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Crime › Re: Boyfriend Detained As Lover Dies Of Stomach Ache In Lagos by mastermaestro(m): 1:37pm On Jul 26, 2020
LaReinaa:
Stop cohabiting they won’t hear
Now, see expensive gbese..



RIP to the dead.
Tell them! But will they listen? They won't. Anyway, deliberate act of wrongdoing begets great misfortune.
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Detained As Lover Dies Of Stomach Ache In Lagos by mastermaestro(m): 1:33pm On Jul 26, 2020
Esseite:
There is no law stating only legally married people should live together..

Its choice really.. from a religious perspective, what if they were celebate but only living together?
Oga keep quiet and stop playing smart! They were definitely having unlawful sex. If they were legally married, he would hardly have been arrested unless there was an existing history of domestic violence against her.
Oga listen, breaking state or natural law (in this case living together unlawfully) causes everything to quickly go south against you when a little thing goes wrong. It becomes almost impossible to prove your innocence. The dude is done for! Only divine mercy can rescue him.
Politics › Re: Mai Mala Buni: Dogara’s Return To APC Excites Buhari by mastermaestro(m): 12:51pm On Jul 25, 2020
nairavsdollars:
No difference between APC and PDP. I won't be surprised if Saraki returns
He will return soon. Anything to keep their fingers in the cookie jar. grin grin
Politics › Re: Obaseki's Commissioner For Environment, Oni-Okpaku, Resigns by mastermaestro(m): 5:36pm On Jul 24, 2020
favor914:
I believe you meant to say easiest? Obaseki is finished, the Person I feel most sorry for is his deputy Shaibu, betrayed his master to follow a muppet Obaseki.
You have said it all. That dude will be hunted like a criminal when their loss becomes official. He truly betrayed his longtime master. He was a boy to Osho from his labour days.
Politics › Re: NDDC: Senate Panel Recommends Dissolution Of IMC by mastermaestro(m): 2:52pm On Jul 23, 2020
seanfer:
Just Yesterday the contractor that was awarded my street to construct drainage and the road moved to site.. As i am typing this the workers are on site working.. From my interaction with some of them after buying them drinks they made us realized all streets from Ogbogoro to St John's at Iwofe in Port Harcourt has been awarded 2 years ago but their Boss did not mobilize to site.
This is a company that got this contract through the local content act. Those stealing the money are from the ND and not the northerners.
NDDC constructed roads are worse than the ones built through local community effort. Sometimes the aftermath of such roads is far worse than their preconstruction state.
Fashion › Re: Different Types Of Barbers You Will See In Nigeria - Memes Collection by mastermaestro(m): 10:37pm On Jul 21, 2020
mrkings84:
So during the lock down period, i opted to be barbed at home by my neighbor who is a barber but his shop is far away from our residence so I haven't gotten the opportunity to patronize him B4.

Men, after that encounter, I was sick for few days. This guy's clippers gave me several little injuries, he even injured me on my eye lids. He cleared all my eyebrows completely and I was looking like a baby vulture with no hairs.


It was a free cut but I regretted it. I was wondering if that's what he goes out every 7am and come back 10pm to do....


Pls help me fix him in the number that best suit him!!!!!
I can't stop laughing. grin grin Freebies hardly turn out good. grin grin You will spend more money treating yourself than you would have spent on a nice haircut. grin
Politics › Re: Diri Rejects Alaibe’s Congratulatory Message by mastermaestro(m): 11:24pm On Jul 20, 2020
Charly68:
Alaibe messed up big time,my village people say you can't claim you are a family friend to a man you took to court ..Let him pocket his congratulatory salutation
This parable rings very loudly. I like it. grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: "I'm Talking To My Children Not You" by mastermaestro(m): 1:29pm On Jul 20, 2020
nextstep:
Perfect reply from a "child of Christ". Do you really think Jesus would approve of what you said just now?

And where is this feeling and name calling coming from? A random person on the Internet said he disagreed with a pastor's choice of words, using scripture to buttress his point. And all you can come up with is name calling. Please try better. undecided
I repeat, shut up! Take your mouth out of our family meeting! angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: "I'm Talking To My Children Not You" by mastermaestro(m): 11:33pm On Jul 19, 2020
nextstep:
Perfect attitude from a "child of Christ". Do you really think Jesus would approve of what you said just now?
Shut up, Mr Hypocrite! Get off my mention! angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: "I'm Talking To My Children Not You" by mastermaestro(m): 2:43pm On Jul 19, 2020
nextstep:
With all due respect, nobody is your child, Pastor. They are God's children, not yours... and threatening God's children with damnation for not paying tithes is not very becoming of a real pastor, I'm sorry to say.

