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Sholaar:
A While back I made a tread at about how scared I was because I can't keep an erection long enough to please a lady.
Got several advice(thanks y'all BTW). But this is what I did.
I contacted a herbal medicinal and he gave me drugs to use. First for possible infections and the second agunmu(yoruba) for too much sugar. I started daily exercise (nothing big just ebought till I break a sweat) avoided smoke and alcohol. I was sceptical but guess what happened the next time I had a lady spend the night? I couldn't keep my prick down it was just rising and rising. She nearly cried(well she did). It was beautiful.
After that what did I do? Went back to my old ways drinking sugary things and alcohol exercise not regular had a lady over and my prick won't even stand and its a lady I like so much.


So here is my advice for you.
If you must drink alcohol and smoke avoid sugary things and exercise regularly. Don't be like me. I just hope alomo would be enough to remedy my situation cos that herbal man was a bit expensive though effective.

yep...the man is right...avoid sugar by all means but to leave alchohol go hard small

no need to date when u are not ready for marriage, u could just make female friends if u are curious to knw about women. However, ur bae is a les or he has another guy

hibiscus76:
Don't know if it's only me but your username actually quite fits this thread
Whitecloth and native doctors go hand in hand

And yeah stuff like this happens..i've experienced it twice..once I saw someone from my dream in real life and he gave me a very sinister kinda smile, the whole day I was dumbfounded and couldn't explain to anyone


2ndly, I entered the same bus in 2014 with an uncle that died in 2008.. I saw him first and didn't want to believe it was him..but when he saw me he gave me a longest time kind of look and paid my transport fare...I actually fainted in the bus and when I was resuscitated, he had already alighted

So fear not,poo happens a lot
As a chemist also, I did a research on the chemistry of spirits and was made to understand that spirits are waves in human forms and since all waves move with the speed of light(3.0*10^8 m/s) they are extremely fast and can travel long distances in very short time..now, when they are around you collides with the surrounding atmosphere and causes a vibration that sends ripples to the environment and if the ripples cross your path you feel it, that causes unusual fear and goosebumps coming out of your body that particular time .. if you've ever felt that way when in a very quiet environment, a ghost just passed

Yea, this is provable by physics and the bible just that scientists are still searching for proves. However, i dont think a human can feel high frequency like light, if there is anything like spirit collision then, then that should be the spirit and ur spirit colliding. Well, just my imagination

whitecloth:
see as I dey laugh for here.

my man is been real...but there is this bird that use to laugh out loud

Lovelynature:
I do experience this also. It started right from childhood. Nice to know there are people with same experience or rather gift

me too...

jamex93:
Chai

See movie

No bro...see, when we talk about weed and other drugs, some of us don't get it. These drugs can actually put u in a state that you can't explain physically. It comes with halucination, paranoid and other psycho active issues. It is possible, this my man blew the hell out of weed and his brain told him it was midnight. There are cases, where guys will be crossing the road and be jumping up, if u ask them they will say they are jumping fence..that there are lots of pot holes and weapon on the ground. I am not supprised, u can fill weird when u are fuckin high. Not that extra ordinary forces dont exist, but they dont have any business with u

BeeBeeOoh:
By Sebastine Obasi & Prince Okafor, with agency report



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/nigeria-loses-n2-79bn-daily-qua-iboe-terminal-shut/

nonsense...we no go hear word...when we been dey gain the billions, where the money dey go? 2b x 1 month will do all the south south road perfectly. Whether we lose 10b daily or not, we no dey feel am here.

frfrank:
just five years !!!!!

i dey tell u, but if na me and u collect just 10k frm that money...dem for don put tire for our neck buy fuel on top scarcity and ask u if na only u waka come?

laugh wan kill me here....this thread will get up to 10,000 views but the comment no go pass 10...if it try pass...na curse curse go follow am

jchima14:
give me your email address so that I can send you the steps to configure it, I don't want to post it here

