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As I currently type, an area boy is currently stealing a Tecno spark phone from one slay girl around Yaba. Within the university campus, two guys are currently sneaking out without paying within one of the restaurants. You can thank me later. You're welcome

Baba ifa, you do mistake oo. Why them catch you now? You for just try send MTN/Airtel 1,000 to me this evening make I use do my sub and let's see how the drama will unfold

Woh, just be carrying the phone like a new born baby. Buy pouch, hard glass, then ask a carpenter to do a wooden cage for it padded with a lot of foams.
If it falls ehn, you go hear whem! from the mouth and screwdriver of Nigerian engineers. Well you can send it back to China for repairs. He who walks ahead of others will see spirits on the way

Greetings. Are you a hotel/bar owner within the Maraba to Keffi axis with very good patronage? If you are interested in outsourcing for fish and chicken barbecue and grill services, point-and-kill Catfish Pepper Soup and the likes, in a professional setting; then get across privately. Thanks.

It's funny how they make this HIV matter a very big issue. There are far more deadlier diseases, yet they don't erect billboards that reads "People living with (ebola, cancer, Diabetes, Cholera etc) should not be discriminated against.
A disease that kills very slowly if not treated and can easily be managed by current advances in science. Sometimes I think those living in denial about the disease are right to some extent. It's when man creates a monster they want to profit from and most importantly to scare themselves

I hope it won't eventually be like our case where we were all rejoicing that we have substituted the devil for Jesus and few years away we are all praying to reverse the change. Let Zimbabweans not rejoice yet, but watch and pray

How much are they?

Is that why they are showing us the exit door too? Well, big cola company will embrace us this December

Tomorrow if the Nigerian Army is rated negatively against its foreign peers based on this fact, (apart from their usual gross human rights abuse) they will come out and deny such rating, claiming that they are the best army force in the universe. Just recently too a soldier went ahead to kill a captain and others who went to stop him from killing innocent civilians. They won't stop doing us proud from behind. Bunch of uncivilized barbarians with arms

Meanwhile students in the University of Ibadan for example are still advocating for more student unionism and the ability to wear bikinis and bumshot to lectures

Lool

Now that's something

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I guess this one is beyond that Odunlade's meme

There is God oo!

Savage

It never stops... Chai!!!

Hian

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While we are enjoying our Saturday afternoon, a silent war is going on in regards to unveiling of the statue of the female President of Liberia in Imo state.
It's like we've not seen the end of this interesting season movie far more engaging than Jennifer's Dairy. Here are some reactions

It's just like hushpuppy making noise with Gucci paraphernalia and stuffs when the really rich ones don't give a Bleep.
Imagine the coffin that Pope John Paul II was buried in

Nice to know they have mirror on their boxing arena. At least you will be able to see how blue and black you have been beaten before leaving the ring.

Just like post MMM scam. The scam after the first scam. Just tell me any country where South African investors have committed serious funds for investment before, in any African country.
So a man facing corruption charges in his home country has a special ability to woo investors to another country just because they erected his larger than life statue. I guess next two weeks, Liberian investors are also coming to invest in the new ancestral market project. Believe at your own peril