₦airaland Forum

DrummaBoy:
Thank you ada for the advice. I could use google true. But you know how this search engines can cough up so much infos and now you get to begin to peruse through them. I was hoping women here could help with both facts and fables on the issue.

You havent done anything wrondg brother by coming here. I hear google google everytime. Google is not an authority. Google is not a set stone source. Everythin u find through google is writtrn by you and me.

What we are saying now can be picked up by google and other search engine.

mekaboy:
WAT ARE AFRICAN WOMEN TURNING INTO? WHERE IS OUR CULTURE AND TRADITION? IS CHIKA IKE NIGERIAN OR AMERICAN? WHERE ARE OUR AFRICAN FABRICS AND ATTIRE ? MUST WE COPY EVERYTHING WESTERN ? WHICH KIND POSING BE THIS ? AND WHY SO MUCH MAKE UP ? AFRICAN LADIES, YOUR LOOSING IT. RETURN TO NATURE, RETURN TO AFRICAN , RETURN TO DECENCY . WHAT THE DIFF BETWEEN HER AND THE GIRL AT THE RED LIGHT ? JUST MY OPINION , 

Guy forget that thing. Culture is dynamic. You think western world, asians and others dont have culture. The world is now a global field. You need to play very well and safe in it?

African women use makeup from time. The black pencil liner under their eyelashes,  coloured Chalk marks on occassions are all makeup only that is not too sightly.

Who told you that those akaras and hollandis are made in africa? The textile industries are moribund in Nigeria. Come to uk , france and holland, let me take you to where they make them.

Maybe you should also keep the hut style housing and marry 10 wives with 50 children

The calendar lacks taste and style. Poor graphic work. Not so mature!
She is overwhelmed with her beauty. And filled her many pictures everywhere making it very phokery.
Whatever happened to "less is more"

La Parisienne:
My Sucre has said it all but I'll like to add something.

This thread has brought me so much happiness, it'll be a sin not to show appreciation.

Cuddler, thank you so much .

Killz, Id, Mamalola, Changes, Konnections, and others, thanks for the support.

Mr Cork, thanks for the comic relief. Thanks y'all.



I'm outta here, let me go and take care of my man .

MarcAnthon:
Here's the link Bellissima: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-866463.0.html#msg10154598

Lemme say my 'thank yous' at this point

@Cuddler, thanks for creating this thread. Now I have my Bellissima, so mission accomplished. You can now add us to your list of matchmaking successes lol.

@Mayflowa, bro next time look well before you try to hijack another man's wife, you hear. He might not take it lying low.

@Killz, thanks for the cutlass that kept enemies at bay. You do well my brother.

@all other guys, yes you can borrow my poems, lol #feeling like a poet already# No royalty payment needed. Hope you get to touch your lady's heart with them like I did my Bellissima's.

Once again Thank you all! You are far too kind. *takes a bow* Ciao

Wish you guys luck. Don't you ever fail her. She will ever be precious to me!
One correction though, your Bellissima came for me. I was relaxing on my own.
It was all fun while here. I have never spent so much time or contribute to any thread like this in NL. I am, in most cases, a passive reader not even in romance.
Good initaiative by Seun.

I have some training to do in Boston at Harvard by March. We may have to share some drink if you dont mind if you live around that zone.

@ La Parisienne
Hey babe! Not a thank you to me! All the best sis.

1stKlass:
Notwithstanding the repetitive tiresome mockery of brideprice in Igboland, I cant lie and say that transcript was not funny. Thanks for the laugh @OP

I hope igbos will do something about their bride price in the nearest future. Funny the bride price thing is more severe in China and Iran. The ladies are the one burden willthe onerous task in Indians. It is worst for them if they seek the hand of educated male indians

1stKlass, Do you realise your presence is needed in the Val thread opened by cuddler. Pay particular attention from page 23 upward. You can go thru all the thread if you want to anyway!

Sorry for digressing the thread anyway. See you soon.

Oops!

Here is the music to rock your soul in blissfullness of the beautiful world in my hands






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u2_GQlwxbI

La Parisienne:
May, I wish you godspeed. You deserve to be happy, all the best!

Thanks La Parisienne. Be good! Keep on! You are on the right track.

MarcAnthon:
Hey man. I see that you've moved on . . . good for you. Hope she accepts, and don't worry I have your back on this one

Yeah! Brothers are brothers for life. No woman comes between brothers. There is a victory in every loss. Thanks for your support. I am so excited and anxious to hear from her . 1stklass you man waiteth on his knee. Come set me free from the agony of axiety. Erm, what was that music you used to floor your Bellissima again, yes! Got it! When a man loves a woman. I think 1stclass is more deserving of the music

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u2_GQlwxbI[/flash]

@ Marc Anthony

I see you are doing a good job! La Parisienne seems to be in good hands. You be correct man!

