₦airaland Forum

olokfor:
An official of the Ikeja Distribution Company (IKDC) was found on a electric police after been electrocuted today. According to a reader of www.metronaija.com, she said the PHCN official was noticed when he was not moving after about 15 minutes.

The electric pole is just right in front of the police college in Ikeja,Lagos. Policemen came to the rescue and he was moved to a nearby hospital before he was confirmed dead.



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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/09/photos-phcn-official-electrocuted-on.html

I can't see gloves on his hands.

Lacomus:
Chai, different strokes for different folks, this Guy no use him money do any promo at all anyway I want to use this medium to send a big shout out to all the upcoming artiste in the house @ Many are call few are chosen, those that are made of black will still climb to the milky way.

Skibo

alexistaiwo:
Had a heated argument with my girlfriend today. In the course of exchanging words she said that she is always approached by guys better than me, guys I can never compare to. she made it sound as though she is doing me a favour by dating me.

Though I love her and she loves me too, some words are relationship deal breakers. I just can't get that statement out of my head even after much apologies and crying on her part.

They can't beat us, so their only weapon is their mouth. They know bad words hurt us. When they use their mouth weapon, they don't really mean what they say. So please forgive her and hurt her less.

lalasticlala:
Tonto Dikeh who did her price payment and reception ceremony yesterday, is so elated to be married. Despite all the controversies that surrounded her career, previous relationships, and scandals, God settled her, as she testifies below:





http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-284428040/tontolet/photos/ig-1062938622408230252_284428040

Let's see how long it lasts. Plus you got pregnant before you became traditionally his. Your morals is zero. I hope you've stopped taking those weeds.

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omogidi234:
This is solid. It should be on front page now. Haba.

It didn't make it to fp bro.

XavierBlue:
source: www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/i-love-god-fearing-men-but-not-poor-ones/

ASK HER IF SHE IS GOD-FEARING

Sveen:
https://gltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/62_Untitled.png

The actress is in Birmingham for a club
appearance to celebrate her recent birthday.She
looks ravishing in her Roberto Cavalli dress..

https://gltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/58_Untitled.png

Her face though, is it make-up or bleaching?



https://instagram.com/p/683TADhCQO/

THIS IS WHEN A LADY IS TRYING TOO HARD TO GET SOME HOT ATTENTION

petsolo15:
I have been in a serious relationship with this girl for two years now. i asked her where she was last nite when we were chatting but she didn't reply me.
She left whatsapp after reading the message and then she switched off her two phones. Efforts to called her was unproductive. Instantly, my instincts told me something was wrong somewhere. I called her girl friend if she was with her and she said 'no'.
finally, i went to her house to check if she was at home around 11:30 pm but to my greatest surprise, her room was locked up. I went home but couldn't sleep all through the nite. The whole drama was getting more strange cos i trust her very much and i couldn't comprehend the idea that she was sleeping in another guys room at that time.

This morning around 6:am, she messaged me on whatsapp that she was at home and that she is very sorry for not replying my message. I sprang up from the bed and went to her house immediately but on getting to her house, i found out that her room was still locked.

She later came home around 7:30 am and met me on her door post. We went inside the room and i asked her where she was coming from; after series of lies, she later opened up that she spent the nite at a friend's house(male) whom she visited the previous evening. She started crying that i should forgive her that nothing(s*x) happened between them during the nite.

I told her it was over between us and i warned her never to contact me again. Lo, on leaving the room, she brought out her kitchen knife that she was going to kill her self since i 've broke up wit her.. after some moment of dragging, i was able to resusciate the knife from her and i told her i wasn't leaving her any more.. This girl is very serious about killing her self if i leave her and i love her very much; but the thought of her sleeping in another man's house is driving me crazy. What should i do?

If you don't leave her now, you may end up killing you both. You're a man. Look for a way to ex her. Forget all the fake nollywood stunt.

honeric01:
Lagos (AFP) - Authorities in Nigeria's financial capital Lagos have shut down churches across the city after a glut of complaints over noisy worship.

The chaotic megacity's environmental protection department said it had sealed off 22 premises on Wednesday after receiving dozens of calls a day, according to local newspaper reports.

