₦airaland Forum

And you all sat down conviniently while watching the driver drive you on a wrong route for more than 1 hour?
Are you all 10 year old pikins?? Were you all blindfolded or is it a night bus? Someone help with the odunlade's meme
The guy above me must be drunk. That line of thought only happens when primary school children gets access to Nairaland. So he doesn't have a right to complain about bad service again?

We really have to pity these guys... Thank God this kind of cocaine induced dance cannot cross border to Nigeria. It will stop at Benin Republic. At the end of day, these ones will now join us in jollof rice contest, orisirisi

Interesting development. I'm sure that for every 100 drug smuggling activity, 50 or 75 are successful. The rest are just unlucky.

This TSTV of a thing is a proof that there is no day that Nigerians will ever be wise. It was first Buhari's change mantra, then MMM, now TSTV. Same gullible tricks from the pit of hell to deceive the same sets of people.
You all want inexpensive internet and quality TV and ability to pause your shows and do more wonders all For 5000 naira and 200 naira monthly subscription. It just won't work.
We will all be here when those that are leaking their sores about buying the decoder will come and share their testimony on Nairaland Frontpage soon. Let's all be patient.

I'm sure if Pastor Olukoya really needed to make some fast money, he wouldn't descend so low to sneak prayer books to members abroad, especially when there are legitimate ways he can make such money from millions of his members and followers in Nigeria. He would just ask directly and people will willingly give. Besides we all know how psychedelic Nigerians in diaspora can be, especially once they are abroad, so prayer books might not be exactly a hot sell. We know their type. The devil himself was once a minister of light.

Nice post. You forgot Ondo state

The toilet of the aircraft will definitely see glory (the Yoruba translation) after such a feast.
Nigerians know how to show themselves in every circumstance

We really should exonerate the Nigerian Air Force then from the incidence of bombing IDP's misplaced as Boko Haram cells. Indeed the best of human technology is still vulnerable.
I really pity all these people advocating that driverless vehicles will crash accident rate by 99%. For one we should be wary of putting our lives in the hands of computers directly. These things are just like MMM. You won't believe it can happen unless you experience the side effects first hand.

Which kind yeye expansion? When their recent coke tastes like saccharin water. Big cola or Pepsi will kukuma collect the market share from them. They better plan to be bottling agbo jedi if they still want to retain any spot in the heart of Nigerians.

Nonsense. Either Deeper life or Eckankar wedding, all we want is big meat on our jollof rice and make the thing reach self. Who wedding gown help?

The fire that will burn all of you is still in Sango's office. When we, the owners of the light owe NEPA bills, you won't hesitate to come and disconnect us and pack wires away with soldiers assistance.
But when Benin and Togo are owing the same bill, you will urge them to please pay up and even devote more transmission lines for them.
At the end of the day, these two countries will come and charge their phones with our light and be voting against our jollof rice on the internet again. Imagine!
God is watching you all

ashjay001:
Small small, akwa ibom don dey go d path of lagos n ogun o.

This is d kind of progress required.

Because they are now making syringe and pencils and dashing ekpankukwua makers 1 million abi? God is watching you

You will just end up splitting all your efforts. When you are at your finals at both courses, you will be frustrated for lack of appearance at lectures. Even if you sort your way through, it will cost you alot of money and man hours to pull through successfully at both ends.
If degrees are necessary for success in this life, we will need 360 of them to be at an advantage. Many people today in this Nigeria are already millionaires with ordinary school certificate. All you should pray for is the grace of God, not more certificates

We need to learn how to live and let live in this country. I'm a Christian first of all. When Redeemed and Winners people block the Lagos-Ibadan expressway and Sango Ota axis respectively during December periods, no one bat's an eye.
But few minutes of your time on Friday afternoon (who knows where you are rushing to by then anyway) is too much of a sacrifice. As long as these sets of people are not wearing suicide bombs and killing in the name of Allah, I don't see anything wrong with sacrificing a little of your time to respect their prayer moment.
Even if you pray to Sango or Obatala or Hindu, you wouldn't want to be disturbed the moment you are doing your worship.
Let's learn to close eye to some things and be matured in our reasoning.

These Thailand police got no chills at all. They for even put table cloth on that table and give him chair to sit down. They will even iron their uniforms and smile for a pose like we do in Nigeria

Isn't it same Edo State that is building an elite university at Iyahmo? Kudos!