Times are hard for people, and your only recommendation is to condemn them? This is the time Church should be giving to its congregation. If you still feel like you can afford to tithe, then do so.

And note, dear Christians - who by definition are not under the Covenant with Abraham, nor with Moses, but instead with Christ (Rom. 6:14–15), etc:

Jesus never once required you to tithe; the only reference to such was when he was chastising those who tithe but neglect other parts of the old, Mosaic Covenant. "These you ought to have done, without neglecting the others". But he came and washed the old ways away.

He does recommend giving generously (to the needy, and to help those who preach), but He did not say tithing was a requirement for salvation, or not doing so was damnation. Do not let a pastor threaten you - like a mob boss - to fund his jet and expensive suits.

Jesus also never required you to sacrifice animals, even though it was the practice by his people before He came, yet no Christian in their right mind would condemn you to hell if you don't bring a sheep or cow. Why be tied to old Covenants that don't define Christianity?
Shut up, you noisy neighbour! Don't poke your nosy nose in our family meeting. He is talking to us his children, keep off! angry angry
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Rescues Joy Nunieh From House Arrest (Video) by mastermaestro(m): 12:58pm On Jul 16, 2020
Chekwume16:
Lay men won't understand wat is playing out. It is all about selfish interest. The woman is a criminal, akpabio is a criminal, national assembly members probing them are criminals, wike is a criminal, buhari that has allowed this thing fester is a criminal. Why can't the youths see through all this and stop supporting either of the parties?
All the facts are captured in your comment. Nothing to add. grin grin
Health › Re: Peter Gambo Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by mastermaestro(m): 7:00pm On Jul 15, 2020
EVILFOREST:
Chaiiiiiiiii

PEOPLE can now see the overwhelming number of fake prophets we have in Nigeria.
Simple because they wear SUITS and parade themselves everywhere, people now see them as God-Sent.

RIP, Sir.
Precaution should be the watchword.
You are an embodiment of stupidity, illiteracy, ignorance, dumbness and idiocy. Prophets did not put you in this your misery, miserable fellow. angry
Christianity Etc › Re: 26 Church Youths Drown In River Benue, Mourned By Their Families by mastermaestro(m): 1:44pm On Jul 11, 2020
sotall:
Oh! Mr analyst! How you pushed all the blames to the victims and forgot they were Christians and it was part of the responsibility of the God they have been worshipping to save them.

Is saving lives and protection from evil not part of the benefits of being a Christian again?

Events like this should make people like you go back and think if you are not being enslaved.
It is painful to every reasonable person, that's a fact. However there were stronger reasons for them to cancel or reduce the number of those embarking on the trip.
One, the boat booked had left, and only a small one was available. This was a good enough reason to ask some to go home. Two, they got a call that the event was over! Over! What were they still going look for? Cancel the trip all together!

The kind of agonies left behind by some victims of totally avoidable tragedies is enough to hate them even in death. This was totally avoidable! GOD always offers escape signs and routes. You make your choice.
Politics › Re: Umar Resumes As Acting EFCC Chairman by mastermaestro(m): 7:58pm On Jul 08, 2020
teebaxy:
Las las everybody na hushpuppy in this country. Na our approach to thieving just differs.
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Everybody is not a thief like you! I hate these stupid generalizations and broad idiotic statements that idiots like you are peddling these days. There are many Nigerians who have never done fraud nor will they engage in it for anything.

