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Stephenmoka4:
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mooojy:
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Petersamuel8:
The continent is divided, I see Africa loosing out on this. Though NOI is the most qualified, that her CV na bomb

Not divided. Black Africans are just tired of BS. The Arabs in the North who are more aligned with the Middle East than Africa only scream African Union when it suits their selfish agenda. The invaders should go and sit down! Since when did Cleopatra, Nefertiti and Ramses the Great become an Arab person?

Zoharariel:
Don't you fvcking get it? The bastard God you're calling on is the architect of these problems.

Man is created from the image of God, remember? Unless, ofcourse there's something they didn't tell us.

Look at all the continents of the world and tell me what you see? Chaos, Injustice, Inequality, Anarchy, Wars & Rumors of War.

And you still think there's a bastard God up there overseeing the affairs of the Universe? Come on!

It wasn't this bad 10, 15, 20years ago. Things are getting worse everywhere you look.

Even the Moskow, Copenhagen, Stockholm, Oslo, Helsinki & Kabul that I was planning to flee to are no longer looking bright on my radar.

I have decided instead to relocate back to the city of my ancestors in Ijebu while awaiting the Armageddon.

Look, something big is coming. I swear with every fibre in my being - something of global catastrophe is coming to hit Earth (can't say if it's only Earth or the entire Milky Way).

I can smell it from afar off. I breathe & feel it every morning when I wake up.

Some entities have decided that they did a shoddy job in the creation of the Universe and have resolved to destroy this shiit & build another one - but the problem is there's a faction of these entities that's revolting & saying that: if the universe must be destroyed & rebuilt, then everything & everybody (including themselves) must also be destroyed altogether, since its their fault in the first place.

But the supreme leadership of these bastard entities is trying to get clever by half, and that's where the problem is.

The war has already kicked off from the Orion Belt and some bastards are fleeing down to Earth while others are in pursuit.

Mobilizations are currently ongoing in Antlia, Cassiopeia, Corona Borealis, Draco, Eridanus, Lacerta & Sagitta.

Goddammit! These bastards will hit Earth in no time.

Look, henceforth - when you wake up in the morning, look up in the sky, because 16 blazing nuclear comets (which will incinerate 90% of Earth's inhabitants) will precede this catastrophe on Earth.

If you like, go to the church or mosque and keep calling on Jesus, Yahweh, Allah & Mohammed. These useless egregores were already deflated & rendered comatose since 2012.

That's why you see that the more "assholes" shout the name of their messiah Jesus or Allah in their abominable filthy prayers, the more they're overwhelmed with misfortune & catastrophe.

Do not argue with anybody.

Their holybook says Watch & Pray; trust me, with what's coming, the correct slogan is Watch & Prepare To Die!

Stop smoking weed!!!

A Sovereign Wealth Fund is what the Niger Delta needs. Managed by intellectuals and not politicians and the profits used to develop the infrastructure of the region. Run that sovereign fund aggressively like an investment company, similar to the way Norway runs its own Sovereign Wealth fund. Invest in businesses and industries within the region, across Nigeria and even abroad. With public annual financial and Niger Delta developmental projects reports and public oversight hearings at the national assembly and also reporting to the state assemblies of the Niger Deltan States.

Nigeria can't continue to be run this way. The Niger Delta is in decay and that is where most of the wealth comes from. The people there are very angry. Their farm lands and fishing streams destroyed cos of oil exploration and they don't benefit one naira from this oil in return. May God burn out the cancer called corruption in Nigeria including those who are responsible and enable this sick corrupt system.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Is this all you do everyday? Spam every Nairaland thread with this immature rubbish??

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

From your story..your apartment looks like face me i slap you type of house

Now this is it....we real niggarrrs don already know say you don make up your mind to bang her ass
So no matter wetin we say now nor go deter you from proceeding
As a real niggarrr way i be plus the fact say i be realist and also i nor be hypocrites...I go advise you to confirm first if the bride price of that woman was paid or they were just cohabiting...if the latter is the case then go ahead and bang her..but if her bride price was paid...my nigggar don't bang her
I remember my grandfather will always warn me...that banging a woman way them don pay her bride price dey hinder man progress except she can show a certificate of divorce or proove with evidence say she and the husband don really divorce

What's wrong with you sef? All these kids!

The kind of rubbish, senseless, childish threads that make frontpage sef ehnn!!! Seun please upgrade Nairaland ooo!!!

NLReposter:
all these children sef

how can someone have proof of rape?

Do you know her or not?

#sayNoToRAPE

So we should take her word for it just like that because say she be woman abi? Innocent until proven guilty. When they are making accusations, it should be substantiated with hardcore proof/receipts. If the guy decide involve police and sue am for slander now, na im she go begin dey talk say na play. Let the focus be on the real actual victims of rape and how society can help and protect them. FOCUS!!!

luscioustrish:
You and the 5 people that liked your post are mentally retarded.

