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winetapper:
List of Toyota cars I know.

Toyota Camary
Toyota Sprinter
Toyota vits
Toyota Regius
Toyota Yaris
Toyota Hiace
Toyota Nadia
Toyota Raum
Toyota Prado
Toyota Porte
Toyota Allex
Toyota harrier
Toyota Mark II
Toyota Runex
Toyota Highlander
Toyota avensis
Toyota Crystal light
Toyota Corona
Toyota Noah
Toyota voxy
Toyota d4d
Toyota Hilux
Toyota spacio
Toyota funcargo
Toyota Corolla
Toyota Venza
Toyota rav4
Toyota...

Abeg join in listing..

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HarkymTheOracle:
Ok.my hand no dey sha...

HarkymTheOracle:
RIP to him...


Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.

The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.

Then...

They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to #MMM.
The world of Monkeys

ammyluv2002:
Lol *smh* :-

See as hin dress like native doctor...I have serious beef for this man

Kobicove:
Is this the best they could find?

godunia:
Anyone making money in the name of God must pay tax. Even Jesus paid tax in the bible

Teekzel:
if we follow God says there be no problem.
O you who believe, do not practice usury, charging doubled and redoubled (interest); but have fear of God: you may well attain your goal.Quran 3:130
religion take part alot in all our social life and hereafter those who are to pay tax are the one that have fanincial business and willing to contribute but the government should issue tax that wont ruin business. Anything we want to do we should do it according the way God says today a lot of people have turn their religion into financial business because of their ignorane to the word of God and the messenger S.A.W and mind u Qur'an verse are not nonsense it is for those who understand,the TRUE believer

slinkman:
This country should have never been given independence

opalu:
TOTAL RUBBISH LIST!!!
WHEN WILL IT GET INTO THIS OYIBO BRAINS THAT THE ERA OF SLAVERY IS GONE AND BURIED?
THEY JUST HAVE BIAS FOR NIGERIA! OUR YOUTHS GO TO FOREIGN SCHOOLS AND DUST THEIR PROFESSORS WITH HOME-GROWN INTELLIGENCE BY EMERGING OVERALL BEST, SOLVING ACADEMIC PROBLEMS UNSOLVED FOR AGES, GRADUATING IN POSTGRADUATE WITH FIRST CLASS AND DISTINCTIONS. STUDENTS TRAINED IN NIGERIAN UNIVERSITIES.
YET THEM GET MOUTH TO TELL US OUR UNIVERSITIES ARE NOT AMONG THE BEST UNIS IN AFRICA AND IN THE 1000 UNIS ON EARTH!!!
TO HE.LL WITH THEIR RANKINGS.


Some years ago, I was a Consultant Engineer to a FG Project at the FCT and other states. Could you believe that the so called Foreign Engineers they brought from Germany, UK, India and China where learning the work from we the Nigerian Engineers?
Then I was even a young Engineer not even COREN-Certified at that time self. Yet those foreigners couldn't know jack more than us that were trained here.

thesicilian:
Its called a colostomy. It is a hole created surgically to connect the large intestine to the "outside " as a means of passing faeces (into that nylon bag) either temporarily or permanently.

Princewilla:
According to the photos posted on his Instagram handle @dadaboyehiz

The photo was captioned #Prettymikechallenge
It seems that will be the new trend!

komekn:
International politics of the West African sub region requires that we have a major involvement.

The option of sitting back and saying " Whaaaaten concern me " does not exist. When there is anarchy opportunists take advantage. That means Jammeh in his self seeking desire to remain in power can plunge that country into civil war.

This in turn will give room to a host of Islamic fundamentalists and terrorists to fill the power vacum. This in turn will give Boko and it's associated friends a staging post to attack us from.

I am disappointed by now we should have at least Battalion of heavily well armed soldiers in Gambia ensuring that the peace will be upheld. That will be a deterrent to the excesses of a despotic and delusional leader, Jammeh.

If the west had intervened when they could, into Syria ISIS would not have been birthed and Syria's Assad would not have had the opportunity to butcher his own people in there millions like he has done.

The whole region would not be so destabilised and turned into a free for all battlefield.

onuwaje:
Then buhari shud be concerned about the safety of Nigerian Citizens

Thats shud be his concern there

Gflat:
Always have it in mind people, police is your friend.

onuwaje:
It still doesnt answer my question...

How does that affect nigeria?

onuwaje:
I ask once more

What use is its importance to Nigeria
Cos soon they will send troops to zimbabwe because mugabe refused to leave seat.

onuwaje:
I ask once more

What use is its importance to Nigeria
Cos soon they will send troops to zimbabwe because mugabe refused to leave seat.

onuwaje:
U av a point
But i still think Nigeria shd be on the spear head of this

We have boko haram fulani herdsmen and NDA. To deal with
What shud be d primary concern here shud be 100% Nigerian benefit
Nigeria shud dont think of getting its citizens out of Gambia pending when d issue is resolved

I still dont see why we shud send soldiers when we have alpt of problems..