Speak for yourself and fellow fraudsters. Get a legitimate life before you waste your soul! angry angry
Politics › Re: 'I Can’t Afford A PR Firm’ — Okonjo-Iweala Seeks Volunteers For WTO Campaign by mastermaestro(m): 2:19pm On Jul 08, 2020
erico2k2:
KIDS evrywhere, bring up a good argument not crying your heart out,I think you have much more serious problem like bad roads and Electricity than to be killing urself here!
You only needed a brief lesson on comprehension. I am glad I helped out.
Politics › Re: 'I Can’t Afford A PR Firm’ — Okonjo-Iweala Seeks Volunteers For WTO Campaign by mastermaestro(m): 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2020
erico2k2:
You seem to forget this person you are talking about is not a politician, rather an epitome of financial industries. What's wrong with her kids studying abroad? did you for once think she lived in Nigeria? her kids were born abroad b4 she even took up a position. If her CV is that corrupt as painted she would be nowhere near all these juicy positions she has attained on the world stage. Give praises to one who it's due and not politicise everything!
Shut up and read with your senses awake, not asleep. Go back and understand what that dude wrote. Your response is emotional and off point! He did not criticise her. He only stated the simple fact that she is a liar for claiming that she cannot afford a PR campaign.
Politics › Re: Hushpuppi Is An Angel Compared To Buhari - Reno Omokri by mastermaestro(m): 11:26pm On Jul 04, 2020
emmabest2000:
It seems that this runaway stupid coward man don't really like his currently freedom, as it stands now, his days are numbered...
He may think that because he is not in Nigeria that he is untouchable grin but the truth is that if he continues talking rubbish like this , he will be surprise how they will bundle him back to 9ar like cargo goods grin
His disgrace will be televised. He has crossed the line.
Travel › Re: Is It Safe To Visit Nigeria During This Pandemic? by mastermaestro(m): 8:57pm On Jul 03, 2020
OPPPS:
Keep your silly question to yourself. As at yesterday in US, over 45,000 new Infections were announced. EU has placed traveling ban on US as the death toll is above 130,000.
It's safe ,to conclude, it will be better for Nigeria Govt to place a travel ban on US as that is epicenter of covid19 as we speak
Plain truth. The dude should stay there. We don't want the American strain of the virus here. No wonder the EU has placed a ban on America.
Stay in the US oga! As far as the virus is concerned, America is a cemetery when compared to Nigeria in fatalities.
Politics › Re: Masari, Katsina Residents Hold Prayers Against Bandits by mastermaestro(m): 11:13am On Jul 03, 2020
Kekereekun123:
Reason why Nigeria cannot grow too much prayers. Israel and Saudi wey be origin of the two most popular religions do not pray in these kind of situations. They whoop the bad guys asses with bombs and fighter jets.
I like your viewpoint. If you want to crush terrorism, follow the footsteps of Israel. Those guys know how to snuff out terrorists by any means possible.
Health › Re: 561 New COVID-19 Cases , 344 Discharged And 17 Deaths On June 30 - (4205 Tested) by mastermaestro(m): 7:32pm On Jul 01, 2020
sandracute:
that is because they're not testing nor sending test results.
cc mastermaestro
Present ma. You got it. grin grin
Politics › Re: Lawmaker Throws Microphone At Keyamo During 774,000 Jobs Rowdy Committee Meeting by mastermaestro(m): 10:47am On Jul 01, 2020
Advocate500:
Comedian keyamo with his clownish attire just to be politically correct,this men can do anything,I know the gullible will fall for keyamo's antics,one's a human right activist all have gone to the dustbin of history. Show me one reason y u feel keyamo is different from the selfish lawmakers I will show u a million reasons why they are the same people,craving for public sympathy have been keyamo's antics right from the day's of bola igi if u know u know.
The attire was my first sight of disgust. It was very slavish of him to try to appear Northern in order to gain acceptance. He was rightly embarrassed.
Health › Re: 561 New COVID-19 Cases , 344 Discharged And 17 Deaths On June 30 - (4205 Tested) by mastermaestro(m): 12:31am On Jul 01, 2020
Don't let the low figures of most states deceive you. They are simply not testing! Lagos and Edo states are the only two states where they have multiple testing centres in virtually every local council.
Politics › Re: Lance Corporal Martins Arrested After Calling Out Buratai, Service Chiefs by mastermaestro(m): 10:15am On Jun 24, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Sometimes it takes the actions of one person to spark up revolution and Change. Don't be a coward for that which you try to protect will definitely be lost Las Las.
Coward? You probably don't know the meaning. Resign if you can't! Going on air goes against everything the military stands for.
This is mutiny! Revolution? grin Get on the street and begin one. You will be history! grin How come I didn't see you beside Sowore when he was being 'schooled' on revolution? grin Get some sleep boy!
Politics › Re: Lance Corporal Martins Arrested After Calling Out Buratai, Service Chiefs by mastermaestro(m): 10:10am On Jun 24, 2020
dometome:
you are the one who is an idiot. Not him. Ok?
Serve in the military and try this rubbish, I will delightfully carry out the military order to oversee your misery. Lawless anarchist!
Politics › Re: Lance Corporal Martins Arrested After Calling Out Buratai, Service Chiefs by mastermaestro(m): 10:07am On Jun 24, 2020
Ausrichie:
Absolute horseshit from a conservative fascist.
Says a headless liberal anarchist. Conservatives actually keep the world in order and decent. Without conservatives, this whole place will be a mess. You wonder why GOD allows conservatives to hold more political power and influence over the world? Because GOD is a Conservative. He upholds values, laws, system, order, decency and hierarchy.
Politics › Re: Lance Corporal Martins Arrested After Calling Out Buratai, Service Chiefs by mastermaestro(m): 10:02am On Jun 24, 2020
Oladeligt:
Honestly the guy is a wise fool. He doesn't even need to resign. If he is fed up with the job, he can just desert quietly instead of been used as scapegoat. The same people who were clapping for him when he posted the video will be no where to be found when Army wants to punish him.
Don't mind the idiot. I only pity his family who could also be in danger now. He will regret his reckless act, that is if he lives to.
Politics › Re: Lance Corporal Martins Arrested After Calling Out Buratai, Service Chiefs by mastermaestro(m): 10:00am On Jun 24, 2020
sammirano:
We all know that we don't have lawyers in Nigeria because they don't even stand for anything in this country and thus they are regarded as trash. This guy understands the power of lawyers.
Lawyer to do what? Stop typing like a baby. The idiot should have resigned. He is lucky he wasn't silently executed, which may still happen anyway. He swore to lay down his life barring all difficulties. That oath binds him! No lawyer can free him. He will face a military tribunal where his fate will be decided. He is still in service!

