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Flexygist:
WOW..This man is a complete loverboy and you need to see the Emotional message he left for his beautiful wife on their wedding Anniversary!.

OH MY!

Source: http://www.flexygist.com/2016/06/26/footballer-taye-tawo-celebrates-12th-wedding-anniversary/

I tot he wanted to celebrate his 12th birthday...all the same...he is looking fresh. But lets tell ourselves truth if no be fame, this girl for no marry Taiye.

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Do you change your Naira to Dollar and vice versa in your online account. I have a Dom, current and savings and I wished I can move Naira to my Dom account

davit:
Hello fellow Nairalanders. About a year ago, I came on this forum to complain about a neighbour of mine who was very cantankerous and inhuman in dealing with other neighbours. All sorts of advice were given then. And one of the pieces of advice was that I should go and build my own place if possible.

Here is the link to the complaint: [url]https://www.nairaland.com/2172824/neighbour-disturbs-me-generator
[/url]

I ruminated on this advice and after a while decided to give it a shot. It wasn't really funny at the initial stage. But to God be the glory today, I have moved to my own house - a four bedroom flat in a very nice environment. Attached are some of the pictures of the house.

Thanks to all those who rendered help then. I so much love this forum.

so money dey to build house, u dey dey attach for another person house....just go and thank that ur neighbour and buy him another gen

NifemiOlu:
Lastly, brethren, subscribing for Dstv Premium and using generator to watch at 145/L. Using your money to watch your money burn.

This one is funny mhen...

PrettyCrystal:
This is really scary. This hissing cockroach cake with creme filling -has become a subject of a heated online debate. Some are saying that they wouldn't even touch the cake let alone eating it while others are arguing that they will down the cake without hesitation. The main question now is would you eat this cake?

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/kogi-state-first-lady-koredo-bello-and.html

Na wao...cockroch is edible na

histemple:
For those of you asking if he had unprotected s3x with her, he could have unprotected s3x without contracting the virus.
A man contracting the HIV from a lady is very slim except there are cracks. But a lady contracts it immediately a male carrier ejaculates in her, no matter the quantity of fluid.

Back to your concern OP. You may have to be sure that she isn't pulling your legs to watch your reaction. She may possibly be trying to gauge how you will tolerate or discriminate against disability.

No its not right to pull someones leg with death threat, you have to consider the health of ur ofsprings. I will politely tell her the level of the prank if thats the case, and explain to her why we should make sure that it is safe to get married and make good babies.

kanmie:
My marriage is just three months old, my wife said I should get her a washing machine or else she will stop washing my clothes.
I don't know why the sudden change, this is a lady that do wash my clothes right, left and center when we were dating, there is no weekend that passed without her coming over to my apartment to do my laundry.
I never believe she will change so soon, the same lady that will call me and tell me Honey, keep your dirty clothes I will be coming over these weekend to wash them.
I have tried to know why the sudden change but no reasonable answer from her.
Offcourse I know I will get a washing machine but at least when the kids start coming, business is very slow , no money for washing machine at the moment.
I love my wife so much and I don't want to start having problem with her at this time, our marriage is still early and fresh.
What should I do in this matter?, Should I borrow to buy her a washing machine?

No just tell her to hold on, that before 6 months you will get her a washing machine. Women like promises, and rmber bf ...gf is not the same as marriage. Its done on her now she has been assigned to only one man therefore, she wants to make sure that u are the complete man she deserves hence they bitch around. Note, don't ever act weak no matter the pressure from a woman.

Agunechemba1:
U think this nation would move forward in the hands of these greedy old men?




We need to rethink.

this man has nothing to offer jo, sometimes i imagine my grand father been the president of Nigeria. This man is someones grand pa ruling a complex country like Nigeria....waste of four yrs men.

ChangeIsCostant:
Troops of Sector 5, 27 Task Force Brigade, 3 Division, in conjunction Civilian JTF from Maiduguri Thursday 16th June 2016, arrested a suspected Boko Haram terrorist, Ibrahim Jagwal, aged 38 at Gishiwa Dabua area of Potiskum, Yobe State.

The suspected terrorist who turned out to be the Ameer of the Boko Haram Terrorists at Tumbin Gini, Abadam Local Government Area of Borno State, also led the team to Garejin Audu in Potiskum, where another terror suspect, Audu Ahmadu, (alias Condemned) aged 45 years, was arrested same day.

Preliminary investigation confirms that Audu Ahmadu is a Boko Haram Engineer who specializes in repairs of automobiles for the Boko Haram terrorists group. It was further confirmed he was at the garage to repair 2 vehicles. The vehicles were recovered by the team, while the suspects have been taken into custody for onward movement to Joint Interrogation Centre.