Neighbours of one church -- Jesus Our Lord Divine Catholic Prayer Ministry -- said they were constantly disturbed by a congregation of mainly pregnant women, young mothers and their children.

"On my phone alone, I get 20 SMS on a daily basis," said Adebola Shabi, head of the Lagos State Environmental Protection Agency, according to the national daily New Telegraph.

"In the next five years, if there is no stringent policy on the siting of religious houses, there will be problem."

Constant noise -- from the the thumping beats of loud music, the beep of car horns and the noise of generator engines -- is the soundtrack to Lagos life and is seen by many as part of its charm.

But residents are complaining in unprecedented numbers that they can barely hear themselves think among the churches and mosques where giant loudspeakers pump out religious messages and music.

Officials receive around 50 telephone calls and 20 text messages a day complaining about noise, mostly from churches, the New Telegraph said.

"With the enforcement today, we would have sealed about 55 premises because the last enforcement we carried out, we shut 33 premises," Shabi told reporters.

"I gave approval for closure of 22 premises today, making 55."

Religion is big business in Lagos, a city of around 20 million which has seen more than 6,000 traditional and alternative places of worship spring up in recent years, according to the authorities.

Shabi said the churches would be allowed to reopen after paying fines starting at 50,000 naira ($250, 225 euros).

http://news.yahoo.com/nigeria-shuts-down-churches-over-noisy-worship-142621276.html

GOD IS NOT DEAF. Without saying a word, he hears.

Mchayy:
Olamide Baddo opened up to Andre Blaze about his life, career and more in a recent interview.

Olamide told Andre that his baby mama is not just a random chic but he’s not sure if he will marry her.

In his words, “We’re very cool. We’ve been cool from way back and we’ve been together for almost 5 years now. It’s not just some random chic that came around from nowhere. That’s just it. But the question of marrying her, that one is very hard to answer because Olamide is not God. Only God knows tomorrow.”

Olamide who claims to be the baddest artiste in Nigeria said his major fear is not making heaven.

According to the ‘Shakitibobo‘ crooner, “My major fear is not making Heaven; the second one is failure. Nobody thought it was going to be this big for me…or for someone coming from Bariga, and you’re not even doing like Pop, RnB or something. You’re rapping, like rap doesn’t even really sell like that in Nigeria. And now you’re coming from the ghetto, and you’re not doing English rap. But glory be to God, I did a lot of hard work and it has paid for me. The grace of God has really helped me as well.”

http://nexthop.com.ng/im-not-sure-if-i-will-marry-my-baby-mama-olamide/

Enjoy everything here ooo jare. I am not God and I ain't judging but You can't be living this kinda life and still talk of heaven.

Freemanan:
NWANEM BIKO.....



WHAT IS "QUICKIE"?

Quicker Oat

oatzeal:
Toyin Aimakhu's husband begs her for forgiveness on instagram, says he messed up again

We weren't wrong after all. There was indeed trouble in the marriage. A few days after Toyin Aimakhu removed her husband's name from hers on instagram and removed some of Niyi Johnson's photos from her page, he took to instagram to take the blame, saying the issues they are currently facing is his fault.


https://instagram.com/p/62Gl_tnCul

Rubbish. Social media is where your wife shows her anger, repeatedly washing your smelling boxers in public.

Abeg shift.

hotelsng:
Early this month, a man proposed to his girlfriend at a hotel swimming pool in Lagos. We think it is romantic and innovative. What do you think?

See movie. So he hasn't proposed and there's already a yes card in the ocean? Make I hear jare. Lame publicity stunt.

Martins301:
I came home just now and my kid brothers were all smiles. The twins had this big grin on their faces. When I asked them why they were smiling, they told me they had both cooked our evening meal (Beans).

Ah! I thought they were joking but my doubts were cleared when they brought me a plate of the scentilating beans. Mehn! When I put one spoon inside my mouth, I momentarily forgot the pains of trekking around the city looking for one fairy-tale job.

This boys tried o. Its not easy to cook family food with such level of perfection. And they are just 11 years old! I know some girls at 21 years of age who would cook salt and add little beans and still be claiming best cook. INTROVERT I did not call your name o.

So at what age did you start cooking? Am not talking of boiling hot water and indomie o.

Sauce: Martins301

I WAS 5. Hard to blv but its true. i started writing at 3-4. i had a fast growth both physically and upstairs.

