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What fu^ckery is that one

ud4u:
Masquerade festival at this last days, God help us

"God help us" in this 21st century? Smh for you.

superlanny:
Brother you need Jesus in your life, never wish harm and suffering on your self, how can you be liking hell, ill say a prayer for you...

So at your age you still do not know that prayer is the most useless thing done on earth?

Op who told u I'm interested in going to your Jesus heaven? That place is going to be too boring mehn! Hell is the place to be because we already have lots of scientists and technologists there.

blacq2009:
You should have died in infancy just like this boy. Such a pity.

Fu^ck off my mention you dumb ass religitard.

funkyfrevy:
Only God can comfort her. I can relate.

God that couldn't keep the baby alive will now comfort her?

Where the fu^ck is the pussy for fu^cks sake?

Carlcare my tecno l8 plus doesn't charge when it's on, it only charges when switched off. What could be the cause? Also the power button broke off, can it be replaced.

That shiit is too long na. Remember Buhari no go school.

Pat081:
Dnt pray to witness it again n again in my life dat bad day devil driv water n R.I.P to d dead ones but please pay d family of dos men dat dead

What dafuq are you saying nigga?

Facebooker:
I just want one of the men in these family to Bleep the he'll out of me so I can get belle for them. Call it what ever, it is my elastic pussie that will suffer, and it's not today, my pussie and I are used to correct dicks from tay tay

Co^cksucker

kuuljay:
really? Have you used one before?

I know many people using it.

kuuljay:
They gave my cousin this yesterday
Never heard of that device name

Afrione 2 in 1, that shiit can't last a week

Arrangee

Where were the Python dancers aka Nigerian army since police couldn't handle it.

See the amount of paint one person is carrying in her face (first picture). Anyway she resembles one of my Chinese friend called Ug Lee.

TheUpsetGirl:
imagine what the idiot did, if a guy proposes to me with 50k ring I'd slap the he'll out from his face, nonsense

not even 200k.

I pray and bind every broke guy in Jesus name

Olosho, how much you get for akant?

Fu^ck you op, we all know that death is real and the asshole Mohammed is fake. If hell turns out to be real, I will be the one to welcome you to hell .

Akuko

O boy see ass ooo

Another nairaland meme Don land

Can someone summarize this please.

Who DafuQ is going to read that long shiit?

DeZoro:
Hmmmm... Is Eboyi state in Nigeria?

In a bid to sound sarcastic, you just made a fool of your generation. Even kindergarten toddlers can tell the 36 states and capital in Nigeria. Keep fooling yourself, dumb ass.

Op you're blaming the parents of that guy just because he has chosen not to be a brain dead religitard like you? What if that guy called Mohammed a fool, I know your reaction would have been different. Sometimes I just wonder why Christians think and believe that their own crazy religion is better and superior to other crazy religions. Jesus is a fable, so the boy is right to call a fictitious character whatever he wishes. Jesus is a FOOL.

Cock eyed story

Akwa Ibom Don join skull mining too?

Crixina:
i got confused too seeing that

I thought it was a fashion statement or something.

The thing tire me.

What dafuq is 'Lylon' nigga

God creates defective products and still blames those products for being defective. That nigga (God) is as confused as fu^ck. Anyway, that shiit never happened.

OvieNeo:
Na dem sabi

You're right op, auto correct has made me forget correct spelling of words when I'm writing without phone