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xynerise:
^negative. I aint no victim. When we were young there was no blackberry.

Really? even way back in time, gold diggers exist, maybe u ain't got what it takes to attract them,

Sorry peeps, been taking my dopes n trying to get more insights for my research, any meaningful thinking comes from overactivation of the neural networks in the brain, so am back with more facts, but before I proceed, let me answer some folks

what's wrong with some peeps?

mashnino:
grandpa has said it all

It's like u and grandpa are victims of gold digger, am just opening ur eyes

When they discuss their financial woes, suggest ways in which the suspected gold digger can make money fast. When you mention the possibility of them selling their luxury car, video console, guitar, diamond bracelet, or any other expensive item that could keep them from becoming homeless or having their utilities cut off or car repossessed, how do they respond? The average person will be saddened and may even become angry or upset, but a gold digger will be appalled at the very idea that they should have to give up their prized possessions in order to meet their own basic needs. They'll treat the idea as ludicrous.

xynerise:
Kid, if u really want to excel in life, stay off drugs.

Thank you grandpa! the best advice I've received in ages

Understand what a gold digger is, and is not. There's nothing wrong with a person being concerned about your financial stability. A long-term partnership means depending on each other through the ups and downs, and being financially reliable does help with that to a degree. The difference between a gold digger and someone who values your role as a provider is that the gold digger would deride and perhaps leave you if you lost your ability to provide for them financially. A good person can appreciate your financial resources, but a gold digger appreciates only that, and will not see the relationship as worthwhile if you're not well off.

to be continued,

Have you ever been suspicious that the person you are dating is more interested in your money than in you? If you are concerned about this and want to find out, here are some ideas to accomplish this and protect yourself before it is too late.


to be continued

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Ileke-IdI:
Police, you do wellu wellu. na now una dey start una job.

Hold them and throw away the keys. We need to get rid of pestilence in Nigeria. They make malaria look like a simple cold.

it seems like one Ibo guy don wack this Ileke-idi, scatter her heart and run away! the way she hate Ibo people ehn! If she be God, she go send the whole race to hell fire!

A suspected Child trafficker, an American white lady, was apprehended yesterday evening with 16 Nigerian kids all jammed into her wagon truck. The name of the American white lady is yet to be confirmed as at the time of her arrest as none of the police officers would want to volunteer any information. She was seen at the back of the counter at the Utako police station with the children she was alleged to have in her possession as at the time of the arrest.
The alarm was reportedly raised by an immigration officer who created a scene and forced the wagon she was driving to stop after a tip off. As soon as the news of her arrest filtered out, despite the late timing, people trooped to the station to catch a glimpse of her. She was met making frantic efforts to reach any official of the American embassy in Abuja. She also declined to speak with this reporter.
http://elendureports.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2279&Itemid=1

He said “well, normally when I read these things I don’t believe them. Yesterday when somebody phoned me and said this was said, I said don’t believe it. He said check on all the papers and I said get me all the papers, they got me the papers and I read; it’s a little bit unlike Babangida.

But if Babangida had decided on becoming a septuagenarian, that he will be a fool, I think one should probably do what the Bible says in Proverbs chapter 26, verse 4. It says don’t answer a fool because you may also become like him.

“When you go to the same Proverbs chapter 26, verse 5, it says answer a fool so that he will not think he’s a wise man. So, I am now torn between which of the two verses I should follow in this respect. Some of the things he said unfortunately were not well thought-out.
“I also read where he said in his time, he gave the dividends of democracy and at the same time he regretted. When I read that, well I said Babangida should be pitied and shown sympathy rather than anger or condemnation because the old saying says a fool at 40 is a fool forever and I would say a regret at 70 is a regret too late. Well a regret at 70 is a regret to the grave.
http://www.elombah.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=7825:obasanjo-to-ibb-q-a-fool-at-70-q-&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=67

N101:
You obviously haven't spoken to many East Africans or Southern Africans.