Gurgle:
I didn't really understand...So you fell in love with her, got to know her real age and then whats the end?

She never gave me a false age. Looking at her and her IQ, I just assumed she's like 23 when she's just 18-19. I can never let her go ooo. He Mum love me die. I still kinda feel odd sometimes then but I made it open met her Mum and the guilt disappeared.

starlingslimnet:
If the following happens in your fellowship I advice you to correct them and if they persist leave such fellowship.

1. They Teach Only Your Fellowship Will Go To Heaven: This is in direct contradiction with the Promise of God that says "Whoever believes in the Son will have eternal life". If your doctrines teaches that only your fellowship will go to heaven and all other fellowship will be lost in Hell. Kindly find your way out cause you are heading to Hell yourself.

2. They Teach Unless You Obey Church Tradition You Will Lose Heaven: "By Grace yee are saved through Faith in Christ Jesus" You cannot be saved by works.If your church keeps Teaching you these find your way out of that place.

3. They teach Marry From The Fold and Soulmate : Only a cult does this.You are free to marry from any fellowship you like in as much as you Love him or her.Your Soulmate is the person you love.All these are done to keep you in the sect.

4. They Teach Don't Touch,Don't Eat,Don't Use: These are pure demonic teachings.I don't have to quote Scriptures before you remember the Scriptures relating to this.

5. They Teach You Are Still A Sinner Despite You Believe In Christ: Every Christain is Righteous. If your fellowship holds you a sinner because of your spiritual level then find your way out.Christ is your righteousness.

6. They Celebrate Festivals And Do Sacrifice: I wonder what you are Still doing in such a place.

7. Visions Is The Basis Of Their Belief: I saw in the dream or God told me that.....If it is on these things your fellowship is built on Find your way out.

8. God commands You To Pay Tithe And They Are For Pastors: What are you Still doing in this fellowship, uhn?

9. They Teach Witches Are Responsible For Your Poverty: My brother you are already in one chance fellowship kindly find your way out.

10: You Don't Have The Holy Spirit Until You Speak In Tongues: A way of spreading demonic spirits.Since you will have to speak in tongues they have to lay hands on you and in laying of hands comes the transference of spirits.You receive the Holy Spirit at New Birth.If your Fellowship teaches otherwise find your level.

That you believe in Christ doesn't mean you're not a sinner. What Jesus came to do is give us a chance for external life. Its left to you to accept the offer. That he died for us doesn't mean an automatic salvation.
John 17:3 tells you what to do.

And 1 John 1:8 explains that Those claiming they are not sinners are liars and the truth is not in them.

"If we make the statement, we have no sin, we are misleading ourselves and the truth is not in us"

The person who made this statement is Apostle John and we are 1000% sure he believed in Christ but he still admit he's still a sinner.

ManTiger:
God bless you for that bolded part.
We can't shy away from the truth and that's what you just said, the OP is obviously lusting after the wench and sampling people's opinion to buttress and justify his heinous act.

See judges.

Gurgle:
Correct guy...please advice your friends up there

My friend? I didn't know mine was so young. I've fallen for her soooo deep before I got to know. If I'd left her, I'd have damaged her.

Gurgle:
theres nothing wrong but you need to leave her until youre like 32 and she is 22, otherwise its wrong

That's what I'm doing. But mine doesn't look like I'm ten years older than her. She's very mature. I'm going to wife her when she's 23

chimere66:
Actress Lilian Esoro and MMMG label boss, Ubi Franklin had their official marriage introduction today.

   The event was celebrity studded with the likes of Iyanya,Dj Jimmy Jatt,Teckno Miles, Mc Galaxy and Five Star Music Ceo ,E Money present.The event appears have taken place at E Money's house as the interior of the house looks like that of E Money.Congrats to the them.E no easy joor!

Source:  http://trezzy2..com/2015/08/photos-from-ubi-franklin-and-lilian.html

Isn't this the same girl that said on national TV that for her to consider marrying a man she must be sure he's very good on bed. I JUST WONDER HOW MANY MEN SHE WOULD HAVE TESTED ON BED BEFORE CONSIDERING THIS ONE.

