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AutoJoshNG:
Governor Ambode.. come and see o! Our beloved Danfo is now looking fresh and futuristic.

The very first Volkswagen Microbus went into production in 1950. And it is formerly known as “Danfo” in Nigeria.

Bus conductors, take not.. You cannot go and be doing that your Mushin Olosa thing in this new Volkswagen Microbus..

Volkswagen expects this I.D concept to drive itself in the future.

Some of the many wonders of this bus are:

- The steering can disappear into the cockpit.. just a press of the VW logo will do that.
- The front seats can also swivel round by 180 degrees to face the rear passengers.
- It boasts of 369 horsepower.
- It has a 373-mile range.
- It also features an augmented reality dashboard that can hook up to the driver’s smartphone.
- The four-wheel drive van is said to to go from 0 to 60mph in around five seconds, with a maximum speed of 99mph.

I know some people in the house will still prefer the old bus to this latest Danfo bus. Tell us if it’s you.

Don’t forget to like and share.

https://autojosh.com/latest-danfo-bus/

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Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy

What about eh . . . affinity for fire. You know what I am laboring to say. Anyway Danfo na still Danfo. in advance and on behalf of all who understand, let me make a modest donation of 5 dozen fire extinguishers! Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

Elfree:
I see noting cool about this,if is some sort of sexual fetish I advice he keep it private cos is stupid thou is not total his fault but that of the two stupid dogs that agreed to be paraded as dogs..personally I would love to try this on his sisters or mom and see his take on it.

Na him daughter sure pass. that will send an arrow right through his heart.

sugarbelly4:
Despite the backlash he faced for stepping with ladies in leashes, socialite, Pretty Mike jshared this photo and called them his WCW
WCW alert goes out to my Masked Ladies, u girls Rock #TakingThePain4WomenRight

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BPH1m5YApLi/?taken-by=prettymikeclubuno

A pretty man must be an ugly human being.

Catalin:
I dunno what you are talking about cos I love and cherish my brother to the moon and back.

You didn't love him enough from what you wrote but God will bring him back for you and all of us who share in your brotherly emotions on him. I suggest you also checkout his friends and your common relations. Don't forget to make formal reports to Police (is your friend) formations around. Good luck.

They look alike especially from point of view of dentistry. Area parents, I respect una o o!

mightyhazell:
Awusa!

These ppl are too violent abeg!


Imagine running amok in a strange land,slashing at innocent passersby just because of a scuffle with one or 2 persons.




Is this not an invitation 2 anarchy?

Can anybody do this in the north??



Buncha animals!

Imagine one peace loving Efik man wounding an Hausa -Fulani man (even by mistake) in Kano or Zaria. Miyetti Allah group will reset direction of earth's rotation within hours!

Young03:
Her nose got her the award

With are arrangements one can draw water with basket. Without tiger claw face scars, most of our Yoruba sisters rock. She is one of them.

LordIsaac:
This one too is to be called a wife and a career lady...? God forbid!

Bad belle man. Wetin she do you now? She dey find her ekelebe and you dey there dey crunch on ancient animosities against poor her. You need a good dose Jesus fast.

sarrki:
They should reset this criminal brain to default mode
Straight up

Did they reset Awolowo's brain to default when he was under similar circumstances though for more grievous reasons? These are political prisoners who must be tried under set down rules all over the world. No insult intended to great Awo I whom I still respect almost like GREAT NNAMDI KANU, Macaulay, Gowon, Balewa (though for different reasons) and all other Nigerian great men of history.

sarrki:
They should reset this criminal brain to default mode
Straight up

Did they reset Awolowo's brain to default when he was under similar circumstances though for more grievous reasons? These are political prisoners who must be tried under set down rules all over the world. No insult intended to great As I whom I still respect almost like GREAT NNAMDI KANU.

greatiyk4u:
God bless you.... Reno should cry for his youruba relatives not appealing to the sympathy, empathy and emotions of Ndi igbo to score cheap political points


We are wiser now and have always known who our real enemies are

Seriously is Reno Yoruba? All along I took him for South South guy from Ijaw or Delta stock. He is intelligent, bold and calculated.

eyeview:
Reno Omokiri



Leadership matters in the development of nations. Today Aliko Dangote is worth less than half of what he was worth under former President Jonathan. He was worth $25 billion in 2014 and is now worth $12.4 billion today! Listen to the words spoken by Aliko Dangote about President Jonathan on Friday the 6th of September, 2013 in Nairobi while speaking to the political and business elite of Kenya: “As you all know, without good policies of government, there is no way a person like me from a big town like Kano can rise from a humble beginning to become the 25th richest person on earth. Without the policies of President Jonathan and also making sure that there is consistency in the policies of the government, this could not have happened”.