Bro...ur boy is in need ....geoffery2@gmail.com

Android Netiequette 6.1

according to cnn...the plane was flying at 37k feet, then suddenly decended to 27k, swerve left and right, the nose dived. I dey suspect laptop bomb or similar thing

so nobody noticed phyno...to me that guy nearly go estinct b4 God just pick his last call

youngaz:
Tout nd conductor?? Are dey different from each oda? .......

i wonder....it should be 2 touts fighting in gurter or touts fighting or tout square fighting, or tout x 2 fighting or tout plus tout fighting...etc

wow...pple get brain ooo yet abokkkkiiis no wan make niger move forward. This guy life is basically for chef matter. If babalawo or juju man profer these solutions na...we go say his juju is effective. Africans, use ur brains...invent and discover, there is a lot of work to do, this topic is just an example.

kelvinclint:
You'll be in your room jejely, thinking about the bad economy, and how 2cups of oiled rice can even save you for the day. One girl will just call... Hello dear, i'm really starving, can you get me something?
Me: What do you want? Girl: I can manage fried rice and chicken with hollandia yugurt..
Me: *Frustrates*, *off phone* remove battery*.. #this_girls_got_no_chill..

That bae na enemy of progress and fantastically corrupt.

PunkyV:
It doesnt matter, because there's that, "what does she have that I dont have" question that comes with it. I think it's, in a way, understandable if she's hotter, but if she's not, then wtf could he possibly want.

I think I'd be less pained & less angry if he cheated with another man

wahala wambe....na im be say u no go even vex at all if he cheat with a goat or dog.

Stupedinluv:
And i thought i had big boobs

Pics or adonbilivit

front page material...abeg watin be fire the car na?

goingape:
you are just exposing yourself on a public forum

watin concern me...most pple are pervs... thats why this continent is far behind civilization. Ask trump, he will tell you negros no nothing but se.x weed and party.

Jokkarm:
So the woman was just standing while the man was rubbing his dig behind her till he poured and that is when she shouted.
I dnt just believe the story . The writer should at least know that we the readers also reason while reading . I am not doubting it but tell us exactly how it happened.
The woman supposed to feel it immediately he rubbed the thing behind her.
So they should spare us those stories

Why is everybody doubting this....this thing happen every crowded place na though i never see sper.m b4 but u get to see alot of perv robbing there groin at the back of ladies. Sometimes, I think the ladies enjoy it as well bc they dont usually complain bc, they pretend not to feel it. In a fidel bank one day, a man pointed where one guy brought out his kini cover am with his file and was robbing it on the girl...but the girl didnt care so, we just mind our biz jeje.

odijeks:
Ever heard atheists argue that there just is not enough evidence to prove the existence of God? Some go as far as saying "God is omnipresent and is everywhere, then show me God in order to believe he exists". Well, the bible says God is a Spirit so I can't literally show you God (I haven't seen him either) but that doesn't prove that he doesn't exist. Simply because I can't show you air doesn't mean that it doesn't exist in the room you occupy right now. However, I can show you the influence of this 'invisible' air when it knocks down a 'visible' object or flips open the pages of a book. here is an attempt to candidly show that God has made himself evident for man to perceive.

1. God reveals Himself through nature
If you are a nature-lover or have ever taken the time to appreciate the beauty of the natural world around you, you can see the handiwork that points to an incredibly intelligent creator and designer. Look at the beauty of the sunset, the awe you experience watching the earth's polar lights in the sky (aurora), the glory of the night sky with all the stars, the dawning of the day with the blades of grass glistening like diamonds as the sunlight bounces off tiny water droplets of dew, you would ask yourself questions like "would mindless and impersonal physical forces or a chain of chance-like events need or care to make something this beautiful that man can appreciate?" One would have to be willfully ignorant to attribute all the intricacies found in nature to random chaotic events. A close look at nature reveals an intricate level of design that points undeniably to an intelligent Designer (Psalms 19:1-4). Nevertheless, some still live in denial.

