2shotz and 9ice

JoeRizzla:
That's their way.

When I was damn broke non of them look my face, always giving attitude, slow in chatting sef some go even reply you the next day sef chai.
But now every morning na them dey wake me up with good morning messages and most of them are broke ass girls, now na my turn make i catch cruise with them

I beg, Teach me these cruise. I want to learn how to catch cruise!

Woodland Hills High school
Hardwork is all!

Wetin consign me self?

If she rejects me, based on I am not handsome, or whatever reason
Then later invites me for her wedding, I will kneel and Thank God

She rejected me... Forget the shame, that one no consign me... What is shame? Mheww

But her Jollof Rice, Chicken, Juice did not reject me!
Besides, Hunger, taken care of, that day.

I no send anybody message!

08118059184

You so Gorgeous dear, just shed some weight!
Kisses, love ya

thebosstrevor1:
It is a trap, don't fall for it

Once,you sleep with her, she will bill your life

The sex and dating idea is just a plot to drain you dry financially.

Avoid mission

Abort mission too

Happy Father's Day Sir Emeka Hyacinth Ezeigbo! Miss you Dadd!!

Unfortunately, she did not live to enjoy her marriage
Snatched by the hands of Death

Please Sir, accept my sincere apologies on the death of your lovely wife
It is my prayer that God will comfort you, strengthen you in this time of Pain
Her soul, Rest in the Bosom of our Lord Jesus Christ

It is well with you Sir.

[b][/b] This is what we call, DIMENSIONAL MAGUN!
Stay away from married woman/married man... Mbah, No!!

You see your life now
That will teach you alittle lesson though

Well Said
If the man is not your Type, His Money should Not Be Your Type

proclinician:
I once have nearly died from sex really. It happened when i went for a health talk for one organization so it was to last for 3 days. I used to have a facebook friend in the city so i told her the hotel i lodged and she came immediately. We started gisting that was the first time we met and i was preparing my topics before. I never thought she will sleep over and i didn't get to eat well that day and sex started. After like 4 rounds i told this babe i don tire but she wouldnt hear anyone of it. I did one more doggy but immediately i became lightheaded and felt my strength leave me gradually. I became scared. I told her to stop if i come back from the seminar we can continue she no gree. I ran into the bathroom she followed me i ran into the other room (i was lodged in a suite) and locked it up. She couldnt come in and i gradually regained my sanilty and strength. If i had used any substance, any enhancer and stuffs, i for just drop dead right there.

It seems she has this Horse Power force to have sex that is why she followed Bumper to Bumper till you were victorious at the end.
I am happy you are alive Bro

one more thing that is the clear handiwork of AYE. This is what i called 'ezege' in english language meaning wickedest

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I thank baba God
This is not a new thing
besides they are children and they don't know anything.
But you see that girl in yellow outfit, i assure you, nairalanders, that she will get it Hot later! God will help those two.
Please i need to watch video myself, but i can't download.

Hmmm! This is an opportunity, that can not be missed by hungry guys that likes this kind of stuff.
Guys may even prefer them, not minding losing their job that will put Foods on the table. Oh Blood of God!
Oghene meh! As it don dey Hot ni.
My Brother, either you go backward or you go Forward.
But the truth is, Guys think Deeply before you make a move.

Aunty oh! I agree with you ni. Totally! Youre blessed left and right, for That.