₦airaland Forum

SalamRushdie:
I know there are very large snakes in that Banana Island , I can literally smell them when ever I go there

Then imagine the snakes in snake island

We should ask Lai Mohammed he should know better click like if you think so too

It will work well for areas like nylon street please don't ask me where nylon street is just google it. Lol

MTN is the better devil

He should have decamped to APC a long time ago well sha it is a warning to those criminals that are yet to cross carpet

I am the type that gives you a blow and you start shouting that I used sledge hammer on you begging the spectators to take the sledge hammer from me that am fighting dirty where as it was a single fist blow lol

I am the fighter that takes a sword to a gun battle like Arsenal coach who uses children and refuses to buy top players to battle the best team in the world like Chelsea.
Guess no bullets in their arsenal of weapons that's why

At all at all na witch craft ,
any which way na way achievement na achievement so far APC followers are happy with the achievement please stop complaining

Person dey carry last all the time the first time he or she takes second to the last u don't want that president to shout from the rooftop. Lol

He was lucky they did not change it for him
Him eye for clear

The NYSC was created by the Northerner's so that their youths will flood the south and take up the jobs here in the south while the southern youths will be deployed to the North to develop the North and at the end of the programme no work for them there and most times religiously and socially the southern youths can't willingly stay there.
The NYSC is another way for the North to get the best of Nigeria and be the head of all government establishment in the south be it military or civil servants or even oil companies or bank work etc.
We in the south are in for a very long thing.
NYSC should not be compulsory click like that's my own opinion

egbaguy2:
How the person get her number though

Very good question
Fake story

Na old news be that

A country where the rule of law is obeyed there can never be any reason for military personnel to harras,beat or intimidate civilians and I repeat there is no reasonable reason for military personnel to start be having like touts with due respect to touts sorry don't take it personal you are even better than the so called military persinel engaging in this act

basic23111:
which tribe? don't be scared

Lol am not scared of anything under the sun only the sky falling on my head is what am scared of
Edo state iespecially Benin is a place where most if not all houses have juju and is worshiped first before they go to church,
Yoruba's the same thing also but not as severe as that of the Benin's if u ask me these things should not be in peoples home

honjohnbright:
Enough talks already.

But are we really prepared for breakup?

If you want to fry egg you must break the egg
If you want to achieve anything in this incompatible country then the country must break not crack just break

Juju is something not wanted in a house though some tribes can't do without juju

In as much as I like fayose but I am.not in support of this 7 months elongation Abi is he saying he did not receive salary for those 7 months because I trust Nigerian politicians the first thing they will do is to pay the selves their salary after the 7 months impeachment issue

Everyday I am walking near a bush am looking for a snake to kill even though I don't eat snake I know lala will be happy. Wish I was staying at snake island I know it would have been easier

Hand for meet sanusi he is very lucky trying to rubbish the government of the day even though he is saying the truth. Hope they won't clip the wings of IJust want to make common sense and fayose.lol

Super story

Please Nigerians let's team up together by insisting the Guinness world record recognise our own lai Mohammed as he has broken all lai records in history

They should go to court

The men should be arrested for sleeping with a minor not the teachers husband and the so called grandfather even if she is to be blamed they should be arrested

It happened in Edo state when the result was released lol it was safe to say number of people who voted was more than number of people who registered

Iblame our leaders and politicians because apart from Dangote am yet to see any politician or leader past or present even though Dangote is neither who has a business or company of global standard like those in south Africa yet the billions we hear the loot is more than enough to start a business here that will employ thousands and yet they will be saying youth should go to the farm or start a small scale business when they the politicians seat on billions hidden without investing a kobo knowing fully well that they and their 5th generations to come will be taken cared of from the loot.

Which past president in Nigeria have a company in Nigeria that employs over 1000 Nigerians I wonder.

The make up in her first 8 pics makes her beauty cold like she is angry with the world or like someone who wants to send a message of I don't care what u say about me

pocohantas:
Your dad killed the snake...

The snaked killed a hen...

And the hen killed what?

A cockroach and please don't ask me what the cockroach killed I beg the next person can answer that

It was one of the safest moments I am so sure he would have survived if the money was available that day as my presence made him go through lots of stress to get ready for the hospital and later it was a hopeless situation

Some few years back I had a friend whibwas seriously sick and needed urgent treatment and money was an issue as the family just lost their father and as a kind Nigerian and a good friend I promised the family I will be in Benin and raise the N500 000 needed for the treatment of my friend.
I left Lagos that fateful day forgetting my ATM card and cheque book in my car as I used public transport to Benin. When I go to my friends family house I boldly told his younger brother to a company me to the bank and got there around 10am and was told I cannot withdraw my money though it was a current account.
And no reasonable reason was given because I know for certain that you can use over the counter cheque to withdraw and I have done it in this particular branch ofDiamond bank. After pleading with the bank manager that it was a life and death matter he now suggested Iget a device called a TOKEN which they pretended to try and activate which later worked by this time it was after 4pm after which I now used the token to transfer money into a good Samaritan account who now used ATM to give me my money back knowing fully well that you can't use ATM to withdraw above N150 000.
To cut a long story short my friend was already packed and ready to go to the hospital knowing fully well that money was not a problem as his brother was with me his friend at the bank to get money but he died just like that.
Though after answering a questionnaire online to rate the bank and I gave them a poor rating concerning their banking procedure concerning over the counter cheque I received a call from the Diamond bank and I explained everything that happened.
Any way I have since changed the current account to a savings account to avoid stories that toch.
Please be warned if for any reason you lost your ATM and the same time lost your cheque book and it is diamond bank they will seize your money irrespective of the emergency while you book for a new cheque book and ATM

The best tip ever to keep one safe

1. Never go to bed with your car's fuel tank empty (No fuel). In case of an emergency, what if your good neighbour isn't at home.


2. Never employ a nanny you don't know her home. Some of them are child traffickers in disguise.


3. Never go to bed with your phone empty (No airtime). Most emergencies happen at night.


4. Do not stand or park your car under high tension cable especially when it is windy.


5. Do not attempt to start your generator with your phone torchlight as the source of light. As this could cause explosion.


6. Do not answer telephone calls in the kitchen when your gas cylinder is turn on.


7. Endeavour to crawl under the smoke if a house is engulfed by smoke, as walking straight could cause suffocation. Smoke mounts up.

8. If by mistake you swallow a fish bone, lick salt, and pull your ears while you cough out the fish bone.


9. If you are in any traffic or 'hold up', 'go- slow' as in local parlance, if you must remain in your car while it is not in motion, always apply your central lock.


10. Do not leave your children alone in the car with your dog or any pet.


11. Nowadays, never enter a lift alone if you must. So many are already gone through this.


12. Never leave your opened drink to take a call outside. It could be a plan to distract you. Many have been poisoned through this.


13. Never rush out to turn off the tap on hearing its sound in the night. It's a new robbery trick to wilfully bring you out. Remember, you didn't leave it running before retiring to bed.

14. Also never go outside at night to check why the generator suddenly switched off as it is a ploy by robbers to bring you out.

Be security conscious! Don't be careless!!