2. Our Planet Earth.
The perfection of the Earth in relation to it's support of the billions of life in it never seizes to amaze. Earth is the only known planet equipped with an atmosphere of the right mixture of gases to sustain plant, animal and human life. This is attributed to it's perfect size and corresponding gravitational pull which causes it to be able to hold the right amount of oxygen and nitrogen adequate for life. If the earth were larger, it would contain an unreasonable amount of free hydrogen in its atmosphere. If it were smaller, it may not have an atmosphere large enough to protect the planet from solar and cosmic radiations from space. Still think this is co-incidence ? Let's look at the Earth's position in space as well.

NASA places the diameter of our solar system at a humongous 288,000,000,000 km. Dispersed within this wide space are 8 planets (including Earth). The distance from Earth to the sun is at about 150,000,000 km which is the perfect distance for Earth to be inhabitable. If the Earth were any further away from the sun, we would freeze. Any closer and we would burn up. With 8 planets dispersed within such a wide range of our solar system's diameter, you can calculate for yourself the probability of luckily finding a planet at that exact distance from the sun (that is not too far and not too close), then you decide for yourself if we were just ridiculously lucky or it was placed there by intent. Even a fractional variance in the Earth's position to the sun would make life on Earth impossible. The Earth remains this perfect distance from the sun while it rotates around the sun at a speed of nearly 67,000 mph. It is also rotating on its axis, allowing the entire surface of the Earth to be properly warmed and cooled every day.

3. Complexity of living organisms
From all I learned in biology classes, it would require an unreasonable level of faith to believe that highly complex biochemical reactions like oxidation phosphorylation, photosynthesis, enzymatic breakdown of ingested food, our amazing immune system, transmission of nervous impulses through the body, e.t.c, resulted out of mere chance. Even if I came into the world yesterday, I can't look at the twin towers and attribute them to forces of nature, thinking to myself "the wind, after several years, must have pushed all these blocks into place". These are amazingly complex and inter-linked reactions going on in us daily of which I'm sure that the best of scientists can't think up or create such a system so complex and independent. Still, scientists wouldn't admit the intelligence behind these processes. Let's look at blood clot formation for example. The reason why animal's don't bleed out till death after they get a cut is simply because of this complexly designed process. A cascade of events involving 12 different factors ensues when a blood vessel is broken. This linked events all lead to the formation of a clot at the site of bleeding in order to occlude the opening in the vessel. If just 1 of these 12 factors were missing, blood clot formation would be impossible and it would be a normal phenomenon for one to bleed to death after having an accident as minor as a paper cut. Yet all 12 factors (not 7,8 or 11) are currently present in the blood to initiate this reaction when needed. What's even more amazing is that these factors are present in your blood as you read this, yet they don't start forming the clots within the blood vessels because that would potentially kill you. They only initiate this process when you have a cut. That's just amazing if you ask me. This is just an example out of thousands of intelligent systems in nature. Do you really think such systems were built by chance or a highly intelligent being?

4. Theist Scientists
Most atheists often have this wrong ideology of "God VS Science". This is totally absurd because God himself is a scientist (the best at that) as we've seen in the above mentioned points. God made all scientific and universal laws and was in fact scientific in all his creation. God was actually leaving clues of his existence by showing his brilliance and intelligence in the works of nature and his intent was for man to search them out and acknowledge him (Proverbs 25:2). Many of the smartest human geniuses that have worked the earth were theist. These were really smart people who had knowledge of scientific laws and based most of their works on facts and scientific evidences. Yet, they didn't think it foolish to believe in a superior intelligent being. Why? Because they couldn't help but recognize God's signatures dispersed in the details along the quest of their research works. Some of these theist scientists include: Gregor Mendel, Galileo Galilei, Louis Pasteur, Michael Faraday, Isaac Newton, Blaise Pascal and even famous Albert Einstein to name a few. The more we go deeper in scientific discoveries, the more of God we see. It's however unfortunate and sad that most current scientists have refused to acknowledge this glaring truth (2 Corinthians 4:4).

