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Politics › Re: Why I Resigned As Finance Minister – Kemi Finally Breaks Silence (full Text] by matrix199(m): 6:35am On Sep 15, 2018
He without a sin, should cast the first criticism.

At least she did the right thing afterwards.
Crime › Re: Taraba Police Nab Three For Killing Six-year-old For Ritual by matrix199(m): 5:58am On Sep 12, 2018
If only the "Minority Report Technology" was real, criminals' conspiracy plans are seen ahead of time and are foiled before the crimes are committed , life would be a lot safer.



Too bad the technology is fictional.
Politics › Re: Merkel, Other Heads Of State Who Has Visited Since June by matrix199(m): 6:58am On Aug 31, 2018
Don't you think these leaders are coming to verify Trump's comment about Buhari being lifeless.
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Vs RMD: Who Rocked The Scottish Skirt 'Kilt' Better? by matrix199(m): 6:45am On Aug 31, 2018
Isn't it obvious?! The former rocked the Scottish skirt better than the latter.
Romance › Re: Relationship Expert Blast Man Who Asked Him To Swear He Never Asked For Nudes by matrix199(m):
His response shows the kind of man he is. He may turn out to be a wife batter.


The sarcastic question might seem crude, but it only required a simple and short reply.... "No, I've never"


The question really struck his nerves. His response could have been drawn from the fact he either had asked for, or he had sent his to someone.


I see no stupidity or insolence in the question asked.


I've also realised that those who call themselves Christians are actually Christianoids. Christians never say they are, but show they are.
Politics › Re: Kingsley Moghalu Dumps PACT, Says I Am Still In The Presidential Race by matrix199(m): 6:12am On Aug 31, 2018
I don't understand why many of Nigerian politicians don't always concede to fair defeat
Health › Re: Death Will Be 'optional' And Ageing 'curable' By 2045, Say Genetic Engineers by matrix199(m): 11:41pm On Aug 30, 2018
Science and Technology

Man's greatest studies!
Romance › Re: What Is Average Time A Man Should Use During Sex. by matrix199(m): 7:09pm On Aug 29, 2018
yeyerolling:
33 yr old man behaving lik a sissy. All this men wey marry as virgin self hahahah
At least he's honest about his sexual dysfunction, and wants help.


You don't have to mock him for seeking help. In fact, your mockery clearly shows who the real sissy is.
Romance › Re: What Is Average Time A Man Should Use During Sex. by matrix199(m): 6:43pm On Aug 29, 2018
olayemi85:
very educative, thanks so much
You're welcome!
Romance › Re: Strangers Bump Into Each Other With Same Dress And This Happens.. (pics) by matrix199(m): 6:41pm On Aug 29, 2018
mikejj:
coahsident ,go to education to acquire school pls.
Usually I don't respond to quotes made by dimwits, but in your case, I will, because I wouldn't want you to grow horns as you grow older.



Take your studies more seriously, tell your old folks to enrol you in a good school. And mind who you quote next time, ok?
Romance › Re: What Is Average Time A Man Should Use During Sex. by matrix199(m):
Everyone with his own threshold.


Men have lower threshold than women. Most men have low threshold. The average time it takes most men to climax(cum) is within 5 to 7mins. It's perfectly normal for a man to cum within 5 to 7mins. Don't feel bad if you do, it's perfectly normal.


Most women have high threshold. The average time it takes most women to climax(orgasm) depends on the intensity of the stimulation, their mood, and the stamina of their partners. Few women climax(orgasm) within a short time of intercourse.


So, don't expect to get your partner to cimax(orgasm) if you have a low threshold, and she has a high threshold.


If your lady has a high threshold(like 20 to 30mins to orgasm), while you have a low threshold(like 3 to 7mins), the key is sexual subtlety. Don't begin with thrust. First initiate pre-intimacy technique, work on her sensitive spots with your fingers and your tongue. That should push her threshold closer to her finish line. When you sense she's getting there, join the race, thrust fast and relax, do that again.

At the end, you're both likely to get to the finish line together( or finish close to each other). Everyone wins!

That's how to be a man with subtlety.
Romance › Re: The Bro Code. by matrix199(m): 5:55pm On Aug 29, 2018
You sound like a mean son.
I'd love to buy you a cold bottle of milk.
Crime › Re: Pastor, Wife, 6 Others Burnt To Ashes In Plateau State by matrix199(m): 5:30pm On Aug 29, 2018
Something urgent has to be done to curtail the excesses of marauding Fulani herdsmen.