I wonder what Africa’s richest man would say about President Muhammadu Buhari behind closed doors. Hardly (or never) has a country deteriorated so speedily as Nigeria has under the stewardship (if you can call it that) of President Muhammadu Buhari. In just eighteen months, President Buhari has become the poster boy for the adage that it takes time to build but little or no time to destroy. And it is not just on the economic side that things have unraveled. Social justice, human rights and fundamental freedoms are all being rolled back under this administration.

Name your dog Buhari in today’s Nigeria and you will be diligently prosecuted but commit genocide in Southern Kaduna and you won’t even be charged! Openly behead a female evangelist and your case may be dismissed even if you are charged, but criticise a governor, who himself criticises wildly, and be speedily charged to court. Accuse PDP politicians and security forces arrest them before investigation. Produce proof of the Secretary to the Government of the Federation’s alleged corruption and the same forces are suddenly paralysed. Welcome to President Buhari’s new and improved Nigeria. Under President Muhammadu Buhari, Nigeria practices a dual legal system where the All Progressives Congress politicians are innocent until proven innocent. If you doubt me, then ask Rotimi Amaechi and Babachir Lawal who are attending Federal Executive Council to decide the fate of Nigeria while Femi Fani-Kayode and Olisa Metuh are in and out of court. Alas!

Corruption cannot kill corruption. When you fight corruption with double standard, it is not corruption you kill, but your integrity. And while the Southern Kaduna killings rage on and go seemingly unnoticed by our President, I was shocked to read that the Presidency had issued a statement condemning the recent death in police custody of Tochukwu Nnadi in South Africa. Not that I am happy that Tochukwu was killed. Far from it. I am sad. Very sad. But why condemn one death in South Africa and remain silent on genocide in Southern Kaduna? And then it finally hitme! If you are a Nigerian and you want the government of President Muhammadu Buhari to condemn your killing, you better make sure your killers kill you in Southern Africa and not in Southern Kaduna!

Still on Kaduna, I am particularly pained because I saw it coming. My grouse about the Christian Association of Nigeria which refused to heed the warnings of many of us who saw the direction the nation was and is still heading and gave strong warnings. I publicly warned the Body of Christ immediately after the killings of hundreds of Shiites (according to the official Kaduna White Paper on the killings which declared that over 300 Shiites were killed) that if we did not speak up for Shiites, our turn would come too. With what is happening now in Southern Kaduna, did I lie? You should not wait until injustice touches you before you speak up for justice! That is a lesson the world learnt from Germany when the SS kept on coming for one group or the other until there was no one left to talk again.

And the double standard continues to manifest themselves everywhere. For instance, it did not take the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission and the DSS this long to investigate and arrest PDP politicians. Why the foot-dragging on Babachir, the Baba of IDP funds? Why is he allowed to continue in office during his investigation, yet the same Presidency wanted accused judges to step down during theirs? Is there one rule for Babachir and another rule for the perceived enemies of President Muhammadu Buhari? One would think that a man accused of stealing from IDPs would be expeditiously investigated and tried. Or is it a case of when I see the broom I will pass over? When Stella Oduah and Barth Nnaji were accused of corruption (and a mere conflict of interest in the case of Nnaji), then President Goodluck Jonathan asked them to resign within weeks. Today, our so-called anti-corruption president, Muhammadu Buhari, is waiting for ‘further investigations’ before moving against the famous grass cutter, Babachir Lawal.With the likes of Rotimi Amaechi, who spent half a million hosting Wole Soyinka, I guess N270 million to allegedly clear grass for IDPs is no big deal to President Muhammadu Buhari!

And the same government that arrested several newspaper publishers and proprietors and also forced them to refund monies that they received for public relations and media agency is now doing something similar in a case of do as I say, don’t do as I do.
The Buhari administration budgeted N180 million to ‘facilitate appearances with social media influencers’. This from a so-called anti-corruption regime! After ‘facilitating’ the Social Media influencers with these taxpayers’ millions, the same administration sends the EFCC to arrest its political opponents for ‘facilitating’ their own media associates! Apparently, this administration wants a monopoly on ‘facilitation’ and jealously guards the monopoly using law enforcement agents paid with our tax Naira. Even conservative global media houses now feel compelled to write about the double standard that exists in Nigeria under President Buhari because they are so glaring to the point of being blatant. Writing in December 2016 for instance, Bloomberg had this to say about Buhari’s Nigeria: “Out of 17 top positions in the army, navy, air force and other security agencies, (only) three are from the south.” This is coming from a foreign news medium! Look at the excuse the President gave for not attending the South-east Economic and Security Summit in Enugu. In an official statement, the Presidency said “stakeholders from the South- east came and advised him (the President) not go in view of the closeness of the date to Christmas; that given the sensitivity of the period to the people, a presidential visit may come with over exertion and possibly, be disruptive of Christmas.”

