₦airaland Forum

I said earlier that members of the APC are dimwits. This just proved me right.


In his word, "leave a naira on the table in a room with Buhari, and you'll find the same naira on the table in the room". The reason why you'll find the naira the same way it was kept is because Buhari lacks business idea on how to invest and get good returns.


So Tinubu just unwittingly made us understand if we left a naira on the table in a room with Atiku, he would not just sit there and watch the naira depreciate in value, he would take the naira, invest it, and return it as dollar.

Buhari is a mere figure head, nothing more, nothing less.

Atiku is way too charismatic, a nationalist, not perfect, not the best for Nigeria, but surely better than Buhari in many different terms.

I still reiterate, 95% of APC members have very low intellectual capacity.

Jeez! Is this man dumb? Or is he acting dumb?


He was part of the PDP, a two time PDP governor in River State, and was part of those who embezzled money.


For this dimwit to openly ask Nigerians not to vote for PDP clearly shows he has really lost it. A case of a devil who crossed over from purgatory to hell in disguise, slandering a place he was part of, and even contributed negatively to.


It's quite evident, 95% of APC members have IQs lower than that of a donkey.


Truth be told, members of this APC have very low intellectual capacity.

These ones are not power drunk, unlike the ones we have here in Africa, Nigeria specifically, that want to die on the seat of power.

Creativity with Risk.



Good initiative, bad concept.


Safety consideration is zero. It's not safe enough to use at home.

Vtrd:
Glo is fast in my area
Glo with pride.

Let me guess, Elewure community? Glo is a chest-beater network in rural areas. But in metropolitan areas, they're slower than an injured "Gary".

Why not reconsider my offer?!

yomidice:
A snail is faster than glo network

Even an injured snail is faster than Glo network



Stand under Glo network mast, you still won't have network. Glo is The worst network provider in Nigeria.

It's sad to see that the military are doing the job of the terrorists

I'll add Genotype/Rhesus factor test, psychological evaluation too, so you or she'll be sure s/he's not marrying a "werewolf".

The vivid reason why Buhari can't win this election free and fair but Atiku is the "Northern Rule Extension Factor".



The South West had ruled for 8yrs. The North got the chance to rule for 8yrs but ended up ruling for 2yrs. The South-South ruled for 6yrs. The North got the chance again and presently rules for 4yrs, hoping to rule for another 4yrs. While Buhari and his supporters are busy showing their 4+4 signs, the Northern council of elders is busy considering 4+4+4 options. Buhari has ruled for 4yrs, with obvious failure even to the blind and deaf. So, it's not far-fetched to think the North would rather throw their support for Atiku in order to rule the country for 4(Buhari)+4(Atiku)+4(Atiku).


That's my deduction.

So much for freedom of choice!

Quite sad.


Well, she should still be thankful he didn't make away with all the money he withdrew.



People should be very careful at ATM venues. Don't allow strangers to assist you with transactions. Always use ATMs stationed in bank premises if you're not ATM compliant. The security could assist if you need help.

How does one restitute a wife whom one coveted(as a girlfriend) from his friend when they dated in their youth?



Well, I believe apology is a better restitution after repentance. Otherwise, a man who steals before his repentance would have to return everything he bought with the ill-gotten money including his underwear.

Most women mean the opposite of what they say.

"More fashionable", not most.


But the right expression is "who's better dressed"

My offer: N40,000.

My location: Kubwa, Abuja

It's not about the parties, but about the credibility of the candidates.


Credible candidates should be voted for, irrespective of their parties.

The evidence of God's existence lies in science and technology.



Look no further, God truly manifests himself through science and technology.


Just think about it, isn't it unbelievable that two or more callers who are thousands of kilometres away can actually have a conversation like they're all sitting on the same bench?



To me, that's a concrete evidence of God's existence, unlike fictional tales of his existence.

The only strategy the Nigerian Army know too well is "Repelling the terrorists". They are always repelling the terrorists, which is a clear indication the insurgents are more offensive
than they are.

Figuratively speaking I guess

OBJ! The only Ex-president with greater influence than a current president.



If election was contested by OBJ and Buhari in Katsina state, OBJ will flaw Buhari.



He's truly an eagle... The older he grows, the stronger he becomes.

Whenever I board any public vehicle, I make it a must to pull out my main phone lines(sims) and replace them with dummy lines(other sims).



Insecurity everywhere! So pathetic!

Has Wole Soyinka become the Minister of Labour and Industries? Why disrupt an event that has no government involvement?


This was a right move at the wrong event. ASUU should try disrupting APC presidential campaign events.

In medical terms... "Priapism and pubococcygeal contractory pull".

Emeskhalifa:
Ogar Doctor how come it only happens to spouse caught cheating??

Random chance occurrence. Does it happen to all married cheats? The answer is no! Does it also happen to married or unmarried couples? The answer is yes.

What happened was a random chance priapism and pubococcygeal contraction(I choose to stick to these medical phenomena, may be slightly wrong though).


Reality is what you choose to believe. So sad Africa aligns many occurrences to spirituality and diabolism.


Well, if a baby calls his father "dadda", I understand why many choose to call this incidence "juju". The medics call it priapism or captivus or pubococcygeal contraction, whichever applies.

So sad.


But I wonder how a 9yrs old child knew about suicide.


The authorities of every country should enact laws against bullying.

aragonchuks:
Please I have been sick for sometime now until I went for the test and the results were out (Malaria &Typhoid )and I am on medication at the moment. Mid medications I started experiencing pain urinating .. before you say Gonorrhea ,there were no results for that after my culture and blood test ... I have already spent 30k on this still I have that.. now urinating is like a nightmare to me and I also have discharge from my penis .. I really need help please

Clinical symptoms(what you described you experience) clearly indicate it's an STI. Dysuria and penile discharge most often associate with Sexually Transmitted Infection.


I'd suggest you run another test elsewhere.

Democracy can't be truncated by an insensitive leader who's hell bent on rigging his way to second term in office, to unleash absolute hardship on the people as his next level agenda.


The National Assembly should go ahead and override his veto of assent to the electoral bill.



APC is truly a party of dimwits. Very low intelligent fellows stuff in the party. The APC was typically formed by the brain of a cattle, tongue of a giraffe, the arms of a chicken, the body of a porcupine, and the legs of a hopper. APC has nothing to offer other than witch-hunting, which clearly exposes its wizardry.

Psychopath!




But wait a second. How can a psycho kill 22 women and all the court could do was sentenced him to life imprisonment? What happened to death sentence?

It's just so obvious Ronaldo tries so much to outdo/outshine Messi, who by the way doesn't take cognisance of him.


Ronaldo is a great player, but Messi is greater. Even the gods know it.

Has Babachir disappeared? Why hasn't he been arrested by the EFCC?

Why's the APC using the EFCC to witch-hunt the opposition?

Because he has a God given gift to be exceptionally brilliant in football.


He isn't a made footballer. He is a "born" footballer.

That's just the only response he has.