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Politics › Re: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by mastermaestro(m): 10:46pm On Feb 03, 2020
Urchman200:
I thought is 17 virgins y reducing to 7?
Funny guy. grin grin It is actually 72.
Christianity Etc › Re: Insecurity Protest: Adeboye Leads RCCG Members On CAN Prayer Walk Today by mastermaestro(m): 12:43pm On Feb 02, 2020
YorubaNinja:
What anointing? You've got mental problems just like the millions of their members that worship them, I swear. If you truly have the Holy Spirit, you'll be able to know the true anointing NOT material or 9ja one.
You are doomed, no doubt about it. You can continue on your highway of self-destruction. Those folks are amongst the most successful preachers alive. You that claim to have the HOLY SPIRIT, I am cocksure you cannot shepherd ten people rightly for one year.
Politics › Re: Ganduje Renews Feud With Emir Sanusi Over Sale Of Landed Properties by mastermaestro(m): 7:24pm On Jan 31, 2020
Saviola6053:
I don't pray to have an enemy like Ganduje. Infact he will chase someone to his grave. grin shocked
Ganduje's ultimate goal is to depose Sanusi. Between now and the middle of next year, Sanusi could be gone for good. sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by mastermaestro(m): 8:40pm On Jan 30, 2020
jayson87:
I see the reason Busola Dakolo is mad. Timi can't give her the kind of life Fatoyinbo is giving his wife. In her deepest mind she would be wishing she was the one cleebrating 20yrs with Fatoyinbo.
This is very brutal! However it is the truth, bitter though. grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Ernest Asuzu Battles Stroke, Turns Roadside Beggar by mastermaestro(m): 10:20pm On Jan 27, 2020
fredoooooo:
Well pastor must do his ritual also na, they give 1 take 100 .. be very careful of free gifts ..
Many people don't know this. Leave them to continue looking for free gifts.
Politics › Re: Amotekun Proposed Law: Wale Fapohunda Says Personnel Will Have Powers To Arrest by mastermaestro(m): 2:53pm On Jan 27, 2020
sapientia:
By the time we succeed in creating this monster.

We will start calling God and praying.

These guys should just be trained on HUMINT and made to police and other security agencies with timely Intel.

Once they start doing vigilante service, there you have it, extra-judicial killings loading.

Bakassi and OPC boys comes to mind.
Nigeria is creating militia groups right, left and centre. One day, they will all become uncontrollable and brutal. They created SARS. Now see what it has turned into. Hisbah in the North is something else.
Anyway, the idiotic low-level supporters of this proliferation of so called security outfits will be at the receiving end when this new pet grows into a bloodthirsty beast.
Education › Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by mastermaestro(m): 6:31pm On Jan 23, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
There is this guy called a certain appellation, lemme conceal dat as necessarygrin lemme call him kiridikiridi.
Kiridikiridi was a very stubborn boy, he had no fear for anybody whatsoever. It was a mango season wen the principal and the rest of his subordinates told us the student that we should not touch any of the mango trees to pluck mangoes but we would still not heed to their course...wetin consan us before?grin

this fateful day, kiridikiridi just wanted to answer his call of nature(stubbornness) den he climbed one mango tree which is beside the road which everybody ply, he went up the tree and began plucking some mangoes to eat, immediately he saw the principal coming he just threw one of the half-chewed mangoes from the top to the front of the principal, expectedly the principal shouted who is dat as he was looking up to the tree den kiridikiridi told him.. it's me.., the principal responded by sayin haven't we told u not to do dis again?? the response of dis stubborn boy was mouthwatering...

He just said in yoruba, Boya Abare logbin mangoro sibee waa so fun a.., Eyemi wa Lara ihonra foriru eso re a sibee, oyahi kaamoje.

