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What kinda senate is this?

Yes! We call you a rubber stamp senate

Question: Must you always prove it to us? Why not atleast pretend you are not

Service chiefs that have already collected their allawee + one month salary na him una wan screen?

Ahmed Lawal, you are setting a bad precidence and antecedence for the senate.

Give-aways for up and coming artist is a subtle technique of gaining online following.

Now watch how many people flood his page, thus making him more popular.

They give not out of their abundance, but with the Sole aim of being noticed and gaining online presence.

Who else thinks that for MC Tagwaye, this foundation is more like a retirement plan for him.

Reason; Post 2023 when Baba steps down, nothing for am to use entertain people again.

BTW, Bubu has been sooo anoying of late that no one finds Tagwaye funny again.

toobusy:
.....hello sir.....is this Nollywood movie....it sounds like one.

No sir. Its sooo non-fiction bro. Na my childhood friend i de talk about o!

Now,

Yàll listen while I talk from my childhood best friend`s experience way back in kano.

Dude was 21 say in 2010 and after high school, started working at Bakers`s Delight, Kano.

After a while, he confided in me, how that he did get along well with his female manager who was at the time 29. Not so long he told me that they had started hanging-out after work hours and she insisted on footing the bills (she squeezed it into his palm to pay) and all and even bought gifts for him. I asked him if they were already dating, he insisted they were just friends. However, he feels she had an emotional attachment to him, and he did feel the same too.

At 21, you would expect some youthful "highness" from my friend of whom she never failed in lovingly correcting and advising him where necessary, and even covers up for him when he fvck up. In fact, she became his life coach.

Long story cut short. They eventually started dating officially even against the will of family and friends, excluding me, because i had seen her and i liked her for him. Reason being that i was seeing alot maturity he started exuding and i did admire them. All thanks to her.

They eventually got married in 2012, and trust me in 2021, he still tells me she has never disrespected, looked down on him or used the age-difference against him. Infact after 12years of marraige, she still calls him "my Lord". She bought a car which he drives and even opened a succesful business for them. whats more to ask for?

Those, he may never have gotten from a younger or same-aged-lady. Certainly not with the slayers of this age.

That song "EKWUEME" can make you return looted palliative with tears in your eyes

The International Committee of the Redcross (ICRC) has called for Restraint by security forces as EndSARS Protests continue in Nigerian Cities

First responders seeking to assist the wounded must be allowed to do their work unimpeded in Nigeria’s ongoing protests, while live ammunition must be used only as a last resort by security forces, the ICRC said today.

Concerned by the escalating violence and the rising number of victims, the ICRC is calling for restraint as protests continue in several Nigerian cities.

“Security Forces should apply non-violent means before resorting to the use of force and firearms. The use of force by security forces must be proportionate to the situation and should remain an exceptional measure. ” said Eloi Fillion, the head of the ICRC delegation in Nigeria. “In compliance with international legal standards, firearms and live ammunition must only be used as a last resort, and to protect against an imminent threat to life.”

Nigerian Red Cross volunteers are on the ground to deliver first aid and evacuate the wounded.

“It is of paramount importance that first responders and ambulances are respected by all, so they can reach injured people safely. Lives depend on it,” Eloi Fillion added.

The ICRC and NRCS are osely following up on the situation as it develops.

For more further information, please contact:

Alyona Synenko

Aliyu Dawobe

ICRC Abuja

Source:
https://prnigeria.com/2020/10/21/icrc-security-forces-endsars-cities/

This post is not to insult or throw jibes at any tribe please, but to satisfy some curious thoughts.

Guys, am i the only one who has noticed that most spare parts dealers especially catholics run to open their shops immediately after returning from sunday mass?

This clearly contravens the christian/catholic ruling on keeping the sabbath day holy.

Could it be that motor parts business thrives more on sundays?

Yes, but the one that a mechanic would be helping you to start it every morning abi?

Felixhenry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6YxyMTrKqQ

You are sooo stupid! Show me video, you use talk full the clip. Na your talk i want chop?

FG obviously didn't understand Ganduje.

Ganduje clearly said he wanted money (15BN) instead FG brought rice and the likes.

Now ask me; where are they suppose to end up? .... under the sun and rain of course?

Interested. I have a neatly used toyota corolla sports 2003, (pix below) can i balance up to pick this one? I am based in Adamawa state.

People, I am a layman when it comes to knowing the internal do's and donts guiding the Nigerian Security Arms. However, my most remote insticnt tells me this is a misnormal.

I stay somewhere in the north east hitherto occupied by the Non-State Armed Groups during the heat of the conflict.

It is common place here, to see military and police trucks being driven (alone) by road-side mechanics all in the name of repairs or testing. A couple times i see the mechanics drive them recklessly.

According to one of the mechanics i interviewed, they are not made to sign weavers of any sort nor any protective vest incase of ambush.

