₦airaland Forum

Tufiakwa! Is it not the same lecturing job that our lecturers use to tell us about that they are not rich, only comfortable? So someone will now join the bandwagon of those that are proud to have I better pass my neighbor gen and one second or third hand Toyota to intimidate students?
Let's say the truth, have you ever come across a rich lecturer in today's economy without being dubious about it? Better invest your money in something worthwhile and stop deceiving yourself with some claims about master's degree. Master's my foot!

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Bunkum. Go and sit down. The cattle population of the United Kingdom is about 9.68 million compared to Nigeria's 13.9 million and they have a landmass of approximately 242,500 square kilometres compared to Nigeria's 925,000 square kilometres meaning they have a higher cattle density of 40 cows per square kilometre compared to our 15 cows per square kilometres so cattle should be more visible everyday in the UK than in Nigeria. And on the streets of a mega city like Lagos it ìs just preposterous. The population of London is 8.8 million compared to the population of Lagos at 17.5 million. Which means there is approximately 1.1 head of cattle for every Londoner compared to 0.8 head of cattle for every Lagosian which means they have more beef at their disposal yet we don't see cattle on the underground or herdsmen taking the number 11 bus and you come hear to talk about grass when Lagos has less than 5 percent arable land surface and just about 32 percent greens (non pavement). You must be a joker of epic proportions. Cattle on Lagos highways....

Thank you. Bunkum. Comparing cattle herding in London with a country like Nigeria. Smarty pants. We are all very irked at cattles roaming the streets anyway. I was only pointing out what's fact or assumption in his statement.

finaly01:
This Fulani people haven't told us their real agenda...For God sake is there any grass in Lagos? I'm based in Abuja and from my observation, all the cows in Nigeria put together cannot finish the grasses that grows here in Abuja alone talk more of other northern state that I've been to
It's now obvious that this is a deliberate act, otherwise what are they looking for in Lagos.

Do you know how much grass a cow must eat daily?
"As a general guide, a mature cow will consume 10kg dry matter (DM) [mind the use of English here ó. Dry grass, not even fresh] grass in the first week after calving. This should rise by 1kg per week for eight weeks into Lactation". Source : Google.
So it's a wrong assumption that grasses in Abuja can feed all the cows in Nigeria. I'm not an advocate of fulani herdsmen but I'm of the opinion that we must always analyze facts carefully.

As a Yoruba guy as inasmuch as I want language proliferation as much as possible, I think this is just wrong and discriminatory by all factors.
Firstly, many of us live outside Yoruba land and we are not being forced to learn the local language to integrate. I'm more than a year in a northern state and "soonu" is the only local language I can speak, yet I'm doing just fine.
Secondly, the Yoruba language is already being made popular in songs. Almost everywhere we turn to, people who are not of our tribe are singing secular and religious songs in Yoruba language with gusto. I think this ought to be enough for us.
I wish Lagos State relaxes this discriminatory law as soon as possible.

He should make another bigger one and recruit young boys as statue Marshalls with weapons to guide them 24/7. That's what Imolites deserve.

Na waa for us all oo. We find it easy to believe Hollywood actors when they sneak into laser guided rooms to steal some secret document but the local Edo version of this act is looking ambiguous for us. Me I believe jaare. Carry go

In this buharific economy, you mean doing assignments for kiddies is what is making your heart do gbim gbim! Just tell us the truth that you are afraid of quantitative analysis, verbal reasoning and mathematics and you would rather go back to the employment market that solve those questions. You even have a free boys quarter join. People don't appreciate what they have unless they loose it. Just saying

The way life plays itself out is mostly interesting. Most legitimately wedded couples I've known these few times have been giving birth to girls as their first issue. See someone that considered abortion had a male child on a platter of gold. The child must be a special one.

You sure didn't pass through the four walls of secondary school or if you did, you're obviously an arts student. Methanol mixed with spirit (ethanol) is the poisonous mixture that prevents methylated spirit from being consumed. You can drink ethanol but not methanol because it's poisonous. You have been warned.
"unlike ethanol, methanol is highly toxic and unfit for consumption. ...Methanol when drunk is metabolized first to formaldehyde and then to formic acid or formate salts. These are poisonous to the central nervous system and may result in blindness, coma, and death"
Source : Wikipedia.