Even if you must lie, must the lie be so unintelligent? The President did not attend and did not send a representative because “of the closeness of the date to Christmas”, yet he still approved the military and paramilitary’ Operation Python Dance which made 2016 the worst year for South easterners since the civil war ended 47 years ago! And yet when the same President was compelled by bad weather to cancel his state visit to Bauchi State on December 29, 2016, he felt moved enough to tape a video message in Hausa, explaining to the people of Bauchi why he was unable to come and apologising to them profusely. You may recall that President Buhari got something like 97% of the votes of Bauchi State but only got less than 5% of the votes of the South-eastern states. Those who thought the President was joking in July 23, 2015 when he said “the constituents, for example, gave me 97% cannot in all honesty be treated on some issues with constituencies that gave me 5%” now know that our President was speaking the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Fellow Nigerians, brace up. Double standard is now an official state policy!
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/01/07/president-buharis-double-standard-syndrome/

We're is the Billy goat of Ukpor? Where is Hausaman of Ogboko Imo?

mcquin:
All I can say sir is that I am a young lawyer that needs a job and I know you can assist me. I can email my C.V. God bless you.

I am a retiree now grappling with private practice but I can advise you. Look for a good chamber and attach yourself for now. Never mind how poorly paid. Stay there, learn the ropes and make the connections. In another five years you can start a small practice. Then the sky will not be your limit but your start point. As a professional you CAN NEVER FAIL but now that your sinews and joints are supple, you must lay a solid foundation for yourself. Cheers.

delectablegyal:
beautiful baby. click like if you love babies.



some men are babies though.

You mean some babes are not babies? Are you saying some apparent sweet sixteen babes are adults? lol.

eyeview:
The coy must have folded cos I passed that road daily for 6 years on my way to primary school at that period. Also had common entrance lesson at Market Road Primary school, beside Holy Ghost Church and Ogbete then. I no try?

I was still at Enugu when it folded around 1988 almost same time as BEWAC that used to market British cars. I was a young graduate then. I still miss Enugu even though am a grandfather now (though still young at heart) who spends most of his in the village and around my grand children. Cheers.

eyeview:
I must be an old man if these ladies were these kids in 2006.
In 2006 I was already living in a 3 bedroom flat in a posh estate, saving money to buy my first car on my next birthday.
These ones will see one tomorrow and think we are age mates

Young man My first car was a Volkwagen beetle 1500 from J ALLEN'S Okpara Avenue by Market Road Enugu. That was November 1983 and it cost 3,550.00. I got a Calendar, Diary, spanners and free services for a period. What do you say to that?

Ubenedictus:
Can u substantiate ur claims?

give me 10 catholic diocese where d priests aren't paid, the truth is that the protestant churches do not have d organisation of d catholic church. there is always a higher authority and organisational brilliance that checks excesses.

Who checks the checker? It is at the highest levels that all the magic occurs. Bros I be Catholic o o

Playa0ne:
Blablabla... do you know the dept of the rot in the catholic church? The catholic church also stinks from head to bottom. The only reason yoou see everything going fine is because the whole charade is regulated to some degree by white men. The blackmen cant run shit, organization=0 for blackmen!
The catholic church is the father and mother of all corruption and the reason they appear cool and in order is because, like all white thieving enterprises, they stay below the radar, and empires run by black people even though they are stealing peanuts compared to their white counterparts always make a mess of it and appear like very crooked thieves.

All the accusations made by Martin Luther which led to the reformation still exist in both the Catholic and Anglican churches excerpt that in the Catholic they have multiplied by TEN.

CertifiedNaija:
Emir of Daura, Alhaji Farouk Umar Farouk and his beautiful young wife, Gimbiya Aisha Umar Farouk christened their first child together today, January 3.

The baby girl was named Halimatu Sadiya Umar Faruk.

Born in 1931, Umar Farouk became the 60th of Daura on February 2007. He married his wife in mid 2015.

See more photos below...