Men trish, I just say make i click see your profile pics. Omo u luscious die!!!

Akinsoladwayne:
Hi everyone! So I was at my brother's house yesterday and could you believe his wife cooked rice for me and served me with a meat I mean just a meat.

This is the person that knows how choosy I could be when it comes to eating.

I'd recall vividly before my brother married her, then when I visit my brother at his place I do the cooking and the least meat/fish I'd always dish my food with could be two or three.
But I have been wondering how on earth would she serve me her in-law with just a meat.
This is an insult of the highest order, like I'm gonna need to call my brother's attention to it.

Well at the end of the day I had no choice than to eat the food like that with the one meat she served me. The food self no sweet.

If you like bant me, it's none of my fuvking business.

Come ooo!!! Is this post comedy for pure laughs? If not, you be confirmed ABGAYA!!!

Can someone please explain to me why our leaders do not prioritize building technical schools, manufacturing industries and basic infrastructure?

Hotzone:
Good morning to you. I don’t know if I am over reacting but I proposed to my girl a week ago and she was so excited about it and it was so romantic but I just noticed to my greatest chagrin that she doesn’t wear her engagement ring to work.

So I complained and she said she’s facing some spiritual challenges. We don’t live together as she claims her faith is against it. We work in the same organization and her position is a little higher than mine but I take care of bills concerning her but it seems I am getting tired with much terms and conditions. It’s draining my energy.

Please, I need u to talk to me because I am about to “collect list” from her kinsmen.

All these weak men sef. You are seeing the signs and instead of you to do something, you are coming to Nairaland to open a thread and lament. Lol

Takeit2017:
God why? Why me?
I dnt have confidence speaking good English always Craming what to say?

Please help me.

Read lots of books and if you have access to steady internet access, read up lots of news articles on Google News. Also understand how and when to use paragraphs, commas and punctuation. Be confident and good luck in your quest for more knowledge.

Cypron:
Oniovo mavor

Na wetin??!!!

Leece:
My 50 Yrs Old Boss Shows A Lot Of Cleavage When We Meet, What Could She Want?

So I got this job around 2019 and I noticed from the very day I went for my interview, there was this woman who happened to be very lenient with me and cautioned others when they asked me tough question. All she did saved me from disgracing myself in front of 5 panelist. After the interview I waited till they closed just so i could say thank you.

When she came out around 7 pm she was more elegant and had this carriage that suits her age. I approached her and she recognized me immediately she was happy to see me and I thanked her. As I was about to leave she offered me a ride and being a very good conversationist that I am, I began to talk and she became very free with me. She told me a lot about her husband and his drinking addiction and how he neglected her sexual needs. I tried comforting her with words and ended by saying she is 50 na her libido should be dead by now, she didn't take offence but replied and said I cant handle her if we ever get down.

Fast forward to when I resumed, I realized she was the CFO of the organisation, now fear don catch me. I couldn't even look her in the eye to start a conversation. I think she noticed and she called me to her office and was laughing at me and later told me she would like us to keep talking the way we did yesterday cause she doesn't have much friends.

There was this day she was dancing to an old Fuji song in the office, her office is sound proof moreover it was already past office hours, i went to say goodbye, she called me to come in and didn't let me leave. I thought to myself another free ride.

She jumped up at a point and had a nip slip, i mean both breast were literally out. I just closed my eyes, she fixed it and was smiling at me.
Since that time till now she has been showing massive cleavage anytime i'm around her. She has started calling me my dear and other staff are calling me omo mummy and they dont know what I am facing

Remember Joseph and Potiphar's wife.

ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

You are a silly man!

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Giwoni:
My Love Experience

Good day NLanders

I'm a medical student, and gf ( not sure what to call her now) is in MLS. We are both in same level (500l).

It all started in 2015, when we gained admission into the University. We began to read together and subsequently I started teaching her. Later on, she made me to read and susummarize her course topics (which I did for up to her 300 level) for her as she usually found it difficult to read with textbooks and understand the contents.

Months before my 2nd MBBS examinations, I began to notice changes in her attitude and behaviour towards me, up to the point that she told me that if I did not pass that examinations that, she will forget about me. But as God may have it, I passed successfully.

Financially, it started right in year one as I celebrated her and her mummy's Christmas from my own pocket. It got to a point that I usually give her her money almost every day (for up to 5yrs) Whenever, I'm traveling in any of our vacations, I usually give money for upkeep until I'm back.

In 300l, I bought her gift worth almost 30k and also celebrated her birthday which she demanded I get her 'point and kill cat fish' that cost 9k.

I usually pay for her textbooks and seminar work as we are all in medical school, I really do a lot for her, as she always told me she would never leave me right from yr 1 to 500l after which she started telling me, their people from Anambra will not let her marry people from Ebonyi State.

She's has known this for all her life, but decided to bring it up just now, when I'm beginning my marriage plans with her, She's started giving me unnecessary excuses in one form or the other.

