₦airaland Forum

I bought one sachet from one aboki. I've been looking at it since, because the guy didn't explain it's usage well. Edakun, epp me

The other day, Adekunle Gold was teaching a bunch of white folks how to sing "Ariwo Koo". If them like make them commot their ears. Who you leave no no say you commot, who you join no no say you come. Mtsheew! Next!!

ouzo1:
Thumbs up dude... U re far wiser and smarter than me


Let me go back to sleep again

Lol. Funny you.

Rossikk:
No. They should just bring all the coaches at one time and risk commotion rather than a gradual phase in of the trains as NORMAL SOCIETIES DO.

When it ends in confusion, you will be the first to complain.

Heathrow is the busiest two-runway airport in the world, welcoming around 1,300 combined take-offs and landings each day. Why haven't commotion occur there, which happens to be a NORMAL SOCIETY, meanwhile a train service meant for less than 300,000 people will come with commotion?

What were they expecting? One million naira in cash along with a congratulatory handshake from Buhari, Osibanjo and Lai Muhammad, as well as a bag of assorted chocolates and perfumes?
Like one Nairalander said today, "I no pain those who you leave, those who you join no sabi say you show"!
Imagine that one is not even ashamed to say he spent 1.3 million to travel. If he had bought local cockrels and noilers, then rented a cheap, uncompleted house in the village to raise them at a fraction of that amount for just 6 months, his destiny would have improved

Nonsense. Bunch of irrelevant stuff making the headlines. They built high speed rail lines that bypassed The Maraba/Nyaya axis which is the most densely populated route in Abuja and they are even bringing just 2 coaches to start with.
I hope they won't end up like those sorry ass trains that people jampack themselves in every evening along Oshodi / Ijoko axis in Lagos. You need to pity those yeye trains.

A word is enough for the wise. Our home grown Covenant is striving hard to become a reputable University across the world. It's just our inherent greed as Nigerians for all that is foreign that makes us think these foreign universities are way better than some back home.
At the end of it all, I wonder if the corporate setting still considers a foreign certificate as superior than some local ones, when many of the people administering the interview are proud of their local Alma Mata's. Moreso, every establishment is trying to save costs.

What did you study

ShyCypher:
After raisin' the hopes of millions of Nigerians, these bastards never turned up.

Are they dead?

Please stop asking that question early this 2018. We warned you last year but you abused us, saying we are DSTV's paid agents.

Am I the only one seeing that made in Aba Mario mascot?

Who are they deceiving? Empty house. Where are the properties inside? On a more serious note, converting the building to a government facility would have been a better idea.

Go back to the house and continue sucking her b.reasts, sogboo. I'm sure you are a product of one of those private universities that they still ask you to kneel down and submit your lecture notes. You mean that in 2018, you still want to run into the overprotective arms of your mother instead of placing your destiny in your hands? I will be very very disappointed if you are a guy.

I'm sorry to say, but nothing special here. And to think that four hefty guys ganged up to 'assemble' it as an undergraduate project is quite disappointing. In advanced countries, this is a diy project for a 13 year old. There is no premise to attach it, say, drone for withdrawing cash at the ATM or something, besides someone rightly pointed out that those materials looks ordered off Aliexpress. You can't fool us all, abeg. Next!

How can it be integrated as a snack for beer palour drinks? What other complimentary items would go with it?

We that loves the ways of God and enforces what He hates, see how though we make life for ourselves. Whatever works for them though. We ban gays and marijuana but we don't help our starving neighbors. Our government loots our commonwealth dry and we harbor evils for each other. Who is the biggest hypocrite here?
The enforcement on these kinds of things has never worked. Right here in Nigeria though, the hard drugs market has caused a lot of embarrassment for us internationally. It's better NDLEA organises some unit to monitor people that have experience growing this weed and ensure it's strictly for somewhere like carlifonia so we can earn some forex from the chaos.