Yes sir, you forgot to add "that will be sent back to Ogun State by 2019 by my fellow Christian brethren mostly". The statement would have been more complete!
Right under your nose, the church is being openly oppressed. Even your G.O was sent to compulsory retirement by the policies of your boss. You think we will forget sir? Well done.

MRAKBEE:
Need admission?
Come to the North and get it after the first attempt

Be deceiving yourself. My cousin scored a very high jamb score and passed his WAEC but was denied admission into ABU. We thought it wouldn't be so. Meanwhile it's high time these private universities democratize university admission for Nigerians. No need for feeding and accommodation so the prices can crash, perhaps more people can cash into the education business by building private hostels and eateries for students.
Most private universities have zero impact on their host communities. It's so terrible that some of them even build in house accommodation for their staff. Imagine these huge numbers going back to write JAMB again next year or a number traveling abroad as unnecessary brain drain. We like shooting ourselves in the foot in this country.

Guys we are all taking the information wrongly. She said 90% of gas explosion incidents are due to camping gas explosion. We need to know that camping gas are those small cylinders with burners on top, no matter their shape. They are highly unstable and prone to unnecessary leaks.
If you must use gas and put it in your kitchen, make sure it is one that is sturdy and has separate switch.
Gas is still far safer than kerosene in the long run if you consider carbon monoxide poisoning.

Do you want us to bring the "how does it affect the price of garri in the market" slogan again? Sex doll fall on you biko!

Look at the kind of mediocre information coming from the stable of the foremost government institution charged with the responsibility of controlling the disease. This is a shame.
So they are indirectly saying that the rest of the citizens can continue having indiscriminate sex as long as they stay away from the listed group?
For a disease with multiple transmission scenarios, the abokis cutting fingernails, barbers, what about careless health workers that deal with blood infusion and co? These guys are dullards.

Most likely, he was implicated. Perhaps he was dominating the indigenes, so they had to eliminate him. Akwa Ibom people are mostly tribalistic and don't like strangers prospering within them. I served there, so I know what I'm saying.
How can a right thinking consultant steal six full beds from a government hospital in broad day light? When it's not syringe or some inconspicuous equipment.

It's nice enough, but not worth mentioning that it is the largest in Africa. How many of such do we know and actually measured their sizes?
Besides it's not like we are doing a syringe manufacturing competition.

pocohantas:
Since this is the keyword today, find attached my project work

Topic: Who will be worst affected by widespread adoption of sex dolls?

Case study: NIGERIA.

Hypothesis 1: Males won't be worst affected.
Hypothesis 2 : Females won't be worst affected.

Observations:

>Sex dolls currently cost about N800,000.
>Nigeria with over 180million people.
>Over half of this population are living in poverty (i.e) below $1 a day.
>Minimum wage is N18000 = N216,000/annum.
>Npower is N30000 = N360,000/annum.
>NYSC allowance is N19800 = N237,600/annum .
>Unemployment rate was 18.8% Q3/2017.
>The average Nigerian saves less than N60,000 in a year. As at 2015, NDIC made it known that 2% of Nigerians, account for over 90% of deposits in banks. Those 2% are definitely not here shouting we want sex dolls.
>The average Nigerian has a starting salary of less than 20k. Yea, we all remember that first teaching job, cybercafe attendant, secretary/receptionist...etc.
>The average Nigerian youth is either living in their parents house or sharing space with a friend. You need private space for that damn thing.

Conclusion: No gender will be worst affected. There will be no sales boom of sex dolls in Nigeria [amongst average Nigerians] for now. There'll still be enough men and women to go round for interested parties. A very minute percentage of the population will buy that doll, this includes males & females. Deeldos sold, maybe because of affordability [and portability].


Recommendation: Wake up, you're in Nigeria. A hypocritical conservative shithole Most of us are hustling, broke, upcoming, not buoyant enough...etc.

Reference: Poco .J. Smith, "Sex Robots? Societal and Economical Menace or Not?"