Pot calling kettle black. A convoy of the Nigerian Customs passed by this afternoon in Abuja. The sets of cars contained in the convoy would make one weep at the state of affairs of this nation.
Posh, exotic cars one doesn't get to see everyday. I even saw a three door Lincoln Navigator. I wonder whether a first tier traditional ruler or governor have such luxurious vehicles in their convoy.
Satan just picks Nigerian newspapers and laugh everyday.
Edit: if these same vehicles in question were what they were transporting to their headquarters then there is real fire on the mountain in this country. I am a witness

I see you're a very creative young man. Rather than make toy helicopters, can you make these projects? I will personally help you commercialize it. Do get across. Best regards.

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They think the UN will deploy troops to come and flush Nigerian soldiers from performing their civic duties against enemies of the state. I laugh in shorthand.
Secretary General, biko, help us
Meanwhile in the real situation, which country will actually support the breakup of Nigeria by siding with Biafra? India, Indonesia, Malaysia, USA, or even The Roman Catholic Vatican that has a lot of followers from the ibo extraction??
Now that it has been proven that there is no relationship whatsoever between Ibos and Isrealites, contrary to the claims, perhaps North Korea will be the best bet.
FYI, Nigeria is the 14th largest UN troops contributing Nation. Google up for references

Na today? God bless Ezenwata showed us pepper some few weeks back. I came to Nairaland to express my anger too. We spent 3 nights on the journey of one night.
I guess that's their way. Wise people should learn to boycott God bless Ezenwata motors. They will never, I mean NEVER NEVER NEVER send a replacement bus once their bus spoils...
https://www.nairaland.com/3974296/god-bless-ezenwata-motors-poor

MrRichy:
and majority of them would be rushing to join the ushering department.....


imagine sitting beside a repented olosho in church...

Hope you took that your drug this morning shaa

They should kuku lock all the entire Nigerian public universities and swallow the key. Yeye people

Do you have the shrinking machine too? How much?

ivolt:
Countries like Nigeria have a dysfunctional government who can't get basic security right.
Humans are content with their lives as long as their basic needs are met, a fact which the
the communist party and its western adversaries understands.

"Freedom" and ability to like a picture on facebook is meaningless to an hungry man or a
boy living in Somalia. if the Chinese growth trajectory continues, I won't be surprised if
some citizens in western countries will start calling for the adoption of Chinese style government
where government controls everything and "evil" capitalists are destroyed, the foundation is being
laid with the rise of anti-capitalist elements in the west as shown by the recent hamburg protests,
though the protesters don't know this but they are asking for it nevertheless.

It is not for you to judge whether a government has been fair to its people, China has lifted millions
of its citizens out of poverty, the same cannot be said of the various "free" 3rd world countries
who can use twitter and facebook.

People are not interested in a superior form of government, they are interested in a government that
works.

The grass is always greener in another man's country. The same Chinese people we see on the streets of Lagos almost doing menial jobs to keep body and soul together?
Ask the average Chinese man weather he or she is really happy with their government and has been truly lifted from poverty and you will know the truth. That's if they are allowed to really voice out their opinion. If communism really works like you claim, why isn't the rest of the world flocking there like as they head west?

Very provocative news. Reducing the price of petrol by 3 naira and they are using megaphone. Please wake me up when we now buy 50 or even 10 naira self. Iraanu!!!

ivolt:
Chinese communist party is doing everything possible to eliminate competitors.
It knows that the country can only be kept stable by restricting subversive religions.
All the US needs to stop the inevitable Chinese rise is to sow the seed of religion
and voila they will own China without firing a single bullet.

You sound so intelligent. But you seem to forget that countries like Nigeria with more churches per square meters than banking halls have not fallen their government one day. How about really Muslim countries like Saudi Arabia and Co? Communism has not been fair to China in any way possible in this modern age. Isn't it same China that bans Google, and the YouTube, is Twitter and the likes? Why restrict their people from absolute freedom? It's really a sign of rulership of weakness

do a hard reset or Google

is that his kitchen? tell him he needs to invent the art of washing those plates

Owerrians that are supposed to be the most enlightened sets among the Igbo's are here engaging in a show of shame to express their displeasure at the governor's attempt to modernise their city.
If not for Rochas hardwork, Owerri would have been as disgusting and unplanned as Onitsha or Aba. Rather than invoke the good spirits to keep supporting him, they want their wives to keep selling their ukwa and ugba on the roadside.
You can force a horse to the river, but definitely can't force it to drink!

but you all want the Fulani's evacuated from your states because they are not performing well at their jobs?
An Hausa/Fulani butcher cannot perpetrate this henious crime, because it is even haram, I suppose to their religion

1,100 per kilo? Maybe Mrs (Buhari or Dangote) will have interest