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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: What Do You Feel This Is? by Maximus85(op): 11:28pm On Nov 11, 2015
virus05:
Blender
yes. I want to learn more.
Celebrities › Re: Kore Brown & Ayomipe Opafuye Release Their Prewedding Photos by Maximus85(m): 10:59pm On Nov 11, 2015
CaroLyner:
where is she flying to grin
She's getting married my dear. A lady's most happiest day. The day she really becomes a Real Woman.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Buys Three Cars Worth N90m Within 11 Months by Maximus85(m): 10:57pm On Nov 11, 2015
Bossforeva:
Last year December, Davido bought a 2015 Range Rover Vogue as a Christmas Gift for himself. It's worth N35Mn.

Come the following April, he bought a Porsche Panamera S while he was hunting for his US House. Its worth about 23 Mn.

Then came November, he just copped an Audi R8 worth about 25 Mn.

Making it a total of about 90Mn in less than a year.

Photo Credit: https://www.instagram.com/p/90X3qYqUFB/?taken-by=davidoofficial
Do they really make such money from music?
Business › Re: How To Register A Business In Nigeria by Maximus85(m): 10:53pm On Nov 11, 2015
segello:
There are thousands of Businesses being set up every day in Nigeria by individuals, companies and associations. Setting up a business is the first step towards being an entrepreneur and owning a highly successful venture. Setting up a business requires that you follow these steps.

What type of Business

Deciding what type of business you wish to go into is the first tough decision you have to make. A lot of people often find it difficult to settle into a particular type of business as they often find themselves clogged by multiple ideas. If you however, wish to start a business then it is important that you quickly decide on the type of business you want to do. It is also important to decide early as several businesses operate under a legal and regulatory frameworks that may require further stringent rules before registering.

Do you need partners or wish to start solo?

The next decision you should be making is whether you want to fly solo with your business or if you need a partner. Whilst most entrepreneurs do not require any partners or shareholders to start their businesses, there are some businesses that may require unique expertise that you may not have. Even if you decide to start solo nothing stops you from adding new partners or shareholders in future.

What is the legal form of the business?

A business can take so many legal forms. It can either be a sole proprietorship, a partnership or a limited liability company. It can also be a company Limited by Guarantee (NGO) or a non for profit business. Each form operates under a unique legal framework and tax jurisdictions. For example, if you want to start a business and do not want any shareholder or partner then a Sole Proprietorship may just be the right way to go. With a Sole Proprietorship you do not need a shareholder and your tax jurisdiction will be with the state government where you reside. Sole proprietorship also do not have the acronym “Ltd” after their business names.

How much capital do you have?

Starting a business also requires some form of capital. If your business is one that you want registered then you will have to set aside some cash for the incorporation of your company. Unofficial price for this can range between N40,000 to N100,000 depending on how you are getting it done. You can also register online from what we understand. Company Registration fees can be found here.

Do you have a business name?

The next thing on the plate will be a business name. A business name is important for any form of business that you want to venture into. For your business name to be registered it will have to be unique to you at least within the same industry. As such before you get a business name you will have to run a search in the website of the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) or go through your lawyer. Once the name is approved you can pay to reserve it.

What is your registered address?

Part of the requirements to fill during your application to the CAC will be the registered address of the company. The registered address is the official address of your company and will also likely be the basis for deciding your place of residence by the tax authorities.

Get a lawyer & Register your company

With all of the above in place already, you can get ready to meet your lawyer. Hand the documents over the lawyer along with the fees. Your company should be registered within days if it is not for a company limited by guarantee.


Get a logo

Once your company in registered you should start thinking about branding and publicity. Get a catchy logo for your company and make sure it is in every material or thing that represents your business. With a good logo your brand can be immensely boosted.

Get a stamp and a seal

Every business MUST have a legal stamp and seal which is unique to it. Seals in particular will come in handy when the filling application forms or signing important contractual documents for your business

Get a letter head

A letter head is the official piece of paper used by the company to communicate official messages or information to third parties. Your letter head will include logo, company address and name as well as the board of directors.

Open a Bank account

Once your company is registered, you should take the incorporation documents to a commercial bank and have them open a corporate account for you. Corporate accounts can sometimes take time to be open, however banks are more efficient at opening one and should not take more than 48 hours.