RIP to the dead
Career › Re: What Good Skill Can A Lady Learn In Nigeria? by matrix199(m): 5:27pm On Aug 29, 2018
Hairstyling.
Romance › Re: Strangers Bump Into Each Other With Same Dress And This Happens.. (pics) by matrix199(m): 5:21pm On Aug 29, 2018
It's called..."COINCIDENCE"
Politics › Re: 2019: I'm All Out For Free And Fair Election - Buhari Assures Theresa May by matrix199(m): 4:56pm On Aug 29, 2018
Now we know why she came
Crime › Re: Police Arrest 2 Suspected Ritualists In Lagos, The 3rd One Lynched By Mob by matrix199(m): 1:35pm On Aug 28, 2018
Now the real mad people are no longer safe. Any mad looking fellow would be a prime suspect of ritualism*, and jungle justice may be meted on him with or without concrete evidence.


Any real mad man or mad woman that unwittingly strays into hot zones(where they're apprehensive of ritualists who disguise as mad people, may end up been lynched.
Politics › Re: "Nigeria Needs Competent, Not Strong Leaders" - Jega Says by matrix199(m): 7:25am On Aug 28, 2018
Weakness is incompetence on its own.

No weak man is ever competent.

No competent man is ever weak.

To be competent, you at least have to be strong.



What Nigeria needs is strong, educated, non-tribalistic, intelligent, and irreligiously* inclined leaders.


Buhari lacks those qualities.
Romance › Re: Pls Help Me, Someone I Care About Is Ignoring Me. by matrix199(m):
I'm sure the reason she doesn't see you is because she has eyes on some other person, who may likely not see her as well, just as some other lady(ies) has her eyes on you, but you act like you don't see her(them).



Many a times, everyone seems to be looking forward, and never seem to realise there are others behind looking at them. If you've seen the movie, "Ready Player One" by Steven Spielberg, the race for the first key, the moment the lad drove backward, he got to the finish line ahead of others driving forward.


Look backward sometimes, you may discover that what lies behind is better than what lies ahead.


My point is, you never even consider the fact she may have someone else she's head over heels for.
So, do the right thing, walk up to her and try to be friends with her. If that doesn't work, move on and look back, you'll be amazed afterwards.
Jokes Etc › Re: I Killed My Best Friend by matrix199(m): 2:24am On Aug 27, 2018
Third degree manslaughter.
Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare: I Gave El-Rufai N160M To Contest For Kaduna Governor In 2015 by matrix199(m): 2:13am On Aug 27, 2018
[quote author=sexyanyabubakar post=70641276][/quote]Your point?
Politics › Re: Atiku Speaks On Decamping From PDP To APGA by matrix199(m): 6:56pm On Aug 26, 2018
If that happens, that'll make him a world class political prostitute.
Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare: I Gave El-Rufai N160M To Contest For Kaduna Governor In 2015 by matrix199(m): 6:13pm On Aug 26, 2018
obailala:
Obviously your opinion about him is based purely on personal contempt and not based on any form of objectivity whatsoever. Little wonder you attacked me because I didn't buy into the narrative you tried to sell..

You asked where Bakare got N160 million from. I gave you a simple answer to the question you asked. And then you return accusing me of DEFENDING him?... Dince when did it become a crime to answer a question?

You simply just expected everyone to share your views without questions. When you asked the question, you asked with no intentions of obtaining an answer and were obviously disappointed when an answer came. Learn to be emotionally mature man!

I put it to you again, Bakare was a rich man even before he ventured into ministry and even currently as a pastor, he still runs different businesses which can still sustain his status as a rich man (who can easily raise N160m) even if his chuexh closes today. Your contempt for him cannot change that fact. And if you think that by airing this simple fact, it automatically means I am DEFENDING someone, so be it; I am defending truth.
When has the statement "You don't have to defend him" become an attack? When has it become an emotional reaction? Isn't it obvious you need the mental growth?


You don't know a single fact about Bakare. You claimed he was a rich man before becoming a pastor, that he owned a cargo airline.

Now read this... Bakare read law in Unilag between 1977 to 1980. He was called to bar in 1981, and went for NYSC afterward, and later joined Gani Fawehinmi Chambers. In 1984, he established his own chamber. In 1988, he was called into the ministry. In 1989, he founded the Latter Rain Assembly.