Statistically, Nigerian speaks clearer english than others. Though of what benefit is it anyway, it's only Africans that takes pride in speaking english that a french or german will not speak even if they can,

Vicjustice:
Nigerian accent, sexy in regard to what language?
First of all, does one need to be reminded that different parts of Nigeria have different accents?
One may arguably claim that Nigerian accent is "sexy" in their native languages, but in spoken English, i'm sorry to say that Nigerian accents are not appealling: Most Nigerian are not even understood by foreigners (especially when speaking English to them on phone).

I think u need to ask CNN how they arrived at that?

SEFAGO:
Emi Ke? I wrote the book on that s*h/it man. Infact you should have your notebook ready for me to give you pointers

can't wait to jot down ur lectures, but I doubt if it will be dat useful as it did not help u in the first instance.

Nigerians speaks better and clearer english than any other Africans, that explains why most of her languages are erasing fast. Ibo language is the worst hit, i don't think it can last till d next 50 years

SEFAGO:
While American girls go gaga over Nigerian accents, I think they are the only ones (Americans I think) who like the Nigerian accent.

I have lived in other places around the world and my accent cannot pull dem chicks like it would in the US. The study was probably based in the US iI bet

Maybe u no sabi international chicks toasting code

World's sexiest accents
Because a foreign language can be the best aphrodisiac, we traveled the world in search of the 12 hottest accents
By Jordan Burchette

Read more: World’s sexiest accents #2 | CNNGo.com http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/worlds-sexiest-accents-130333?page=0,1#ixzz1VO37Kthg


Famous tongues: King Sunny Adé, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde
Dignified, with just a hint of willful naiveté, the deep, rich “oh’s” and “eh’s” of Naija bend the English language without breaking it, arousing tremors in places other languages can’t reach. Kinda makes the occasional phone scam worth the swindle.

Sounds like: The THX intro with teeth



Read more: World’s sexiest accents #2 | CNNGo.com http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/worlds-sexiest-accents-130333?page=0,1#ixzz1VO2mFJBa

Travis Barker
Randy Rhoads
Kate Bush
Cher
Agnetha Faltskog
Jennifer Aniston
Michael Jackson
Whoopi Goldberg
Britney Spears
Doris Day
Billy Crystal
Jay Leno
Aretha Franklin
Enrique Iglesias
Kim Jong-il
Dennis Bergkamp
Kate Winslet
Whitney Houston
Colin Farrell
John Madden
Benjamin Burnley
Jennifer Connelly
Joseph Stalin
Isaac Asimov
David Bowie
Elisha Cuthbert
The Dalai Lama
Fat Joe
Stanley Kubrick
Mr. T
Sean Bean
Eric Prydz
Lars von Trier
Ritchie Valens
Tyson Ritter
Sandara Park

it all boils down to being genuine in communicating and compromising once in a while. Women are the worst culprit in the "Am tired, next time please" phrase, If they have a taste of what it feels like to have an unfilled conji dream, they should take heart!

Truth is, time your partner well and u get what u want.

If u need ur wife to give it to u when u want it, help ease up some of her household chores for her and show her love always.

If u need ur man to be there always, give him enough atmosphere to rest and good food too.

finish matter!

Rubbish !

Who are these so called top Nigerians?

Let's continues wasting our time and deceiving ourselves, greed and corruption is gradually killing this country.

Rubbish !

Who are these so called top Nigerians?

Let's continues wasting our time and deceiving ourselves, greed and corruption is gradually killing this country.

We are watching, and always ready to hit the reply button in nairaland, when the new group strikes

Digital Black Board!

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• The Federal Government agrees to comply with the new national minimum wage (Amendment) Act 2011.

•The Federal Government shall conclude negotiations with labour on the implementation of the new national minimum wage not later than 31 July, 2011.

•Detailed negotiations on the relativity implications of the implementation of the new minimum wage Act, 2011 will be concluded not later than 31 July, 2011.

•The new wages will be implemented with effect from 1 August, 2011.

•The arrears of the new wages with effect from 23 March, 2011 will be paid not later than 31 August 2011.

