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Comrade, abeg, which particular tribe is notorious for quarrel and fighting? Abeg gist me, I wan check something

IntelChief:
Since I came home due to this stupid ASUU strike, it has been from one drama to the other.

The latest is currently happening in my compound. Two women are currently not in good terms, keeping malice and all. They neither talk to one another nor greet each other. But I observed that they will be using songs (some gospel songs) to indirectly communicate to one another.
One of the woman is from a particular tribe in this country notorious for quarrel and fighting (she had fought with almost everybody in the compound), while the other woman is a warri woman.

The issue now is that, since am mostly at home and witnessing all these things in the compound, everybody is putting me at the centre of all this sh*t. For instance, the landlord came over to me yesterday saying stuff like, "we only know how a quarrel start but don't know how it will end". Therefore, he said I had to ensure that things don't escalate when am at home. Can you imagine? These two women have their husbands o. It's me the idiot is talking to.

See, there are so many things happening in this compound right now, I can't say it all. Am tired

Oga all virtual dollar cards in Nigeria has recently been deactivated. Those Fintech guys have spoiled market for the rest of us.

itsRhamzy:
Hello good day.

Please I want to know if usage of Virtual cards in paying online fees still works from Nigeria.

The thing is that I want to buy something in a game I play that was downloaded from Google playstore ($10) and I tried using my GTB card but wasn't successful. I have a firstbank account ATM too (and I know they also have virtual cards) but I haven't tried it. It was then I figured you can't really pay for most online stuff internationally.

So I learnt that virtual banks could be used to pay for something like this and I want to know if anyone here has used any reputable virtual cards for making international online payments successfully.

It's really frustrating to have the money to pay for something online but can't. I don't know why it's very hard to do something that should be easy. I await your advises. Thank you

Chai! We bin know all these fish English and scientific names for university that time oo, but Buhari don make us forget.
EDIT: I don get am. Protopterus annectens (West African Mudfish) Does it have like some whiskers under? They can live throughout the dry season out of water by burying themselves in the mud. Very rugged fishes

Shebi he said he has never lost an election before? If I were Tinubu, I'll be so afraid. People are generally much wiser now. No one would believe the usual lies politicians used to tell the electorate during campaign. Buhari already maxed every tactic of such out.

Our dirty linen just keep soiling everyday. We've not recovered from the international embarrassment Huspuppy caused us, now this. And to think we are peddling Tinubu, a known drug baron in the US as a future president tells us how low we would sink as a nation.

Isn't this what Atiku was proposing the other day they called him thief upon? President Buhari really needs to make amends to the God of his conscience (if he has one) for many years of failed promises and lies to Nigerians

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TrackerXL:
You miserable Igbo are the ones exhibiting the foolish ethnicity you accuse others of. Atiku is older than Tinubu you edited his pictures n start sharing that among your dead brain tribesmen. List a single leadership qualities Peter Obi is beta at when compare to Tinubu till date lol you dead Brian igbo can not mention one.

Even the education n economy you hyoe the Pandora kleptomaniac Tinubu beat him blueblack. Till date Tinubu is the first gov to return missionary school n pay WAEC for all student in his state. In 2023 Peter Peter Obi can not achieve that till this hour.

Same Tinubu transformed Lagos to the 4 largest economy in Africa even in 9090 Anambra state of Peter Pandora can not achieve that till Jesus return.

What about human capital development, infrastructure with many millennium schools by Tinubu, security RRS BRT LAsma Lawma n many more.

It is bigotry n hate of the superior Yoruba tribe that will finish of many of you Igbos last last.

You're wrong. I'm a Yoruba person. There's nowhere we Yoruba people unanimously agree that corrupt Tinubu would unanimously represent us. The only true lovers of this country, devoid of tribal sentiments are standing behind Peter Obi. Besides, what has Fulani people benefitted from 8 years of Buhari's failed leadership if not hatred, ostracizition and abject poverty across board? We Yoruba people are smarter than this, at least some of us. Shior!!!

Bros just forget about her. Wish her well and quit the relationship when she gets there. Just stop picking her calls. Don't let anyone waste your time.

Lukgaf:
Delusion...

I thought you had some reasonable, valid points to counter. Why not bring up your argument against these?

blackpanda:
Actually most of the people that will actually vote on election day are not online or on social media. Forget all these pitobi noisemakers, most of them are just making noise for likes and shares aka follow the bandwagon.


For me I have my PVC and will be voting for Tinubu because:

1. He's a nation builder. None of the other candidates have any record of building anything when they were in power. Atiku focussed on looting Nigeria to stupor through selling assets to himself, while pitobi is notorious for shady business deals that mostly benefit himself and his family.



2. Tinubu is not a pretender. What u see is what u get, no gimmicks. unlike My brother pitobi that is busy promising fantasies which we know he can never deliver.



3. Tinubu is uncompromisingly in control. Unlike the other two which we know will definitely become puppets in office, Tinubu is a hard man. He doesn't take orders from anybody. That is the commander in chief I want to see in asorock. Atikus own is just how to make as much money as he can, regardless of the nation. He's done it before.