Get a TIN Number

A TIN is a Tax Identity Number for individuals and corporate organisations. New businesses can easily obtain a Tin from the local branch of the tax office where the registered business is located. Without a TIN it can be difficult to get contracts or get deals from the private or public sector. It can also mean that the company is not tax compliance resulting in potential tax liabilities.

Get a website & social media account

Now that your business has been registered, the next thing to do is to have a website for it. Your website and social media handles help give your businesses the much needed visibility it requires to flourish. Your web accounts will also help you set up your official email and those of your staff.
cc @ lalasticlala
more on...http://nairametrics.com/how-to-register-a-business-in-nigeria/
Best post ever.

But do you really need a lawyer to Register the company?
Properties › Re: I Feel Cheated After Months Of Hardwork, I Need Your Opinion by Maximus85(m): 2:57pm On Nov 11, 2015
flywaterbo:
Hello my dear nairaland family world wide. Thank God for bringing us this far in 2015 and HE will take us far Higher. AMEN.
To whom it may concern:

*Straight to the point*
What would you do if you were in a situation were you had a client who so needed a house for sale after searching for quite sometime, he got nothing. *not mentioning any names* Realtor or no Realtor pls help me.

This supposed buyer need a 4bedroom semi detach house with 1room bq and had 35m for the house in an estate around chevron that's the area we could try searching for a terrace not duplex for that amount, at that amount but we couldn't secure it. I recalled my client wanted to sell his house off so he could commence other projects.

It was almost impossible if not after a week of constant calls and friendly discussions, the owner agreed. The privately developed house was been sold in lekky county estate, valued at 45m and after much he heeded after days of constant discussion on why he should sell at N35m.

Earlier, the buyer was happy and said ahh! Bro if you could secure and convince the owner to sell at N35m, I'd give you an additional 100k asides the 5percent. I didn't care about the promised additional 100k but my 5% commission which we already had undertook an agreement for effect of agency fee after House documents has been transferred.

This was in August 2015, Now his finance wasn't even transfer or direct but a supposed bank finance that was to take 3weeks, I had to convince the owner that buyer is a serious man. Meanwhile the owner was in the UK, doing distant convincing was another ball game entirely.

This has been a very annoying, stressful transaction that has really weighed and stressed me out for months, but I no shout. smiley I can do all things through christ who strengthens me.

I had to be convincing the owner in the Uk that this man his serious and wants to buy, we were yet to hear from him since 2weeks after his offer for N35m was accepted. He said he was waiting for the bank to contact him with the ready funds, that they have opened the facility for him to buy the house that they would send their valuer to come and inspect the house. Now the story had changed after some of his bankers inspected and said a valuer would come for inspection. It was now a mortgage company handling the transaction. This now had turned to one month, owner was pissed that his giving this offer cheap and yet all this back and forth.

I was just in the middle of the tragic drama. The Buyer now sent a letter of exclusivity that the owner should remove the property off the market so he'd be convinced that as he has paid the bank to facilitate the transaction to buy the house and doesn't want the money to hang that he'd lost it because it wouldn't be refundable if he sells the house. The period that was to last was for another 2weeks.

I adviced him to drop money to commit some funds to owner so he'd believe he is serious, he told me he doesn't have that bank is financing I should just be talking to the owner and convincing on his behalf.

The owner was unhappy with me because he had been stressed with documents here and there yet no head and no tale and no commitment from buyer after 2months, He trusted my judgement and believed I knew what I was doing, how can in the 3rd month your buyer hasn't come through, even to commonly drop 500k to commit he can't. Before buyer put pen to paper was something else.

I still cajoled and professionally lead the owner on to know he is very interested. I had met the mortgage bankers and I inquired from them and they say *we are on it* they had been on it for months.

Even going to the head office to get documents which wasn't my business, as owner accepted 35m that's were my business crosses.
Basically, i was in the heat for 3 and a half months but didn't complain but I have to. Fast forward to yesterday : 10/11/2015 they exchanged documentation and the house key and buyer is saying the light connection, house transfer documents cost him like additional N4m and an Outstanding management fees on the house from year 2013- year 2015 and he paid that yesterday.

After handed documents I asked for my cheque because in the morning he told me that he'd sign Me a cheque because exchange, I asked for my change. He said change of plans that he used that money to pay for those fees and till tomorrow(today 12/11/2015) he call me for my cheque.

