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yourexcellency:
Agbaya oshi... he don see one small girl to take renew old blood

The can wey man take flog the first wife he keep am wait the second wife

If you kill a wall gecko you will urinate in bed

Or the one that says a big Python in the bush is always protecting a big diamond at night and it uses it to see

Or the one that says a big long Python will stand tall with a palm tree and if the palm tree is taller the python will fall the tree

Any which way lady koikoi was the scariest and the bush baby with the mat but lay koikoi sha tops them all

It is better u urinate in bed than to go outside and urinate than to encounter lady koikoi

The igbos are only playing smart because they know if they don't decamp and deliver for APC then the EFCC might just open book for the Igbo political elite so they did the needful by joining the broom party
And when the Angel of death saw the blood on the door frames it passed over

DocHMD:
When osibande is kicked out, the yorubas should be ready to fight abookies without the rest of the south (SE/SS) which they abuse so much.

You like to rope south south to south east mater not be small
When did south south became ipob not that in have anything against Ipob as I think that are fighting a genuine fight if u ask me

No dead yet I think from the write up even though some persons are still trapped inside and by Gods grace we hope there will be no death

Please its a grasscutter stop spoiling the meat already by calling it rodent
So if you buy plantain Chios for your girl friend you will tellnher it is kpekere you bought
Its all about packaging

Someone who has not witnessed first hand what police are.
I see them and avoid them like leprosy or even ebola

Edo state and Ondo state repeating itself all over again
APC can't stand opposition lol

He should have at least re enforced it with iron rods to make it last.
What is worth doing at all should be worth doing well

Edo state is now iPod?

The obituary poster does not say if he is survived by a wife or wives or children maybe that why the burial will be done in Lagos I think
Because I know for certain from a friend that ishan don't joke with burying the dead man or woman in their ancestral home unless he or she was single at the time of death.
May his Soul Rest in Peace

So my grandfather in the village that does not know how to read and only knows how to receive calls and whenever he wants to make a call to me or any of his children he seeks help
Now what do you want such a person of over 90 who can barely see even with glasses do concerning this SMS alert or what if the person is disabled as in a deaf or dumb person what plans do you have for such people

]if it us in a foreign country some one would have resigned over this issue or even gone to jail and no matter what someone would have been held responsible or are they saying the store keeper does.not check expiry date of drugs n his or her care meaning to say many other drugs would have expired also

Mind you these are official age their real age is something else
Am afraid to imagine their true age
ThanknGod for football age lol

You have said it all I suspect a technical move to APC
Crisis managers know what story to spin to the public

This modern world you are told to come to a hotel to collect money a large sum at that why did you not send your account number and when you get alert you can go to your bank to verity.
Please don't accept money owed at night also as it can be an arrangement for armed robbers to visit that same night knowingly or in knowingly let's be wise

I don't think the masses will suffer because they are already suffering for too long and like every typical suffering Nigerian instead to turn back and fight when they jam a wall they instead break the wall and run away
Please politicians take heed and try and do what's right in your own small way I am sure it will go a long way to help the masses .
Military coup is not an option for Nigeria

Vulture
The most patient bird ,waits till your dead patiently before eating

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This Is a welcome development.

I don't understand why the VIO and FRSC will be chasing vehicles upandan endangering people lives just because they want to enforce safety measures to protect that same people. It's very ridiculous.

They are only protecting their pockets by enforcing ridiculous laws on motorist I believe a.state in the north banned road safety recently. If any Governor wants his e people to like him he should just ban road safety from state roads his public rating will go high

No let am pain you not be me cause your problem

Justuceleague2:
What time would you have done it? Seems. Like you the expert

Recruitment begins
Obviously some guys here in naira land know when to break in and what tools to use while some want to know how and when to break in
If you are caught please you are on your own

I will say its a miracle you guys still have water board you complain to that's nice well the last time I was in Benin in Edo state they don't have anything like water board yet they are self sufficient in issues concerning water or is it Ekpoma in Edo state that don't even know the meaning of water board please copy from Edo state how they survive with out water board90% of houses in Benin have bore hole or Ekpoma where there are enough tankers to supply water from far away rivers. Mind you also try and resist the government when they come to tax houses with bore hole as they almost succeeded in Lucky's administration it was not a laughing matter

Nigeria as a country is destiny killer of our youths caused by our politicians like I always says when the poor don't have food to eat eventually the poor will eat the rich which has already started like high rate of kidnapping and other crimes and I trust our ever manipulative government to loosen the noose on our necks a little just to catch our breath and tighten it back
Who are the persons building mansions in Nigeria aside politicians they are Nigerians abroad ,who are the persons buying trailer heads and sending to Nigeria they are guys from abroad,who are the persons marrying every pretty young girl come December they are guys from abroad
My brother the hustle is real . for long I have been hearing its not easy abroad but yet them over there don't want to relocate how can Nigeria be better than abroad where there is light,food,security,high life expectancy ,jobs,good schools with out strike,good roads,young political class, etc just to name a few
If I continue to say the truth about this forsaken country caused by all this our old grand fathers who want to rule Nigeria tillnthey die like buhari or is it obasanjo that said he will hand over to the youths of tomorrow in 1977 or is it that 80 something plus Igbo man that wants to be an ambassador etc
I am.just trying to keep my cool please let me stop here before I get angry

When the iba of Lagos claimed his own history where were you Secretary General, Council of Yoruba Obas, Oba Aderemi Adedapo to correct the oba of Lagos unless he was saying the truth as history cannot be re written
I stand corrected if the oba of Lagos was also given ultimates or was the fire his punishment

To be a Governor is not by force if you can't pay the resign instead can you imagine your self.Mr Governor telling people to sacrifice their hard earned salary lol
Mr Governor if you succeed then it will be a precedent and I trust all APC governors to follow suit because APC governors are the first to start managing local government allocation on behalf of local government chairmen so I won't be surprised if this one of sacrifice starts it will now be the new normal like when police men and soldiers were not paying bus fare then they will say they are staff where as it was during the war bus drivers used it as a way to help force men

He was making sense till he brought in the issue of slave lol
This modern world how can u still refer to people as slaves come on man or what ever you call your self please don't use that word again it is wrong after all we are looking for visa to enter the USA and yet Black's there are children of slaves and their lives are better than most people in Nigeria

They are a clear present and future danger to Nigerians

That's the price of jungle justice it can happen to anybody so Nigerians especially lagosians be warned jungle justice can rope any body good or bad the collateral damage is not worth jungle justice please.
These men might be Innocent who knows or even if they are criminal they could have supplied information to the police on how they operate lol POLICE lol lol
What goes around comes around SAY NO TO JUNGLE. JUSTICE
Police us your friend lol laugh dey always catch me when I write police is your friend lol please no vex for the laugh lol

Eya kpele

Been there even served there and also taught in a government secondary school as my primary assignment
But then only God knows the truth

Everything in this world made by man expires so how about the expiry dates on the armoured glass and is it easy to replace

He who goes to equity should go with clean hands
Make sure you have no skeleton in your cupboard when you want to challenge this government and also make sure you are constitutionally protected in case this government wants to frame you if not you will be swept under the rug
That's why Fayose of Ekiti state is greatly admired as he has stood the test of time ant the government of the day are tired of fighting him because he is resolute and stands tall
please emir Sanusi or any other person that plans to take on this or future government be advised it is not an easy task