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Family › I.Q TEST: Let's See How Sound You Are In Quantitative Reasoning by matrix199(op): 9:47am On Apr 12, 2020
I.Q challenge. Let's see how sound you are in quantitative reasoning.


Here are two I.Q Trivia Puzzles......

Christianity Etc › Re: How Will You Be Celebrating Your Easter Today? by matrix199(m): 8:12am On Apr 12, 2020
Gudhrt08:
Despite the Lockdown and Covid19, Yes CHRIST is arisen and we need to celebrate.

I will be hanging out with friends today mehn, after eating fried rice and chicken at home.

So how do you intend to spend yours?

HAPPY EASTER CELEBRATION!!!
na me go report you to authority for social distancing violation
Agriculture › Re: What Kind Of Reptile Is This by matrix199(m): 7:18am On Apr 12, 2020
And you whacked the skink? For what reason eh? huh




If you all feel like killing, why not head to Sambisa forest and kill as much Boko Haram as you can, then you get commendations for killings, Rather than kill animals that pose no threat to you.





And for those idiots killing snakes here and there, you dimwits have no idea of the effects of reducing the population of snakes in Nigeria, as well as in the world. You unbalance the ecosystem. Most snakes feed on rodents(rats) which are major carriers of deadly bacteria and viral diseases. With snakes around, the population of rodents(particularly rats) is more than 2 billion in Nigeria alone. Now imagine what the population would be when the population of snakes reduces. Yes, it would rise to more than 1 trillion rodents in Nigeria alone.



It's high time we ended snake killings.
Romance › Re: Seven Years Relationship Is About To Hit The Rock by matrix199(m): 6:53am On Apr 12, 2020
It seems your dad has a knack for eating from the better-halves of his sons, and was told by the dimwit prophet he won't be eating from the apple of his son's eyes should they get married thus, he wants to put an end to the relationship so you can find another lady he stands a chance of eating from.





Situations like this always define the man as weak or real.


By the way, if you turned out to be the latter, I'd suggest you go break some prophet's bones so that next time, there won't be fake prophecies again.
Health › Re: Opinion: Are We Already In For A Community Spread Of COVID-19? by matrix199(m): 8:00pm On Apr 11, 2020
We're in for it.



Covid-19 has already been spread unwittingly by those who ignorantly travelled from Lagos back to their designations. In some few days time, many of the contacts to the index cases may start presenting with no symptoms, mild symptoms, or severe symptoms.



Now the problem is, the lockdown was not synchronised in all states. By the end of the 14 day lock down in Lagos state, FCT, and Ogun state, there might still be active cases in all 3 states, as well as other states, and trust me, some fellows would still infiltrate Lagos, FCT, and Ogun and most likely bring back the Covid to the states even if the spread of Covid in these 3 states has been contained.
Health › Re: Could coronavirus be scam by matrix199(m): 2:14pm On Apr 11, 2020
I must say, that write up is too lengthy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Responds To Bill Gates’ Statements On Coronavirus Vaccine by matrix199(m): 2:05pm On Apr 11, 2020
I buy his points.






As babies, we were all vaccinated against airborne infections like Meningitis, Measles, Poliomyelitis, and so on.
Well, now we have a new airborne infection, more contagious than others. Vaccination against Covid-19 may be our best chance of beating the Pandemic and resume our normal lives again.



Well, Bill Gate may have another motive for his call for global vaccination, but the call for global vaccination is an appropriate call.
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Suleman Healed A Man With Coronavirus During Good Friday Service (video) by matrix199(m): 10:51pm On Apr 10, 2020
lol






If only Amazon sells artificial replacement brains, for those having empty heads
Politics › Re: COVID-19: Total Lockdown Looms Over Nigeria by matrix199(m): 7:12am On Apr 10, 2020
And what would happen to daily, weekly income earners, and private employees affected by the 14 day lock down? They should continue starving with their families right? Total lock down without any palliative plan for the vulnerable(the daily, weekly income earners and private employees)




Those religious fellows waiting for the trumpet to sound to make heaven, well I'm sad to tell you that the trumpet already sounded in your previous life, thus you were sent to Nigeria(the local name for hell) to serve your punishment.



Rwanda and Chad have toppled Nigeria in good governance rating.

The Chinese they discreetly flew into Nigeria to discreetly have them treat Buhari and Abba Kyari should do us a big favour and place two buckets before them.
Health › Re: 91 Begin Quarantine As More Returnees Take Land Borders by matrix199(m): 6:50am On Apr 09, 2020
The Chinese doctors that arrived Nigeria are immuned to quarantine shey?



Let Buhari go to China and see if they won't quarantine him for 14days.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Can Interpret This Dream For Me? by matrix199(m): 8:44am On Apr 08, 2020
When they are done interpreting the dream for you, my clinic is open for malaria treatment. It's been long you treated malaria.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Dictionary Defnitions.......[Come And Add Yours] by matrix199(m): 8:07am On Apr 08, 2020
CRAZE
is when you say or do something people don't like
Sports › Re: Ronaldinho Released From Paraguayan Prison, placed On House Arrest. by matrix199(m): 8:01am On Apr 08, 2020
The Wizard of football in his time.