Meaning; Weda na ur papa plant mango for here u go tell us, my mama dey among people wey use head carry d seed come here wen dem wan plant am and una dey say make we no eat am.grin
Complete the story. What did the principal do to the boy?
Politics › Re: Ihedioha: Women In Black Protest, Cry For God's Intervention For Ihedioha (Photo by mastermaestro(m): 7:44pm On Jan 20, 2020
Save the little you stole. Don't waste it on a bunch of unhelpful bread hunters. sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 19th January 2020 by mastermaestro(m): 4:07pm On Jan 19, 2020
Not a special match to look forward to. It is one top team against a small team. sad sad
Celebrities › Re: Godwin Olusoji Akindele's Burial: Funke Akindele Absent At Father's Funeral by mastermaestro(m): 3:44pm On Jan 19, 2020
Joshmodest:
The children in question are adults they may have thier reasons , whether acceptable or not ...
BTW men should learn to care for thier children , gone are those days when you let your wife suffer to take care of the kids , and you tell yourself , that the children would come to look for you in the future after they are accomplished . Any body tries that with a child like me , you'll be finished , i totally would have nothing to do with you even if you come back yourself to beg ...take care of your kids , cos if you don't , there's always a repercussion you wouldn't like or expect ..
I'm not saying that's what happened in funke's case , I'm just putting this out !
Clear and simple! Any man who deliberately dodges family responsibilities towards his children should be left to suffer pain and want at old age so that others can learn from his youthful idiocy. What you sow, you should reap! Emotions and sentiments can take a bus ride to hell! sad
Politics › Re: Gadzama, Diette Spiff hail Dickson over Bayelsa Golf Course by mastermaestro(m): 1:37pm On Jan 19, 2020
Where is the golf course or slum? undecided Give us pictures.
Family › Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by mastermaestro(m): 10:30pm On Jan 18, 2020
Stupid, toxic and destructive post. The OP is unwell mentally. angry angry
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Prostrates To Greet Buhari In London, Takes Selfie With President by mastermaestro(m): 9:55pm On Jan 18, 2020
CookieMarley:
Joshua for just give that baba one or two punches whether the man brain go function well
You haven't met a very prominent person that you so dislike face to face. Your anger towards him/her magically switches to reverence. grin grin Ask others. cheesy Leaders, whether political, economic, or religious, are surrounded with an aura of grace that compels you to honour them when you meet them one on one. It is inexplicable. smiley
Phones › Re: Are You Experiencing Slow Data Speed On MTN & Did You Get This Message? by mastermaestro(m): 2:21pm On Jan 18, 2020
I roam round my apartment nowadays looking for good network.
Politics › Re: Stop Calling Us NEPA, It Shows You Don’t Want Electricity - Discos Spokesperson by mastermaestro(m): 12:56pm On Jan 18, 2020
NEPA was actually better.
Crime › Re: #JusticeForChima: Chima Ikwunado, Mechanic Tortured To Death By Police In Rivers by mastermaestro(m): 6:21pm On Jan 17, 2020
payperpost:
I seriously need to teach you a little lesson, we will see soon.

start watching your back
I beg you in GOD'S name, please overlook his childish rants. Please let the ignorant boy be. wink
Politics › Re: Current List Of Most Corrupt Countries In The World, Ghana Overthrows Nigeria by mastermaestro(m): 5:49pm On Jan 16, 2020
Nigeria is not as corrupt as you guys paint it. Travel round some countries in Africa, you will be shocked.
Politics › Re: Current List Of Most Corrupt Countries In The World, Ghana Overthrows Nigeria by mastermaestro(m): 5:47pm On Jan 16, 2020
Teibaba:
When counting people in hellfire, you don't count the devil because he's always there.

Nigeria made corruption since decades ago. So just chill

Politics › Re: Is This Well Located In Nigeria? (Photo) by mastermaestro(m): 5:16pm On Jan 16, 2020
pappilo:
Unbelievable that this stupid comment got so many likes. Are there so many stupid people in Nigeria?
Quite shocking man. I was perplexed at the number of likes he got for typing absolute gibberish. angry
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Got The Bouquet At Sandra's Wedding by mastermaestro(m): 10:37pm On Jan 12, 2020
StarUp:
Issorite...

Meanwhile...
You borrowed money from me and you are now posting "I wish I could just die"... Are you mad? I cover you with the blood of Jesus.
What kind of wicked joke is this? grin grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Prophetess Success Oni Onwueze Poisoned To Death By Her Pastors (obituary) by mastermaestro(m): 9:49pm On Jan 11, 2020
GeniusWannabe:
Being a prophetess doesn't automatically give her the extraordinary ability to foresee ALL things. That would make her coequal with God.
I strongly disagree with you. If she was a genuine prophetess she could not have be taken unawares, unless she ignored a clear warning.
Being a genuine prophet or prophetess is no joke, dude.
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores 4 Goals In El Classico. by mastermaestro(m): 7:59pm On Jan 11, 2020
boborneyor:
see them here .....Bad belle people
They are all bastards. angry angry
Politics › Re: Buhari: I joined Politics Because I’m Not Corrupt by mastermaestro(m): 10:46pm On Jan 10, 2020
Afamed:
I am not indomie generation like you.Buhari as military head of state , I didn't read it in daily newspapes but I witnessed it
You are a passionate defender of lies and failure. Pathetic! sad sad
TV/Movies › Re: Judge Orders Netflix To Remove Gay Jesus Movie “The First Temptation Of Christ.” by mastermaestro(m): 4:59pm On Jan 09, 2020
Arrewa:
All religions have deficiencies in their writings but by and large Christianity is the biggest fraud of them all. They are the only one that says you must follow Jesus to go to heaven. What a boatload of TRASH that is.
The same Jesus was son of God and God at the same time - Another fraud.
Jesus was born my immaculate conception - biggest fraud in the bible.
Jesus has been coming back since more than 2000 years ago - Big fraud. He's dead and he aint coming back. He died just like other human being that had their hearth stopped pumping blood. The rest is just Hollywood fantasy story written by the Romans to control the rest of the world.