Last night(11.11.15) the buyer mailed a new agreement and said the old agreement is cancelled because I told him only after the transaction had started that there were extra charges.

That he'd pay 700k and that's after convictions.
I am a family man and have my own responsibilities, 3months took a lot.
I still have my agreement dated on 24/08/2015 that he acknowledged paying me 5% commission as soon as transfer of document has occurred.

My Brothers and sisters, if you were in my shoes and someone is ripping you off from your hard, stressed earned funds.
At the end of year you were expecting to get of N1.750m but surprisingly telling you he will give 700k, he actually said 600k before, what would you do? Seriously need your opinions.

Please, what would you do if this was on you?

Please help push to frontpage. Moderator, lalasticla if you are there, assist a brother!
Bro, take the 700k and continue with your life. God will bless your effort. It will be a waste of time, energy and resources if you want to fight for the balance.
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay Now Pepsi Ambassador (pictured) by Maximus85(m): 9:21am On Nov 11, 2015
quiinnBee:
she and her khaleesi hair.cheesy



By the way is game of throne season six out?
No be all female musicians brilliant nar
Car Talk › Re: Carpet Grass Plated Car Seen On The Streets Of Akure, Ondo State by Maximus85(m): 9:16am On Nov 11, 2015
Romance › Re: When She Calls Out Your Bestfriend's Name During Sex by Maximus85(m): 7:48pm On Nov 10, 2015
swaggprofessor:
I never truly believed in love so I tried double dating so as to prevent ever giving my heart the opportunity to do so. It was going perfectly well for me cos I decided the pace of the relationship and there's nothing as lovely as having different ladies use their credit to call you every single day ( or so I thought). it was fun for me and when they get all attach and hoping that one day I might popped the question then I look for the slightest argument and am off and there's no coming back.


It seems all happy happy endings for me never having the inkling that my whole lahlahland will come crashing down in my face faster than a pack of cards falling under gravity.

It was on a Friday morning, my cousin brume who I haven't seen for 6yrs came to spend the holiday with us, I was showing her around when she drew my attention with a loud woowww like a child who just heard the sound of a thunder I turned swiftly towards the direction of her sight. When I saw a figure that could only be imagined never seen. My eyes located a radiating dark complexion lady with a waist not more than 28, hips close to 42, 5ft7, long dark hair, brown eyes and a Damn killing catwalk. For the first time in as long as I can remember. B4 I could regain myself my cousin had gone to her to have a chat her and she somehow stylishly introduced me to her and that was the timing I was looking for and I grasp it with both hands with sweet gists that she gladly asked us to walk her she told she just moved into the area and was glad to have us as friends.

Instanter, After the long walk me she gave me her number and showed me her house telling me she would me glad to have me visit her anytime. I went home feeling as a ghost gliding on air all thanks to my cous( though am still paying her for it till date).


Flashforward, 2months later we were like the best couple in the area with me been a poster of change most girls try to advertise to their unrepentant flirtitious boyfriends. All of a sudden I was embracing love with both hands. For the first time I could say I truly fell in love and for just those moment I felt loved(or so I thought). Having sex with her was an undescribeable fun.

On a Saturday afternoon, all kitted up in my man united jersey ready for the barclays weekend when her call came in. she told me she all alone and she needed company, I jumped instantly forgetting the club game for my personal away game armed with different brand of rain coat. I got to her house in 3mins which is my personal record of my walk to her house.

before I cud count 1-10 backwards it started raining inside her apartment so I bought out a variety of my raincoat instantly like a soldier in a bring back our girls mission after 2rounds of the race in her peak she said " it's the best sex ever,BB" I was dumbfounded cos I am BJ and my bestfriend is BB.I just got dressed and walked out.

Pls, I need your advice cos am going out of my mind ryt now. she gave 23miss calls this morning. What do I do cos I can't stand her presence now.
It's pretty simple. You're stupid.
With no shame you came in public advertising your sexcapade and you expect us to applaud you for your stupidity in SIN. it was raining in her room, you put on all kinds of rain coat..... You are on your own. Change your ways before its too late.
Business › MTN Are Said To Be Making Moves To Sack Nigerian Management Over Fine. by Maximus85(op): 7:26pm On Nov 10, 2015
Are they serious?

