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Car Talk › Re: Engine Replacement VS Engine Rebuilding! by McLizbae:
Well, in the real world where this things actually work the way it should, people only buy engines for 3 reasons (1) the damage to the engine has affected the engine block, (2) you need the car running in the shortest possible time, so you can't wait for the long rebuild process, (3) you actually want to fill the vibes and aesthetics of a new (brand new silvery shinny block) engine in your car.

The only reason people venture to buy the half dead (tokunbo) engines here is because (1) the mechanics do not actually know the rebuilding job well enough (2) most of the rebuilding parts are fake, so they break down quickly.

Probability that the tokunbo engine you just bought is also a rebuild is 80%. And if it is not, the probability that it will last as long as a well rebuilt engine is 0. This is because, as long as the engine block is still intact, the old engine is meant to be rebuild.
Family › Re: Why Is My Mother In Law Asking For My Genotype? by McLizbae:
Because she really do love her child and she's not being ignorant about it.

But seriously, if you really don't know why she's asking, you should really reconsider marrying into that family. That is one civilized and elite family, and you seem to be too ignorant to fit in.
Travel › Re: Check Out The Border Between Niger And Nigeria by McLizbae: 5:16pm On Mar 19, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Thundafireseun:
Thats exactly how Buhari entered into our country
Politics › Re: "The Audacity": Army Deletes Cryptic Post After Killing Of Soldiers In Delta by McLizbae: 5:23pm On Mar 17, 2024
And to those communities in advance.
God1000:
But delta youths really had the audacity to massacre soldiers on peace mission.

This is why people should not tolerate and support criminals in their domain, they will later turn to monsters and bring unimaginable disaster to all and sundry, No development will come to such place as well


Rest in peace to our gallant soldiers and officers.
Business › Re: Wrong Transfer Into My Bank Account. by McLizbae: 2:48pm On Mar 17, 2024
With how much kwa grin
Starboytwo:
Runaway

Do face surgery

Japa
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Demanded Return Of Tithe From My Former Church – Abuja Man by McLizbae: 10:03am On Mar 17, 2024
He spoke like a furniture.
Travel › Re: UNILORIN Commercial Bus Driver Dies While Driving by McLizbae: 9:27am On Mar 17, 2024
Well by that statement, I mean the rate at which people in Nigerian neighborhood disappear. The death rate is almost equal to japa rate.
Tayorshd87:
Who u say u say persin wey Japa no dey die .
Or are people in overseas immortal 😳
Travel › Re: UNILORIN Commercial Bus Driver Dies While Driving by McLizbae:
Sad! Sad!
These are hard and difficult times in Nigeria and for the majority Nigerians. Recently, I don't seem to clearly know the one Nigerians rush to most: japa-abroad or japa-afterlife😪
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Edo PDP Chairman, Tony Aziegbemi by McLizbae: 5:44pm On Mar 16, 2024
grin
Isokoboy:
Noted...i wish him speedy recovery
Politics › Re: Oyebanji: Tinubu’s Support Responsible For Infrastructure Upgrade In Ekiti by McLizbae: 8:23am On Mar 16, 2024
Ado-ikere-Akure road, is that road finally motorable now? Abi that one nor join for infrastructure😁
Culture › Re: Why Does Arewa Use The Same Solomon's Knot As Their Logo. by McLizbae: 8:12am On Mar 16, 2024
Thank you for this interesting piece.
Dsimmer:
Lol.

Don't they know the Northerners adopted it from the Yoruba? Likewise the name Arewa was got from the Yoruba. North compass in Yoruba is called Ariwa while North star compass in Yoruba is called Arewa in Yoruba. That was adopted by the core Northerners, alongside the knot by the core Northerners when Nigeria was to get independence in the late 1950.

Funnily, It's quite mysterious how some Yoruba culture are similar to the Hebrew. For example, making the second twin the elder of the twins, the Solomon knot used for royalties by the Yoruba, female child inheritance, marrying the widow in the family like Judah's children did etc. That's aside the circumcision done. Yoruba even has a proverb for circumcision which is, "O ko ara re sita be Omo ojo mejo" which means "he exposed his manhood like that of a child of 8 days old". All these are Yoruba cultures. There's also the similar names for God such as Oluwa etc for example. I can't understand the mystery till now.

Anyways, I have got two theories which is either the Yoruba parted from the Hebrew while the Hebrew were still in Egypt or the Yoruba are simply ancient people doing their thing.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Three Ex-Bankers, One Other For ₦‎15.9 Million Fraud by McLizbae: 8:08am On Mar 13, 2024
15m is small money. This one's are likely to be make serious scape goats. The small the money stolen the more likely you will end up in the prison if you get caught.
Crime › Re: Lagos Agency Seeks Help Finding Woman Smoking Shisha On Baby (pics) by McLizbae: 10:05pm On Mar 10, 2024
Lols... This is one wrong mother. Normally, that baby needs a deliverance.
Travel › Re: Bola Tinubu International Airport: Gov Bago Renames Minna Airport by McLizbae:
Isn't that too early...
Family › Re: 'Fear Woman: The Adulterous Wife' - Obituary Poster In Delta State (photo) by McLizbae: 3:19pm On Mar 10, 2024
grin
Melonsmasher:
Especially Reason and Impact, those two kids names are strange
Family › Re: 'Fear Woman: The Adulterous Wife' - Obituary Poster In Delta State (photo) by McLizbae: 2:45pm On Mar 10, 2024
grin grin
ogashman:
grin the harbinger of bad news
Family › Re: 'Fear Woman: The Adulterous Wife' - Obituary Poster In Delta State (photo) by McLizbae: 2:31pm On Mar 10, 2024
Wait for nijacover grin
ogashman:
They would have given us a snippet of how it happened
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua V Francis Ngannou: Fight Today by McLizbae: 11:01am On Mar 09, 2024
AJ actually beat FN like a kid😊. You talked nonsense this time. Don't do that again okay😊
Alex80s:
Ngannou will beat Joshua like a kid
Crime › Re: Married Woman's Boyfriend Stabs Her Husband To Death In Adamawa by McLizbae: 1:00pm On Mar 08, 2024
You are funny, you associate her virginity status to the very wrong age. Most women are lose their virginity between 12 to 20 years.
bestman09:
angry