He has a nice tailor by the way. When last did we come across a well dressed Nigerian herbalist

Daddy freeezle would be very silent on this one now. Even Winners is starting their annual fasting from the 8th of this month. By the time the blessings is coming forth and people are bringing tithes to church, he will start grumbling. Oniraanu somebody. This is a year of sense abeg, if you don't recieve it, read it, pray for it, steal it.... And if it doesn't come, pretend to have it

Benin Republic is rather a small market for a company like glo. These things are common. Corporate organizations open new branches in a place that looks promising but in action, it's not profitable in the long run, so they have to close it. Example is Fast food outlets and banks.
A company with the largest data network in Nigeria, vying for 9mobile can't be so poor they can't afford to renew their commitment in a small country like that

I think Nigerians really need to stop this foreign company over Nigerian own mentality. It's a great deal of crap. We are living in a capitalist world where making money is all that matters, not who makes it. If a foreign company gives us quality services (like MTN) at a moderate price, but our own home grown company serves us bollocks for breakfast as is the case of glo, tstv among others, then are we not short changing ourselves? This ọmọ wàá nii, ẹjẹ oo ṣeé (he's our child, let him do it) attitude must stop.
Won't we be happy if Dangote becomes a global name (if we let our jealousy rest? After all we argue that he's a monopolist that stifles competition) because he would contribute more to his own country than elsewhere. We've heard of Dangote job centre in the East and his foundation. The world is full of ironies.

God knows that the children I owe my unborn children a thoroughly bred mother, not some materialistic slay girl who is just looking for who's the best bidder at satisfying her selfish desires. It's understandable that money is a very important factor in relationships, but a girl who cannot understand and bear with you before things become better will not fare better when everything sets.
Let her go and marry the person who gave her the phone while you search further for Mrs right. After all new model phones will be released next year.

It's actually real. Received same one few weeks back and it turned out to be true. Best wishes

Clupeid or tilapia? What's the CPR?

Just one? Do you have croaker? Where are you located?

Tor. May the best seaport win. Also add Osun, Ekiti and Anambra airport city projects to the list. At the end of the day you will find out that many of these governors have not paid workers or pensioners.
We just have few days into 2018, where general elections will just be months away. In fact, let them award contracts similar to the Lagos Atlantic city in their respective states. The citizens will be the ones to suffer from the impoverishment

Who still eats cornflakes? Perhaps they should target children in primary and secondary boarding schools as their biggest market base. I guess biscuits and other edibles stands a better chance in Nigeria. Noodles also still stand a better chance any day in today's Nigeria.

Maybe they might be pals before he became the Ooni. So the reason for this familiar handshake

You all head down to your villages and keep congratulating yourself that the Lagos you left behind is dry by December. Do you expect people to be roaming the streets or markets during the festive period or what? After spending a whole year selling and buying.
Maybe you can stay behind this Christmas and try to corroborate facts

. Thank God I bought this space beforehand. This is to wish all Nairalanders merry Christmas and happy new year in advance.
I don't know what the topic is about, but I think the girl is guilty

The Ooni should discontinue this unnecessary show immediately. Nowhere in Yorubaland does the culture permit some random beauty pageant to stand and represent one of the foremost custodian of our sacred culture. We are firstly conservative people no matter how civilized we become. What next? Sango warriors or Obatala hairdressers?

May our village people not remember our names for father Christmas encounters this December in Jesus name. Sad

Don't follow them and leave too, oga by early 2018. Be sitting down to write speech for the likes of NTA and Linda Ikeji Blog. I wonder if I'm a young doctor with the advantage of age and wherewithal to travel, what will make me choose to remain here in this country will either be a mystery or the work of my village people. People always gravitate towards comfort.
I was once told the story of a Nigerian Doctor whom frustration made to leave the country, with nothing to show forth. On getting to South Africa, he was made a specialist, given a large house with other entitlements. He has vowed never to step this country again.