₦airaland Forum

frank317:
lol... his God is working in mysterious way while people are dying... Perhaps God is waiting till the bomb hit his head then the mystery will be revealed.

j1mmy:
Nigerians are the smartest scammers in the world...but they are also the most easily scammed people in the world.
Pastors scam them
light skinned people like Lebanese and Chinese scam them everyday
enslavers and colonizers scammed them with religion, heaven and hell stories...the scam has lasted over 400 years
NOW
a fulani mallam called Buhari has scammed them into allowing his northern agenda...

mumu Nigerians will be scammed for a very long time until commonsense comes to them

bakjal:
Even when d decision is Silly?

Faddd:
The project will entirely be handled by the plant's developers with the full supervision of IAEA. Who says Nigeria is not ripe to hold the plants? Make them bring am to Ondo State I beg

freedom96:
Elders be like na nuclear bomb this aboki president wan bring here abi?We reject in holy ghost fire name

I typed abok.i u con change am to northerner...wetin dey do una?

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Lazy yorroba,ure praying for them to go back so u can rush their properties

oluwafemi113:
Who's Chief Bode George ?



Can someone please tell this old Man to short up his mouth

You sold south west out during the past election to south east , your action speaks allot about your person

George Pls leave jagabam of Africa alone

lordizak:
trust me, PMB will come good. the forces against him are too much. Igbo chanting betrayal and blackmailing him for many things, the militants are now angry for cutting them allowances and pipelines monitoring jobs, the party crisis and many other things we don't know of. My people say if day wan break, night go come first. he will do just great. Never regret voting for change.

EUROBOMBER:
Is this Passingshot or am I dreaming?

scholes0:
Okay, since you have explained that you are analyzing the info, from an ethnic perspective. I will accept the Lagos exclusion, since there is no actual ethnic breakdown of the state's populace.....
On a different note, Oyo and Ebonyi are huge messes that need to be fixed up.

xcolanto:
From transformation to change
From GEJ to baba go slow
From Good luck to Badluck
From progressing to retrogressing
From carrying everyone along to carrying northerners along
From "power not worth the blood of my people" to "baboons and dogs soaked in blood"
From being fairly independent to depending on western Germany et al
From winning the war against boko to losing the war against boko

clearly the Nigerian people have incurred the wrath of the heavens for shortchanging the real change for sham and fraudulent chanji!!

#babagoslow #duradullard #duallardinho #dullapo #dullhari

Tenison96:
Doing the moon walk on Nigerias economy

Kenai:
WONDERFUL ACHIEVEMENTS OF BUHARI SO FAR:

1. He showed us pictures of himself fastening his shoelace and stepping into his cow farm.

2. He showed us pictures of himself standing like a gateman and waiting for David Cameron in London.

3. He showed us pictures of himself sitting next to Obama at the G7 Summit, wearing headphones and secretly listening to "Baa Turenchi".

4. He showed pictures of himself alighting a golf cart and shaking hands with a man at the G7 summit.

5. He invited pro-Lawan senators to the ICC for a bowl of gworo while national assembly elections were in session.

6. He showed us pictures of himself and his son at his cow farm while Boko Haram was slitting the throats of his citizens in Maiduguri.

7. The same day suicide bombers were detonating at Maiduguri markets, Buhari was receiving a chieftancy title in Daura.

8. He ordered the construction of a helipad in his hometown of Daura. His very FIRST capital project as president.

9. He granted independence to the Republic of West Germany and elected Michelle (from Destiny's Child) as the president.

10. He showed us pictures of himself breaking his Ramadan fast at Aso Rock, holding a microphone at his 10-seater dining table.

Wonderful!
Chai Buhari!

kennydee05:
[s]God is never in a hurry, but he is always on time
Thank you we like it like that. As you say over there slow and steady....
We will get there...
Oga bloomberg with what PDP has done since 1999 at their fastest pace, yet we clamoured for CHANGE because their fastness only brought us high rate of unemployment, dilapidated infrastructures etc
To me I prefer Buhari slow pace to 16 years of PDP...
The end justifies the means
There is no growth without change, no change without fear or loss, and no loss without pain...[/s]

medwhite0:

slow but steady the tortoise won the race.

medwhite0:

slow but steady the tortoise won the race.

MrMcJay:
[s]In life, you build from the ground to the top. The only thing built from the top to the bottom is the grave.

When building a bridge, the amount of time spent on the foundation alone is enough to build a storey-building. The fact that you aren't seeing the bridge on top of the waters doesn't mean it isn't being built.