Ok. Life goes on. Lost battles are meant to strenghten a man and makes him wiser and better. One thing I do is forgetting the past and pressed forward to a better mark. The beautiful ones are not yet born!

But One has just reveal herself among fairies and angels. The mentioned of her name is a sweet scent all over NL and indeed the world over. Her gait surpasses the respected cat imitations. Her beauty is unrivalled. Her smile wakes the dead and her embrace sends shivers through spine. I have the honour to announce the best lady on earth, 1stklass

With all respect and affection, I val you this day 1stklass. With you, pains are forever gone and the a sweetness of life  knows no boundary. I wait in earnest for you answer.

From La Parisienne

Nobody is serious here, we are just messing around. Mayflowa is a good guy but he's married. I can't flirt with a married man, even if it's a joke on a faceless internet forum.

Ok. We are all joking. No one is serious. God! This place can really relieve you of stress. Anyway, the down side is that has also affected my work because of the hours invested but I enjoyed every bit of it. I do a PhD work here.

To set the record straight La Parisienne, I am not married o. I am as single as they come! I knew where you dug that up anyway. That was CC family thread. I was was joking with the wife stuff just to spice the thread! Now, CC wont take it likely. Anyway you are more important God! you went that far to do some dectective check on us!

Marc Anthony is a great guy. He has got good writing skills. undoubtably intelligent but He seem a player IMO and was so trying hard to impress you. lol. You seem to like music a lot. He was thoughtful there and kept it coming

But you were so unfair in the game. How could you just leave without letting me know. I would have allowed you anyway knowing you guys were friends on the forum before. Remember you came for me. Do you use and dump men in real life? You have always encouraged Marc right from the first and it was quick for you to hurl insults at my gifts! I became your sudden enemy.

I like you anyway. You are equally intelligent, smart and beautiful, I guess. Big one to all the girls that got my back! Cuddler, Annawhite, dyt, Idowuogbo and the delectable sexkillz. I love guys. I extend my love to Marc Anthony. Make sure you dont break La Parisienne's heart. She will always be precious to me.

Cuddler:
Ku yad esid.
Someone had already picked u. I am yet to update the list because I am sick. I will just put yours now and do the other updates later.

Hey Cuddler, am so sorry! Pele. This is not the time to get sick.  We need you to be here. Am sure its the cold! You need to wear much warmer Jacket. I am guessing you are in the europe zone.

Get well soon cuddler

http://www.ecards.co.uk/preview/2469/183/get-well-soon-ecards.html

[quote author=sir-p2007 link=topic=865358.msg10143887#msg10143887 date=1328635338]NO, RIBADU SHOULD GO BACK TO EFCC, THAT IS WHERE HE IS NEEDED MOST & RIGHT NOW.
PETROLEUM FRAUD IS JUST A FRAGMENT OF CORRUPTION IN NIG.[/quote]Who said? Over 70% of Nigeria corruption is in the petroleum sector. What else contribute substantially to your country's GDP. Being a subset of the larger economy, Nihu Ribadu should not have any excuse not to succeed.
If he fail us here, He would ever be a failure

La Parisienne:
My man can take care of himself, there' s no need for me to say much here. But if you must know, MarcAnthon is the choosen one. He is the best man, and he won the epic battle.

My Papi has class, there's no need for him to flaunt pictures of fugly clothes and shoes. He won my attention in a sophisticated way, like a true gentleman.

Bruv, you better start warming up to your in-law

I can't believe you said this La Parisienne. You dont talk like this! This isn't you. When you were with me, ur language was couth. You appreciated efforts and gifts.
What has come over you baby? I forgive you. Come back dearie. Come back my Cinderella

NB: I have had the rare opportunity of seeing Marc profile. You really need to see it! I dont want to say much! Dont be swayed by youtube music and copied poems baby. Let him speak his hrt. Remember, I taught him was he is doing now!

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=863443.msg10139559#msg10139559 date=1328598517][color=#000030]This is for any Intruder to my La Pear's happiness! [/color][/quote]Hahahahaa. *run to hide*
*on a second thought* What is the life worth without La Parisienne? l lived for nothing but her. She is the begining and the last! A live is north worthing living until there is something/someone to die for. In this case, La Parisienne is it. I lay down my life for you.

This is love
That will bleed
To bring you mercy and set you free.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYfSJa_GC8

Dyt:
erm cuddler
did u say me n May?

Thanks for your concern and care Dyt.

annawhite:
sexkill no mind am
Na aka gum him be!!!

Keep pasting and la pear will kick your  peom azs to d curb!

