₦airaland Forum

Osyxcel:
Wicked Souls

My judgement: Engage them in hard paid labour, and after deduction feeding expenses from their wages, the remnant should be sent to the family of the deceased. They should do this continuously for 20 years...

Not deterent enough!

aguiyi1:
looking for the wind is a wasteful venture.

we are still were we are because the descendants of oduduwa are afraid to stand on their own so they support the gambaris to act as if violence has been monopolized in the zoo.

Biafra is coming, we wouldn't continue like this

Biafra again? kedu kwanu maka ndi sabo? Egwu natum o o.

[quote author=scholes0 post=35358897][size=13pt]United Nations' Multi Dimensional Poverty Index[/size]

The United Nations' Global Multi-Dimensional Poverty Index has three dimensions and 10 indicators in estimating Overall Poverty. Each dimension is equally weighted, each indicator within a dimension is also equally weighted, and added. It uses 10 indicators to measure poverty in three dimensions: Education, Health and Living standards. This report was Published in June 2015, and is based on data collected on years between 2004 and 2014.
According to the MPI Report, as at 2010, 46% of Nigerians lived below the national poverty line (Only 28% in Urban areas, and near 70% in The rural). Although a Report by the World bank, released in 2014, showed that only 33% of Nigerians could be considered Poor.

Now, to the Report........
States by Incidence of Poverty

[size=15pt] STATES<-->POVERTY RATE
1. Lagos --------- 8.5%
2. Osun --------- 10.9%
3. Anambra --------- 11.2%
4. Ekiti --------- 12.9%
5. Edo --------- 19.2%
6. Imo --------- 19.8%
7. Abia --------- 21.0%
8. Rivers --------- 21.1%
*. FCT (Abj) --------- 23.5%
9. Kwara --------- 23.7%
10. Akwa Ibom --------- 23.8%
11. Delta --------- 25.1%
12. Ogun --------- 26.1%
13. Kogi --------- 26.4%
14. Ondo --------- 27.9%
15. Enugu --------- 28.8%
16. Bayelsa --------- 29.0%
17. Oyo --------- 29.4%
18. Cross River --------- 33.1%
-------------------------------------------------------
** National Avg --------- 46.0%
-------------------------------------------------------
19. Plateau --------- 51.6%
20. Nassarawa --------- 52.4%
21. Ebonyi --------- 56.0%
22. Kaduna --------- 56.5%
23. Adamawa --------- 59.0%
24. Benue --------- 59.2%
25. Niger --------- 61.2%
26. Borno --------- 70.1%
27. Kano --------- 76.4%
28. Gombe --------- 76.9%
29. Taraba --------- 77.7%
30. Katsina --------- 82.2%
31. Sokoto --------- 85.3%
32. Kebbi --------- 86.0%
33. Bauchi --------- 86.6%
34. Jigawa --------- 88.4%
35. Yobe --------- 90.2%
36. Zamfara --------- 91.9%[/size]

REGIONAL AVERAGES
1 = South West - 19.3% Poverty (+ Average)
2 = South South - 25.2% Poverty (+ Average)
3 = South East - 27.36% Poverty (+ Average)

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** National Avg 46.0%% Poverty
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4 = North Central - 45.7% Poverty (+Average)
5 = North East - 76.8% Poverty (- Average)
6 = North West- 80.9% Poverty (- Average) Damn!!

Sources
The Global Multidimensional Poverty Index by the U.N
http://www.dataforall.org/dashboard/ophi/index.php/
Click on Nigeria, and then "Nigeria country briefing, from the dropdown menu".
http://www.ophi.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/Multidimensional-Poverty-Index-2015-2-March-2015.pdf?0a8fd7&13666f

Poverty level in Imo State should be about 100 or 200 percent. My people there are living 5ft below poverty line. Imagine a civil service state going 8 months without..... Chai, but it would have been worse if the other man had won the election. Imolites know what I mean. they are surviving on 50 cents per year.

INTROVERT:
Amaechi Amaechi.



See protruding bellies and only one babe

I said it before. This man is a ruffian. Is this what he used River State money to do all these years? He is a rascal.

tpiander:
bro, quit the lying.

that brick wall does not look like its in Nigeria. Its not damp enough for the moss on it which is light brown btw instead of dark green.

The brickwall focus of your boldness is inferior to any I know in Asokoro, Lekki and Victoria Island. You may stick with your adamance Bros.

Pavore9:
Cut some of the fruits into halves and upload a zoom of them.

It is not a fruit. It is a berry found in farmlands. In my part of Igboland we call it 'Ubere'. It comes in red and white color. It is wild but people are cultivating it in their backyards because of fast diappearnce of farmlands in Igboland.

Humblega:
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/traders-artisans-to-shut-down-anambra-today-as-fg-relocates-40-boko-haram-detainees-to-anambra/

Are they are still taking BH prisoners? Keeping and feeding them for what purposes or than validation by Western culture. Hmmmm.