5. God exists because he impresses this fact in the heart of men
The bible says the truth of God has been made known to man instinctively, for God put this knowledge in their hearts. Yet, some push the truth away from themselves (Romans 1:18,19). This shows that God made it unavoidable for man to see or feel his existence. God did not leave us to wander alone, aimlessly hoping that somehow we would stumble across the truth, which He intends for us to recognize. God wants us to find Him; therefore, He reaches out to us. Sometimes you wonder why the atheist goes through so much trouble just to discredit the bible or refute the idea that a God he doesn't even believe in exists. The atheist probably doesn't yet realize that the reason the topic of God weighs so heavily on his mind is simply because God is impressing it. God wants to be known. He made man unique from other creatures with the intent that we would seek and know him. He not only surrounded us with evidence of himself but He keeps the question of his existence squarely before us. God is presently nudging the hearts of people so that they might realize their sinful condition, the inevitable coming judgment, and their need of a Savior (John 16:8-11). The underlying reason atheists are bothered by people believing in God is because God is actively seeking them.



I know many atheist would go through this post in order to refute the ideas highlighted, but I'm not here to disprove atheism. I'm just here to cause the reader to really think for himself in an unbiased and neutral manner on these things. Regardless of what you may have heard, the truth the bible teaches is that God intensely loves you unconditionally. He is not going to love you more if you convert to a believer. He already loves you intensely, that's why he was willing to come in form of man and personally receive the punishment on the cross for the sins you've committed in the past or would ever commit in the future (John 3:16; Romans 5:3-8 ). The misconception that God punishes people in hell because they sin or refuse to love him is not the truth of the bible. Rather, the bible teaches that though we are guilty of many sins, God justifies us anyways and gives us eternal life if we accept and receive it through faith in Christ's sacrifice (Romans 5:16). The reason why anyone would go to hell fire is not because of this person's numerous sins. No!, it has been established that everyone (including the Christian) is born a sinner and commits sin. Yet, People are only judged guilty because they refused to receive the justification and eternal life freely given to them by Christ. It would really be shameful and agonizingly regretful to see yourself in hell not because you were morally the worst person on earth, but because you were too prideful to receive the gift of life that was already given to you freely by Christ. Choose life today if you haven't. God loves you.

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bigerboy200:
God Bless PMB...God will punish anybody that wants to stand between you and the fight against corruption...can someone shout a thunderous AMEEEN? ??

the problem here is not who God will purnish...the problem is that an intellectual will always write a sweet speech that is very presentable for the audience but to put into action is almost impossible. Corruption is everywhere, and that is not our major problem. Our major problem in this country is peace, and basic amenities. Ammendment of religion or breakup will solve the peace aspect and sincerity and hardwork will solve the basic amenities. To me, Nigeria is fantastically corrupt.

EuroBeam:
Who sabi dis CARD?

its a smartcard divider...e no dey work again...but i go need am for experiment...do you have the master and 3 slaves?

grafikii:
90% of nigerian homes dont have epl, don't they watch tv?

They watch Tv but they dont watch their "favourite payTV programs" this was what lie Mohamed promised in his statement. Simple things makes us fail exam, and I tell you that promise is empty. If you sign that document, you as good as the worst politician in Niger.

professore:
I don't blame anybody,but here are vital lessons esp. 1 and 5.

I blame Buhari...if he had made 1$ to 1N...this kasala for no burst. Instead he was in China when Tiwa was busy hammering Don J and I dey suspect say na doggy style na why the thing peppe TJ. I blame Buhari for this nonsense, uptill now, we never see Yuan and TJ wan commit sucide. I just prefer to talk nonsense this night...TJ no vex, but the thing be say i dey blame buhari

grafikii:
No where in the article did they mention epl, some of you are just plain stup.d

EPL belongs to Nigeria's pay tv favourite program, so what is your argument?

louiskay:
If my dinner is always romantically packaged like d eba above, then my wife should always expect me home B4 4:20

but on the contrary, na 11.45pm things....

ADONBILIVIT....as far as say na LIE MOHAMed.....


You buy STB 1.5k then TV go dey show EPL by imagination abi dream abi na trans abi by oculus? I can only believe when his twin brother Truth M'hmed talks.