₦airaland Forum

Lilsameey:
You are dating a fool and it won't do you a good

Op wants to prove that he has money. It's guys like this girls store their names with maga.

He said he is going to send the gold digger the money to show he is a millionaire. Ha mazing! According to MC Lively.

GuyWise:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I am going to send her the money.

Chaiiii money miss road. Send your mum the money.

Xavier70s:
Why e be say the color of the pictures from foreign countries dey alway dey vibrant, bold and colorful, while picture for Nigeria na nonsense.

Polluted environment. Compare their sky with our sky.

They look alike. Are they from the same father and mother?

thundafire:
Before buying land make sure it's not government own? Because government always warn people but the refuse to hear and our government na anytime the wake up they go dey pro-active. Before buying land make inquiry if it's government designated lands or not they people don't have C OF O and can't do anything

How does one know it's government own land? And what are the required land approvals one should make research on before mounting a building? Any insight will be highly welcomed.

MarveworldG:
Do not forget to contact us handle the ceiling, painting, screeding, and any interior design services you would need when you Kickstart the project.
All the best sor

Who still uses ceiling these days for building? What happens to P.O.P?

Kolasola:
Not wife’s younger brother ... he Is my younger brother

Hmmm younger brother insulting you. I have never experienced that with my younger brothers since we were born. You have really lost your respect man.

kebliss:
How do I go about this application?
I'm a Civil Engineer.
Thanks

Read the beginning of the first few pages of the thread. Everything is there.

onyi2k:
Thank God I made this move.

My salary after tax is 2,790Euros per month. My rent per month is 580 Euro/Month. I do 2 extra side gigs which is 2,500USD and 3,000USD monthly....

Hehehehehe.....

E choke die...

Congrats! Where is that guy that was lambasting you with posts back to back? He don run hide?

But still be showing us some pictures na. ABI u no get Camera?

FutureIsFemale:
This is why I say God should punish men who use crafty ways to enter a lady's pant.

Empty threats. God doesn't support this your evil swear. Maybe you should turn to Satan. Stop using God's name for evil intent.

FutureIsFemale:
God does not plan rubbish.

And does God ask you to swear for men? What's this your bitterness all about?

sundaygray:
Lol...I can do this with my enemy and e go still show say we be soulmates... na ordinary trick

No mind am.

Falzan:
How to tell if someone is your soulmate using the tiktok math trick test

1.Take your boyfriend/girlfriend's age and add two zeros to it.

2.Then subtract your birth year.

3.Get the total from steps one and two

4.Next,add the current year to the total found in step 3.

5.Then finally,if you get both of your ages in the final total then you are deemed soulmate by the maths gods

*Real math nerd know why this works,let just have fun.

This is rubbish. It works for every damn person you use his or her age. Meaning everyone is someone's soulmate.

dominique:
[b]Put a sim lock on your phones [/b]especially the one that receives alert. This is getting too rampant. If asked for pin, use the default pin that comes with every sim pack. For MTN it's 00000, for AIRTEL it is 1111, for 9mobile it is 0000, for GLO it is 0000. The thief will try to gain access to the sim without success and PUK number will be required, if the PUK is attempted up to 10 times, the sim is automatically blocked. Phone lock is not enough anymore

Nice one!

When sim lock is activated on a phone, will the SIM request the PUK number any time the SIM is removed from the phone and put on another or whenever the phone is switch on, it will request the PUK number.

Throw more light on this.

Engineering professionals/graduates. Congrats!

Kokadomfreedom:
Good day, please, i will need your advice on this two options available to me at the moment. I am a graduate of Accounting in a state of dilema on which of these two options to choose. I have an offer to work as teller in a bank with #80k plus as salary and also to work in an Accounting/Auditing firm with a take home pay of #50k with an option of enrolling for ICAN in the next diet. I am confused on which one to go for career wise. Your advice needed urgently!

If I were you, I would choose the Accounting/Auditing job. Why? Because there is no career path working as a Teller in a Bank.

I would rather build my experience and create a solid career path with the Accounting/Auditing job. Don't allow money be your motivating factor for now. Build your experience.

Life is a common sense which is not common with most people.

ModestGal:
Lol, this is the part I miss being in Nigeria. Abi make I come back?

Teslason:
That age choke?