LeOstrich:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2572632_107272147144103886439691086886218n_jpeg02945d62d1b7ebb54b529a5569375715

Another retardo

You don't use Bullpups assault rifles in field combat

The IWI Tavor SAR being carried by the Nigerian Naval team is best used in small confined spaces and not in open field.

The German Soldier is operating with the right field range weapon.

No wonder Boko is kicking their azzes

Israeli Tavor is more of a of a personal arm than an assault weapon. It is slightly better than a pistol. Look at distance between trigger and gunsight which is an estimate of range. EKR of Tavor cannot match that of AK 47 or FN currently in use by Nigerian forces. The gun just fine for eye. Good only for internal oppressions rather than tactical objectives.

lalasticlala:
Their work not that easy...
I guess he's tired...

https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/615502440830509056

He is waiting for buses to come. Him dey gather body.

INTROVERT:
As a christian i beleive in life after death.
Jesus said "in my Fathers house there are many mansions and I go to prepare a place for you" (me).

That invariably means That there is an after life where we return to meet our maker in whose image we are created.

The belief in life after death lermeates all known religions including fetish traditional religions. The Eastern religions of Hinduism and Shintoism mark the watershed of that belief more than any other. It is only Evolutionary biology that does not believe in it which is perhaps the reason for all the holes and gaps which years of research have failed and will continue to fail to explain.

Freemanan:
Christ...

I guess We are following in their footsteps..
Nigerians deserve more than this.

How are we sure they are legislators and not a mob fighting in other places? Even if they are, are they rogues also? Tgey are unlikely to be fighting for selfish interests.. they may be fighting for noble causes in interest of the electorate.
We already know those with the fattest salary world wide. My question is this- why is it always the worst attributes that we must copy from outside?

leke12:
No! Why? Because if Adam was d first man we would have the same DNA,ur genealogy is trace only by DNA and its unique to each family tree line even if it is 10,000 old.

What about mutations and trasmutations on chromosomal DNA over the aeons?

vivypretty:
I will when it is passed into law

I regret that ur nyash may remain uninsured because those to pass the law are busy fighting over almost every trifle issue that do not benefit u and I and other Nigerians. Just fighting for themselves... Have a good day Ma and may all uninsured nyashes be protected Amen.

stano2:
1. The fat kid was
always the
goalkeeper

2. The owner of the
ball decides who
plays.

3. Penalties
awarded only if
injured player curses
a lot.

4. The match only
ends when
everyone was tired.

5. No matter how
many goals you
score, the
winner will be
determined by the
last team to
score.

6. No referee and
lines men. You could
run with the ball even
behind the goal
post.

7. If you don't
participate in
repairing the ball
you were given a match
ban

8. If you're picked
last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's
never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree
when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in
the next game.

10. When the owner
of the ball gets
annoyed,
game over.

11. You were
allowed to change a
goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.

12. the most skillful
player get
automatic
selection.

13.Any shot over the head
of the goalkeeper is high
goal

14.Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in
the air, the team that
gets it continues with
the game.

*is it the different in your place

There was no question of eleven players. Each side could have up to 20 players. There. was what we called Police game. There was also Toronto game. The only foul game had to do with kicking the ball and hanging ur leg in the air..it was called CHEST PAIN.

vivypretty:
well if that happens I will insure my nyash.and also get a police order that prohibits them from getting close to me

I have the necesary insurance policy for women nyash. Just what u need. Low premium. Info me.

tosyne2much:
[i]

They lie a lot. They always go on transfer. They belong to everybody and to nobody. They kill for money. They ....... I can go on and on. They are Siamese twins.

ZUBY77:
I love the part where he said "sofily sofily catchee monkey"

Fraudulently intelligent

Non communicating entertainner.

Fertilenigeria:
Finishing school with first class, second class, third class or pass has nothing to do with life's success after school.

Have you heard that Timaya had 16 over 400 in jamb? But where is he now compared to some professor?

Life in the community is entirely a different ball game. Its now up to you to discover what you can do best while you are young.

this will be your tool for success. So, its not by third class. Do more for yourself

Education spices up your endeavor. Though Timaya succeeded without education, he would have been better off doing what he does now with education. Moreover how many uneducated successful Timayas can you find? He is an excerption that is why you easily named him. Say no to illetracy.

RedCard1:
Just incase it makes it to the FP

Afolayan. No be Jaguar pikin be dat? His late father was an ace comedian. 'My belle oo.. my head ooo..

redsconsult:
tinubu controls virtually all southwest states and ur judas only control kwara states which is not more than alimosho local govt in population .....

he single handedly rescue u and nigerians from pdp sixteen years impunity and misrule a record never witnessed in the history of nigeria.

he has groom alot of technocrats and otherwise

you can never mention apc, nigeria and democracy in nigeria without highlighting his name.

he has always been the headache of both the military far back babangida and abacha era and also a virus to pdp and jonathan

Jonathan can never sleep without dreaming of Tinubu pursuing him in his dream lol.

Did i hear virus? I said it before. I talk am. He is human and virus therefore he must be HIV. Chei.

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Police offering five million for information..... their brothers offering twenty million for protection and secrecy.