Seems she was less than 18 and probably a virgin before he married her. She started affair 2 years ago, probably 18 then.
Politics › Re: Rich Nigerians Are Not Tribalistic, Only The Poor Ones Are- Isaac Fayose (Video) by McLizbae: 11:19am On Mar 08, 2024
Poverty is a tribe in Nigeria😊
Car Talk › Re: Man Shocked As Driver Refuels Rolls-Royce From Keg (Video) by McLizbae: 1:53pm On Feb 29, 2024
Na dealer. Na so them dey do.
Culture › Nigerian Languages And Funny Predictions Of The Most Confused States (pictured) by McLizbae(op): 11:02pm On Feb 25, 2024
Recent, the National library has unveiled the Nigerian map with details of ethnic languages in each state as reported by the leadership news paper.

https://leadership.ng/national-library-unveils-map-of-nigerian-languages-2/

Now, I have tried to enhance the poor picture published by the news paper to improve the details that can be picked from the language map. So, let's just say the (black) bits that can be visually distinguished on each state's map relates to the number of ethnic languages in each state. To me, Adamawa seem to have most bits (it's as if the state's map was completely shaded).

Since our Bible story says God at a point confused men by giving them different languages instead of the only one they all have... I can basically conclude that Adamawa is originally the most confused state in Nigeria.

Na joke😊, but you fit make your contributions.

Science/Technology › Re: Guys Using Solar Energy Instead Of Nepa Or Gen. by McLizbae: 3:54pm On Feb 18, 2024
Welldone! Na that your 12v; 3.5kva inverter dey enter my eyes pass. Id always wanted to stick with 12v inverter for budget purpose. I wish I'd read this about 2years ago. It is very hard to find 12v Pure sine wave inverters with power rating higher than 1-1.5kva back then.
matify83:
It's splendid!

I use a 3.5kva 12v kartel inverter and 4 220AH tubular batteries I connected in parallel to make 880AH.

I power virtually every thing in the house including an lg inverter AC for most of the afternoons , an lg inverter fridge/freezer and a bona solar chest freezer.

I've been fully off grid for going to 6 years by May and I don't have any regrets at all.

The installation was done DIY with little touch by my electrician.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Circular Roads Along Ife-ibadan Been Done By Seyi Makinde Govt(pics) by McLizbae: 9:35pm On Feb 17, 2024
optionalY09:
correct it, It was not done by Makinde it was done by Oyo state government.

He didn’t use his money he uses the government money
You really need to see explain to isaiaku Darius Dahiru (past gov of taraba state) who wrote his name on every infrastructure he built in the state. grin
Car Talk › Re: Enquiry About Road Worthiness by McLizbae: 9:49am On Feb 17, 2024
Well, since you shuttle Lagos and other state, you may need to try and do Lagos RW on ur Lagos plate. But if u operated outside Lagos, I believe other states' RW will work for you.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Warns Universities against Indiscriminate Award of Honorary Degrees by McLizbae: 1:50pm On Feb 11, 2024
Is this a true story?
mbaise1000:
After looking at this, I remember that the role model of these people is a certain "prophet" who took and enjoyed other people's wives while alive, and before he died, he told his followers that his god told him and ordered that no man will touch or go near his own widows, which were many and very young and very beautiful.
Sports › Re: South Africa Mocks Nigeria As 'Generator Republic' In New Nationwide Ad (Video) by McLizbae: 10:34pm On Feb 08, 2024
grin grin no major happening in Nigeria is hidden to any fellow around the gone that is interested. The media is always very brute and detailed 😂😂
MADIFF:
Generator as in we no dey get light? How did they know? Those nosy bastards_!
Sports › Re: AFCON: "Oil Too Full Ijaya Head" - CAF Hails Osimhen by McLizbae: 9:01am On Feb 08, 2024
Make we add the poor country for now😂😂
spartachico:
Which kind map Ijaya of Africa hold so ,have they added Chad republic to Nigeria abi na my eye dey pain me
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by McLizbae: 8:17pm On Feb 07, 2024
He allow play for more than a minute after that without stopping the match till that goal🤷‍♂️

Could we say there won't be foul if there was no goal?
Indigbo:
Please let's be sincere for once. It was a foul
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by McLizbae: 8:14pm On Feb 07, 2024
He allow play for more than a minute after that without stopping the match till that goal🤷‍♂️
Indigbo:
Please let's be sincere for once. It was a foul
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by McLizbae: 8:12pm On Feb 07, 2024
I still don't understand how that ref cancel a legit goal only to give sa a penalty... That ref dey OK at all!?
Celebrities › Re: Joseph Aloba Is Not Mohbad's Biological Father - Mother Gives 3 Days To Do DNA by McLizbae: 2:28pm On Feb 07, 2024
Haaaa! This is very shameless. I wish Mohbad a better mum in afterlife.

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