Don't mind them. Upon all the numbers of churches and mosques in Nigeria, the issue of sex dolls gradually crawled into limelight early 2018. We are still battling fulani herdsmen and a messed up economy, yet we have time to spare a few thoughts for a futuristic technology...
That was how we went carried the anti-gay law issue on our respective heads few years back till Jonathan looted us dry and we went ahead to vote for Buhari.
Nigerians are fond of taking paracetamol for other people's headache. Sex doll koo, physics bicycle nii. Shioor!! Next!!!

OrangeDream:
In Nigeria, it is a dumb stewpid idea to have a power bike. How can you be sharing that thing with the same bad road where tanker drivers, danfo, molue, keke marwa, push and start, J5, bicycle, jalopy, gura gura, and even jobless trekkers use?.

Them chop bellefu finish, them dey look for wetin to take burst belle

Our children over there needs to be street wise for real. How could a bunch of white kids stab you when you not playing video game? All these ajebo pikins self, na waa.

pauljumbo:
Bishop oyedepo University is bigger than this university
You can imagine the number of people he would have employed.

Yet some people only focus on tithe without the impact this men of God are bringing to the society.

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Imagine also that in every city or village that has a church, there is the pastor, the admin staff and a security guard if not more, depending on the size of such. Bishop Oyedepo has 2 universities, lots primary and secondary schools in major towns and cities across the country. You have not talked of people whose businesses depend upon church people, like church member owned eateries/snacks bar, beaders, tailors, Makeup artists etc.
You need to visit TB Joshua's headquarters in Ikotun to see several hostels and motels developed to cater for worshippers. Each with their many staff. Meanwhile someone like daddy Freezer, an ordinary employee will sit in his 4 by 4 sitting room somewhere in Lagos and be typing rubbish in his tokunbo purchased iPad or whatever, claiming to be leading a revolution. Someone needs to get wise for good things 2018 by shutting up!

On a more serious note, people can be so callous. You mean someone has the gut to send another to prison for a year just because she stole a dress? I'm not surprised that it is a lady that is capable of such great evil. If someone steals my clothes, I'll just hiss and look the other way, biko!
Well, real family members don't turn their back on you at your weakest moment.

Don't judge others because you sin differently from them. Quite sad

Joefirst:
and who told you guys pure water is ordinary business... I think pure water business is hotcake this days...

you get double of your money on one bag... I was shocked how much this people make, when a neighbour of mine gave me money to help her buy pure water from motor sellers... forget it ooo, an adage says "na inside shit money dey "...

forget as it take happen.. goan hawk pure water and stop blaming buhari, you can thank me later....

Don't mind lagosians and their unnecessary flamboyance. In Abuja, people don't drink water from plastic bottles like it is commonly done elsewhere because of the hard working hausa boys that are everywhere hawking pure water.

I would have said kudos to the Nigerian military for these counter strike, but fulani herdsmen who are less deadlier than these brutal folks are having a free day in less hostile forests in many parts of Nigeria. This manipulation need to stop!

Buhari should remember he is but a man. We all remember how Jonathan stooped in between all the powerful traditional rulers of Yorubaland the other day, pointing their opa ase at him. He felt all those would ultimately count for him to be re-elected back but he was wrong.
The campaign against Buhari has started from altar of prominent Christian leaders this year. Especially with this Benue crisis. No more Osibanjo to back him up for being a Christian sentiment again.
2019 shall be a real great electioneering game changer for Nigerian politicians

OP, are you a witch/wizard? Say the truth and put the devil to shame oo!

Liliyann:
Evidence of beautiful parent

If my man isn't handsome and rich then am not interested.
I can't come and give birth to ugly kids and jeopardize my kids future

And I cannot come and marry a slay girl and jeopardize the lives of my unborn kids.

Abeg, between Jonathan and Buhari, who dull pass? Click Like for A and share for B
*Runs away.

Daddy freeezle, when will sheeple University win a similar award? All eyes are you this 2018 oo

It is very possible oga. Some tribes or geographic locations in Nigeria don't value education like others. Some value farming, nomadic lifestyle, early marriage and others, therefore till tomorrow, some of these values will NEVER change. It's way more complicated than what government policies can change. Apparently you can force a horse to the river, but never to drink.

So what is the filling