Oduok:
Though I would never have rejected a well paid job. But when it was not forth coming I had to make use of every opportunity available for me. I finished my National Diploma in 2007 at Petroleum Training Institute (Industrial Safety and Environmental Engineering Technology), Effurun (Best Student of my class). I was not so determined at applying for jobs and I never did. Rather I applied for Industrial experience which was easier to get than employment. I started with Environmental Health Office in 2007. After one year I moved to Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) -still industrial experience.

When I completed my experience I stayed back as a casual staff where I was preparing to get admission back to school for my Bachelor's degree. I had admission in 2010 to study Chemical Engineering in UNIUYO, through UME - not even direct entry.

I hussled, did weekend home lesson, registered a consulting business and did minor consulting services in downstream Petroleum Sector. In my sophomore year I won the PTDF scholarship for my programme. Within the five years, I went back to DPR for more six months industrial experience and Exxonmobil for another six months experience. Now I am a graduate with experience (graduated best in my class with 4.40 CGPA). Looking ahead.

I'm not so much moved with applying for jobs - though would not hessitate to get a good offer that would come on merit. I'm planning to make the consulting business I registered more organised with full incorporation. I picked interest in Organic oils, Soap, and Detergent in my undergraduate - had done a project on that.

I'm now working on raising money to setup a plant for production of these products. Presently i'm partnering with a collegue and we are running an evening school. I have always approached life with a positive mindset. Though not too rich (financially) right now but i'm not begging. Sponsored myself successfully through out my degree. Built a mini flat in my father's compound and have a great wealth of experience in life and career. I believe my story can be of encouragement to someone.

U have a good story

Shine1177:
http://www.punchng.com/news/impeachment-judge-ready-to-testify-against-aregbesola-says-speaker/

Aregbe should apologize to the good people of osun state. As for the patriotic female judge, if a strand of hair from her is injured we shall WAR WAR WAR. The gods will fight in our side.

dainformant:
Guess this is why the lawmakers need exorbitant wardrobe allowances.. After disgracing themselves on Live Tv in a show of shame, these are the people the country relies on in making our laws...On Thursday, the lawmakers turned to lawbreakers.

The brawl deteriorated to the extent of clothes being torn in the process as depicted in the pictures...What a big shame...The legislators would take Nigeria to greater heights if they can channel their "Floyd-Mayweather's" skills to doing productive things.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/06/imagine-disgraceful-photos-of-house-of.html

No wonder they are asking for wardrobe allowance in advance. That we must deny them as a way of stopping fighting and dress tearing in our Assembly.

atlwireles:
Thanks for righting a wrong.

Are u kidding me? U mean someone who won election and ruled a state for five months was denied rights of a former governor by one who never even campaigned but came into Goverment thro non democratic back door of a high court? Amechi benefitted from Omehias sweat but cast him off. Wike I bless u. I am not from River State though. My constituency is Africa.

LocalChamp:
Published on June 24, 2015

Prince Buruji Kashamu, the Ogun east senator, wanted in the United States, may appear to be a tough guy, mounting a labyrinth of legal obstacles, to stall the moves by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency to ship him out to Chicago.
But we can report today that Kashamu is also a faint-hearted person, not willing to take any risk about his life.
Kashamu was billed to travel to Abuja from Lagos today, after he failed to commit the office of the Attorney-General of the Federation and the NDLEA for criminal contempt over extradition moves to the USA.

He had sat in the Business class of Aero Flight 127, Abuja-bound, along with his lawyers when the captain announced a minor problem with the plane. The captain said the light of an indicator had not come on brightly enough and that the Aero engineers are fixing the problem.
To keep the passengers at ease, the captain gave the assurance that the problem was nothing to worry about. And that the resolution of the problem will not take three minutes.
No sooner the captain finished talking, than Kashamu signalled to his lawyers, asking them to alight from the plane. Other passengers who had calmly listened to Captain Kunle’s explanation remained glued to their seats and burst out laughing when Buruji and his lawyers scampered away.
Aero Flight 127, which left Lagos at 14.45 landed in Abuja without incidents.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/06/24/kashamu-flees-from-abuja-flight/

Fear that the Plane wants to crash or EFCC use that delay as cover to catch him unaware.

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http://www.234 forum.com/photos-meet-the-youngest-wife-of-alaafin-of-oyo-shes-an-undergraduate/
CC lalasticlala[/quote]Methuselah marries Cinderilla live in Oyo. Kabiyesi oo

barcanista:
Jesus Christ.... Ordinary Senate President with over 300 Aides and all to be paid from government coffers? Kai .....Nigeriaaaaaa

And what is the volume of blood in his circulatory system?

metronaija:
http://www.metronaija.com/2015/06/breaking-news-members-of-house-of.html

Fuji House of commotion.

generalj1:
more...and Dida ..male rott

.

Hmmm. Some barbecue stuff. He must be from Akwa Ibom or Plateau State. And he is not a moslem like me.

INTROVERT:
What was paid for on the contract and what is being done physically

Ochendo Orji working hard on Aba Roads. ( runs and hides in the wardrobe).