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2017/01/85-yr-old-emir-of-daura-umar-farouk.html?m=1

OK, We Moslems don't Christian our kids. We 'Islam' them. Thank you.

seXytOhbAd:
The write up was looking intelligent initially, till you brought up the NMA and her allies. That was where you started sounding myopic and quite silly. The paramedic health sector has not been fully established and you are already becoming polarized. Anyway, I'd like to ask you some questions. What is the guarantee that someday, the paramedic or emergency health workers won't go on strike when needed the most? Who is responsible for the initial training, regulation and discipline of paramedical workers? Because if they are to relieve SOME of the physician work load, and all medical doctors are expected to be able to do ALL emergency health protocols, what is the guarantee that we will not hear silly headlines later on about paramedics acting as doctors? There is a reason why there are A&E (Casualty) doctors. This is because no matter how advanced your life support training is, a paramedic CANNOT replace a doctor. If you don't believe, when on a flight, you hear the call for a doctor, stand up as a paramedic and watch your pride get dashed. I am not castigating or demeaning any profession, and I believe In teamwork, but doctors often get bashed for caring too much about patient health safety in Naija.
There is a reason why our health sector has not been diverse enough to create new jobs, and that is not because of the NMA. It is simply because our leaders are too busy spending 600M on Christmas lighting and such spending cannot sustain growth. Couple that with our bad roads, traffic holdups, and bad guys who may want to help you people "hold" the van in rough neighborhoods, you start to see why it is not working. Nice write up though.

The paramedics advocate talked about training patients. Does he honestly understand the reasons and parameters used for sorting triage? Or he just wants to impress the readers. He was almost touching aspects of core professional medicine which is to say that when the chips are down, the will impersonate doctors without having the requisite training and experience. I know a nurse anaesthetist who is doing all sorts of surgery and killing people daily.

EXACTLY Where Dalong belongs! He shouldn't be allowed to leave there.

EVILFOREST:
DSS should go after him..
Is Rochas aware of this...??

Hmmm! Na him paddyman and mentor and model and more . .

Police eh Police. EFCC eh! Army, Navy Air force, Civil defence and Civilian Joint task force. whey una dey? I don see Yahoo boy, kidnapper, ritualist, and armed robber rolled in one. Make una come quick via Nairaland o o o.

Diplomatically USA should also call home her diplomats to avoid Russia expelling them. America has not called them in the hope that Russia will expel them and strain US - Russia relationship in advance of 12th January when Trump takes over from Obama.

Ugosample:
And you think the Igbos in the north, the millions of them will not retaliate?
You obviously have not been to Kano lately

Please let us not even imagine such scenarios. Miyetti Allah group will transport all butchers from Kaduna, Zaria, Katsina and Sokoto to Kano against the Igbos. GOD FORBID. CHUKWU EKWENA. AONDO VENDA. ALLAH KIYAYE. OLORUN MAJE. Every day I pray for peace in Nigeria even before I begin to thank God for his numerous blessings or ask for more.

Edkay:
In many countries, drinking before the age of 16 is illegal, for good reasons.

Childhood and adolescence are periods of rapid growth and development. That is when children mature mentally, emotionally and physically. Out of curiosity, some kids may ask: Mum can I have a sip of your wine? And parents sometimes say ‘why not?’ That is really NOT good.

Did you know that alcohol has been described as a poison for children? That is why experts recommend that children should NOT be allowed to drink alcohol.

Why is alcohol dangerous for children?

Unlike adults, alcohol causes low blood sugar in very young children. This may lead to convulsions, coma and death.

When a child drinks alcohol, the normal development of vital organs such as liver, brain may be disrupted. This may have lifelong impact on his well-being.

Source : www.healthx24.com

You are 100 percent right but this is our Nigeria. Are you still living in Texas?

PrettyCrystal:
This is quite alarming for little children to be downing bottle of beer at such a tender age. This children were spotted celebrating Christmas in their own "special" way in Benue state. This reportedly happened on Sunday, December 25th.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/12/see-how-these-young-boys-celebrated.html

That group start taking beer 8years ago. Benue my state. Msugh na chii . . Ma kwagh ya kwagh chagba.

Fremancipation:
Tension in the EAST is very high now. It just takes only one nonsense from hausa-fulani for Igbos to release their boiling anger.

And the response against Igbos in the North will boil over as usual. It is clear to all. There are no worthy Hausa Fulanis in the East, only dagger welding butchers of men, and gun trotting service men who waste no patience in killing should it come to that.
My friend thinks that any Igboman still living in the North is kamikaze, suicide in prospect or bushido.

He was rich before he was called to do this job.
Na so we de hear am from them. The question s are many but make we just keep am for mind. . .

Sweetguy25:
Enyia, I know.

Wanna God bless.

[quote author=Sweetguy25 post=5were2364575]I was almost 9 years old then, I remember people celebrating and I also remember watching his funeral on NTA. His corpse was being carried on a mat when he about to be interred. Thats all I can remember.

The next I can remember was Obasanjo being president. It happened so fast[/quote]things were not that fast o o. There was Abdulsalam Abubakar in between Abacha and OBJ. I see u were really young then. Cheers.

LordVale:
Where were you when we had this headline? Would you love to see more of this?

Empires rise and fall. How time flies. May he rest in peace.