In a related development, troops of 156 Task Force Battalion, 29 Task Force Brigade carried out clearance patrol yesterday. The patrol team came in contact with Boko Haram terrorists near Abalam, South West of Alagarno forest. The team engaged the terrorists who fled due superior fire power.

The troops pursued them and discovered that they left behind 7 men, 13 women and 27 children that were held hostage at Gemri village. The patrol team also recovered 4 Dane Guns, 3 Bows and 5 packs of arrows containing 114 arrows.

The terrorists camp was destroyed while the rescued persons have been moved to Maiduguri Internally Displaced Persons Camp.

Thank you for your kind and usual cooperation.

Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman
Acting Director Army Public Relations

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/soldiers-arrest-boko-haram-mechanical.html

how this man take resemble mech engineer, NA na wao for una. Where is his certificate that qualifies him as a mech engr? Only a fan or alternator belt will drag this man to the engine by this his agwada.

mohsaaf:
kaysy i beg u in the name of God help me out.I went to Abuja head office myself, to regularize since my school are Wasting time and i went and pay another 5000 and the jamb number was given to me that very day. But when trying to validate keeps telling me "NUMBER IS NOT FOUND" and today is the 7th day .hv been missing service since 2014 due to this issue and i am given until Friday to submit or miss this batch again. Pls help me out.This is the no. 84546799FI

Mosaaf, I need your help too, when did you go to Jamb urself, how long did it take you to achieve the number, can someone help someone pay for the jamb number and collect the number? My school has also been wasting my time since 2014...thank you, waiting paitiently for ur reply.

The best option go be to give ur wife 7 months bele as she dey enter camp.

Flexygist:
Nigerian singer, Davido is taking some time to cool off in Georgia, United States.

The singer shared a shirtless photo of himself via his Instagram page and the caption revealed the singer is not happy with the current state of his stomach. He captioned the photo with a hilarious one.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BGo3ZmKKUHk/?hl=en

how come this place come look like my villa

egedege1:
Here are some inimical attitudes that some women exhibit that looks naive and silly.

1. Keeping malice with their husbands over a little disagreement.

2. Shouting at their husbands because they had a little misunderstanding.

3. Not preparing for their husbands because of their fixed nails.

4. Always squandering housekeep money injudiciously.

5. Acting all nice with people outside but when she comes
home she acts like a tigress...and when you tell people
outside what she does they find it difficult to believe it.

6. Not giving their husbands se.x because of a previous quarrel.

7. Always rude and hostile



You can add yours...

all ur points are directed towards husbandry, u no talk stupid driving...natural wickedness, maid abuse, cheating, feminism, etc...women wahala plenty na...these ones wey u talk na minor

davodyguy:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

But Champion TV no send DSTV

Is champions tv showing the Euro and Copa?

Chukzyfcb:
These options are no guarantee oo, here are my 3 sure ways :-

1) Live within your means, stop spending recklessly or purchasing luxuries u dnt need to impress people you don't know


2) Invest to get a passive income; you'v a low income, doesn't mean you can't hv even a small kiosk that'll be giving u even 1k daily.


3) Lastly, save! Save!! Save!!!
Enforce these 3tips, & ur small income 'll yield big things over time

The best advice so far...but very difficult to apply. I am in a position to do all this but lazy about it, may God help.

ellagal:
What?? is this kunu or palm wine?? God help us in Nigeria

..but there was a time water turned to palmy...so whats the big deal

khristals:
and I was banned on nairaland cos I called an idiot an idiot!.. don't feel bad bruh, in this generation nobody wants yo hear the truth anymore..

lol...this one got me, sure some pple are ediots

queencalipso:
But you just said you guys were having an argument when she said the word. Didn't you say hurtful things to her too? And to think you even insulted her first. If you can't take her back wholly please let her go.

You are here now forming boss because she came to beg you without considering the hurtful things you said to her too that made her say those words to you.

The fact is, mind what you say both to ur boss, ur subbordinate, ur guy, ur mother, ur father and everybody. What came out of ur mouth cant be withdrawn and the bible even warned about it, just get the message, it does not matter where it came from.

ugohemma:
Keshi could have done more for Eagles if given enough chance.

Yep, and its is possible he might not had died....mehhhn just saying but you know small things could blow up a fuse in electronics if you know wa a meant

RIP ....i now remember why Einstein said it is not neccessary to sustain life artificially.

drered:
The job you love isn't always the job you get. When the desirable isn't available the available becomes the desirable. Abi do those conductors enjoy screaming at the top of their voices for passengers? Na condition make cray fish bend.