Hmmm but you should have stayed put with the customer care job. No stress at all and you won't break your back like the bakery job.

$3 didn't make any big difference.

bigpriik marry her. Don't listen to anyone. She is definitely your missing rib. Gather money and wife her.

HenryDion:


I no won laugh abeg

What's your net worth? Let's start from there.

Jmpecca having a University degree is not a criteria to be classified as literate.

Doesn't she know how to read? An illitrate is someone that doesn't know how to read and write and who doesn't have a basic education which we term WAEC.

If she knows how to read and write and passed through our usual basic education, she is not in any way an illitrate. She simply hasn't further her education which she can do at any time with her WAEC.

How can you classify someone that has WAEC and knows how to read and write as an illiterate?

Think again!

MPESA:
Not true, as her elder brother he has a say also he can force the guy to sign undertaking to keep distance from the said Lady .... giving a police some money is better for him than burying his sister.

But the lady don't want to leave the guy. You see where the problem lies? She might even side the boy. Things like this require wisdom to handle.

You should be thankful that they even sell N100 meat. They no longer sell N100 meat in some places. It's N200 above.

jaeyking:
Oga stop unnecessary ranting

Check your data usage as monitored by your phone.

I was like this till I set my phone on daily data usage then I realized that na me dey drain my data.

Most videos you stream on Facebook are in 720pixels which is high mb some stream at 1080p.

So look for lesser pixels like 480 or 360p sef

That's not true. MTN has recently been draining data. It was not like that before. I have been using mtn 20GB right from time. Couldn't finish it for 1 month. But recently, I noticed it doesn't reach one month any more.

We need to stage a protest to MTN.

Pls can I ask you for a favor?

Beckysexy:
My EX.

He literally bleeps like his life depends on it and he never get tired even though I let him play the role. Thank goodness my p***y is still very intact.
But I can't blame him though he said I'm sweeter than honey and it drives him crazy.

That means he is like me. Fast and furious.

Ezendimmuo:
My girlfriend likes food a lot...
Sometimes what she wants might be above my budget
I just graduated...no job yet ..
She can call guys on the phone in my presence and beg them for money...
There is this "married" man she sees and has actually spent the night with him and she swears that nothing happened between them...
I can't provide for her needs....
I can't also stop her from getting them...
I love this girl so much
She loves me too..
Anytime I think about this...
It makes me sad
I wanna end everything...
But I can't...
What do I do

Your love for any girl doesn't count. Stop reducing your self worth. Only your parents and God love you. Don't be deceived by your uncontrollable emotions.

No one loves you more than you love yourself aside God and your parents.

The power of P*ssy sha.

BadRadio:
Sometimes its after the lashing it will dawn on us men that it is not worth the money. After killing yourself and wasting precious body fluids, u go still pay again?

The man has a point for refusing to pay. Sex is worthless

Transactional sex is rubbish. God forbid bad thing.

OBUKOMENA you meant you just want to smuggle yourself into another man's country without having a properly executed plan?

Those suffering over there are those that didn't plan their lives well. To succeed abroad, you must have a degree and well sort after skills.

What's your plan? What do you intend doing when you get there? In fact, what type of visa are you travelling with?

Your status matters alot to succeed abroad. The reason why some struggle abroad is due to their status. Majority don't have legal status to even work nor reside in the host country.

They hide from January till December. How do you expect such people to be faring as illegal immigrants? Did you ask your friend about his status there?

Do the right thing and ensure you use the right medium to relocate not through illegal relocation.

I can connect with this. During my school days when I did my IT in one of the federal refineries, we ran day/night shift working in the heart of the refinery. Practically, we worked as process Engineers running here and there locking and unlocking bypass and valves, monitoring hydrogen stored tank, communicating with those in the control room for whatever inappropriate signals we receive during inspection. It was a clean sweet job. Cuz we don't get our body dirty during the course of our job.

Na when them post me go carbon black unit na I know say charcoal no be black colour. I resumed one week na I jejely end my IT.

Sweet memories though.

Process Engineer job is soft work. Just normal inspection and controlling of processes.

Soft work!

KAM3KAZI:
"UGGHHH"

Wa ha la! Na only Rick Ross go fit give us the right spelling o

KAM3KAZI:
Yeah,just like Rick Ross

Sha you don't fùck them,they fùck you

You meant Huor?