4. Tinubu rewards loyalty. Pitobi has already told u he is stingy and will not give shishi. Atiku is also known to be generous but his own is without control and mindless. Plus we know pdp is all about: share the money



5. Tinubu is a master strategist. if Nigeria is to survive the perpetually constituted cabals around the corridors of power, it's only Tinubu that stands a chance. Atiku will easily just give in as long as it favours him. Pitobi will try to fight, but of course both him and his vice don't stand a chance or have a clue.



With these few points of mine I hope I've been able to confuse u that Tinubu is the next President come 2023

Going through 321 pages of your posts here on Nairaland, it's not a secret that you were part of the Buhari Media Crew commissioned for no other reason. At least you got a juicy government job as compensation, unlike your peers that are still on 30k. Vested interests everywhere. The real lovers of this nation are those on Peter Obi's side. Well-done.

The only time Muslims are ever tolerant is when the key of tolerance is in their door mouth. Let's pretend not to note that the nos 1,2,3 and 4 persons in this country are muslims, 95% of service chiefs are muslims. 80% of key political appointees are Muslims. I'm surprised that they didn't make us swear to the Holy Qur'an and declare that we are Muslims before commenting on this post. You don't even get the privilege to comment on Nairaland posts if you're not a Muslim, not to talk of presidency and VP slots. You're here boboing us with nonsense statistics, do you think we were born yesterday?

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MrALIVE:
how?? Because he chose a celebrity...you people are too backward in this country for my liking.

Pele o, Mr frontward. So as Desmond Elliot became a politician, what good came out of it? Besides, has Funke ever tacked any societal issues as a celebrity to warrant her such a privilege?

When he said Emi l'okan, we didn't allow him to finish his statement. It could be Emi l'okan latii loose. Just like Buhari promised change, for the worst, instead of otherwise.
The political ambition of Tinubu just hit rock bottom, for under estimating the strength of Christians in Nigeria today. Imagine how many world's largest Churches are in Nigeria per size and volume, even the Catholics that don't really evangelize for new members like the pentecostals, with a lot of indigenous population up north, who have lost so much of their priests to this current evil regime. The indigenous churches in the core North like ECWA,who has suffered equally greatly. The largely prosperous southern Christians, who believes so much in prosperity messages, the kinds that PO is offering. Do they know how much influence Pastor Chris (for example) has over his followers?
This election is actually between Obi and Atiku. Meanwhile Atiku stinks so badly last time, people had to vote Buhari twice. What's to think he has a fresh new fragrance this time, especially without Obi as his vice

Devineee:
Please do not judge me the life we're living in kogi state right now is very terrible that it seems we can barely breathe now everybody is looking for something to do to be successful, feeding is very hard.
one way or the other we are looking for a way to have a greener pasture for us to be able to help each other and bring food to the tables of our families.
I'm just a young man in my mid-20s I'm trying to start a life but I have little option the only thing I was able to afford is my transport which is 5,000 naira from here to Abuja please I need suggestion if that will be okay I need advice the kind of area I can stay.
the kind of work I can do to survive there.
I have some of skills but the only skill I don't have is hard labour, I can do business very well and according to my level of education I know I have not gone far in education but I can read and write and speak clearly so I'm looking for work to do and a place to stay and Abuja or any safe place, so please can anyone suggest any work for me or anywhere I can be able to stay and survive? I don't care how little it is I don't care as far as it is a job.
I have a set of skills repairing things like MP3,radios ,phones, computers, and I can sell recharge card and or do pos but I don't know where to start from, I don't know what to do anymore,I don't want my life to be wasted I just need something to do to be able to enhance my life, boringness is killing us here we don't have anything to do, we don't have any company and we don't have future I pleed with everyone here in Abuja or any other places that I can survive or anybody that can I work for at least for me to be able to earn a little and eat at the end of the day and to be able to send something to my parents living in the village.
I wake up every morning look up and down looking for work in my place but there's nothing to do my days are going just like that for no reasons I can't live this life anymore please if you have any location I can work, please I need ideas and I need connections I need somebody to help me with job no matter how it is it can go a long way to change my life.
what do I do please should my life just be wasted likel that's? the only thing we have here is riding okada up and down and down bricklayers and even bricklayers and these labour dont have job because people not are receiving salary to pay them so life is very hard please what can I do?

To start with, why are you posting this in romance session? Your profile is equally a new registration. These kinds of things matter alot these days. The people we've rendered assistance in this Abuja overtime has shown us shege. Meanwhile, send me a DM

OhBritannia:
I am not from akwa ibom but i tell you that akwa ibom is the most beautiful state in NIGERIA and fastest developing state.
if 50% of the companies In Lagos or Abuja are in akwa ibom. the state will be competing with world class State by now.
what the city needs now is more investment and companies, more foreign investments.
and they are one of the nicest people in NIGERIA.

Deltans and people from akwa ibom are very nice people.
people from other States should emulate them when it comes to kindness and lack of tribalism.

Nicest people in Nigeria abi? Tor. The time they will show you their other side is coming. You should be very careful there bro.