MissSlimbody:
I heard her scream "Kill it" kill it" I jumped out thinking it was a snake.
(I don promise Jacabi say I must kill snake )

When I got the scene of the commotion, I met the corpse of a Grass Cutter lying on the floor




4bobo meat don set o

Tosyne2much come come chop Rat, sorry grass cutter

Kingtom wa je okete

Mizmyco.li Bia ri Oke-ofia

Hmmmm... All these blood you're shearin......

OP... first all, i noe how you feel. its a frustrating and disheatnn situation. But its all ur fault. U failed to do a proper background check on the deceptive lady before marrying her. So, if she hasnt commited adulrty... if we are to follow what God's word the Bible says... you cant divorce her. and you dare not commit sin (adultry) cos of your own neglegnce. stay with her, make her happy, feed her well, make her beautiful again. be like God, forgive and enjoy the pure peace of Jehovah.

lesson for all the single guys out there. look well before you leap. make sure its love and not lust or infactuation. some ladies can do anything including using football age just to get married.

To you our single sisters, if at 23 you havent gotten a man that is willing to marry you...hmmm, it will be hard ooo. at 26 its getting out of hand. so please watch the kind of friends you move with, watch what you wear and your public image in general. if at 18 youve started wearing body revealing clothes...im sorry for you.

SUGARBEE:
Very possible.. I had exactly the same grades when I wrote mine.. .

SPECIAL CENTRE ABI?

femicyrus:
5000MW for real on channels news NOW

I HEAR OOO. WE NEVER GET LIGHT FOR 2 WEEKS HERE IN AYOBO

Aminat508:
How do you react when you have a young child that steals? You've talked to him/her several times, told him/her everything that has to be said about the consequences of pilfering. You do ALL you can to provide his needs and wants. But he keeps 'doing it'. How do you help or stop such a child? A reader sent this in yesterday:

Hello,

My son steals from me, my husband, my mother, his grandparents, his friends, everybody!! Please, let's discuss this here because I'm sure I'm not the only mother having this problem. If it's not money, it's things as small as tiny toys and games from neighbors. Sincerely, it's gotten so bad I don't know what to do with him anymore. My husband and I now have locks on our bedroom door to keep him out.

Problem started when he was 11 and got into boarding school. He is 13 now. I've threatened him that next time he steals, I would have the police involved. Of course I don't want to or plan to do that but I don't know what else to do.


Source :http://www..com/talk/topic,250835.0.html

One of the dangers of boarding schools. Stop hiding things from him. Instead keep what he would normally steal with him.

datYoyo2000:
Hello everyone.

I am about to into mini importation business, pls am a confuse on what to import.

Am starting with a capita of 25,000.

Someone pls give me list of items that are selling most on ecommerce site?

Pls guru's help me out.

Thanks

Power banks.

Dygeasy:
Ever wondered what a mash-up of your favourite music stars would sound like when paired up into collaborations? I have too, and that shallow musing finally got me here, on this post about 7 Nigerian collabos that I’m sure… or is it that I know? Okay wait, that I think… yes think, will totally rock. Actually I’m damn too proud of all the names I’ve assembled here and they’ve worked themselves up to this point where they can hone their musical prowess having surpassed those good ol’ days of success in boomlets.

Enough talk!
Now action.

1. Cynthia Morgan x Burna Boy


Asides my imagination already telling me that this track will be a fire bomb, you also get to find out that reckless cockiness can be made good for things such as this. Who knows better to give dance hall music a multi-dimensional treatment than Kingston Property‘s Cynthia Morgan in a link-up with Sabi Boy, Oluwaburna? If there ever was a time for Morgan to wear her brazen self and without apology, it would be here and trust Burna Boy to always come through with his vocal swag… in Yoruba pidgin!

https://net.tooxclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/CynthiaMorgan-BurnaBoy.jpg


2. Burna Boy x Seyi Shay


Can you blame Burna Boy for his shades of awesome? This will be the second of his female features that I am certainly looking forward to. I know Seyi already gave us Murda, but then with this guy? Oh boy, creativity will be reborn as there will be healthy doses of lyrical ingenuity, vocal showoffs and… you know what? Just forgerrit, this will be some kain dripping swag madt stuff! There better be a video too ‘cos I’m definitely not the only one who wants to see how Seyi’s thirst troll will wear perfectly on dear Burna Boy’s hotness.