My MTN sim is so to be broken.
Celebrities › Re: What Rita Dominic Wore to AFRIFF Opening, Are The Trousers Not Too Long? by Maximus85(m): 9:00pm On Nov 09, 2015
Towncrier247:
The actress look flawless in this blue dress she wore to the opening of the African International Film Festival, last night. But these trousers of her though, anyway what do we know about fashion?


https://instagram.com/p/93m--8mXAt/?taken-by=ritadominic
Make God just talk say any woman wey dey paint make up no go make heaven.
Celebrities › Re: Olaide Yemisi Shares Sexy Pre-birthday Photos by Maximus85(m): 8:58pm On Nov 09, 2015
Towncrier247:
Olaide Oluwayemisi who is one of the fastest rising actresses in the Yoruba movie industry just released these lovely photos to mark her birthday which is tomorrow Nov. 10th. Checkout all the photos....

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/11/pretty-yoruba-actress-olaide-yemisi.html
I seriously can't wait for her to tell us she's 12.
Business › Re: Tutorial : how To Start The Business Of Printing On T-shirts by Maximus85(m): 6:30pm On Nov 09, 2015
alaricsaltzman:
Whether screen or digital and graphics in general, will still like to learn
OK, when I get a major job. I will invite you over.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: What Do You Feel This Is? by Maximus85(op): 12:26pm On Nov 09, 2015
Mprex:
A red cloth inside a transparent glass bowl undecided
I actually made it with a software.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye's Son Quits Social Media With A Shocking Message! by Maximus85(m): 12:03pm On Nov 09, 2015
golfg:
By JUMI RHODES


Few celebrity children have a 'powerful' social media presence quite like Pastor Enoch Adeboye's son Leke.


Just last week, for example, he re-posted a newspaper article headlined 'Gridlock: RCCG repairs Lagos-Ibadan Expressway'. Twenty-four hours after this publication, the Ogun State government released a press statement that Gov. Ibikunle Amosun's administration is responsible for the rehabilitation. In 48 hours, a Redeemed Christian Church of God(RCCG) in Abeokuta was demolished by the Ogun State government for reportedly violating the residential master plan of the estate where it is located.



Though the Redeemed Church is yet to respond this, it seems Leke Adeboye has had enough of the social media where these reports have since gone viral!



What is interesting are the lines Leke Adeboye used in announcing the news of his social media vacation.




Yesterday, Leke Adeboye posted the message that reads:


"Social Media break........... have fun and keep allowing God teach you something. Before I go. ‪#‎WhatisGodteachingMe‬ : it is only those whom God loves that He won't allow to get away with any of their Sins. The punishment is immediate and intense here on earth. So if you have been doing wrong and getting away with it, God most likely leaving you for the devil and his hell. Think! Get Right ‪#‎TheFloodGatesOfHeaven"


‬
http://dawntodusknews.com/pastor-adeboyes-son-quits-social-media-with-a-shocking-message/
Dem dey share suit?
Business › Re: Tutorial : how To Start The Business Of Printing On T-shirts by Maximus85(m): 11:55am On Nov 09, 2015
alaricsaltzman:
Bro... You in lag? I for like learn small work for your side oo
I don't do screen anymore I'm just giving you tips.

Plus, you don't coat your mesh with a skeegee, get something like a used atm card or a plastic id card to coat.
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Kedike Dazzles In New Black Stylish Outfit by Maximus85(m): 9:42am On Nov 09, 2015
doneee:
Captions: So my sister said this lovely bag looks like a basket of tomatoes @krazykulture thanks a lot

Dress from @krazykulture …I love it


https://instagram.com/p/91m1R5g0bf/
https://instagram.com/p/91nBxOA0bx/
There are some things you wish for but can't have. I love this chic daku
Business › Re: Tutorial : how To Start The Business Of Printing On T-shirts by Maximus85(m): 11:08am On Nov 08, 2015
onismate:
WWW.hovabuzz.com

After the washing and our texts has appeared well on the mesh, the below photo is how it would look like as you leave the mesh to dry....
The mesh coating you did is not strong enough. That's why that "a" washed off and you had to adjust it. You should coat like twice in a dark environment for better result.
Business › Re: Tutorial : how To Start The Business Of Printing On T-shirts by Maximus85(m): 11:05am On Nov 08, 2015
onismate:
Tutorial continues.....