For the TANoids making noise online, GMB isn't like the zoologist who couldn't handle a shepopotamus. He is making plans to make your lives better.

Buhari is presently dismantling the economic slums and political shanties built by the Clueless one and his gang of thieves.[/s]

papaejima1:
Lol @ 6-Inches Nail and Lighter.

AustineE1:
This i think is a failed attempt to launder the image of the ethnicly biased Lagos state authorities. It is disgusting how some tribal e-rats justified the bad intentioned action of the local authorities,simply because they think most of the victims of this act of tyranny are mainly people of the south-East. While youths all over the world are doing everything possible to stand against draconian laws,in furtherance of a better life. Nigerian youths,especially of a section of this country,are so brain-washed by their exploitive leaders into believing that life can only get better,if the People of the South East loses their sources of income and only then,can they the youths can be effectively be competitive.
BTW,every market has an executive council,so hiding under the excuse that the chairman was informed before the domilition is so flimsy and the height of irresponsibility. Shouldnt a responsible government embark on massive enlightenment before their evil domilition,just they way they campaigned during their respective elections and am sure the government of the day didnt meet only they chairman during their campaign,the met they whole market while convincing them to vote their candidates.

porka:
[size=13pt]We warned yesterday that this Tinubu's media onslaught would backfire. The people they are dealing with operate on zero-tolerance policy for independence of mind, the media and criticism generally.

Yet we warned Tinubu and the Akandes of this world long ago that going into an 'alliance' with these people with a single strategy will take them no where, they said we are 'clueless'.

They think once you can put an RCCG 'pastor' to deputize the dullard cow herder all their problems would vanish overnight. They theorized that it was all about good versus bad governance. Once you have 'good governance' everything will fall into place.

We shouted 'let's push for the adoption of the Confab report, it is better than this your so-called alliance. We said "look, Nigeria's main issues are not as shallow rooted that can simply be solved by installing a 'puppet'". They said just watch and see.

It all seemed their main strategy was to install puppetry to be controlled by their 'sophisticated' economic and management 'Czars'. An extension of that strategy might be to think that the pastor would have a large space since the dullard is deficient in major parameters of 21st century leadership with an aging profile.

But it happened. And it happened very quickly. Our predictions are 99.9% accurate after all. It's a use and dump end.

If you are here and thinking this Akande's rant is all about Bukola Saraki's senate presidency, you are making a big mistake. Things have moved far from that. Tinubu and his herds are suddenly awaken to a brutal reality of their second-class status in the scheme of things. It is just too late.

'I am Muhammadu Buhari and I am Fulani' - Buhari 1961 (Courtesy Nigarian Army records).[/size]

chukwudi44:
Akande like Tinubu has always been a closet tribalist masked under 'National' interest

Atlantian:
Its a natural thing for the Yorubas. Even after orchestrating an enthronment using their party as vehicle to Aso Rock, they have totally been marginalized, they are back to opposition - their default destiny. I dey laugh oh.

nextstep:
So they've started the first phase of terror:
1. steal arms and stockpile them
2. subjugate the local farms and steal food
3. kidnap and use ransom money to buy arms
4. find a sponsor to help buy bigger weapons
5. stockpile food and water supplies in hidden places
6. launch major attack.

This is where intelligence services should start:
1. plant bugs in the weapons and allow these fools to steal them, so we can start tracking them
2. Put secret service in the markets, some posing as traders and farmers, equip with hidden recorders
3. place hidden cameras at entrances of other stations so faces might be recorded
4. subpoena mtn and glo to provide cell phone data on all phones within the vicinity of attack around that time (yes, this is available).
5. track which way those phones went based on which towers they communicated with, and you can deduce a pattern
6. monitor voice and text communications of said phones, including who calls them and who they call
6. spring a trap
7. most importantly don't delay too long, thinking this is a small operation.

This, done quietly and within the constraints of law, will do much more than shouting about "crushing" and reacting to attacks after they happen.

investnow2013:
Onitsha-Nigeria's Emerging Financial Hub?.

ducii:
and we should believe you because, u work for the president. Na wah for Nigerians sef

dickrider:
THE IGBO'S WILL BE GLAD TO READ THIS COS IT'S ALL THEY EVER WANTED BUT WE YORUBA'S WILL ALWAYS BE LOYAL TO THE NORTH NO MATTER THE LEVEL OF BAD BELLE AND HATRED SHOWN BY THE IGBOS

steffans:
We easily label whites Racists.. But we are worst racists to ourselfs here in 9ja.. anything someone does.. it must be attached with sentiments/region or religion. SAD!!!!

What is actually holding us together as a Nation