•No workers shall be victimized in any manner or form as a consequence of the implementation of the new national minimum wage.

•In line with the agreement earlier reached with the Federal Government and state governors, labour resolves to suspend the three-day warning strike across the country.

Let's watch how the game plays out!

bashr4:
shut up , it goes both way , ironsi also crushed the first seccession lead by adaka boro. stop taking us back when we are trying to see how to move foward.

Agreed ! Every region, tribe or ethnic groups has one grudge or the other against each other, that is why true love and peace will never exist in this country!

pemimi:
A̶̲̥̅♏ a̶̲̥̅̊ batch C corper datz meant τ̅☺ be serving in maiduguri and i bliv dis der action is cumin kinda late. Some of us cldnt wait so we left our things behind. Now even if D̶̲̥̅̊ redeploy us, ♓☺w do we leave D̶̲̥̅̊ town, is it by the buses provided by our states, ® dey 4getin dat the roads aint safe animore and D̶̲̥̅̊ bad part of it is dat ders no flight. All my things Α̲̅я̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ !ƞ maiduguri and i dnt think ‎​​i wana EVER go back τ̅☺ get dem

Remember Lot's wife, When you life is in dangers, you should leave your things behind or else, turn to a pillar salt

Peter Obi, Ikemba and Bianca
By SaharaReporters, New York
Ikemba Nnewi, Chief Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu, currently sick in England, has been virtually abandoned by his wife, Bianca Ojukwu (nee Onoh) and his erstwhile political godson, Governor Peter Obi of Anambra State.

Our investigation included interviews with concerned doctors, Nigerians in the UK, family members, and close associates of the former leader of Biafra who is one of the most charismatic public figures in Africa in the last fifty years. Saharareporters has unearthed horrifying details of the plight of the Ikemba after he had his second stroke in December of 2010.

Governor Obi has told Nigerians many a time that Chief Ojukwu was receiving the best medical attention in the UK and that he, the governor, was taking care of the medical bills. But sources close to the family as well as a medical source disclosed to Saharareporters that Ikemba had been dumped in an elderly home in England due to lack of money to pay his hospital bills. Meanwhile our investigation showed that Ikemba’s wife, Bianca, is now living with her boyfriend, Uju Robert Okonkwo, in her husband’s home in Enugu. Mr. Okonkwo is a commissioner in Governor Obi’s government and Bianca reportedly nominated him for the job.

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/gov-peter-obi-and-bianca-abandon-ikemba-england

passionate88:
NYSC directors, Una dey Mad for HEAD, why una post them go there in the first place?.

OAM4J:
Is this not coming rather late. After they have bombed the orientation camp already.

DO you know how many millions they should have lost in their bank statement if they didn't post them there??

The over zealous foolish corpers were just a tool to justify the spending of the money!

Some State cordinator, DI etc etc are smiling to the bank now!

Pipe dream!

When Ojukwu made the move way back then, your so-called heroes sabotaged his effort.

When you started you agitation, you once again sold ur birth right in the name of amnesty

You will remain till the oil in your region is milked to the last drop, your environment destroyed and you'll be dumped by the same Nigeria you passionately supported during the Biafra struggle.

Good morning to you all!

OAM4J:
If any of those coppers should die, there blood should be required from GEJ and NYSC DG.

Many foolish ones will die and nothing will happen!

Any Corps member accepting deployment to troubled zone should blame his/herself for anything that happens. They saw fire and wished it away in the name of national service!

Odunnu:
I've lost count of these bomb blasts

Am still counting, 100000000000000000000000000000001st bomb blast!

The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) is to redeploy all corps members posted to Borno State.

An official of the NYSC in the state, who did not want his name published, confirmed on Tuesday that the development is coming on the heels of recent incessant bombings and attacks on both civilians and security operatives in the state especially in Maiduguri town, headquarters of the state.

“The director general has travelled to Borno today to personally see to the redeployment of all serving corps members in Borno State including those in presently in camp,” he said.




http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/nysc-redeploy-corps-members-bornu