Ha, u never know anything...some conductors love danfo shouting like die. Offer them bank job, that one concern u. As early as 4 am, someone is already shouting ojuelagwa palmgroove, cms. Jumping up and down running front and back with all happiness. Those guys are enjoying that work

360jamng1:
lalasticlala mynd44 seun
https://www.timenaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/index-427.jpg

From a losing position, Nigeria grabbed a 3-2 win over Spain courtesy a stunning long range shot from Sunday Oliseh that left Spain goalkeeper Zubizarreta perplexed 12 minutes from time. Nigeria later exited the tournament after losing 4-1 to Denmark in the second round. Watch the goal after the cut…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtTnQ6ZgAdc

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Source: http://timenaija.com/fifa-remembers-sunday-olisehs-stunner-goal-on-june-13th-in-the-1998-world-cup/

still wondering how Nigeria managed to compete with european giants. Looks so impossible now

kevin25:
A guy in my neighborhood was dating a girl for a long time, I knew them as the best couple. The guy doesn't joke with anything that concerns the girl affair.

Today being June 11, this particular girl is getting married to one guy like that and the worst part is that not only that she breaks the guy's heart but she didn't let the guy know about her marriage plans Till today.

The guy in quote is very unhappy and was calculating how much he has spent on the girl since they started, not that he has a lot but he is trying his best to use the little money he has at his disposal to solve the girl's needs whenever they arise, no matter how big or small just to show the girl that he really lovers her.

I felt so bad for the guy but on a second thought I ask my self what is the need for dating? why do girls pretend they love you just to be with you for a while just to gain something from you and most of them know that they can't be with you for long still they persist on staying, by so doing l, they end up chasing away those that has the intention of staying with you forever..

Everyday is a lesson I have learnt my own today...I hope your learnt yours, is better to define any relationship to avoid the stories that touches the heart.. Define it so that you don't spend your hard earn money on a girl that doesn't value it..spend because you have not because your thinking that the girl will be your future wife where as she sees you as an ordinary friend..if you don't have, don't try so hard to impress because no matter what you do on this earth, you can never impress a girl...

If i tell my homeboys to study women bc, its part of life, they think am joking. Women are one of the things you must encounter in life, just like money, the earlier you learn about them the better.

Ifyjuli25:
My hubby doesn't want me to work in bank ooo...

Dont even think about it bc, that would be the begining of the end unless, your hubby is not a young guy. Older men 50 to 80 care less sometimes and are very much experienced about life hence why they don't care much about ripples but a young guy's blood is always very hot.

michaelobinna:
Ijebu girls can cook for africa

this must be Mr. Ibu and pawpaw pot

efficacy16:
You don't have to fight but lodge complain immediately if you are close to the bank.

sure...but why would someone block the ATM in the name of counting money, that's my concern.

okey4reel:
i have come across people who withdraw money from the ATM and stood there to count the money to be sure if its complete, hmmmm i dont understand this, has ATM ever short-paid anybody b4 because for me when i use the atm, i just collect the money and leave i dont count cos i believe the money is complete and i just leave, but i just thought of this and decided to bring it up here.

So i would like to hear from nairalanders, if anyone has experienced it before, maybe you withdrew 10k and it wasnt complete?

I wonder, and even if it shortpaid, who u wan fight at that point?

CLASSMAN:
I use luminois inverter 1.5kva with 4 gaston batteries , men its wonderfull for the past 12 months i never for once on my grnerator its beeing gathering dust. Though expensive but worth it. With this 145 per litre

How much did you buy the Gaston batteries, how many amps, and where did you buy them?

OdiriEboh:
It will take time before the money would be used...

When will the time be enough...? Cash is useless, if you don't do anything with it immidiately. I dont think this our presido can even manage a company not to talk of Nigeria, fuxkk!!!!!...wasted 4yrs.

0nyegame:
he should've put it into consideration before now.that man is too dull and slow.




Which way nigeria



comedy nation,visionless leaders and selfish politicians.

You see what I talk about? He just want to spoil all sectors to start affresh again, he thinks 2019 is too long, that man dey make me vex. Why not finish one thing first b4 attacking another. That brain don expire hoha, unfurtunately, some legally corrupt pple are enjoying this. Someone, should advise him to leave everything the way they are running and solve electricity problem, or solve fuel problem or solve tomato problem or solve educational problem or solve salary problem....just do one thing and get result first before another. What is all this?