After using your hand dryer to dry the surface were the content was spread.(Dry it front and back). After it must have dried, take your printed art work, turn it upside down and place it on top of your dried mixture on the mesh. After that, add kerosene on top of the paper on the mesh. Make sure you spread the kerosene very well so it would circulate and saturate the paper... photo below..
Groundnut oil and a little kerosene will work.
Business › Re: How I Bounced Back After My Last Startup Ended Abruptly by Maximus85(m): 7:26am On Nov 07, 2015
fanwosu:
On the 3rd of November, I returned to Lagos from Abuja where I went to present to some people at the presidency on some software deals. While in Abuja, I had over two weeks to reflect on a lot of things, and strategise on what next to invest my time after my last startup ended abruptly, please don't ask me why, just guess or assume. I had that much time to reflect because the OGA AT THE TOP I went to see informed me he was travelling with Mr President to the States for the just concluded UN Summit when I was already in Abuja. So I had to stay back and wait, do I have a choice? thank God I've a bachelor cousin brother Jose, who together with his friends and girl, made sure I enjoyed my stay . . . and the rest is now history.

So I returned to Lagos on a Saturday. Took Sunday and Monday off. When I say off, I mean my laptop being turned off not because Ikeja Electricity Distribution Company refused to give light to my street but because an Igbo proverb says beta anu, beta anu bu n'ahu nnama (translated to: cut meat cut meat, na from cow body) . . . So while off and weighing which of my ideas to kickstart next, I had some challenges zeroing in on one because all of them seem pretty much worth giving a shot. But then I remembered something Jonny Ive, the genius heading Apple Designs said about Steve Jobs' definition of focus, so I quote him verbatim "What focus means is saying no to something that with every bone in your body think is a phenomenal idea, and you wake up thinking about it, but you end up saying no to it because you're focusing on something else." So with that help from Steve Jobs via Jonny Ive, I shelved the other ideas and decided to work on what has now become AMADESK.

. . . . so permit me to introduce Amadesk to you, launched on 22nd October, 2015.

Amadesk is an interacting and engaging platform that enables anyone to share their experience and knowledge by requesting Ask Me Anything (AMA). Users post AMA using hashtag to indicate what they want to be asked about, and encourage other users to ask them questions, which they reply thereby creating a question and answer interaction.

The idea behind this came from several not so good experiences I always have when trying to call on several radio and TV programmes to ask questions and not being able to get through, then I figured I can actually solve this problem which I realized others are experiencing too, by create an online platform where everyone can be able to get through to anyone who is hosting a question and answer session, and have their questions answered.

At first, I just wanted to build for people that go on TVs and radios but on a second thought, I decided to open it up for everybody. This is because everyone has some knowledge or experience that could add values to others if shared. This could be how you successfully executed on your idea, how you lost some weight, how you overcame an addiction, how you helped your kids improve their grades, how you improved relationship with your spouse, how you turned around your career, what it's like being the Media Adviser to former President, Goodluck Jonathan or on a lighter mood, what it's like being a molue conductor in Lagos . . . Just about anything worth sharing.

And to make every conversation on Amadesk easy to classify, group and track across the platform and in the future when users start growing rapidly, hashtags are used to specify what every AMA is discussing and for emphasis. This hastagging is a core functionality of Amadesk as the site is built around people being able to auto discover and join conversations around their interest globally without following, or friending anyone on Amadesk.

Some cool fellows are already having good time in this website, so hop in and join the conversation visit http://amadesk.com

From
Nwosu Friday
Fishy, why must I register only with my Facebook?
Adverts › Re: Best Quality Red Oil,, #5800 per 25 liters by Maximus85(m): 7:15am On Nov 07, 2015
dollaflow:
contact 08062910669 for d best quality red oil ,,, available for sale in kwara state , #5800 per 25 liters, presently we have upto 500 liters, it is strictly cash and carry, thanks
I need 50liters. N10,000.

If you agree, how do I get it and how do I pay.

I'd like to resell so I'll appreciate if you can tell me how to go about it.

It's like they sell 4liters for N1200.

Reply ASAP.
Celebrities › Re: Davido And Baby Daughter Fly First Class For Their Vacation by Maximus85(m): 5:24pm On Nov 05, 2015
Davidsylva:
Davido who love his daughter like nothing else,took pictures of his daughter as they both flew first classfor their vacation,but where the mother sef . He says this:

"MAMA's 1ST FLIGHT !!!! #ourfirstvacation #firstclass ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️"


https://instagram.com/p/9rUoMmqUOd/?taken-by=davidoofficial
Must he tell us it's first class?