https://net.tooxclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/BurnaBoy-SeyiShay.jpg


3. Seyi Shay x Don Jazzy


Ah! This is one collabo that excites me. Ms Shay is one very versatile songstress, proving herself time and time again that no ‘one box’ can hold her. Don Jazzy on the other hand, has shown with positive inputs and results that they don’t call him a don for trivial fun. These two are skilled to relish, and diversely so too but their vantage point would be that studio where they decide to lock horns and unleash some circus magic acts from their oga and madam Sabinus. Wow, I think I just might have found the title of their track!

https://net.tooxclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/SeyiShay-DonJazzy.jpg


4. Don Jazzy x Pasuma


Did you just laugh out loud? Well think again. Since trying his hands on hip-hop/pop influenced songs, Pasuma raised the stakes in his game and has excelled to particular delight. All the talented fuji-pop star needs now is to hook-up with producer extraordinaire, Don Jazzy and create an epic evergreen sound in the pop/high life genre that bridges musical frenzies in the South West and Eastern ethnicity… of course with the Doroboss lending his signature baritone tenor.

https://net.tooxclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DonJazzy-Pasuma.jpg



5. Flavour x Yemi Alade


Can you think of anybody else’s song that sends you into a dancing fiesta like Flavour’s and Yemi Alade’s? Hey, stop thinking! This synergy will help to sharpen creative ideas like danceathons, which all them rap competes have almost succeeded in stifling out. From energetic synchronizations to locomotive gyration and impeccable vocal skills, Flavour and Yemi are a perfect par and they sure need to remind us again how well we should celebrate the proudly African heritage.

https://net.tooxclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Flavour-YemiAlade.jpg

6. Asa x Timi Dakolo


Okay, I think we’ve played around enough for a bit. Time to get some serious bi’ness done. Individually, these soul music legends are worth more in calibers than my riveting writer skill can do them any fitting justice. With these two, music always has a meaning and their synergy owes us a classic piece with a never-before-heard sensation, the kind that reorients our minds. If they choose to keep it on a low, then you know that they’re launching into the deepest of deeps and if it’s way up, they’re reaching for the bluest skies. Please go figure!

https://net.tooxclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Asa-TimiDakolo.jpg


7. Reekado Banks x Wizkid


I forgive all of you that compared my dear Reeky Tom Tom to Daddy Bolu. Although their artistry may share quite some similarities but thank the stars that they sound nothing alike. Yes, they actually don’t. The other similarity they share would be that they’re small men who are crazy in love for really big things. And because they’re consistent with pro-balling at their turf, it’s become a wonder what their hit banger would sound like. No stressing, it’ll obviously be about a Salewa and her massive ‘baka’ but I’d love to hear it still.


https://net.tooxclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ReekadoBanks-Wizkid.jpg

And finally, I would be smoking skunk if I didn’t list these two…

8. Davido x Wizkid


This is pretty much the biggest and most anticipated collaboration of the Nigerian music industry. I dare say! Some of us even live for things as such to happen. I also think all the parties involved have come into knowledge of the blossoming effect of it’s happenstance, which further explains why they’ve let us remain in limbo land. Having said, Wizkid and Davido can either continue to form like they’re cool with beholding the presence of each other or they could just get in a studio booth and literally give themselves an acid bath with all the hydrochloride stored in the barrels of their hearts. Now, that’s something I wouldn’t mind living for!

https://net.tooxclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Wizkid-Davido.jpg


Oya, as is our tradition, you guys should tell me those collabos you’ve dreamed of that you know will totally rock. Who’s going first?

Written by Jim Donnett

@jimancipation



CC: Lalasticlala

SOURCE: http://tooxclusive.com/social-life-in-africa/7-nigerian-collabos-that-i-know-will-totally-rock/

Burna and Cynthia Morgan
Asa and Timi Dakolo

These will blow me haaaaaaarrrrrd.

lalasticlala:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/busty-actress-cynthia-agholor-releases-enchanting-photos/#sthash.9apBgUjF.dpuf

Olosho 2.0

SenJoe:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/meet-1st-openly-transgender-official-working-white-house/story?id=33156360

I'm still seeing a man on make up and female dress.

Let the Class start already.