Nor mind am.  The guy is so unreal. Pasting video all around! If everyone decides to do that here, there won't be space in NL. The poem is not his! He just goes about copying. He is trying hard to keep La Parisienne against his will. Once he is done with her. He wont bother about care. My love comes naturally and easy for her. That is why cuddler call me 'Mayeasy'

She is extension of my heart. She is the right part of it. Together, my heart beats. Without her, the day becomes night and life, meaningless!

Idowuogbo:
Hmmmmm ama switch dis up  

La mamasita dat was mean poor May.

Mayboo come for hugs mama Badosky got u,deres so much to love around U d obstacles lies within U.Saying that tho I see in u something extraordinary, so ama put up  a surveillance on U till am ready to tell U wassup  

Thanks Badosky. She never operated fairly! She kept advising Marc to step up his games . Just one video of his swept her off her feet in my absence. She shouldn't have mentioned better man for her heart. Marc is no way better than me! I guess everyone knows that. I still love you La Parisienne! The bit you showed me has left holes in my heart. I need you to come mend it with your sexy tender little fingers

What about those love we shared La paris!
What about those unforgetable night
When you whisper sweetness into my ear

What about the promises
What about the candle lit dinner nights
What about the those beach play

What about us
Baby, I can't get you outta my head!
Practise what you preach!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-Dy3puDoc&ob=av2e

La Parisienne:
@Mayflowa
I'm sorry, didn't mean to hurt you. I said it earlier that the best man will win my attention. You are a good man, but the best man won. I'm sure you'll meet someone else that'll love you.


@Cuddle
I don't know why you are taking it personal, I didn't mean to hurt your friend. The heart wants what it wants, I ccouldn't help but choose MarcAnthon. You are doing a good job, keep it up.

No Baby, he isnt the better man! He knows himself. He knows he is not been sincere. He is not real! He just mention the unachievables and you led astrayed without our mutual understanding whereas you stand to watch mine happen in real time and I mean it. I dont brag! Except ypu are telling me you love lies. Baby think! Dont let anyone play with your beautiful head! I am here for you. Dont I deserve any respect from you? In real life situation, there would have been divorce before you could do this!

This is not you La Parissiene! This is not the woman I know! You are far more dignified than this! Your heart cannot be so fickled! Come back to me. Come back!
In my heart lies your home


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKO6XYXioc&ob=av2e

A diamond Rolex watch and a sweet red romantic gown to blow mind my head off. I know you have got wonderful body.

La Parissiene, What I demanded from you was respect. No matter alluring was Marc materialities, You should at least wait for my return. Make me understand Why you need to leave me. I have treated u well. I bought all these why at work

Just look at all I have gotten for u baby

Wetin dey happen na?
see e-snatching God! omg!

How could life be so crude!
This is what make men rude!

Heartbreak is unavoidable! To think I was on my own when La Parissienne sought me out! I never wanted rejection. I hate heartbreak because I just came out of one. I was swept away by her charm. She was more more beautiful than the goddess of the sea. She was more halo than the celestial angels. She instantly became my Idol! I loved and trusted her

This world!
How could life be so mean!
La Parissiene was mine.

I told you I understand the way you feel. I told you you were free to tell me anything! How could you leave my house without even letting me back? why baby?
What have I done wrong? We had a sweet nite together. I left for work thinking about you all day. I even went shopping for you! Why baby? Why La Parissienne?

La Parisienne:
Babes did you get my comment about the dinner and the changes I made? I'm still waiting to know if there are further preparations. Is there any follow-up plan, or does it end on Valentine's day?
You sound like a true gentleman, keep it up man!

Yeah angel. I have taken note. Be sure I won't let you down. I promise!
I will let you know of other preparations tomorrow. I have some work to finish on my hands. I have presentation to make tomorrow. oh. It's today already!
I will leave you with my thought:

Thinking of u

Thinking of you,
Makes the cold night warm

Thinking of you,
Turns my pains to pleasure

Thinking of you,
Brings love to my heart

Think of you La Parisienne,
Makes my dream come true.

                                     Goodnite my angel.
                                     Can only come here from 6pm, Uk time.

La Parisienne:
This is so fun, I'm laughing out loud. Hahahahahaha. It's nice to have 2 gentlemen chasing after me. It's sweet, that's all I can say.

Mayflowa and MarcAnthon, I love you both but the best man will win my attention. Let me see how badly you want me

La Parisienne, You are really a nice person and very considerate. This is beyond online stuff! Now am serious. Only a good person could say what you have just said because you dont wanna hurt anyone especially when MarcAnthon has been a friend. I really appreciate people like you!

That said, I believe he would learn to get used to us at time goes on and prolly wish us well. In truth, people are fond of dragging what other has whereas they may not value same when it stare on their faces.