This arrogance and pride is annoying. Some of us can even go first class without paying a dime if we choose to. So what's the fuse?
Celebrities › Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo Of Bidemi Kosoko?? by Maximus85(m): 5:21pm On Nov 05, 2015
toms55:
So Jide Kosoko's daughter Bidemi Kosoko posted this picture on her Facebook page, and captioned it:

''Decisions are the hardest moves to make,especially when it's a choice between what you want and what is right,,''



Guys can you see what I'm seeing? shocked Coke and Fanta body. Fanta Face coke legs... what with our ladies with bleaching these days huh



https://web.facebook.com/kosokobidemi/photos/a.689867657771095.1073741827.617892571635271/929197927171399/?type=3&theater
Common sense is scarce.

Can't anyone see that it's just lightning? See her cloth. In the upper part, it's blue but going down, the blue starts getting darker.
Romance › Re: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by Maximus85(m): 1:23pm On Nov 04, 2015
SSpeter:
Awwwww it's quite easy to criticise. She visited a couple of times before the unfortunate event. We even went to the market to shop for things why won't I have her number nah? She was a close friend of my cousin. I can't give a detailed account of each day nah....well for the CD part my cousin is a doctor you need not search for it. like I said..."It happened too fast"...
Pele
Romance › Re: I Am Ashamed Of Myself Right Now... by Maximus85(m): 1:58pm On Nov 03, 2015
SSpeter:
Helo Dudes am so ashamed of myself right now. I always hated weekends and often do overtime at work even when my boss screams "No payment for Overtime"...

I don't take off days even when I had to be on site late at night. I don't see myself as a workaholic because an average black man doesn't like work. Not because of the money either (though I will love to quit if a better offer springs up and am not relenting in the search)...but just to erase my mind off temptations. I spend my Sundays at my sister's house so that the kids will keep me preoccupied.

I am a strong advocate of #NOsexB4Marriage...Although during my University days I had smitten more kity kats than most guys will ever dream of. I had a re-orientation during my service year and took up the tag #Abstinence...I try to limit my discussions and interactions with the opposite sex, I don't approve of excessive touching and I preoccupy my thoughts with work..

Sundays are the worst days "no work"...so I am always extra careful and often stay glued to my routines....the firm I worked with just handed over a secondary school to her clients on the 23rd of last month and those of us who were immersed in the project and saw it to fruition were given 2 weeks break and a paltry sum as bonus.

2 weeks! That was where my problem started. First I travelled to stay with my parents spent three days wasn't comfortable because that was the neighbourhood I grew up, the ladies there may still think a leopard doesn't change its spot...I left when I saw so many temptations and green lights...I went to my sister's house and it's just the same thing because I have also tested some of the kity kats from the flats below...then my cousin persuaded me to come to portharcourt I haven't seen him in a decade.

When I got to PH I told my cousin of my new stand and he said "whatever rocks your boat"... The next two days, we had fun bought some item until ****** showed up embarassed...she was my cousin's friend. She was not a threat and she doesn't even dress hot. So I let down my guard whenever she visits. She cooked, we ate and I thought perhaps she was one of my cousin's numerous GFS.

Two days ago, my cousin told me they are going to watch Nigeria match in a bar. I am not a football fan,Tennis rocks my boat. So I preoccupied my self with a movie. About an hour later she came back and told me my cousin and his crew are cracking too many stuffs and she is no longer comfortable (My cousin is a Med doc. But he smokes at least a packet of B&H everyday + or minus other additives). I said okay. She went to lie on the bed and later I joined her. The apartment is a mini flat and the sitting room is tiled. Just a mattress no duvet so we slept on the same mattress. Truth be told I could not remember anything until I saw myself shooting fluid in a latex material. Everything vanished from my eyes I was filled with hate. The next morning I had my bath, called my cousin and was shocked when he told me he was already @ work I carried my bag and the lady quickly took her shower and left. I went straight to the hospital gave him the key to his apartment. I had already told him my boss asked me to rush down......I left PH....sad....this morning I woke up feeling sad. The memory with the lady that night keeps occupying my mind and she even sent a text that "she loves me because I am cool headed, polite and handsome"....I was further peeved by her subsequent messages. Now I am just ashamed of Myself...and am still asking; how did it happen why was I not reasonable enough?...well I have learnt my lesson..."Emotions are stronger than Knowledge"
Do I have an ish with you using the word preoccupied and occupied more than three times? Be true to yourself Bro. If you really tried so hard to avoid what happened, how the hell will you accept sleeping on the same bed? And she has your number. Can you explain how she got it? If she demanded for it, it should have opened your eyes that this chic is up to something. Girls with no hidden agenda hardly ask for a guy's number and if say na you give am...... Hmmmmm

You were pumping the white fluid when you woke up from your trance..... #shoroniyen. who bring the CD? Who wear am for you? Who trusted the pencil into the sharpener? Abi na us?