Close to 70 PERCENT of the WORLD POPULATION are not even Christians, so you are telling me that they are all going to hell?

Most that are Christians were born into the religion, that means that GOD has already punished about 70 percent of the world when they were born into other religions. I beg save me the trash. That means that God himself is mean by allowing most of the world population to be born into regions where Christianity is not prevalant. I doubt that.

My world outlook is to be good to others, and treat people the way you want to be treated. If there's heaven, then you will make it.
Without JESUS CHRIST you are doomed already! Unless you accept JESUS CHRIST as your LORD and SAVIOUR you have no place in GOD'S Heavenly Kingdom. No time to sugarcoat!
Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye On US And Iran: Donald Trump Is An Inspiration by mastermaestro(m): 10:55am On Jan 09, 2020
BluntBoy:
The truth is bitter, son.

Christianity is dead.

After the death of Christ, we had the saints who constituted the Early Church. They were not called Christians because they built churches or preached every Sunday/Saturday. They were called Christians because the unbelievers could not tell them separately from Christ. In other words, they saw everything about Christ in them. You can't buy this Christ-like quality with money. So, if you like, buy all the available lands on Earth, you won't be able to buy your way into Heaven nor would you be able to buy the sort of Christianity that the Early Christians practised.

Christianity is dead. What we have is an empty shell. A religion no different from other religions of this world.

Christianity as a way of life died with the Early Christians.
Liar like your father the devil! The only dead thing here is you, an unsaved soul. In your lifetime every property you own will be turned into churches.

Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye On US And Iran: Donald Trump Is An Inspiration by mastermaestro(m): 9:02am On Jan 09, 2020
BluntBoy:
Christianity is not about buying the whole world.

If you like turn all the buildings on this Earth into churches, it wouldn't matter. What matters is the people that worship there.

If there are 30 million churches in this world but you find it hard to find one genuine Christian, than all those church buildings are a big waste.

A true Christian would have said Wait until I convert you

But rather, your sight was on the things of the world. So, you wrote Wait until I buy your inheritance

To you, the church is marching on based on the number of church buildings. But what is the essence of a church building full of spiritually dead Christians such as yourself?

And what do you benefit if you gain the whole world but lose your own soul? Is anything worth more than your soul? (Matthew 16:26)

The angels rejoice in Heaven when a soul is won, not when a church building is erected.
Look at him trying to sound diplomatic. I repeat I will buy your inheritance and where you work for our prayer ground as a punitive lesson for saying the rubbish that Christianity is dead.

Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye On US And Iran: Donald Trump Is An Inspiration by mastermaestro(m): 12:28am On Jan 09, 2020
BluntBoy:
You actually think Christianity is waxing stronger? They are making a mockery of Christianity everywhere, especially in Africa. From someone calling God on his cellphone to a group of church members eating grass. There are those bowing down to images and those making sextapes of them performing MouthAction on a woman. And those claiming that all pastors like big booty women.

My brother, Christianity is dead.
Just as you are dead? Shut up! Your opinion about Christianity counts as ant droppings.
Just wait until I buy your inheritance, your work place for our new prayer grounds. sad sad

Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye On US And Iran: Donald Trump Is An Inspiration by mastermaestro(m): 10:04pm On Jan 08, 2020
beckNcall:
What an idiot. Christianity is dead
Grow a functional brain! After you are long gone, Christianity will still be around waxing stronger. grin grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye On US And Iran: Donald Trump Is An Inspiration by mastermaestro(m): 9:59pm On Jan 08, 2020
SangoOlukosoOba:
Na that guy go sell redemption camp las Las


The earlier Adeboye sacrifice the guy to God, the better.
grin grin

Travel › Re: Akwa Ibom Government Acquires Two New Aircraft For Ibom Air by mastermaestro(m): 11:29am On Jan 08, 2020
Ebenezar2020:
shut the hell up and stop talking trash
Take correction for mental growth.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Will Not Join America In War Against Iran - Benjamin Netanyahu by mastermaestro(m): 11:28am On Jan 08, 2020
BluntBoy:
The fact that you are in a war does not mean you can hit anyone.

You are only allowed to hit enemy armed forces (or whatever constitutes armed, e.g., insurgents). You are not allowed to hit unarmed civilians.
Says who? UN, that is headquartered in New York? Or the Hague that can't bark at an American President? sad sad State war has rules only in the books, not in the field.

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