I thought security arms have their own in-house mechanics who are trained and employed for same purpose. Why give that much access to such sensitive equipment to none military persons especally in an area with suspected sleeper cells?

I know the default argument would be that, trust may have been built over time with the mechanics. Me thinks for security reasons, and for the personal safety of those mechanics, this is not proper.

Over to the in-house security experts or personnels. Is this allowed?

Stewart883:
Hahahaha I no tel you? We Nigerians need to travel and see other cultures... What baffles me is where the Nigerian women got this entitlement mentality from They always want a man to do everything damn thing for them

This was really an eye opener for me. I think i may now start having issues with naija babes and their entitlement mentality.

Meanwhile, Big Nyash, cup cake bwest are my new found specs

Thanks bro for the heads-up. Ethiopia is next for me. Those Ethiopian Air hostess wee not kee me .

dep07:
I hope you won't mind when your Kenyan woman will go to the club from work and come back late @ night.Bro be careful of what you wish for.

This happens alot in Nai, was in various clubs and and i see presumably working class ladies come to club with official attires. I like the mindset of the ladies here.

Stewart883:
Did u see women with big asses Them plenty for Nairobi Wella. I personally love big Butts so Kenya is the place to be followed by Uganda,those women got it well. The major thing I hate about Nigerian women is that the man must do everything for them but not Kenyan women (they are very independent). Nigerian women sucks

Bros no be lie. Kenya babes gather ass for Africa. Gosh! they got more class, taste and composure than naija babes.

Was in club 1864, in Langata and noticed more ladies (clean babes o!) than guys. Bros, they came on their own o! and not litching on some guy.

I noticed they go to clubs and eateries and buy stuff from their pockets o!. Naija babes got to learn the independent mindset from the kenyans.

My Ugandan colleagues said kenya babes have got no butts when compared to theirs.

Bros! I got to be back to Nai men!

Update:
I am in Nairobi, Langata road precisely. You analogy is right. Nairobi never sleeps. I so love it here.

I find this useful, as i will be in nairobi in two days time by His grace. Thanks

TheRealProphet:
You call this corrupt figure "Humble"? Have you heard of the coming reformer? The coming reformer is the definition of humble, incorruptible. He will come sooner than later and he will bring peace and prosperity to any part of the world where he's accepted...

Imes, we await your coming.

Your desciption above connotes the Anti-christ as stated in the book of Revelation

thunderbj:
I had my O'level exam in 2014 and am yet to gain admission, so am wondering if I would be able to use it for 2020 admission.

From a personal experience:

In 2013, i had same worries when i was seeking admission with my 2004 waec result in unimaid.

Trust me, it didnt matter the year on my waec result, i got the admission, and today i am a graduate.

All the best bruv!

All these MBGN previous winners including her should thank their moon that core northern babes especially hausa-fulani babes do not take part in such contest.

If not ehn, all these averege looking girls forming beauty queens wont come anywhere near the crown.

Congrts! Anyways

YOU MEAN THE SAME BET9JA SPONSORING BBN?

RIP to Him

Bleat.....Knew this way back high school.

Watched her last interview and it was obvious she spoke from a deep place of emotion.

I feel for her though, cos I've been there where you feel most people don't like you because they feel you seem more privileged than they are.

I for one love her vibes, persona, and her style of music. And I`m sure even if her had weren't Odetola, she would still have caved a niche like other hitherto nobody musicians we all listen to today.

But I still ask why she has never been invited to DJ in any of the editions of the BBN show?

enemyofprogress:
yes now. Come and see what I drewed for a friend last week

I doubt much if you can DREW, else you would pasted what you DREWED here.

crackhouse:
that guy need a serious ban. I wonder whether he's aware that kids are here too. I wonder how it will look like for people in the office when they open nairaland to read news or show a colleague something on nairaland and decide to scroll down then see this Indecency... it will be very embarrassing...

Very true. Was reading it on my office system, had to scroll past with speed of light, before person say I de watch porn for office.

enemyofprogress:
Rubbish. What did he drew? He didn't drew the man well jo

You, can you #DREW?

vibre:
Pastor doesn't know how to satisfy her sexually and she left with her kids to satisfy her needs elsewhere. I salute her courage, more women need to emulate this heroine

Hello, Fool. (waves a hand)

Sellfish:
It's not foreign plate number, but a dealership number

That's neither a foreign nor a dealership number plate sir, its a commercial number.

whenever you see red number plates, just know that the vehicle was registered as a commercial car.

Noticed that all commercial vehicles have red number plates?

And DJ Cuppy has been missing on the list back to back.

Bet why?

Is she too mundane for the organizers to afford?

Footballmo:
The PSG and ex-Barceloana star has finally giving his life to Christ and repentanted from his wayward lifrle style...
He was spotted along side his family in Church where in obeyed the altar call.
This is good news.

And just like that, like dummies you want us to believe. No source, no pictures no credit.

shift Jhor