He is now a rebel who will be rightly treated as one. No military globally will tolerate this nonsense. He is roasted!
Politics › Re: Lance Corporal Martins Arrested After Calling Out Buratai, Service Chiefs by mastermaestro(m): 9:54am On Jun 24, 2020
He will be punished severely for being stupid enough to go on air against his superiors. It is mutiny and sabotage. Nowhere in the world is such act of rebellion tolerated in the military.
He should simply have resigned instead this death sentence he foolishly placed on himself and family.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Branded Most Selfish Footballer After Not Taking Penalty In Napoli Game by mastermaestro(m): 1:48pm On Jun 18, 2020
uunwanaobong3:
English FA is trying to start what they can not finish...................... From writing an inscription of "black lives matter" (a political inscription of a far left U.S Democrat) at the back of players jersey to forcing all players to take a knee (a political symbol), ..... According to FIFA law, political symbol and messages no matter how good it is should never be mixed with football, neither should any political message nor symbol be written on players jersey, that football belongs to all irrespective of your side of opinion.

It would have been better for English FA to used "say no to racism" than for them to use "black lives matter" (a political message) in premier league,....... Infact it would have been so perfect if the NHS was written in place of "black lives matter" in order to pay tribute to doctors who are currently at the Frontline saving lives of others and losing their own lives .............. Also it would have been much better for them to say that taking a knee should be optional rather than being compulsory for all players............. mixing football with politics is a very dangerous acts.............. infact FA should immidiately apologize for banning the use of poppy (a figure that seeks to honour world war 2 fallen hero soldiers) on players jerseys, because it is also for a noble cause ............................................. I wouldn't be surprised if players from now henceforth start to displays political figures and messages about various oppressive regime and evil act committed by their various government in their singlet and displaying them during matches (they will be justified in doing so, because it is also about a noble cause of freedom)......... I hope this will not bring about double standard, since political freedom messages can be express, I believe that no one should be denied freedom of expressing his own freedom political message.
And forcing everyone to kneel irrespective of their opinion is bad for a global fundamental human rights of freedom of taught and expression................... Football is a game for all (whether white, black, brown, purple etc) and the message displayed should be inclusive to all races,... Not pitting one race against another.............. AS FOR ME, "all lives matter"
Very impressive piece!
Politics › Re: Aso Rock Shooting: Aisha Buhari's ADC, Escort Commander May Face Panel This Week by mastermaestro(m): 8:08am On Jun 15, 2020
Abba Kyari maintained stability in Aso Rock. His stability went with him. Get ready for a turbulent ride, people!
Crime › Re: Oluwatoyin Salau 'Toyin' Found Dead In Florida by mastermaestro(m): 8:05am On Jun 15, 2020
OyinO:
And who told you whites don't kill whites? Let the whites kill their own whites. We are not talking about Black-on-Black violence or killings. When the time comes, we will protest that one. We are currently talking about white racist profiling and technical elimination of Blacks in the USA. And that's the reason for the protest.
Come back and read the rubbish you vomited here. Very idiotic reasoning! I hope the police crush those criminals hiding under the guise of protests on American streets. Just look at what your so-called equality protesters have turned their cities into...looting and burning down businesses that their generation couldn't build.

People are profiled for criminal tendencies after a long period of consistent and deliberate commission of certain crimes. Today Nigeria leads the ignominious way for internet fraud. Now why should a functional government not profile such a people?

A dog is called a dog because it can't stop barking.

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