Just put a bounty on their head. 1 million per successful sighting to a whistleblower. You will see all of them before Monday morning.

Just buy a cat. Cats are natural enemies of rats. They eat rats. Since I got my cat, I've had rest of mind with rat menace. Now my cat goes to hunt rats from the neighbors and brings it home for dinner.

Go and buy a MIFI. New one from Airtel is just 5,000.

Note that you can download YouTube videos with same Airtel Night plans for free with the app Vidmate

Good morning dear all. Please can this decoder provided by Betking be used to watch other free to air channels apart from their live match channels? If yes, which size of satellite dish do I require? thanks.

Both cases are still a minus for the South East. If Ekweremadu were a Northern "juicy" senator in the eyes of the Federal Government, it might have been a big deal. It's left for your people to pray that your politicians don't Keep getting schemed out of the affairs of this country.

Many Nigerians are just interested in seeing Ekweremadu go to jail in Britain for no other reason than he's simply Ekweremadu. Yet it changes nothing about the sorry state of your lives.
I personally don't like Nigerian politicians, but one thing I've learnt in this life is that you must never take advantage of sickness to outshine anyone. Sickness is a natural thing about life that could happen to just anyone. I honestly believe there was a mutual agreement between both parties as well as a guarantor's consent before the boy decided to go rogue and decided that it is his turn to shine.
Anyway, it's within the jurisdiction of a functional justice system now, so let's keep our fingers crossed and watch the development.

maasoap:
I can only shake my head at your crooked way of reasoning.
The boy is insignificant in the eyes of moronic Nigerians like you and Ekweremadu and that's why he was targeted for organ harvest. But in the eyes of UK government, he's a human being worth protecting.
Ekweremadu is a diplomat but a criminal. Thank God, Oyinbos don't have worship mentality like you ignorant folks here.
Nnamdi Kanu is in detention and Nigeria government wouldn't entertain any move from UK (which I support anyway). But this is an opportunity for UK government too to fvck Nigeria government. Strong diplomatic tie my ass.
They don't stand a better chance, you should have seen what awaits them going by their bail denial.


Oh, the doctors should have proceeded anyway when they saw the discrepancies in the ages of the boy and what was on his passport? They should have gone ahead even when they realised that the kid either didn't know what he was about to do or didn't know that his decision was a life altering decision?
The boy is in UK government protective custody and his kidneys will be intact.
Your opinion is trash

So you think a Senator who has been within the corridors of power for many years just woke up one morning and decided it's okay to illegally bundle a minor out of the country and harvest his kidney without his parents or guardians consent? Well it's because of the greedy nature of man that would make the young boy renegade on his agreement when he was told his kidney won't work and he's to return back to Nigeria.
I wonder how you guys just make up "expert assumptions" based on the limited fact about the matter in public purview.
Well the matter is in court now and I'll revert when we get full judgement. He thinks because of Nnamdi Kalu, the insignificant boy will be a dark horse for The British government. You're the one who should wake up from your delusions of grandeur.

Now that the Nigerian authorities have officially confirmed the age of the boy, it will be a very narrow chance for him not to take the hammer. He is after all an insignificant person and Ekeremadu being a diplomat and all, given Nigeria's strong diplomatic ties with the UK, the later stands a better chance.
Whoever advised that boy didn't mean well for him, in my opinion.

Apparently it's used by the three major tribes in Nigeria. I believe the Igbo method of processing is the best, as they grind it and wrap it well to prevent the stink. Some of you millennials pretending, continue okay. We all know what's up.

Pepsi is the fake Coke.

Jennifer663:
The people with him offline,is far greater than the people with him online

What PO really needs is a good number of underground prayer warriors interceding daily on his behalf, because he asks a difficult thing. Albeit not impossible.

Glad to come across your profile. Interesting works. Please there is this social enterprise project where women are empowered through upcycling items In the works. I'll love your inputs. Will send a DM.

WATCHOVER:
I don't believe that Soludo said this,
Obi just they spread like wild fire me Don dey fear.
Absolutely I never expected Obi to spread like this, if this momentum continues like this till Voting ends, it will be a win for Obi oo

Many of you "Obidients" are like John Snow of Nigerian politics. You know nothing. Just because a candidate is popular online doesn't make him an automatic winner in an election. I'm not sure the entire voting strength of Nigerian Tweeps is up to 150,000. I'm talking of actual PVC holders.
https://datareportal.com/reports/digital-2022-nigeria
Even if 14,000 new entrants added through the recent election carnival adds to the number and with the ones on ground, it still makes up to less than 500,000 of you guys disturbing our peace online.
Let's break it down further, as at February 2022, 3,329,204 new voter's have completed their registration process. Though almost double have started. These are not really formidable numbers for your Obidient movement.
https://tribuneonlineng.com/2023-inecs-target-of-20-million-new-voters/
Did you see the majority of voter's captured on Camera during the recent Ekiti election? 112 year old grandma's and grandpas whom PO's grandfolks don't know and vice versa. We never really saw the young ones on queue.
So whenever anyone gives a logical analysis like Soludo, don't always think they are Tinubu's supporters or Atiku's. Pheew!