Well, this clearly shows the Law is above every man!




Still my best footballer of all time. Master of Snakebite dribble!!!
Sports › Re: Bonfrere Jo: Westerhof Sold Nigeria's Game Against Italy At USA 94 by matrix199(m): 8:24pm On Apr 07, 2020
So he waited 26years to disclose this.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Will Athesists Go When They Die? by matrix199(m): 11:40pm On Apr 06, 2020
[quote author=reigncalif1 post=88172643][/quote]Well I sure can tell you this, Science/tists believe life started with a big bang. Gases combined to form molecular structures that gave rise to living entities. They don't go beyond the big bang theory, wanting to find out how the gases came about(or who made the gases), because it would create series of endless questions like who made who made the gases, who made who made who made the gases, and so on.


Like I said earlier, only after death would everyone know the truth. But for now, live right, and respect the laws of nature
Romance › Re: I Need A Lady That Is 30 And Above by matrix199(m): 11:25pm On Apr 06, 2020
Edit your introduction. Try....... I'm a teacher, an author, and a businessman......... proofread other lines of your post and make corrections where necessary
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Will Athesists Go When They Die? by matrix199(m): 11:21pm On Apr 06, 2020
reigncalif1:
THAT IS MY PROBLEM WITH MOST SCIENTIFIC THEORIES
MATTER AND ENERGY CAN NOT BE CREATED SO HOW DOES THE FIRST ENERGY GENERATED BEFORE IT GOT TRANSFERED ,
THEN WHAT HAPPEN TO THE FIRST MATTER ,HOW DOES IT CAME INTO EXISTENCE
WHAT IS EVEN THE FIRST EXISTED MATTER
Not all theories have factual explanation. Well, energy came into existence at one point in time, and from there, it became a cycle just like a circle.
Celebrities › Re: 3 Arrested For Robbing Stranded Passengers In Lagos Amid Coronavirus Loc by matrix199(m): 12:13pm On Apr 05, 2020
youngest85:
Maintain social distance but you are still robbing people.
And for the robbee, if they had stayed at home, will they be robbed?
Because of your age, I'll take time to explain what benefit of doubt means.

Did you bother to find out or consider if the victim(s) was an essential service worker, like a nurse, a doctor, or a banker?
Well next time, always give the benefit of doubt, or always consider another possibility.
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Will Athesists Go When They Die? by matrix199(m): 11:20am On Apr 05, 2020
Same place every other persons, irrespective of religion, would go to when they die.


Energy is neither created nor destroyed. Rather, energy is transformed from one form to another. We have no recollection of pre-life events, neither will we have recollection of after-life events. But later on in time, there's every possibilities of one reincarnating to continue his same or different life.


Those are my personal beliefs. Everyone has his. But the only time to know the truth is when one kicks the bucket.
Family › Re: My Fiancee Gave Birth Before Our Wedding by matrix199(m): 1:15am On Apr 03, 2020
As lengthy as the story was, there was nowhere in the story where the writer admitted being responsible for the pregnancy/baby. He didn't mention any sexual intimacy with the lady. Could we be looking at a future paternity crisis? I'd advise you ask her if you're the father of the baby(that's if you guys had sexual intimacy) and later run a paternity test, lest you don't play the role of a donkey
Celebrities › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu To Lagosians: "Go And Do Your Last Minute Shopping Now" by matrix199(m): 10:03am On Mar 30, 2020
Movies are getting real now.




May God be with us all!
Pets › Re: See What A Calabar Girl Did To Her Dog That Got Everyone Talking. (Graphic pics) by matrix199(m): 9:58am On Mar 30, 2020
One man's friend is another man's delicacy.
Politics › Re: Senator Ben Bruce Lays Late Lovely Wife To Rest by matrix199(m): 8:13am On Mar 29, 2020
Sci: Energy is neither created nor destroyed.

Religion: From dust to dust



Me: Rest in Peace and Continue elsewhere later on!
Romance › Re: 2k For The First 100 People by matrix199(m):
hmm
Romance › Re: 10k To Only 5 People by matrix199(m):
HMM
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Means Of Livelihood Taken Away From Me by matrix199(m):
Love your life more than your job/hustle. Today's disappointment is a recipe for tomorrow's better appointment.


You should also observe the stay at home directive, rather than risk your life driving various people you have no health record of.
Sports › Re: Video: Professional Boxer Runs After Hearing His Opponent Is A Nigerian by matrix199(m): 8:57pm On Mar 17, 2020
Power of Naija!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Escorts, Lagos And Other Parts Of Nigeria by matrix199(m):
What a nice euphemism for "networking prostitution"



Whoever's life means nothing to her can take the risk, with the high level of insecurity(kidnapping, ritual killing, and human trafficking) in the country.

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