He never owned a large scale poultry farm, let alone a cargo airline.


I don't want to believe I wasted my time on you.
Christianity Etc › Re: If The Pope Doesn't Need A Private Jet... So Does Your GO!.. Daddyfreeze by matrix199(m):
Only a very selfish and incompassionate G.O would put luxury and comfort over the plights of his members.


Private jets acquisition and maintenance cost a fortune, thus, those who make a lot of money from business, music, sport, entertainment, own them.


For men of God to own aircraft, even with their personal money, is an act of selfishness and incompassion. They basically disregard what the preach about selflessness and altruistism.

The tithe payers money they spend on comfort and luxury(private jet, fleet of cars) could go a long way in providing for members of the church who may find it difficult to provide foods and shelter for their families.



This is my stand on tithing.... "The only way to give to God(tithing) is to give to the needy. When they pray to God for provision, God wouldn't come down to provide for them, no! He would rather use you and me to provide for those in need. When we give to the needy directly(instead of exclusively giving our tithes to the church) we'll be used by God to answer their prayers, thus making them believe more in God.



I'll be the last man on earth to ever pay tithe to the church. Not in this world!
Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare: I Gave El-Rufai N160M To Contest For Kaduna Governor In 2015 by matrix199(m): 4:19pm On Aug 26, 2018
obailala:
Bakare isnt your usual pentecostal tithe swallowing merchant. From the little I know of him, he's always been a very rich man who at some point in the 80s/90s even had a cargo airline; and that was before he became a pastor.
You don't have to defend him. I know much about Bakare, and used to respect him. But he lost my respect when he ventured into politics and became too desperate to hold a public office(for a man of God).


N160m is a lot of money. For a man to give out N160m, he definitely must have at least 6times more than that.
Bakare owns no cargo airline. He studied law in University of Lagos. He was practising lawyer, established his own chamber(Tunde Bakare & Co). At the peak of his legal career, he was called into the ministry.


Like I asked, where did a pastor like Bakare get N160m from?

Tithe payers' money, I tell you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dear Christians, Get Ready Or Be Beheaded by matrix199(m): 4:01pm On Aug 26, 2018
Definitely a high grade fever.

When last did you check for Malaria parasites?
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Enugu After Smoking Marijuana by matrix199(m): 3:46pm On Aug 26, 2018
He must have smoked adulterated Cannabis sativa.
Politics › Re: So Much Hate Over President Trump's Tweet On Senator Mccain's Death (photos) by matrix199(m): 3:38pm On Aug 26, 2018
A man with no haters is a man with no qualities.
Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare: I Gave El-Rufai N160M To Contest For Kaduna Governor In 2015 by matrix199(m):
And where did a pastor like Bakare get N160million from?


Tithe payers' money I guess.


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obailala:
Bakare isnt your usual pentecostal tithe swallowing merchant. From the little I know of him, he's always been a very rich man who at some point in the 80s/90s even had a cargo airline; and that was before he became a pastor.
You don't have to defend him. I know much about Bakare, and used to respect him. But he lost my respect when he ventured into politics and became too desperate to hold a public office(for a man of God).


N160m is a lot of money. For a man to give out N160m, he definitely must have at least 6times more than that.
Bakare owns no cargo airline. He studied law in University of Lagos. He was a practising lawyer, and later established his own chamber(Tunde Bakare & Co). At the peak of his legal career, he was called into the ministry.


Like I asked earlier, where did a pastor like Bakare get N160m from?

Tithe payers' money, I tell you.
Car Talk › Re: Someone Just Paid ₦17.5 Billion For This 56 Year-old Ferrari 250 GTO by matrix199(m): 3:20pm On Aug 26, 2018
In auction sales, properties are sold far much more than their actual worth.
Christianity Etc › Re: LIST: Real Reasons Why People Go To Church. Truth We All Know But Dont Say by matrix199(m): 2:36pm On Aug 26, 2018
There's reason for every act. The reason could either be good or bad.


Now, those reasons mentioned for going to church aren't bad reasons. The reasons become bad if they're not preceded by the reason to join others(collectively) in worshiping God.


The church is a social religious gathering. You can socialize(interact, show off, sell outside the church, woo a lady) after service.
Family › Re: Meet Baby Chanco, Japanese With Full Hair Like An Adult (Photos) by matrix199(m): 4:32am On Jul 26, 2018
cococandy:
We are cool
So can I?

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