In 400L, my elder brother told me that I should leave my medical school here to go and study the same medicine abroad. Because of her, I told him that I want to finish my school here since I am already in 400 level. That after my MBBS degree, I can then go abroad for my Masters degree...

This January, my elder brother told me that since I would be graduating in 2022 (which supposed to be 2021 but due to strike before the 2019 election) which is two years time, that I should be planning to get married before I leave this country.

This made me to ask her again if we are ending up together and she told me that she has to seek for her mother's consent, and would give me a feedback.

Before, she travelled (this is just before the lock down) as she was complaining that she does not have any money on her to eat and she want to go and learn how to plait hair which will cost her #8,000, I gave her #16,000. The next day after collecting the money, she told me that she received a call from her mother that she must come back to her State and she travelled with that money without learning anything.

Yesterday by 8:24pm, I called her to tell me the outcome of her mother's discussion with her. She told me that her mother insisted that she cannot marry an Ebonyi man, and she cannot go outside her mother's decision.

In conclusion, she told me that she cannot marry me.

Well, as expected, I'm bracing myself up for insults, (I really don't mind this right now) but amidst the insults, pls advice a brother who's fighting emotionally.

thanks

Mu-Mu

skin to skin ke!!!!

I'm not a fan of Nigerian politicians, neither am I from Western Nigeria but I must say that this Femi Gbajabiamila is doing very well.

Treasure28:
What's the name?

It's not everything you kill. God gave us dominion over the earth, doesn't mean we should be unnecessarily cruel. Because I doubt you'll use the dead animal for anything meaningful.

back2sender:
Thank you my brother. People just start praising anything without due diligence if it's newest standard. If not I can call an aboki and tell him to sew clothes as mask for me.
Finally surprised this man is been praised when the state is classified as the worst in the south east by people from that axis

At least they made an effort and one that looks quality, not mediocre. You are always welcome to do yours if e dey pain you. Agbaya! And no, I am not Ibo.

Cyberterror:
Enugu doesn't have water beneath her soil.

So you can't drill for borehole there?

If to say na that maggi lady im give, that 400k for don enter voice mail!

Seun:
Highly unfortunate, if true. I hope it's not true but I also hope Aunty Kemi doesn't get into trouble for this tweet.

Men i think say you don go yankee abandon this site ooo. Shuo!!!!

freeman131:
I have noticed for about a year now that my Elder brother(age 29) who's a doctor masturbates for a living.

I started living with him in Abuja since April last year.

One night I had a strange nightmare so I decided to tell him about this but to my utmost surprise I caught him masturbating using a porn video in his laptop.

I was really shocked and as a caring younger bro I tried to confront him.

He told me that he's been battling with this act since his University days.

The surprising thing is that he's got a pretty girlfriend who loves him so much.

I had already advised him on seeking spiritual cleansing from our pastor, all to no avail.Now I feel really guilty knowing this and confused about how to make him stop this.

Should I inform my parents, pastor, siblings or his girlfriend?

Please I need constructive advice thanks.

You be confirmed mu-mu

Which one come be Hanta now?!! Make dem stop to dey chop rubbish for China naa!!! Shuo!!

HelloHolla:
Good evening everyone, I've been a guest for quite a while, created an account cause I need advice from the audience.

How long should an engagement ring be worn for? I've been engaged since last year May (dated for 4yrs), my Fiance hasn't talked about proceeding to do introduction or marriage, it's like he just proposed to me because he felt like.

This man has refused to be on his own, his Grandma and 5 siblings (younger and older) live with him and he takes responsibility for them all, two of his siblings living with him also have their partners living with them. It's only a 3 bedroom flat. I feel like quitting the whole thing cause I don't feel comfortable going to his house. When I do, he wants me to cook for everyone which gets me strained.

With the look of things, he has no plans of moving out for them cause he rented the apartment, neither do they have intentions of moving out on their own, it's more like a family house. My period is two days late and I'm scared to the marrow.

Please advice me on what to do cause I can't live with him if they're still there after marriage, he's not even talking about marriage, I've not asked him yet so as not to sound desperate but why propose if you don't have plans of doing the next thing after a max of 6 months?

He's 31 and I'm 24

Thanks.

You need good hot slap to reset your brain.

Simplyleo:
So because Mbaka prophecies come to pass, the Archbishop wants to ban him from preaching? Did Mbaka make it so? No. He only saw it coming and made public what he saw, how is that his fault?

The Archbishop is simply a politician whose interest got rubbished, it wasn't done by Mbaka, so he can go chop shiit.

Clearly you're not a Catholic so leave Catholic matters for Catholics. It is not proper for priests to get involved in local political affairs except the Pope sanctions either a Bishop, Archbishop or Cardinal to do so. If Mbaka does not like, he can simply resign from the priesthood and Catholic church and go and open one of those wish-washy protestant churches that is all over the place.