You're just looking for whom to blame like Jose Mourinho.
#woswoswobi make I no vex for you oooo.
Business › Re: The One Thing To Learn From Cristiano Ronaldo by Maximus85(m): 12:36pm On Nov 03, 2015
Intelligent write-up.
Celebrities › Re: Niyi Johnson Wears Make-Up Like A Woman (photo) by Maximus85(m): 12:27pm On Nov 03, 2015
contactmorak:
This is actress Toyin Aimakhu's estranged husband, Adeniyi Johnson. He shared this hilarious look of himself all made up, wearing red lipstick...

''Caption this.....#Godownsmyife#Godblessourhustle#GODOVERALL...@adeniyijohnsonofficialfanpage if I be woman I for fine sha''

https://instagram.com/p/9nSfFsnCmk/?taken-by=adeniyijohnson
Dindinrin
Health › Re: Please Help A Friend. He Is About To Commit Suicide!! by Maximus85(m): 12:25pm On Nov 03, 2015
ernesty20:
great points u have got there.. Thanks very much
You're welcome.
Health › Re: Please Help A Friend. He Is About To Commit Suicide!! by Maximus85(m): 9:52am On Nov 03, 2015
ernesty20:
A friend of mine just met me shedding tears like a baby.
I thought he had lost his mum or one of his relatives but i was wrong.

He suddenly stopped crying but was still sobbing. He told me that he's getting tired of living.

My friend is stammerer. Everybody knows about it. He feels bad each time he finished quarreling with people.

He would stammer when the need to explain what/how the quarrel starts arises. People will laugh at him. His foes will mock him for his inability to speak well. He feels bad though.

He told me that people always mock him whenever he stammers. He started shedding tears again.

I tried my best to console him but i was totally dumb-founded when he told that he is going to commit suicide if his problem persits.

I cautioned him not to think of commiting suicide in his life. I told him that with God, nothing is impossibe in this World, that God who created him knows the best.

I tried to console him with suitable words but words are not comming because i was confused.

Please Nairalanders, i need your advice on behalf of my good friend.. What do u think can be done so that the stammering can be reduced? Can it be cured with drugs?
No longer story. Help him take these steps.

1. He should learn patience.
2. He should work on his temper. Stammers are known to be hot tempered.
3. He should say the words first in his mind before saying it out.
4.Stammers Stammer on mono and Di-syllabic words. He should practice pronouncing these words in a single breath.
5. Stammers don't Stammer when they sing. Yes, they don't. So, he should practice reading with music playing.

Also tell him that a man who came closest to seeing God, Moses, was a chronic Stammer. Yet, he brought the Israelites out of Egypt and cross the Red Sea. He didn't do it on his own, God assisted him. So, with all these steps I've listed, he should also ask God for his assistance.

You're welcome.
Crime › Re: Doctor Bathes Teenage Houseboy With Hot Water (pictured) by Maximus85(m): 11:50am On Nov 02, 2015
I just knew it'll be a female doctor. Karashika doctor
Celebrities › Re: Karen Igho Steps Out In Style Since Giving Birth To Son. by Maximus85(m): 9:41am On Nov 02, 2015
DetectiveDeb:
Karen Igho is bringing sexy back!

The Big Brother Africa winner keeps slaying her post pregnancy body, and we have to say she looks absolutely fabulous, just a couple of months after popping out her gorgeous son.




http://www.amkkay.com/2015/11/karen-igho-steps-out-in-style-since.html
This girl no too fine joooor
Politics › Re: More Photos Of People Scooping Fuel From Fallen Tanker In Ibafo,ogun by Maximus85(m): 2:00pm On Nov 01, 2015
Poverty destroys common sense.

Just look at that stupid woman with a baby strapped on her back.

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