For this you have done, I am going command the moon to light up up feet and the stars to crown your head. In my heart you are a queen and indeed, u truely are in NL.

Cuddler:
Thanks for picking May. He was worried at first but I assured him a nice gem would pick him. U such a sweet heart. You and May have won the VIP Lounge Spot 1. Go girl

True! You sure rock gal. Latter on, I guess u will let us in wha tthat is. No need rushing thing. Your game is so tight. Thanks for compliment

MarcAnthon:
Cuddler stop encouraging adultery! That woman is already taken!

La Parissiene, I'm still waiting in the room.

Oh! Am not going to trade words with you. La Parissiene is so mature as I see her. She knows wot she wants. I won't give her up until she truely gives me up. And please dont threaten or coax her. She is my precious now!

La Parisienne:
I'm shy, wont tell u my fantasies.
But I'll like u to surprise me

Tell me, what are your plans for us?

Hmmmmm! I like shy girls. They are easily impressable and so sweet to be around with!
My plans? So much. But let's take a look at the meal we going to share between us on Val day. It going to be 3 course meal

Starter
Roast Parnip and caramelised  onion soup

Main Meal
Sea Bass with Roasted tomoto  and dill ( you will really enjoy this)

Dessert
Chocolate Nemesis

If you dont like any of those, I can always provide woreva you want. It's your day baby. I just want u to be free. I like to my baby happy and free.

Wot do u think angel? before i move on to other preparation and order

La Parisienne:
Is there a party going on here? Seems like I've missed a lot, but it's btter late than never!


Don't worry I'll pick you. I don't know much about you, but I'll take the risk. Hope I wont have regrets

La Parisienne   So sweet of u! Common, I will make it worth your while. Besides the surprises that I will bring in on that day, what are ur fantacies? because I am on my way to making ur fantacies real babe. La Parisienne! What a name!    

Igorance kills. This is so sad!

Cuddler:
Thank God for the profile pix, i thought ur name was an advert for sec school. u look good, so no worries u wld be picked in no time

hahahaha. First thanks. People never stop associating that school name with me. Hope the school is a standard one? Ok, I am so waiting for my handle.

Too bad no one is picking me!

^^^
Quran can easily be bent for evil. whether you like boko haram or not, they all claim to be doing the bid of Allah and they have verses from the Quran to support it.
Never will any Religion could be manipulated for evil. And the situation is same all over the world.

Yes and yes again!

Children see knives everyday. You think they dont know it can kill? You guys really think children are daft? Please dont turn ur male children into a jelly. Wives are very guity of this. Overprotecting their children meanwhile they enjoyed free lives. I love guns so much as a kid even now! yet i cannot bear to see blood or anyone hurt!

omg! How do you see Africans/Nigerians. What is in green card? You people really think you are better. Your friends/famiy are so ignorant. Now any little thing he does would be watched keenly by you whereas you are not making any effort to keep the marriage. You are only good in listening to gossips.

If you dont show love, tolerance, patience and understanding in return, your marriage will certainly crash whether you are married to spanish, Italian, Americans , Nigerians or even angels.

MRbrownJAY:
@RonkeBP
thats too easy, some men would marry a she-goat, if it gets pregnant for him (we all know that) and therefore, telling him about her whoring past (now that she was pregnant) was a "cheap below the belt" shot, because he would have married the "mother of his kid" regardless.

the marriage was performed UNDER DURESS, and therefore should NOT be valid, (lol) or shouldnt mean shiit to this man , apart from the well being of his kid.this trick was fukcing just about anyone who wanted a piece of her. give her a lift and she is all yours. it surely shows the depth of her whoring abilities!!!!

the important question IS: would OP had married this animal if she wasnt pregnant?

btw: am i the only one who read the part where OP wrote that she cheated AFTER MARRIAGE too?! (or was it confession of OTHER affairs that she had BEFORE marriage?

OP
pls confirm if these affairs that she confessed to (after marriage) happened BEFORE or AFTER marriage.

MBJ, the OP actually meant the wife confessed more to what she confessed before the marriage. All the sex thing took place before her marriage. That said. How many women truely confessed whoever slept with them! The woman is just pure dumb! Do anyone knows for certain how many men our wives slept with and the circumstances.
Most outgoing women would have slept with over 20 men! How many women have you slept with MBJ? I have slept with over 70 women myself. They just happen.But I dare not tell my wife as she would never trust me around women again even her friends!

I have just voted for missy B. I can still remember missy B NL's kitchen thread. You were so fast in your service and the meals you prepared were all delicious. In fact, that has been my best thread on NL.

I just noticed the thread is still runing. I cant believe I have been missing her delicacies. Just watch. Missy B. Can I have king size prawns with chinese noodles plz!